The old man was so startled by Xiao Han that he spat all the foam on his head. His two dim eyes were now wide open!
"Uncle... why are you so excited?" Xiao Han rolled his eyes dejectedly while drooling.
"nonsense!"
The old man spat out another mouthful of spit foam, and said with a heartbroken voice: "Sixteen Guards of Chang'an, this was a rule made many years ago! Now there is an extra one inexplicably, and you are made the general.
, tell me if I’m excited or not!”
"Okay, you're excited, why don't you wash my hair?"
Afraid of the old man, Xiao Han hurriedly raised his sleeves, covered it in front of his face, and said angrily: "Besides, isn't there just a general? Seeing as they are all Dukes of this country and Dukes of that country, we need a general.
What's wrong?"
"I bother!"
Okay, I got spit on again! Xiao Han was stunned: Where did this old man get so much saliva?
"What's wrong with the general? This is the Sixteenth Guards... No, the Seventeenth Guards General, from the second rank official position! When you get to the place, all those state and provincial generals are shorter than you! Aren't you satisfied?
Grandpa, how old are you? Return to the throne? If you perform meritorious service in the future, what will the emperor reward you? Do you still want to be a prince with a different surname?"
Xiao Han was taught a lesson by his hatred of iron, which made the old man's beard stand up in anger!
Comparing people with others will lead to death, and comparing goods with goods will lead to throwing away!
I have been struggling in the officialdom all my life, and I have become an official at the end of my life, and I can barely get into the fourth rank. This is because the emperor is merciful and gives me some dignity!
Nowadays, I see that someone who is less than twenty has already become a second-grade official. How can others live like this?
"Yes, satisfied, am I not satisfied?"
Seeing the old man blowing his beard and staring, Xiao Han immediately dragged the cushion back and waved his hands in resignation!
It seems that it was a mistake not to bring an umbrella when I went out today.
"Hmph..." The old man snorted coldly and looked at Xiao Han with disdain. He said that it felt so good to rely on one's old age and show off one's old age! Especially the first- and second-grade officials who were being scolded did not dare to talk back. When he was young, he would not have even thought about it.
OK.
"Then where is your new Firebender's camp?"
"Not yet..."
"Ahem! Who are the adjutants?"
"only me……"
"Uh, what about the soldiers? Where are the soldiers?"
"Not done yet..."
"..."
After looking at Xiao Han intently for a while, the old man asked as if he had a toothache: "Don't tell me, you, the great general, are just a mere commander?"
"Hehe, it seems so!" Xiao Han scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Plop..."
"Hey? Master? What's wrong with you? Hello! Is there a doctor? Someone is fainting! Oh, I am the doctor..."
After pinching people, fanning them, and working for a long time, the old man finally woke up leisurely. When he woke up and looked at Xiao Han, his eyes were full of pity: "Is this general here to make you happy?
"
"I think it is……"
Just when the old man and the young man in the corner looked at each other in silence, doubting life.
In the center of the hall, a burst of passionate drumbeats suddenly sounded.
"What's wrong? Why are you banging the drum when you have nothing to do?"
Xiao Han, who was startled, subconsciously stood on tiptoe and looked towards the place where the drums were being played.
"Idiot, that's King Qin's formation-breaking music!"
Once again despising this unlearned and fake second-grade official, the old man rolled his eyes and said: "This is a dance music written by Taichang Cheng Lucai based on the incident of King Qin's defeat of Dou Jiande. Don't be ignorant."
"Oh? You also study music?" Xiao Han glanced at the old man in surprise, "Okay, you can tell the music just by listening to the drums, so I'm sure you want it."
The old man seemed to enjoy Xiao Han's gaze, and he stroked his beard proudly and said: "A little research, a little research, I think back then, I was a brothel in Chang'an... Ahem, little thief? I'm talking to you, Where are you going?"
Okay, I can’t say any more.
Because Xiao Han, who was already squeezing forward, didn't listen to the old man's boasting at all. Now he has long been attracted by this divine song that has been passed down to later generations, and he wants to get closer so that he can observe it carefully.
"Hey? Who is it? Why are you squeezing?"
"Ouch, who stepped on my foot?"
After a lot of hard work, Xiao Han finally squeezed his way through the crowd and pretended not to hear the scolding voice behind him.
When I arrived at the front, I didn't have time to take a few breaths, so I hurriedly raised my head and looked into the field.
It just so happened that at this time it was time for King Qin to enjoy the intense joy of breaking the formation!
In a large circle surrounded by officials, accompanied by high-pitched drums, a dancer in white, playing the role of the King of Qin, was running left and right surrounded by dozens of black-clad soldiers, with the sword in his hand dancing brilliantly from time to time. Swordsmanship is simply more exciting than Wuqiao's acrobatics.
"Let me go, did you beat Dou Jiande like this in the first place?"
Looking at the white-clothed dancers flying up and down like butterflies, Xiao Han's eyes widened.
"Bullshit! If it had been like this, I would have died ten thousand times." Someone behind him answered. Although it was a bit rough, it was very close to Xiao Han's feelings.
"Old Liu!"
Not many people can have this tacit understanding. Xiao Han looked back following the voice and saw a braised egg shining brightly under the light of the hall.
If the person speaking is not Liu Hongji, who is it?
"Haha, I just saw you pushing closer to the front, and I didn't even bother to stop you!"
Seeing Xiao Han looking over, Liu Hongji immediately opened his mouth and laughed. With a wave of his broad arms, he squeezed the two people next to him behind him, and he took advantage of the situation and came to Xiao Han's side.
"What a dog..."
"Shameless..."
"uh-huh?"
There was a whisper of curses coming from behind, but when Liu Hongji looked back, the sound immediately disappeared without a trace.
"Hehe..." Satisfied with his intimidating power, Liu Hongji winked at Xiao Han proudly: "How about it? I heard that there will be a banquet later, so we can get closer."
"This... is good!"
Xiao Han actually wanted to tell him that he didn't want to rely on him, lest he get drunk and hurt himself.
But then I thought about it and decided to forget it!
At least becoming drunk and crazy is something that will happen in the future. If you refuse, with your naughty temper, you may get hammered now...
Liu Hongji didn't have as many tricks as Xiao Han. Seeing Xiao Han agree, he immediately burst out laughing: "Haha, what a good brother! Let's kill that black-faced monster with my brother in a while!"
Xiao Han reluctantly showed a smile: "Haha, as long as you are happy, as long as you are happy..."
I knew this guy didn't have any good intentions. Sure enough, he wanted to bring down Yuchi Gong. I don't know why he was so unwilling to deal with Yuchi Gong!
The dance in the field continued for a long time.
Finally, amid a burst of high-pitched piano music, the "King of Qin" in white turned 760 degrees and performed a backflip, knocking down the man in black armor who had been jumping with him for a long time, and Xiao Han's ears were finally freed.
"Oh, so Dou Jiande was so defeated? Fortunately he is dead. If he had been alive to see it, he would probably be so angry that he would die again."
