Whenever brothers who are away from home return to Chang'an, they almost always go to Xiao Han's house for a big meal first.
So knowing that hungry customers would definitely come to his door today, Xiao Han had already arranged the manpower and started preparations.
Chang'an House, which had been silent for a long time, was swept again by steward Lu at the command of his manpower early in the morning. Even the word "Xiao Mansion" on the top of the door was polished to shine brightly.
As for the kitchen, Fat Chef and others worked hard all day before they finally came up with a schedule.
Over at the short pavilion, after a brief greeting, Li Jiancheng continued to lead the army to the Baqiao military camp next to Chang'an.
After the army left, Xiao Han naturally had no need to stay. He climbed into the carriage and returned to his home in Chang'an. Just as he was about to light the stove and take a breather, Cheng Yaojin's loud voice suddenly came from the door:
"Open the door quickly! We are here as guests. You have closed the door, don't you want us to come in? If you eat alone, you will be struck by lightning..."
"I'm going, why are you here so soon?"
Suddenly hearing Cheng Yaojin's voice, Xiao Han stood up from his chair and quickly called Butler Lu outside to open the door.
The door was slowly opened by Butler Lu.
Before the courtyard door could be fully opened, Cheng Yaojin, Xu Shiji, and Duan Zhixuan rushed in wearing helmets and armor...
Looking at this formation, those who knew it said they were here for a meal, but those who didn’t know probably thought they were here to ransack their homes...
"You...why did you come so quickly? I thought it would only take an hour or two!"
Seeing that these people had arrived, Xiao Han immediately hurried towards them and greeted them. At the same time, he did not forget to explain why he did not greet them.
"Hahaha... I didn't expect that I would come so quickly! Let me tell you, this was my old idea!"
Cheng Yaojin looked around at the brothers around him and laughed proudly. His face looked like he was a wise man, making people want to spit on his face.
"You, what's your idea?" Looking at Cheng Yaojin, whose muscles were obviously stronger than his head, Xiao Han frowned, somewhat unconvinced.
Knowing that he was suspected, Cheng Yaojin glared at him and said angrily: "Nonsense, of course it's me! If you don't believe me, ask Shu Bao! Shu Bao? Shu Bao, where did he die? Come and tell Xiao Han
Say, whose idea was it for us to escape?"
Qin Shubao, who was summoned from nowhere, turned a little green, glared at the demon king angrily, and said with some embarrassment: "Ahem, let's not talk about this, anyway, we all came out on leave, we are not running away.
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But what Qin Shubao didn't expect was that Xiao Han had no intention of giving up at all, and still asked the question to the end.
"Then how did you ask for leave?" Xiao Han asked persistently.
"Go ask Cheng Yaojin!" Qin Shubao became angry...
"What's your idea?" Xiao Han was really curious. He didn't care about Qin Shubao's stinky face. He grabbed Cheng Yaojin's arm and asked, "Hurry up and tell me. I'll listen. Maybe I can use it in the future!"
"You can use it! You can definitely use it!"
Cheng Yaojin was not as silent as Qin Shubao. Instead, he grinned widely, making people worry whether his head would be split in two because of his mouth.
Holding Xiao Han's shoulders, Cheng Yaojin lowered his voice mysteriously: "This method is very simple, I will teach you! If you encounter this kind of situation in the future, just say you have diarrhea, the kind that can't be cured."
, I guarantee you a holiday!"
"Diarrhea? Don't tell me, all of you used this idea to ask for leave?"
Upon hearing this "good idea", Xiao Han's eyes widened for a moment, no less than Cheng Yaojin's.
He really couldn't believe it. For such a weak-minded reason, could Li Jiancheng believe it?
"Yes, we all said that, and he also let us come to Chang'an to see a doctor without even saying nonsense!"
Speaking of this, Cheng Yaojin was still very proud. To him, it didn't matter what reason he had!
What matters is whether this reason works well, and facts have proven that this reason works well!
"You're awesome..." Xiao Han wiped his face heavily and asked angrily: "Then let me ask again, was our Crown Prince kicked in the head by a donkey today?"
"Kicked in the head by a donkey?" Cheng Yaojin scratched his head and said: "How is that possible? There are not many donkeys in the military camp! Who can go around its butt? But today, the prince fell off the horse for real.
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"Falled off the horse? Why did you hit your head? Did you fall silly?" Xiao Han continued to ask.
Cheng Yaojin replied with some pity: "That's not true. The sycophant named Xue Wanche next to him used him as a human cushion, but he didn't throw him! Hey, if I had known at that time, I should have stretched out my legs to trip that bastard, and then let him
Rushing to show courtesy..."
"You didn't hit your head? Then he believes this reason?" Xiao Han ignored Cheng Yaojin's nonsense, but pointed at his own head, and then at Cheng Yaojin's.
Finally, he made an explosion gesture, as if asking among the three of us, whose head is broken?
Cheng Yaojin didn't know whether he understood Xiao Han's gesture, raised his big hand and said nonchalantly: "Believe it! Why don't you believe it? If you don't believe it, let him go to the latrine with us to check it for yourself?"
Okay, this answer is very cunning and shameless!
Even Xiao Han had to give his thumbs up at this moment. He believed that Cheng Yaojin could do it!
Facing Xiao Han's appreciation, Cheng Yaojin smiled and stopped standing stupidly. He put his arms around Xiao Han and walked to the backyard kitchen without spinning.
I haven't eaten anything all day today, and my stomach has been churning for a long time. I have to find something to eat quickly.
Cheng Yaojin and the others were very familiar with Xiao Han's house, especially the wine cellar and kitchen, which they were even more familiar with than Xiao Han. They could not go wrong even with their eyes closed.
In a short time, everyone led by Cheng Yaojin came to the kitchen.
As for the eight characters posted on the kitchen door: The kitchen is an important place and no one is allowed to enter, it means nothing to these people!
Cheng Yaojin didn't even have the mood to read a word, so he just opened the door and walked in.
Then, whatever the devils do when they enter the village, they will do whatever they want...
Huh? Is this a pickled cucumber? Yes, it’s green and chewy at first glance! It’s crispy when you take a bite! It’s just a bit salty.
Is this jar filled with dried fish? Take a bite!
It tastes good, fragrant and sweet. When you leave, be sure to take two cars with you so that you can eat it slowly when you go home!
Hey? What's that red thing on the table? Persimmon? Are there still persimmons at this time? Astringent or not?
A group of robbers suddenly swarmed into the spacious kitchen, and they were all robbers who wanted to take a bite of everything they saw. This made the servants of the Xiao family who were cooking immediately confused and stayed where they were at a loss.
"Brothers, Grandpa! You can go out first. If you stay here any longer, all our side dishes will be eaten..."
In the kitchen, the fat cook begged everyone for mercy with a sad face. It’s hard to be a chef these days. God knows when, people started to go to the kitchen! Don’t they say that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen?
