Three days have passed since the grand welcoming ceremony.
Three days ago, Chang'an caused a sensation in almost the whole city.
At this time, it gradually returned to normal.
In fact, this is easy to understand.
No matter how glorious the glory is, it belongs to others!
Rather than drooling over people's enfeoffments and rewards, finding ways to get more food to feed the whole family is the real thing!
Xiao Han's plan to beat people was not completed after all. This was not because he did not dare to fight, but also because no one jumped out to let him fight.
This discovery made Xiao Han, who had already planned to use it as a reason to kill the anger on the battlefield, feel even more disappointed.
After walking through the aisles of Chang'an to welcome him, Li Yuan immediately held a court meeting in Daxing Palace.
At this great court meeting, all the officials were like rats that had stolen oil, and they were full of kindness.
Even Xiao Han's mortal enemies, the officials and censors, rarely showed a smiling face this time.
There is nothing else to do at the Great Court Meeting, the only content is the rewards for the soldiers who went on this expedition!
As the head coach this time, Li Shimin, in addition to General Tiance, was also given a strange position by the current government, that is, the Grand Marshal of the World's Soldiers and Horses!
This name... sounds extremely powerful when you hear it!
But Xiao Han always felt a little familiar. Somewhere, there seemed to be a person named Marshal Ma, who looked similar to him...
After awarding Li Shimin, Xue Shou, Qin Shubao, Cheng Yaojin, Xu Shiji, Liu Hongji and others followed.
Although none of these people came back, they were still granted the title of Marquis and Prime Minister from a distance, and were given countless gold, silver and grains.
And the general Wei Chigong was in the palace.
Because he defeated Dou Jiande and Shan Xiongxin, this time Lao Lao ranked only behind Li Shimin and was awarded the title of Ezhou Commandery and Marquis!
In just a few months, he went from being a guilty person to being a prince!
Yuchi Gong's current status is several levels higher than that of Xiao Han. He was temporarily called the biggest beneficiary of this battle and was unmatched in the limelight!
As for Xiao Han, who was shrinking at the end.
Although he also participated in this war to destroy the country.
But because most of the time was spent in "idle", even the final decisive battle left me with itchy hands.
So this time I just tried to change the identity of the county boy to the county uncle.
Upgrading your title may be something many people only dream of.
But compared with the rewards given by others this time, they are really shabby and pitiful.
Xiao Han didn't care about his reward, and Li Shimin didn't seem to care either.
Because they all know that no matter whether Xiao Han is a white body or a king.
As long as he is still here, those external things don't matter.
The grand court party was finally over when the lanterns came on.
Just when Xiao Han was hooking up with the 'Elder of Three Dynasties', they were preparing to leave the palace before everyone else could.
But he was suddenly called back by Li Shimin.
It was precisely because of such a shout that Xiao Han was imprisoned in the palace for three days.
In the empty royal temple, Xiao Han lay facelessly on a pile of futons and fell asleep. Next to the futons, there were chicken bones scattered on the ground.
This is late autumn. If it were midsummer, Xiao Han would probably be eaten by just the flies he summoned.
"Hey, don't sleep. Get tidied up. You'll be going out in a minute!" Li Shimin, who was sitting cross-legged on the side, was very upset by Xiao Han's snoring. He looked at the sun that was about to set outside, picked up a futon and put it on.
Thrown in his face.
"Ahem, cough...what's wrong? What happened?"
Xiao Han, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by the futon on his face. He raised his hand randomly and knocked it aside, and then looked around blankly with hazy eyes.
Li Shimin glanced at Xiao Han, probably because he was so amused by his appearance, he couldn't help coughing and said: "Nothing happened, I'm telling you to get up! Pack up quickly, we should go out in a while!"
"go out?"
Xiao Han shook his head hard and looked at Li Shimin in confusion. Then a picture flashed in his head, and he finally remembered where he was!
"Fuck you, uncle, can you finally go out? I will never come back again in this life!"
Suddenly recalling everything, Xiao Han couldn't help but scream on the spot. His butt suddenly bounced off the futon as if there were springs on it, and his eyes were about to glow green!
Oh my God! It’s so hard for me!
Xiao Lizi, this bastard bastard, just said that he would accompany him to the ancestral temple to pray for blessings, but he didn't even tell him that this prayer would take three days!
What’s more, what I didn’t tell him was that during these three days, he would have to fast and bathe!
They only provide a little bit of water and salted vegetables every day, so the birds can’t even get enough!
Xiao Han dared to vouch for it, if not for the fact that during this period, Changsun Wuji sent someone to secretly deliver a few fat chickens.
He doesn't have to pray, he just rolls his eyes and goes to his ancestors to say it in person?!
The temptation to be able to get out is huge!
Xiao Han, who had been resting for three days, felt as if he was fully charged at this moment.
Using both hands and feet, he quickly restored the stacked futons to their original positions, and then kicked all the scattered chicken bones under the altar table.
"It's not a good idea to hide it somewhere, right? People will find it!" Li Shimin glanced at Xiao Han and had some doubts about the way he hid the bones.
However, Xiao Han didn't care. He lowered the curtain in front of the altar table to block the mess behind and said, "If you are discovered, say it was eaten by our ancestors!"
Li Shimin didn't react for a while, but he still said cheerfully: "Hahahaha, it's not like you haven't bitten the things on the altar table! They are all made of wax, and they just look good. How can you eat the bones?"
Xiao Han's mouth twitched, then turned his head sharply, stared at Li Shimin fiercely and said: "You still have the nerve to say it? You watched me bite it, but you didn't even call me. The wax in my mouth was bitten, and I don't know if it's there."
Not poisonous!”
Li Shimin couldn't help laughing: "How did I know that you rushed up to chew it? By the time I reacted, you had already chewed it! But don't worry, poisons are not allowed in the palace, and it's okay to eat some of those waxes!"
Xiao Han couldn't mention these things now. Whenever he mentioned them, he felt uncomfortable in his mouth.
After spitting out a few mouthfuls, he glared at Li Shimin and said, "Is it okay to eat some? Why don't I see you eating it? But then again, you guys are so stingy that you even lied to your ancestors?!"
Li Shimin was finally so happy that his back molars were exposed. He held his stomach for a long time before saying: "Hahahaha, this is different. Our ancestors enjoyed incense, and those three animals, melons and fruits were just like the paper cows and horses burned to them.
As long as it has a shape, it’s not called fooling around!”
"Hmph, after all, isn't this still a fool's errand?" Xiao Han snorted.
Li Shimin raised his hand, thought for a while and then put it down: "You... forget it, you can say whatever you like, if you can, you can worship your ancestors and burn the real thing!"
Xiao Han put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "Me? I am a single person, and no one knows about my ancestors. Who should I burn it to?"
Li Shimin scratched his head: "That's true, huh? Why do I feel something is wrong? I just said that some chicken bones were found, so who's ancestor ate them?"
Seeing Li Shimin's belated look, Xiao Han suddenly felt guilty: "Ahem, did I say that? No! I just said you were fooling your ancestors!"
"..." Li Shimin was speechless.
"..." Xiao Han was also speechless.
After a moment of silence, a burst of curses suddenly sounded in the empty hall: "Xiao Han! Don't run away if you have the guts! See if I don't break your legs today!"
