It’s really not interesting for two men to drink together late at night.
So when the moonlight dimmed outside, Zhang Qiang, who was so sleepy that he yawned, could no longer hold on, stood up unsteadily, and went back to his home to sleep.
Xiao Han, who also drank a lot, sent Zhang Qiang out. When he came back, he wanted to go to the corner to solve three urgent problems.
However, Xiaoqi, the dead dog, kept staring with big eyes and chasing after his butt, causing him to have to walk around a lot more and go to the toilet to solve the problem.
"What are you looking at? Silly dog! Sooner or later you will be stewed in a pot!"
After a period of intoxication, Xiao Han cursed Xiao Qi, who was still following him, and staggered towards the bedroom.
The night gradually darkened, and only the bright moon in the sky still emitted a soft silver light. However, this light did not last long, and a black cloud gradually moved over in the sky, covering most of the moon.
The moonlight disappeared, and just when the earth fell into darkness, no one expected that a black shadow was quietly passing through the backyard of Xiao Han's house.
This black shadow has a very strong body, but its movements are extremely agile.
I climbed down from a wall more than ten feet high and didn’t disturb anyone!
Of course, Xiao Qi, who was squatting in the corner and looking at the uninvited guest strangely, could not be counted as a human being.
"Huh? Why is there another one here?!"
The black shadow climbed down the wall, but before he could take a breath, he saw the two green dots of light in the darkness for the first time, and he couldn't help but scream in his heart.
"Fortunately, I was prepared!" Heiyi looked at those green eyes and gently reached out to touch his pocket, only to find that the pile of meatloaf prepared earlier had been consumed along the way...
…
Secretly saying "Oh no," Heiying looked at Xiao Han's pet dog that he had seen more than once with a grimace: "Ahem, Xiaoqi, you recognize me, right? They are all acquaintances, no, they are all familiar dogs! Let's discuss it.
, don’t bite me..."
Xiao Qi tilted his head, as if he understood what the shadow said, a very human smile appeared on his face, and immediately, dogs barked.
"Woof woof woof..."
The black shadow was startled and quickly waved his hand: "Stop screaming, wait until I give you a bone to chew on!"
"Woof woof woof woof..." Xiaoqi didn't buy it at all, and didn't come close, so he shouted from a distance.
Heiying was so anxious that sweat broke out on his head: "Look at you, why don't you give me credit?! Okay, I'll leave first and come back when I have the bones!"
Cursing and turning his head, the black shadow turned around and wanted to jump back onto the wall, but as soon as he climbed up the wall, Xiaoqi suddenly chased him up!
It jumped up high and bit the black shadow's butt! Then its whole body was hanging in the air! But even so, there was still a low growl of "wuwu" coming from its throat.
"Ouch... Grandma's bear, if I'm not afraid of killing you, Xiao Han will go crazy. I'll kill you right now!"
"Woooooooo..."
On the tall back wall, there was a roar of curses and dog barking, waking up countless people in their sleep!
Xiao Han lived in the backyard, so when he rushed over with his clothes on and sleepy eyes, there were not many people in the courtyard, and there were only a few torches beating in the darkness.
Through the flickering light of the fire, Xiao Han saw that on the north wall of his house, a familiar figure was clinging to the top of the wall with both hands. Under his butt, Xiao Qi, who was particularly interested in butts, was spanking.
Spinning and hanging in the air...
"Xiao Han, hurry up, get your broken dog away!" When the man on the wall saw Xiao Han coming, he didn't care about hiding his figure and immediately screamed at the top of his throat!
Xiao Han was stunned for a moment when he heard the cry. After his eyes widened and he tried to distinguish for a while, he pointed at the man in surprise: "Are you...Cheng Yaojin?"
On the wall, Cheng Yaojin kicked his legs and screamed repeatedly: "Nonsense, hurry up! I can't hold on anymore, I'll slap you on the butt to death, don't blame me..."
"Uh, Xiaodong, go and take off Xiaoqi... Everyone else has dispersed. It's okay. Let's go back to sleep!"
There was a lot of fuss in the backyard, and Cheng Yaojin was finally rescued from the dog's mouth. At this time, Lao Cheng's pants had been ripped open in such a long way.
Fortunately, he wore thick clothes in winter. If it hadn't been for this strong bite, wouldn't he have bitten him on the butt?
in the house.
With the fire burning brightly, Xiao Han tried his best to hold back his laughter and poured a cup of hot tea for Cheng Yaojin, who was wrapped in a quilt in front of him.
"What are you doing here? Want to be a burglar at night?"
Cheng Yaojin, who had been frozen for a long time, trembled and took a sip of hot tea. He grinned and said: "Bah! What kind of snitch? I didn't want others to see me, so I came here secretly! Who knew you were raising a family?"
The dog is too black, it doesn’t even bother to fight, it just bites it when it comes up!”
Xiao Han was so amused that he barely managed to stop himself: "Ahem, why are you sneaking here? By the way, didn't you go to Donghai County?"
Cheng Yaojin said with a dark face: "I won't go to that place where birds don't poop! Whoever wants to go can go!"
"Is Donghai County also a place where birds don't poop?"
Xiao Han asked Cheng Yaojin a strange question. In fact, he also knew: Donghai County was the Jiangsu area in later generations.
As the saying goes, there is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below! Even if Cheng Yaojin is going to some coastal counties this time, it shouldn't be as miserable as a bird pooping.
"nonsense!"
However, when Cheng Yaojin heard Xiao Han ask, he immediately said angrily: "My hometown is nearby, how can I not know whether a bird poops or not?"
"Near your home?" Seeing what Cheng Yaojin said, Xiao Han suddenly thought of something and asked: "Hey, are you afraid that people in your hometown will see you and belittle you, and you can't keep it on your face, so you ran away secretly?
Bar?"
Cheng Yaojin's cheeky face turned red this time, and he muttered: "That's... no! Anyway, I won't go to that lousy place, and I will live here with you from now on!"
Xiao Han was a little dumbfounded: "Aren't you relying on me? Besides, if you don't go to the East China Sea and sneak to me, what if the emperor finds out?"
Cheng Yaojin curled his lips: "How could he know? The secret of my coming here was just accidentally seen by your family! Besides, if you know it, you will know that if you have too many lice, you will be sent to the South China Sea at worst! But I
I guess he doesn’t have time to take care of me anymore!”
"Um?"
Xiao Han suddenly heard something else from Cheng Yaojin's words. He couldn't help but roll his eyes and asked in a low voice: "What do you mean by that?"
Cheng Yaojin was stunned, as if he realized his slip of the tongue, and grinned awkwardly: "No...it's nothing!"
"Nothing?" Xiao Han rolled his eyes. Seeing that Cheng Yaojin refused to tell the truth, he stood up and shouted outside: "Xiaodong, see you off."
"Hey, don't you need to be so heartless?"
Cheng Yaojin was startled by Xiao Han's action of seeing off the guests, and couldn't help shouting in a low voice.
