Thinking about things in his mind does not affect the work in hand, just because the dog has done all this so many times that even if he closes his eyes, he will not make any mistakes.
After installing the telescope, he waved to his two followers.
The three of them worked together to aim the big yellow crossbow at the head of Luoyang City. Gouzi wiped the sweat from his face and motioned for Cheng Yaojin to come over and take a look.
"What a precious thing, you can only look at it, but you can't touch it!"
Cheng Yaojin was obviously dissatisfied with the fact that dogs were as wary of themselves as they were of thieves. He didn't want to look at it, but he was really curious in his heart. After hesitating for a moment, he turned to the big yellow crossbow with a dark face.
"Hey, it's clearer than my clairvoyance! My vision always feels foggy, but you are so clear that even the people on the top of the city can see clearly!
Tsk tsk, what good thing does Xiao Han have? He just remembers his own family! I can’t even touch him. It’s really annoying to compare people to each other..."
Since he got close to the scope, Cheng Yaojin immediately felt like he was glued to it, and he kept letting out a series of exclamations! It seemed that the person who was complaining just now was not him!
Cheng Yaojin originally just thought that Gouzi's telescope would be better than his, but he never expected that it would be so much better!
Under this telescope, the city head that originally looked blurry was now as clear as if it were placed directly in front of him!
He even saw through the telescope that a bearded man guarding the city secretly took out a piece of cake from his arms, took a big bite, and then stuffed it back in! In the process, even the gap in the cake was removed.
He is barely visible!
"Clear! It's damn clear! There's just something wrong with this lens. Why are there two lines on it?"
After swallowing hard twice, Cheng Yaojin, who was full of praise for this scope, suddenly discovered that there were two intersecting lines on the lens that were particularly annoying, so he just wiped it...
"Huh? It's quite strong! Watch me, Old Cheng, wipe it clean for you! Phew!"
Gouzi never expected that Cheng Yaojin would give repeated orders and still attack his scope!
He stared blankly at Cheng Yaojin, who didn't wipe it off for a moment, but spat into the palm of his hand again, apparently ready to wipe it off again.
At that time, he was almost frightened to the point of death. He could no longer care about anything else and bit Cheng Yaojin's thick arm hard!
How could Cheng Yaojin, who was still concentrating on preparing to deal with the aiming line, think that someone would bite him? He felt a sudden sharp pain on his arm, which was so painful that he almost jumped up on the spot!
"Ouch! Let go, let go! You bastard, you were born in the year of the dog in your last life? Why are you biting people!"
"Bah, who told you to touch my things!"
Seeing Cheng Yaojin's eyes almost bursting with pain, Gouzi finally let go of his mouth and spat hard to one side as if he was still dirty.
"Your uncle, no wonder you call him a dog! He bites people when he opens his mouth, hiss... his mouth is so cruel!" Cheng Yaojin folded his arms and blew hard on the wound! When the severe pain dissipated, he wanted to bite people hard several times.
I slapped the kid in front of me, but when I raised my hand, I couldn't bring it down, so I could only curse him bitterly.
"I will bite anyone who touches my baby!" Gouzi took out a piece of cotton cloth, carefully wiped the scope, and replied without looking back.
Cheng Yaojin shook his arm, stared at Gouzi and asked, "What if Xiao Han moves!"
Gouzi chuckled, put away the cotton cloth and said, "Of course my Marquis is not included in this list!"
Cheng Yaojin felt that he didn't want to talk to this kid anymore! He was worried that he would become angry and beat this little bastard to death with a hammer.
"Okay, okay, your Marquis is good, and your Xiao Niu is okay! If you bite me today, I will make a note of it for you, and we will settle the account later!"
When Gouzi heard what Cheng Yaojin said, he didn't take it seriously. Mr. Hou remembered more accounts for himself and didn't see any settlement. Who do you think you are?
After adjusting the big yellow crossbow again to make sure it was not damaged, Gouzi thought for a while and took out an ironwood arrow that was as tall as half a man from the box next to it.
After struggling to get it stuck on the slide of the big yellow crossbow, after adjusting the position, the dog began to turn the crank handle of the big yellow crossbow again, looking back and forth at the top of Luoyang City through the scope.
In the army, the order to attack again was never given.
Cheng Yaojin rubbed his arms and wandered around in the crowd, and finally returned to Gouzi. After seeing how seriously he was looking for his target, he came over again without forgetting to eat or fight.
"Hey? It's a dog! What's the use of playing around here? Is it possible that this can hit the city wall?" Cheng Yaojin looked at the dog who had been searching the city, as if looking for a target, and couldn't help but asked strangely.
"Yes!" Gouzi replied simply and clearly.
When Cheng Yaojin heard this, he immediately took a breath: "Hiss... I don't believe it!"
Gouzi said without looking back: "Believe it or not!"
"Cough cough cough cough..."
Choking on this kid's words again, Cheng Yaojin rolled his eyes. Cheng Yaojin felt that he had resisted taking action until now. It was because he was very well-educated.
"Restrain yourself. If I don't get angry, whoever gets angry will be the grandson!"
Taking a deep breath and trying to control his anger, Cheng Yaojin discussed again: "How about you shoot an arrow? Let me see! If it can hit, how about I treat you to a drink tonight?"
"No!" Gouzi once again flatly rejected Cheng Yaojin.
At this time, Cheng Yaojin felt that he couldn't bear it any longer, and his lungs were almost exploding with anger! He shouted at Gouzi: "Boy! You are toasting and not eating, and you are punished by drinking! Do you want me to go crazy?!"
His ears were ringing from the yelling. When Gouzi saw that Cheng Yaojin was about to explode, he felt bad about continuing.
After all, I was still making a living under someone else's hands, so I couldn't go too far. If he got angry and beat him to death, it wouldn't be worth it...
Taking a step back calmly, Gouzi sighed and said to Cheng Yaojin:
"Hey, General Cheng, it's not that I don't want to show it to you! It's the Marquis who told King Qin that this thing can only be used as a surprise and cannot be used as a conventional weapon! If the enemy is prepared, it will not be as effective in the future."
Cheng Yaojin's chest was still heaving violently, but when he heard Gouzi moving Xiao Han and the prince out, he could only hold back his anger and said:
"Surprise? Do you want to use it to kill someone? It's useless to kill soldiers. Do you want to kill Wang Shichong?
Hum hum, if he hadn't become king before, then he might still reach the city wall.
Now that Wang Shichong has proclaimed himself king, have you seen any emperor personally go to the city to supervise the battle? No gentleman can stand under a dangerous wall, let alone a king!"
What Cheng Yaojin said makes sense. Every emperor always regards his own life as more important than the lives of everyone in the world! Except for some people with broken brains, there is really no possibility of taking risks.
Scratching his head, Gouzi asked unwillingly: "If you can't shoot Wang Shichong, at least you have to shoot a powerful general! Hey, General Cheng, who do you think is the most powerful on the other side?"
Cheng Yaojin took great advantage of the honorific title of Gouzi. He hummed twice and said, "Humph, I think back then, it was Shubao and I who were the most powerful! After we left, Shan Xiongxin was probably the most powerful one."
Second brother is amazing!"
"Shan Xiongxin?"
Gouzi imitated Xiao Han, touched his nose and recited it again, and then suddenly asked: "How much better is he than you?"
"Hey, you can only hit me twice..."
Gouzi asked this question very suddenly, Cheng Yaojin slipped out the words smoothly, and when he realized that something was wrong, Gouzi had already jumped to the side with a big mouth...
"Wow! I'm so angry! I have to break your legs today!"
