Master Pian blurted out his words in an understatement, and none of us reacted.
He said again, "Girl, don't be embarrassed, please lend me your menstrual belt."
There were all men present, except for Xiaoxuan, a woman! Xiaoxuan immediately blushed and spat, "What do you want that thing for?"
Mr. Pian explained with a serious face, "It is used to cover the old dragon's eyes. I think this hidden dragon vein has become a phenomenon in the mountains. Ordinary Feng Shui methods are probably useless."
I pulled Xiaoxuan aside and whispered to her that she should focus on the overall situation now and don't get hung up on the details. This old man is a master and we must trust him.
Xiaoxuan reluctantly agreed, and then Xiaoxuan hid behind a tree and took off her clothes on the spot.
Don't underestimate dirty things like "menstrual belts". In many ancient Feng Shui notes, menstrual belts are described as a natural magic weapon that can be used to attract bad luck, break water and wind, and scare little ghosts under special circumstances.
Among them, the menstrual belt has the strongest effect on young girls around the age of 20, because they are in their prime and have extremely strong blood.
But I personally think this thing is too dirty and I don’t want to touch it. When I saw Mr. Pian holding this thing directly in his hand, I was deeply impressed.
I saw Master Pian found a flat place, placed the Wan'an Pan flat on the ground, then wet the sanitary napkin with water, squeezed it hard, and a lot of light red liquid dripped out, and he used this liquid to spread around the compass on the ground.
A full circle.
I couldn't believe my eyes, the effect was so immediate.
On the compass, the magnetic needles that were swinging just now gradually became stable. After a while, the three magnetic needles all pointed in the same direction.
Northwest!!
Master Pian turned his head and looked in that direction, with a thoughtful expression on his face, and said, "The dragon head is there, the ancients were really clever."
"Follow me, don't lag behind, don't look around, don't yell."
We didn't understand the meaning, but we still followed the instructions. Master Pian stared at the Wan'an plate in his hand with a solemn expression on his face along the way.
According to the compass guidance, I walked northwest for about twenty minutes, and suddenly I noticed a "strange thing" happening.
In the sky, there are all kinds of birds surrounding our heads It circled up and down, chirping non-stop.
I immediately reported this anomaly to the boss, who looked up and said to me, "Yunfeng, you are born with strange things, which means there may be a big tomb about to be born. This is a good sign."
Suddenly, Mr. Pian, who was leading the way, stopped.
He looked at the compass, then turned around and looked around, and said firmly, "It's right here, within a radius of two hundred meters."
Brother Yu asked if he could be more specific? It would be best to further narrow the scope.
Mr. Pian shook his head, "If you are close, you won't be able to see accurately. There are specialties in the art. I have helped you find the location of the faucet. If you want to dig it out, the rest is up to you."
I observed that the terrain here is flat, surrounded by weeds, and there are no rammed earth-like earth bags on the surface. If Lu Wende was buried here, he must have done it deliberately. He was afraid of being found by future generations!
I squatted down, grabbed a handful of soil, and immediately let go. I felt the wind blowing from the southeast.
Douyazai said loudly, "Fengzi, how come there isn't even a mound of earth? How the hell are you going to find it? Are you digging meter by meter? That would be a huge amount of work! If that's the case, we won't be able to dig it in a month or two!"
The boss asked us, "You guys think about it and see if there is any good solution."
Brother Yu shook his head, "Hold your head, it's not easy to handle. There is nothing visible in the 200-meter radius here. It might be under our feet, or it might be somewhere else."
Xiaoxuan nodded, "Right now, it seems that we can only move the camp here first, and then explore the pits to find it slowly."
The boss asked me again if there was anything I could do.
I frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly looked up at the sky and said, "There is a way, wait until God rains."
"Brother Yu, dig a trench from there!"
"Ya Zai! Dig a trench from that direction! You don't have to dig too deep! Twenty centimeters deep is enough!" I pointed to the north and south directions respectively.
The little Taoist priest looked on curiously.
"One horizontally and one vertically. If you have to dig two ditches like this, wouldn't it be a cross? What do you mean, Xiaoxiang?"
I laughed and said, "I fucking believe in Jesus, and I believe God will show me the direction of making money!"
Two and a half days later, late at night.
According to the weather forecast, it will rain heavily in the Yellowstone area from midnight to morning tonight. I have no intention of sleeping because I have been waiting for this rain for two days.
At this moment, my ears and eyesight are clear. I adjust my breathing so that my senses and hearing are at their peak. I can hear it once it starts to rain outside. ??
I haven't heard the sound of rain yet, but I heard a woman's cry.
"Ah ah ah, it's all horses!"
The sound came from the bed of the little Taoist priest next to him.
I lifted his quilt and said, "Hey, you're not letting me sleep anymore. What time is it and you're still watching X-movies?"
The little Taoist priest held up his mobile phone and said with a smile, "How can this be an x-movie? It's vulgar. This is a great art film. I'm trying to understand the field of art in depth."
The three of us crowded into a tent, and Dou Sprout was still sleeping soundly, not responding to the outside world at all. I asked the little Taoist priest, what art have you learned?
The little Taoist priest whispered, "When we men watch x-movies as children, we all look at women, right? Then tell me, when women watch x-movies as children, do they mainly look at men?"
"Is this the art you explore?"
"Yes! What? Aren't you curious about the answer to this question?"
"Fortunately, you are still an orthodox Taoist heir. As you said, you don't read Taoist scriptures and don't abide by the Three Pure Laws. If your master knew that you were hiding in bed every night studying pornographic films, I think he would be furious!
"
"No, no, no, little Xiangzi, you are wrong!"
"My master is the number one person in the Taoist sect in the world. He is not that pedantic. The so-called things between men and women are just human feelings. Taoists are also human beings. If you forcefully wipe out the seven emotions and six desires that you are born with! Then you will be able to cultivate over and over again.
In the end, I became a fucking fool! I, Lin Sanguan, have cultivated Taoism all my life just to experience all the seven emotions and six desires, and finally find my own way in this world of mortals!" "Let's not argue about this. By the way, Xiao Xiangzi, I heard someone said that you would thank Qirong for refining Qigong? Is it true or false?"
"how?"
The little Taoist priest sat up cross-legged, rubbed his hands and said, "Actually, I have another purpose for coming here this time. Refining Qigong is very powerful! Let's make an exchange and you can teach me the Refining Qigong you know."
, how about I teach you our Taoist secret method, the Eight Parts of Vajra Kung Fu?"
I was stunned.
Eight Vajra Skills? Why does this name sound familiar?
etc.
"Is your master's surname Ma? His name is Taoist Master Ma???"
"Fuck!"
"How do you know! I have never told anyone about my master's identity!"
"Say it! How do you know!"
The little Taoist priest's face turned red and he looked extremely excited!
I talked about how I met Taoist Master Ma by chance at Miyao Mountain a year and a half ago.
After hearing this, the little Taoist priest slapped his thigh fiercely and said excitedly, "I fucking knew it! I knew my master must still be alive! They all said that my master died of illness! He had mastered mystical skills before he was twenty! How is it possible?
He will die of illness! Great! Hahaha! Great! My master is still alive!"
The little Taoist priest suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed.
He asked me about the news about Taoist Master Mi Yaoshan. I knew only a limited amount, so I was about to tell him. At this moment, I heard the sound of raindrops falling on the tent.
I hurriedly put on my clothes and got out.
I looked up at the sky and felt a chill on my forehead. It was really raining.
Soon, the rain became heavier and the two ditches on the ground were dug yesterday.
When the rainwater gradually filled up in the ditch, I quickly took out the small paper boat I had folded before and put it into the ditch.
I ignored myself and stood in the rain, watching the little paper boat drift forward little by little.
Finally, the paper boat drifted to the intersection of two cross ditches.
Next, a magical scene happened.
The paper boat stopped here, stopped drifting, and began to spin.