"What? Did you just get lost and meet a fairy? Are you still thinking about it now?"
Sensing that something was wrong with Cheng Yaojin's expression, Xiao Han asked half-jokingly.
"Bullshit lost! If I get lost in the snow, I deserve to die!" Cheng Yaojin ignored Xiao Han's teasing, instead came in and sat next to him, muttering in a low voice.
Hearing this, Xiao Han continued to tidy up the bedding, and at the same time he chuckled and said: "That's right, I also think that chasing rabbits should be done by Xiao Qi! Not you, General Cheng!"
"Haha, it seems you are not stupid... Huh? What do you mean? Comparing me with a dog?"
"Ahem... No, no! You're overthinking it!"
"snort!"
Looking at Xiao Han who was waving his hands repeatedly, Cheng Yaojin snorted coldly, but soon he moved his face closer: "Hey, do you know what I just saw in the woods?"
"What did you see? You didn't see a female ghost, did you?" Xiao Han stopped what he was doing and looked at Cheng Yaojin with a strange expression.
Not to mention, it’s a dark and windy month with wild mountains and wild mountains, which is really suitable for playing a Chinese ghost story.
Cheng Yaojin's face turned dark at Xiao Han's unreliable words. He spat on the ground and said, "Bah! What a bitch! You're serious!"
"Then what did you see?" Seeing Cheng Yaojin like this, Xiao Han had to put away his playful expression and asked seriously.
"Dead people!" Cheng Yaojin looked at Xiao Han, lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Several dead people!"
"Dead person?" Xiao Han raised his eyebrows and looked at Cheng Yaojin with a strange look.
You know, he is no longer the loser who didn't even dare to kill a chicken at the beginning!
I went to the battlefield several times, and I had thousands of innocent people under my command!
Xiao Han, who has experienced all this, would probably be able to keep his face straight even if he hears a few dead people, even if a few corpses are placed in front of him!
"Yes, a dead person! And he didn't die for a long time!"
Seeing that Xiao Han didn't react much, Cheng Yaojin continued to lower his voice.
"What's so strange about a few dead people? Aren't people dying everywhere these days?"
Xiao Han scratched his head. After the initial surprise, he now couldn't understand what Cheng Yaojin wanted to say.
Cheng Yaojin sneered and said: "It's not surprising that there are a few dead people. The problem is that those dead people also look like they are businessmen!"
"You are also a businessman?" Xiao Han was stunned, and then his face changed drastically: "What do you mean? You mean, there are thieves here?"
"right!"
Seeing Xiao Han finally reacting, Cheng Yaojin nodded happily and said: "When I went to the forest just now, I accidentally saw a wild dog running past with an arm in its mouth! Then I followed the trail left by the wild dog on the snow.
After searching for the footprints all the way, I discovered several people buried deep in the forest!"
"And they were buried?" Xiao Han's face was filled with surprise and uncertainty: "Then how do you know they are traders? Is it possible that they still have any tokens on them?"
Cheng Yaojin took a sip on the ground again and said: "Token of fart! Those people were stripped clean! I think they are all men, and their hands have neither calluses for farm work nor calluses for holding a knife."
, that’s why they said they were businessmen.”
"I'll go, you should watch carefully..."
When Xiao Han heard Cheng Yaojin's judgment, he immediately nodded in admiration, but soon he remembered something and rushed to the side with a "whoosh".
"You went to dig through those corpses?! Which claw did you use?" Xiao Han, squatting in the corner, looked at Cheng Yaojin in horror.
Cheng Yao lowered his head and looked at his palms. He couldn't figure out why his good hands turned into claws.
"Don't worry, I understand the importance of picking things up with tree sticks!"
Hearing what Cheng Yaojin said, Xiao Han's expression softened slightly, but he still did not get close to Cheng Yaojin, and said from a distance: "You can't do it without taking action. Plague and bacteria will float in the air! Maybe now
It’s just on you, no! Go out and take a shower and change clothes!”
"What? Take a shower?" Cheng Yaojin's big eyes almost fell out. He pointed to the ice and snow outside the tent and asked Xiao Han in disbelief: "On this day, these conditions! You want me to take a shower? How?"
"
Xiao Han said confidently: "I heard that in the far north, people have been rubbing snow with them to bathe since childhood. You can try it too! Don't worry, it won't be cold!"
"Fuck you! It's not cold, why don't you rub it with snow?"
Cheng Yaojin cursed angrily, and then lay down on the bed with a "bang".
What a joke, he would not be stupid enough to take a bath in the snow, he really thinks he is Xiao Qi and loves to roll in the snow!
Xiao Han looked at Cheng Yaojin lying down and acting like a rogue, and his teeth itched with hatred, but he also knew that there was nothing he could do about this beast, so he had to stay away from him as much as possible.
Holding the pillow and crawling to the side to sit down, Xiao Han continued the previous topic and asked Cheng Yaojin: "Hey, do you think those robbers will be targeting us?"
Cheng Yaojin raised his eyelids and said feebly: "How do I know?"
"Didn't you work in this business before? You can be considered an insider in the industry, right?" Xiao Han looked at Lao Cheng and asked.
Cheng Yaojin was annoyed by these words. He turned his head sharply and said angrily to Xiao Han: "If I were a robber! I'll snatch you back first, and then...hehehe~"
"Well……"
Xiao Han shivered at Cheng Yaojin's words and quickly shook his head to get the horrific scene out of his mind.
"Then what should we do now? We don't need to take precautions?"
Cheng Yaojin turned his head back, looked at the roof of the tent and said: "Nonsense! By the time you think about it, it will be autumn sooner or later! What do you think Ronaldinho is doing outside?
Humph, a few thieves, it’s better if they don’t come, but when they come, let them know how powerful grandpa is! Oh, by the way! Don’t be too stubborn when you sleep tonight, and wear that hat lined with steel plates too!”
"Okay!" Xiao Han agreed happily to this, and his head was pounding like garlic.
It’s a joke, if you don’t cherish your own life, how can you expect others to cherish it for you?
He did what he said, climbed to the edge of the tent, and took out an ugly round hat from a leather pocket. Xiao Han put it on his head and asked Cheng Yaojin:
"Um, have you notified the caravan?"
"No!" Cheng Yaojin replied with his eyes closed.
"Ah? Why?" Xiao Han stopped what he was doing and asked in surprise.
Cheng Yaojin snorted coldly and said: "Humph, these people have been doing business every year. I don't believe they don't know anything about bandits! What if they are planning to cooperate inside and outside? If we tell you, wouldn't it be a warning? Now?
Let’s just pretend not to know. It’s a good idea if the robbers don’t come. If they come, let’s take the opportunity to take a look at these people!”
"Oh~" Xiao Han nodded repeatedly in sudden realization, and then looked at Cheng Yaojin with strange eyes.
Cheng Yaojin felt uncomfortable when Xiao Han looked at him, and couldn't help but said angrily: "What are you looking at?"
"No, it's nothing, it's just that you just used two idioms, and they were used correctly?"
"Nonsense, I have been in the Cheng family for generations! I have read the book, huh? No! What time is it now, and you are still thinking about these messy things?"
