When people came out, I ran away quickly, pretending that I was passing by and didn't hear anything.
"Young man, you are here! We are on the same boat now. You are welcome. If you need anything while living here, just tell my aunt!"
I said yes, but actually I was thinking in my mind: "I didn't realize you were so coquettish and blatantly seduced me. You must have set your sights on his tens of millions of assets."
After Du Juan left, his face calmed down. It seemed like he didn't know that I overheard their secret conversation.
After chatting for a while, I thought to myself: "Boss, now is the time to test you. You always teach me not to touch women. If you can't help it tonight, don't teach me anymore. Let's live our own lives."
To each his own.”
As the folk saying goes, a woman is like a wolf at thirty and a tiger at forty. Sitting on the ground at fifty can absorb soil. I see this cuckoo face with slender eyebrows. When she smiles, the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes come together like flowers. According to the fortune tellers, this kind of face is expressed.
No woman is a fuel-efficient lamp. I think she can not only absorb soil, she can even create a tornado. If she cannot hold her head, she will probably be swept up into the sky.
At 7:30 p.m., I was soaking my feet and drinking beer in the courtyard, when Dou Sprout and Lao Ji came back with excited faces.
Dou Sprout was carrying a sack, and Niu Bi coaxed: "Fengzi! What did I say during the day! I told you not to regret it! Hahaha!"
"If you fart quickly, look at you like this. Did you really get something?"
"That's right! Just open your eyes!"
Dou Sprout quickly opened the sack and took out a clay pot covered in soil.
"Look! This is a teapot from the Tang Dynasty! It's intact! It's not broken or touched! It's even engraved with flowers! It can be sold for tens of thousands of yuan!"
"Bring it to me and see."
I took the pottery pot and washed it briefly with foot-washing water. I took a look at it and gave it back to Dou Sprouts, and said with a smile: "This is not a fucking teapot, this is a urinal! It's pottery, it should be from the Gongxian kiln in the late Tang Dynasty.
Something to burn."
Dou Sprouts was anxious: "How can this be a urinal! Take a closer look! Look at this mouth, how can it be a urinal when it is so small!"
I was speechless and said: "If I tell a lie, it will strike me like lightning! The small mouth is the urinal used by children in the Tang Dynasty! Anyway, this is a tiger, a drowning device! It is not a teapot!"
"How much is a urinal worth?" Lao Ji asked me.
"Probably more than a thousand yuan."
"x! That's not enough money for my hard work! Don't worry Fengzi! I have other gains today!"
Dou Sprout took out another round brick sculpture with the upper part It was carved with a lion's head with a wide mouth. I told him: "This should be the tomb bricks inlaid on the lintel of the tomb door. There is one on the left and one on the left. This is the one on the left, because you can see that the lion's eyes look to the right."
Yes, on the contrary, the eyes of the other part should be looking to the left, just like a modern door god. This is not worth much. It is probably that the tomb robbers did not take a fancy to the lost one, and it cost two thousand yuan."
Most of the bean sprouts shriveled up in an instant. He took out the last thing from the sack and said, "Then this plate should be even less valuable. It's so small and it's still broken."
I still swallowed the beer in my mouth, but I just glanced at it and choked.
"You picked this thing up in the tomb too? Look quickly to see if there is a word "ying" engraved on the bottom!"
"Where is the word? There is no word." Dou Sprout raised it and looked at it and said.
"Impossible! This thing should be expensive! You bring it!"
I took out my knife and scraped hard, and sure enough, I vaguely saw half of the word "ying".
This is a small white-glazed plate with a flowered mouth, about the size of an adult's palm. A small piece of the plate has been knocked off and is covered in dirt. At first glance, it looks ordinary. It might have been left on the roadside and no one would pick it up.
My friends in the industry gave me the nickname Shenyanfeng. It was not nonsense. Although it was all rubbish, I could still see how extraordinary this thing was at a glance.
Dou Sprout said it was a small plate, but no, it was a cup!
This thing should be from the "Daying Ku" in the imperial palace of the Tang Dynasty. A Ding kiln snowflake silver glaze "four-out advection lamp" came out of the warehouse! There is a wound on the mouth of the plate. I now speculate that it was a natural injury that occurred during the firing.
Flaw, because of this injury, it was eliminated by Dayingku, so it was lost among the people.
Even if it’s damaged, it’s not cheap! Now at least I can exchange it for a BMW 5 Series!
"What's wrong Fengzi? Please tell me what's going on with this thing!"
I drank half a bottle of beer in one go, burped and said, "This stuff is good! I'll follow you down there tomorrow to take a look! Maybe there's something good in it."
Dou Sprout immediately beamed.
"Fengzi, didn't you say you don't pick up worn shoes?"
I pushed away Lao Ji and laughed softly: "Haha, sometimes it doesn't hurt to pick up. By the way, Ya Zai, let me tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone else. You may have to pick up worn shoes tonight.
.”
"What do you mean?"
I told him the whole story in a low voice, and Dou Sprout's eyes immediately turned red. He bet that the head would not come off! I bet that the head would come off! We bet a hundred dollars!
.
It was late at night, at 12:30, I heard the door of the front room knocking, and I quickly woke up Dou Sprout.
Through the crack in the window, I saw the leader coming out of the door. I said, "How about it, you lose! Give me the money quickly!"
Douyazai said: "It's not certain yet! Baotou is not that kind of person! If Baotou were like that, he wouldn't be a silver fox, he would become a lewd fox!"
I explained: "What the hell is a lewd fox? It has nothing to do with being lewd or not. This is a man's normal physiological need. The boss is not an old eunuch. He also needs a woman to comfort his empty and lonely soul. Tell me.
, if the boss was not going to have a tryst with Du Juan, then why did he go out in the middle of the night without saying a word and still be so sneaky?"
"Pull it down, I don't believe it anyway, why don't we follow up and have a look?"
"Walk!" ??
We secretly followed the leader all the way with Douyazai, and we discovered that he did not go to the hut at the south end of the village, but walked west and left the village alone.
Dou Sprouts and I looked at each other, not knowing what we were going to do in the middle of the night.
Dou Sprout suddenly patted me and said someone was coming!
The two of us quickly hid ourselves and looked forward, only to see a man in black clothes wrapped tightly on the side of the road talking to his head in a low voice. We couldn't hear what he was saying. This faceless man in black clothes was about 1.75 meters tall.
, you can’t tell the difference between male and female based on their body shape.
The man in black talked to Tou Tou for about three minutes, then handed him a letter and turned around to leave. Tou Tou immediately opened the letter and lowered his head to read it carefully.
After reading it, he took out a lighter and burned the letter.
Dou Sprout and I were talking and discussing in a low voice. At this moment, a pair of extremely cold hands, like the hands of a dead person! Suddenly they were placed on my and Dou Sprout's shoulders from behind!
"Boy, what are you looking at?"
This voice is hoarse! And cold!
Dou Sprout Zai and I turned to look at the same time. It was the man in black who had just been talking to Baotou. He didn't know when he appeared behind us!
"Yunfeng! Yazai! Why are you two here?"
"Hehe, hehe, why are the two of us here? I'm asking you, Fengzi. , why are we here."
The man in black took his time and said, "Silver Fox, it seems that you are really old now, your vigilance has dropped a lot, and you don't even know you are being followed."
He said calmly: "The two of them are my apprentices. You have nothing to do here, so you can leave."
"Haha, then be careful when you say goodbye."
After I finished speaking, as soon as I turned my head, the man disappeared out of thin air!
I thought I had just seen a hallucination and turned my head back and forth to look around.
"Don't look, he's already gone. Hey, you two little bastards! Are you following me when I'm not sleeping at home?"
Dou Yazai immediately said: "Head! It was Fengzi who said you were going to have a late-night tryst with Lao Ji's wife! It was also his idea to follow you!"
Now I wish I could strangle Bean Sprouts to death or put his head in a urine bucket and drown him.
He looked at me and said with a smile: "Haha, if you doubt me and follow me, should I call you Brother Feng now? You're crazy, you're getting bolder and bolder, Brother Feng."
Douyazai pointed at me and said: "That's right! How can I call you Brother Feng! Fengzi, I think you have a bell on your butt! You don't know who you are when you go out!"
I knelt down, wiped my tears and cried, "I made the wrong move, please hit me."
When I got up, I didn't hit me, which I expected, because apart from what happened last time, I didn't hit me in the past few years, and he couldn't bear to do it.
At this time, he turned his head and said calmly: "That woman Du Juan is not as simple as she appears. If something happens to me tonight, her husband will definitely know about it immediately. Afterwards, Lao Ji will pretend not to know for the time being, but in our case
Before leaving, he will definitely use this incident as an excuse to blackmail me, Wang Xiansheng, for a sum of money."
Dou Yazai immediately said: "Isn't this just a fucking fairy dance? I didn't expect that son of a bitch, Lao Ji, was not honest!"
"That's right, but I still have use for these two people. Since we want to do the fairy jump, we might as well do the opposite and jump on them once."
"Yunfeng, you can go for me later and meet Du Juan."
"I??"
"Boss! Are you kidding me? It's obviously you I'm dating!"
He looked at me and said with a smile: "Old cows like to eat tender grass. The opposite is true. Old chickens naturally also like to eat small insects. Do you understand Yunfeng?"