After coming out of Tongguan, there were two more nosy old men in the army.
At the same time, there were more weird and embarrassing rules in the military camp.
Previously, Xiao Han was only not allowed to drink raw water or urinate or defecate at will. Now, under the strong request of the two old men, he added the rule of taking a bath every day.
Bathing is not a big deal. Now the team basically walks along the Yellow River. After the daily marching drill, I have already been covered in smelly sweat, which is sticky and sticks to my body. It is very uncomfortable!
At this time, you can jump into the Yellow River and wash yourself, which will make you feel much more comfortable when you sleep at night.
On the spacious Yellow River stall, thousands of big men jumped naked into the water to take a bath, which was quite a spectacle.
There are lazy people who don’t want to go into the water, so they just want to paddle on the edge of the water and forget about it. But soon, a big foot will kick over, and the lazy man who was standing by the water just screams and flies into the water...
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"Everyone has heard clearly that the matter of bathing was decided by Xiao Hou, Divine Doctor Hua and Divine Doctor Sun together! Do you know why you were sick before? They were all dirty! Now everyone, please wash yourself clean! Your head must be there too.
There is half a stick of incense in the water. If I find anyone with lice or fleas on their body, then let me wash it for them!"
A big man with a patch of heart-protecting hair stood by the river and yelled, and some soldiers jumped out with a smile on his face and asked how he could help.
As a result, he was immediately thrown into the river by several military judges, and then each one used a long pole brush like the one used to brush pig hair, and greeted him desperately. The screams, tut tut...
Some people experimented with the process of helping to take a bath, and the remaining people immediately buried their heads in the water. These guys have no humanity. They treat people like animals...
The dinner was as delicious as ever. After taking a bath, the soldiers hurriedly fell asleep after enjoying the "delicious food". The snoring sounds in the camp soon began one after another.
Xiao Han didn't sleep. At this time, he was lying on a small haystack with his arms on his pillow, looking up at the bright night sky.
He likes to look at the night sky very much, because it is the only thing that will be the same as it will be a thousand years later. When he sees the starry sky, he will think of his past, not longing for it, but missing it.
People today cannot see the moon in ancient times, but today's moon once illuminated people in ancient times.
People in ancient times and today are like water flowing, and they look at the bright moon together like this.
This poem by Li Bai is full of his melancholy, but the person in the poem is a modern person. Like Xiao Han, what's the point of jumping to more than a thousand years ago to enjoy the moon with the ancients?
Just when Xiao Han was thinking wildly, a sound of footsteps came from the side. He didn't bother to look up. Anyway, this place is in the center of the army. It is basically the safest place. There are only a few people who can come here. No.
Need to be polite.
A thin cloud passed by, and the snow-white moon appeared brighter. Xiao Han tried to open his eyes wide, trying to see the shadow on the moon clearly.
When he was young, his mother-in-law in the orphanage hugged him and told him that there was a laurel tree there, and there was a rabbit and a beautiful Chang'e under the laurel tree.
"laurel tree, rabbit..."
Just when Xiao Han's eyes were blurred and he was using his imagination to draw on the moon, the haystack under him suddenly shook, as if someone was lying opposite him. At this moment, the picture he had just dreamed up immediately disappeared, and in the sky,
There is still a bright moon shining over Kyushu.
"Who! There are so many places, but you have to come here? Gungun, don't delay me from watching the stars!" Xiao Han's nose was almost crooked with anger, and he shouted while pushing the straw behind him hard.
"Look at the stars? What stars are you looking at? Tanlang or Pojun?"
A clear and clear voice came, and Xiao Han was shocked. Why did this voice sound so much like Xiao Lizi?
The more he listened, the more it seemed like it. Xiao Han sat up with a whoosh, climbed to the top of the haystack on his hands and feet and looked down!
Who is that figure with half of his body sunk in the grass if it's not Xiao Lizi? However, unlike the calm and composed commander-in-chief during the day, Xiao Lizi's face is now full of exhaustion and can't be described as lonely.
"Little...King Qin, why are you here?"
Xiao Han looked at Li Shimin from above his head, opened his mouth, and Xiao Lizi almost shouted out. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and changed the last two words to King Qin in time!
Otherwise, I don’t know if Xiao Lizi will appear. A brand new Xiao Xiaozi will probably go to work in the Chang’an Palace...
"It's okay, come here to talk to you!" Li Shimin looked tired, closed his eyes slightly, whispered, and then stretched his arms above his head: "I feel a little upset, do you have any wine?"
"Wine?" Xiao Han looked at the hand stretched out in front of him, touched his nose, and said guiltily: "Are you kidding? Drinking is not allowed in the army. How can I have wine here?"
Li Shimin didn't get up, he just bent his palms and made a fetching gesture: "Okay, stop pretending, who among us doesn't know who? Hurry up and get it!"
Xiao Han was embarrassed, he took out a small flat wine bottle from his arms, put it in Xiao Lizi's outstretched hand, and muttered in a low voice: "That's it, save the drink!"
I don't know if Li Shimin heard this, but Xiao Han saw him pull off the lid, pour a big mouthful of it into his stomach, and then hold his breath for a long time before letting out a happy breath.
"Xiao Han, do you think we can win this time?"
After finishing the sip of wine, Xiao Lizi rubbed the wine bottle in his hand and said this slowly after a long while.
"Can you win?"
Xiao Han, who was still worried about the wine, was shocked when he heard this. A chill rose from him. He didn't care about the wine anymore. He ran away and slid down from the top of the haystack, staring at Li Shimin.
He asked nervously: "What's wrong with you?"
"Haha, it's nothing, I just feel a little tired suddenly!"
Li Shimin didn't seem surprised by Xiao Han's reaction. He just smiled bitterly, and then said as if talking to himself: "I know I shouldn't ask this. If the commander-in-chief of an army does not have confidence in this battle, then this battle will
There is no way to fight! But..."
“No buts!”
After rudely interrupting Li Shimin, Xiao Han stared at Li Shimin and said, "This time, we will definitely win!"
"Will he definitely win?" Li Shimin murmured, "But Dou Jiande from the north..."
"If he dares to come, we will deal with him too!"
"Let's clean it up together?"
"Yes, let's clean it up together!"
"Hahaha... Okay, then just listen to General Fu and clean up together!"
The quiet moonlight was shining from above. A pair of young people were lying in the haystack, legs crossed, whispering a few words from time to time, and I don't know what they said. Anyway, there was always laughter.
I don’t know how long it took, but Xiao Lizi, who had finished the bottle of wine, finally stood up unsteadily, then stuffed the exquisite flat wine flask into his arms, and poured the wine into his own army.