And he was so vicious that he even took the whole family along with him!
When encountering this kind of thing, even if Xiao Han is now a bachelor who has enough to eat but the whole family is not hungry, he is really angry!
What made him vomit blood even more was that he couldn't take the scolding back...
Watching Chai Shao driving his horse forward in high spirits, he could vaguely hear his arrogant laughter: "Hahaha... Although I am not smart, I can still hear good words.
!You scold me in a roundabout way? Hum hum..."
Now, Xiao Han finally went crazy!
Xiaodong took out the crossbow arrows from his back and fired randomly into the woods on the roadside. Until all the crossbow arrows were empty, he fell down on the sack panting heavily, his eyes red and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"What happened to Mr. Hou?"
Seeing Xiaodong tiptoeing back the crossbow, the dumbfounded boy shrank his head and couldn't think clearly: He was fine yesterday, so why is Xiao Han so crazy today?
Could it be that Lord Hou is going to go crazy three times a day and become a martial arts master like the story he told before? (Is Zhang San crazy?)
"Who knows? Stop standing there and help pick up the arrows!"
Xiaodong carefully put the crossbow back on his back, glanced at Xiao Han who was wandering outside, picked up the fool and ran towards the woods on the roadside!
Now, compared to Xiao Han's thoughts, his golden crossbow arrows are more important. I just hope that he didn't shoot them too far just now...
The dense army is still moving forward, and nothing seems to be able to stop its progress.
We only passed through Huayin County at noon. In the afternoon, when we turned around and could still vaguely see Mount Huashan in Xiyue, someone from the former army had already arrived and reported that they had arrived at Tongguan.
Tongguan, in Xiao Han's mind, seems to be related to Roujiamo...
But in fact, this place is an out-and-out dangerous pass.
Here there is the Qinling Barrier in the south, the Yellow River natural moat in the north, the Nianduyuan Tower in the east, and the Jinggou, Yuanwanggou, Manluochuan and other natural defense lines that traverse the east and west!
The gate is closed to the nine states, and the birds cannot cross it.
It is this magnificent pass that I am talking about!
When the army is marching, it is a rule not to enter the city, but there is no psychological burden at all when entering the pass! What a joke, if a soldier doesn't go to the pass, where can he go?
The 10,000 troops led by Xiao Lizi this time are not too much, but not too little.
They started entering the pass at sunset, and the last group of people entered the pass until the sun was completely invisible.
Seeing the heavy door slowly closing behind him, Xiao Han jumped off the grain truck and stamped his numb feet vigorously.
Although riding in a car is easier than riding a horse, after wandering around for a day, I am still exhausted.
"Hmm? Tongguan has prepared the food for us here?"
Twisting his aching waist, Xiao Han suddenly sniffed and smelled the scent of firewood filling the air.
The captain next to him grinned and cupped his hands towards Xiao Han, saying in a rather strange tone: "Go back to Lord Marquis, the Tongguan guard knows that we are coming and has already cooked the meal in advance."
"What's your expression?" Xiao Han saw the captain's face, reached out and slapped him on the head, and said angrily: "They specially cooked a meal for us, and you're still not satisfied?"
The captain covered his head and said aggrievedly: "It's not that I'm dissatisfied, it's just that the food they cooked is too unpalatable..."
"Dislike the taste?"
When Xiao Han heard this, his eyes suddenly widened: "God, this is what we ate before! How many days have we had good food? Have we lost our appetite? Give the order and we will eat the food prepared by Pao Ze tonight."
If you don’t want to eat, you’ll be hungry! But whoever wants to be left behind on the journey tomorrow can just wait to be whipped!”
"Here!"
Seeing the seriousness on Xiao Han's face, the captain could only agree with a grimace and clasped his fists, and then turned back to inform the others: Just eat "pig food" honestly tonight, don't even think about making rice by yourself...
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It is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality. This sentence has always been true.
In the past, the dinner that everyone looked forward to the most was today, but it was tasteless and tasteless!
Sun Ergou could eat three bowls of rice in one meal two days ago, but today he didn't even finish a bowl and ran away muttering! There were several veterans left behind who cursed: You are a waste of food, you bastard.
Now, the defender of Tongguan is Zhang Shigui.
This forthright man, who had been hacked for thousands of years in the novel, was sitting opposite Xiao Han, drinking tea instead of wine, and frequently paying homage to them.
Speaking of which, Zhang Shigui can be regarded as an acquaintance of Xiao Han. The two knew each other when they were fighting Xue Ju and chasing Xue Rengao.
Although the relationship is not as familiar as Chai Shao and Cheng Yaojin, they are definitely not strangers.
"Come on, come on, try this carp! It was just fished out of the Yellow River today, it's so fresh!"
Ever since the so-called welcome banquet began, Zhang Shigui's laughter seemed to have never stopped! It was just a general who was diligently serving dishes for a few of them. This scene still made Xiao Han feel a little awkward.
"Haha, thank you General Zhang for your hospitality. I have been sleeping in the open air for the past few days. When I arrived at the general's place today, I can finally relax and take a rest."
The speaker was Du Ruhui. This fat man always had a kind smile on his face! Even the words he spoke were like honey. Zhang Shigui's eyes narrowed to a slit as he laughed and said: You're welcome.
polite!
Someone was pushing the atmosphere, and the whole table was filled with guests and hosts enjoying themselves! Only Xiao Han could not help but curl his lips...
Sleeping in the open is right, but eating in the open?
Brother Du, with your figure, how much northwest wind do you need to drink to be full? Besides, have I ever let you drink northwest wind these days? Are you feeding the dogs so many good things?
There were only a few people attending the banquet tonight, so Xiao Han's strange behavior was quickly noticed by Zhang Shigui.
Putting down the tea bowl, Zhang Shigui looked at Xiao Han strangely and said, "Xiao Hou, what's the matter? Is there anything I didn't take good care of?"
"No! General Zhang takes absolutely good care of you! He just thinks the carp is delicious! Come on, come on, eat more!"
Suddenly hearing Zhang Shigui's question, before Xiao Han could say anything, Chai Shao, who was sitting next to him, laughed and stuffed a large piece of fish meat into Xiao Han's mouth, and slapped Xiao Han on the back with a bear's paw.
I patted it and almost knocked the fish out of his mouth.
"Don't shoot, you will be shot to death!"
Finally he swallowed the fish meat in his mouth, but luckily the thorns inside didn't get stuck in his throat! Xiao Han didn't have time to taste the fish meat, so he pushed Chai Shao's bear paw away first!
Next time, I will definitely get some soft hedgehog armor to wear. If anyone takes a picture of me again, they will be stabbed to death!
While rubbing his back with his hands, Xiao Han thought to himself!
"Hahaha, Xiao Hou and General Chai are still so interesting!" Zhang Shigui laughed and looked at Xiao Han with a smile.
Although he now sticks to the city gate, Xiao Han's name still reaches his ears through various channels.
Compared to the time the two were together, this young man seems to be even more elusive!
I remember I was laughing at him for crying when he saw a dead person, but in the blink of an eye, most of the most powerful and dangerous weapons in the Tang Dynasty came from him!
"Have a bodhisattva heart and resort to thunderous means?"
This sentence suddenly flashed through Zhang Shigui's mind.
