The bowl looked familiar, but it was eerily clean.
Not even a speck of residue is left inside!
"Did you see it wrong? This bowl is not mine?"
After circling the empty bowl, Xiao Han scratched his head, then reluctantly moved forward and sniffed it vigorously.
Suddenly, the unique sweet aroma of braised pork hit your nostrils...
"I'll choke you! The food is clean enough, just like what a dog licks!"
Suddenly standing up straight, Xiao Han felt as if his white teeth were about to bite off.
I didn’t expect it, I really didn’t expect it!
Xiao Lizi, a guy who has never been included in the suspect list, is the culprit of stealing meat!
"Ahem..."
Just when Xiao Han's expression changed rapidly, a familiar coughing sound suddenly came from the bedroom door.
Xiao Han was startled and subconsciously looked back!
But he found Li Shimin standing at the door with his face flushed, his eyes staring straight at the bowl in front of Xiao Han!
"What the hell, why did you forget to throw the bowl away!"
At this time, Li Shimin secretly complained in his heart, and at the same time, his mind was spinning rapidly, thinking of ways to get through!
"Well, wait a minute! Let me make up one... ahem, I want an explanation!"
The more anxious he became, the more confused he became. Li Shimin opened his mouth and accidentally let out what was in his heart!
So, when he saw Xiao Han's eyes rolled to the sky, he finally spread his hands as if he was resigned to his fate:
"Well, I went to look for you last night. You weren't here, so I borrowed a bowl of meat from you."
"borrow?"
Hearing this explanation, Xiao Han couldn't laugh or cry. How could this person be so shameless? He was obviously caught stealing something, but he still had the nerve to say he was borrowing it?!
"Yes, I just borrowed it, so what do you do?"
Now that things have happened, Li Shimin has calmed down, and he stabs at that spot, as if he is trying to say: Come and bite me if you have the guts?!
If this kind of action appeared on Cheng Yaojin, it would be normal! If it appeared on Liu Hongji, it would be commonplace!
But when it appeared on the always steady Li Shimin, this was a bit surprising!
As a prince, especially a prince who is the marshal of the world's military forces! It's okay to steal some intelligence secrets, but to steal other people's meat to eat, this...
Xiao Han took a serious look at Li Shimin, who looked like a ruffian, to make sure that this person was not fake enough, and suddenly burst into laughter: "Haha, okay, it's a loan, it's indeed a loan!"
Li Shimin, who was already ready to be ridiculed, was stunned for a moment when he saw Xiao Han laughing. Then he seemed to have figured out something and started laughing again, until tears fell from his eyes.
Yes, how can taking brother's flesh be called stealing?
That's called borrowing! Even if it's broken down, it's just a fun conversation and has nothing to do with etiquette!
The matter of stealing meat was laughed off.
Li Shimin, who felt relaxed all over, took off his armor and lay on the bed naked.
While enjoying Xiao Han's disinfection treatment, he boasted about how brave he was today!
"Hmph, don't look at the 7,000 soldiers and horses on the other side, but we... Hey, be gentle!"
"Okay, I'll be gentle, you continue talking! What happens next?"
"What's next? What's next is going to be amazing! The battle between us and the enemy is like a dark sky, with no light from the sun or the moon..."
Xiao Han used alcohol to disinfect Li Shimin while listening to his bragging!
Although he already knew that if Yuchigong hadn't come to his rescue this time, there was no doubt whether the braggart would be able to come back.
However, this did not delay his description of Li Shimin at all:
How he single-handedly fought hundreds of enemies on the battlefield and saved dozens of [Eighth District www.yeyin8.com] Xuanjia troops.
Expressing his admiration as overflowing as the Yellow River.
What's the most comfortable way to brag?
That must be when you have a good audience!
So Xiao Han is now playing this role with all his heart.
As for the things that Xiao Lizi said that are obviously far from reality, just treat them like fairy tales! I don’t see those in later generations who are even more outrageous, like Xiao Lizi, they are all classified as pure babies.
"You took away Shan Xiongxin's iron gun. What happened next?"
"Haha, later! The guy was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he rolled off his horse, almost falling to his death..."
In the room, Li Shimin almost forgot about the pain caused by Xiao Han's questions from time to time! His attention was no longer silent in the space he imagined.
Xiao Han did not break the rules, but followed Li Shimin's words more enthusiastically.
Because of the deliberate relationship, every question he asked focused on what Li Shimin wanted to talk about most.
Therefore, this bully is getting more and more enthusiastic! Even the story of Yu Chi Gong saving him has changed into him bravely saving Yu Chi Gong...
Bragging is also very energy-consuming, especially when there is a doctor with two swords on the side, who is constantly pouring alcohol on the wounds on the body!
So after Li Shimin passed the most exciting stage, his mental and physical sleepiness finally came back together.
After holding on and blowing the last piece of leather, Li Shimin finally couldn't help but close his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
After Xiao Han took care of the last wound on Li Shimin's body, he breathed a sigh of relief, packed his things and left the room.
Outside, several of Xiao Lizi's soldiers saw Xiao Han coming out and silently bowed to him.
As people close to Xiao Lizi, they knew that their King Qin had not been so happy for a long time.
"Hey, I'm only twenty years old after all, why am I so tired from living!"
Waving towards them, Xiao Han looked back at Xiao Lizi in the house for the last time, and slowly walked out of the yard.
Li Shimin slept peacefully, not even noticing the pain on his body. When he woke up, it was dark outside.
"Where are the people! Where are my clothes!"
Sitting up in confusion, Li Shimin half-opened his eyes and groped around on the bed, but couldn't find his clothes, so he shouted loudly outside.
Hearing the shouts in the room, a guard immediately opened the door and came in. When he saw Li Shimin sitting on the bed, he immediately said in surprise: "King Qin, are you awake?"
Li Shimin yawned and said impatiently: "Nonsense, is it sleepwalking if you don't wake up? Where are my clothes?"
The guard chuckled, then cupped his hands and said, "The clothes are all put away. Xiao Hou said before leaving that it is not convenient for you to wear clothes now. You can only wear them after the wounds have scabbed!"
"The wound will scab? How long will it take? Is it possible that I have been shirtless these days?" Li Shimin frowned, but after thinking about it, he didn't insist on looking for any more clothes.
After moving his body a little, Li Shimin got off the bed and was about to walk out of the room to take a look. Unexpectedly, a very special aroma quietly drifted into his nose.
"Huh? What smells so good?"
Taking a strong sniff of the aroma in the air, Li Shimin looked for the smell and saw a large porcelain basin upside down on the table.
He reached out and opened the basin, and a plate of red meat appeared in front of him.
