Li Chengqian, who was about to vomit blood, couldn't see that the short pavilion five miles in front of him was densely packed with people!
From both sides of the road, go inside the pavilion.
From the princes and nobles to the common people!
Even his younger brother Li Shimin is waiting here!
The distance between the long pavilion and the short pavilion is only five miles. Even if you don't use a car and just walk on two legs, it won't take half an hour.
But now these people are strangely willing to crowd here and feel aggrieved, rather than go to the pavilion farther away to welcome the returning army in a spacious place...
Is this because they are lazy? Not willing to walk?
That's absolutely not the case! In fact, the reason for this situation is that we still have to mention that bastard Dai Zhou...
His rebuttal to Pei Ji back then was so vicious!
A sentence of licking the golden cup of hemorrhoids.
It makes everyone fear him like a tiger!
Even those who wanted to flatter the prince did not dare to go to the long pavilion to show their faces. They had to squeeze in the short pavilion and secretly curse the nosy Dai Zhou.
"Hey, Old Tang? You're so cold and your face is blue. Why didn't you wear the cotton coat I gave you this year? This is not my younger brother. I'm telling you that you're not a young man anymore. Don't care about style and warmth..."
In the short pavilion, Xiao Han, who was wrapped in a thick cotton-padded jacket, was circling around Tang Jian.
Tang Jian had a dark face and didn't want to pay attention to Xiao Han. Especially when he saw Xiao Han starting to unbutton his clothes and fan himself when he was so hot, his old face became even darker.
"Coke, Xiaohou, please don't say sarcastic words to Brother Tang. I have also worn the clothes you gave me. They are warm, but they are inconsistent with the rules! It's fine to wear them at home, but when you go out and be seen by the censor, it is inevitable to wear them again.
He will be impeached at the court meeting! How can Brother Tang, who is so cautious, wear this?"
Changsun Wuji was a "good guy". Seeing that Tang Jian was about to erupt like a volcano, he hurried out to smooth things over.
"What? Put on some clothes, and someone is still impeaching me? Is there any justice? Hey, let's put it this way, why is no one impeaching me?"
Xiao Han's eyes widened in confusion, and he looked at Changsun Wuji and then at Tang Jian, with the words "I don't believe it" clearly written on his face!
When Tang Jian and Changsun Wuji saw Xiao Han's appearance, they looked at each other silently and saw deep helplessness in each other's eyes.
This question...what do you want them to say?
Xiao Han, your reputation has long been so bad that even the censor is too lazy to trouble him on such trivial matters?
Or maybe it's because his performance in the court was too strong, and those censors trembled when they saw Wu Ban, and they selectively ignored him in order to ensure that they still had a few teeth to chew meat?
It seems that regardless of these two reasons, it must be Xiao Han who becomes angry in the end, right?
"Ahem, we don't know this question. You can ask others yourself. Anyway, we don't wear these clothes!"
After much deliberation, the two smart people decided to do Tai Chi Push Hands in unison.
Putting all the problems out of the way first will save the guy himself from being unhappy, and will also make them unhappy if he infringes on them.
"No, if you don't want to wear it, don't wear it. You deserve to freeze to death!!"
Seeing these two old foxes hesitating and refusing to speak directly, Xiao Han was so angry that he couldn't help but curse at them.
As a result, these two people were fine, but others started to glare at Xiao Han angrily!
They also have cotton-padded jackets, but they don’t wear them either…
Facing these acquaintances, Xiao Han naturally refused to be outdone and glanced at them sideways: "What? You don't accept it?! Then tell me, is the rules more important, or is life more important? When you are about to freeze to death, this dress will let you go
In front of me, do you wear it or not?"
"This..." Everyone was suddenly speechless.
They didn't want to jump out of the house, spit on the ground, and yelled: No clothes!
But just thinking about it, they also know that if they really get to that point, they are afraid that they will grab it faster than anyone else.
"Why, I have nothing to say, huh..."
Seeing that all these people stopped talking, Xiao Han immediately started snarling again, and his nostrils were almost pointing to the sky. Fortunately, it wasn't raining now. If it rained, he would fill his nostrils first.
Just when Xiao Han was feeling proud and was about to take the opportunity to promote his cotton-padded jackets, an old voice suddenly came:
"What Xiaohou said is wrong! You can't have both the fish and the bear's paw, so you're taking the bear's paw at the expense of the fish! You can't have both life and righteousness, you're the one who's giving up your life to take the righteousness!
In this world, there is no big wrongdoing, and there is no big wrongdoing! If you die of thirst without drinking the water from the stolen spring, and if you die of hunger without eating the food that comes to you, how could Marquis Xiao not know that?"
"Who!"
Xiao Han, who was so proud just now, was slapped with a basin of cold water poured on his face. How could he not be angry?
He glared angrily towards the place where the sound came from, but within a second, he immediately stopped...
Without him, the person speaking was Kong Yingda, Master Kong!
No matter who else said this sentence, Xiao Han would sneer at it.
But when this upright gentleman said it, Xiao Han had no choice but to believe it.
After all, the reputation that Mr. Kong spent his whole life building is definitely not a boast!
If he says he won’t drink, he definitely means he won’t drink.
Even if you say you can't wear it, you won't even be able to wear it even if you freeze to death.
"I've met Mr. Kong. Haha, it's a coincidence that you're here too. The weather is nice today. If there's nothing to do, I'll leave first..."
Depressedly, Xiao Han cupped his hands at Old Master Kong. Xiao Han rolled his eyes and wanted to run away.
There was nothing he could do, this old man had a high seniority and a stubborn temper! In front of him, Xiao Han really couldn't afford to play tricks, so he could only stay away.
"Hey, Xiao Hou, wait a minute!"
However, when the old man saw that Xiao Han was about to run away, he was unwilling to do so.
Raising his hand to stop Xiao Han who was about to dive into the crowd, Kong Yingda shook his head and said: "Xiao Hou is a talented person of the Tang Dynasty, so there are some truths that we must know! For example, this piece of clothing, although it seems to be a trivial matter, there are
It involves a lot!
In ancient times, people lived in caves and lived in the wilderness, and their clothes and hair peeled off. There was no system. Later generations of saints used silk and linen to change it. After observing Huizhai's writings and the glorious color, they dyed silk to achieve the effect. They began to make five colors and made them into clothes..."
Under the baptism of Mr. Kong's saliva, Xiao Han's eyes were dull and distracted, and he wanted to give himself a hammer on the head.
He really didn't know how this old man could be such a good teacher!
He just had itchy hands and made a cotton-padded jacket, so the old man grabbed him and started talking about the three systems of Hanfu from Ru Mao Drinking Blood!
A lot of truth was told, and Xiao Han was completely bored when he heard it!
"You're a bitch, if you don't want to wear it, don't wear it. What's wrong with you? Now, I'm almost drowned by Tumo Xingzi. I don't know if this old man brushed his teeth..." Xiao Han said, rolling his eyes.
think.
Xiao Han, who has always been sharp-tongued, was educated by the old master. Naturally, people around him cannot miss such a once-in-a-lifetime scene!
Now, not only Tang Jian, but also Changsun Wuji was watching with a snicker, and even Li Shimin had a tense face, his stomach was bulging, as if he would burst out laughing in the next second!
"God, please save me..."
Just when Xiao Han was greeting the immortal Lao Kong for the thousand and one time in his heart, finally, a voice as beautiful as an immortal voice sounded from the front:
