Chapter 440 Night Talk: The little Taoist priest seeks merit
Deep in Xisai Mountain, camp.
"Yunfeng! You got rid of everything so quickly?" Brother Yu looked surprised.
"Of course! Brother Yu, this matter must be pursued quickly! The faster we are, the safer we will be! If we don't sell it, why don't we keep it for the New Year?"
I acted decisively this time and did not act sloppily. He praised me for my good work. Walking to the side, Dou Sprout smiled and whispered: "Fengzi, tell the truth, did you sell it for 10 million? You lied to us and sold it."
4.8 million, you’ll keep the rest of the difference for your own benefit, right?”
I was stunned, looked at Dou Sprout and said speechlessly: "You are wrong! I sold those goods for a fucking 100 million!"
"Fengzi, look at you! You're serious when I'm joking with you. I know you're not that kind of person, but having said that, it's a big loss if you don't go down. The tomb is so spectacular that it won't be finished in ten and a half months."
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Dou Sprouts said this several times, and my curiosity was aroused again. No one believes me now. If I say that there is really a big tomb in Xisai Mountain, everyone will definitely say that I am bragging. It doesn't matter, we will leave this to time.
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After dinner, I found Xiaoxuan alone. Seeing that Dou Sprouts and the others were far away, I took out a large wad of newspapers from my bag and handed it to Xiaoxuan.
"What's this?"
Xiaoxuan's face was full of doubts. He opened the newspaper and took a look. He immediately covered his mouth and said in surprise: "Silver ingots! Didn't you sell them all? Why is there still one!"
"Don't make a fuss, Xiaoxuan, let me tell you, compared to those silver ingots, this silver ingot is the smallest, but the most valuable! Because it has a clear Southern Song Dynasty stamp! It can prove that it was cast by the government! I'll give it to you, you
Put it away."
Xiaoxuan is the one with the least profit in our team. She has saved the least money in the past few years. She usually buys various equipment and daily necessities with Xiaoxuan as the logistics person, but she rarely reports to the leader. I have seen all this.
In my eyes, Douyazai already has 20 million in his card, and I estimate that Xiaoxuan only has six or seven hundred in his card.
Furthermore, I know that Xiaoxuan has always had a "knot" deep in her heart. She needs enough money to go back and take revenge, so I decided to do my best to provide her with some money from my side.
Our team has always divided the accounts fairly. It is not appropriate to give money directly, but I can give Xiaoxuan something and let him keep it in his bag. Even if he loses his head, he can't say anything to me.
Don't forget, I will also be the leader in the future, I must have this right.
"Hey! You two are here What’s the whisper here!”
The little Taoist priest suddenly appeared and startled me.
Xiaoxuan quickly wrapped the silver ingot in paper so that he could not see it.
After sending Xiaoxuan away, the little Taoist priest and I sat on the ground and started chatting.
"Hey, how have you considered what I said last time?"
"What?"
"Damn! Did you forget? Teach me Xie Qirong's magical energy refining technique! I can teach you the Vajra Kung Fu! Let's swap!"
I shook my head: "No, I'm not interested."
"Besides, I only know the first stage of the basics. I can only cure insomnia. I have no fighting ability at all. What's the use of learning from me?"
"Xiao Xiangzi! You...you! make me so angry! You are so damn wasteful!"
The little Taoist priest said excitedly: "Today! There are three great magical arts! One is the Liujia Three Corpses Gong! The second is the Refining Qigong! The third is the Xiao Wuxiangguan Chan Gong! Xie Qirong's Refining Qigong may be slightly inferior to the Liujia Three Corpses in terms of combat effectiveness.
Gong! But when it comes to health-preserving ability! That’s truly the best in the world! How come it turns into waste in your hands!”
I flicked the ashes from my cigarette and scolded him: "Get out of here, you're still young and have no phase skills. Nowadays, we're focusing on scientific development. If you say that, I'll make a big shift in the world."
"Look, you don't believe it again, right? I knew you didn't believe it! There are so many things you haven't seen before! There are so many things you haven't come into contact with!"
The little Taoist priest said loudly: "The puppets will have two twin old men in their sixties! Have you heard of them?"
"I have some impression."
I remember meeting those two old men a few years ago. They were short and pot-bellied. They were both wearing white vests. They were said to be Zhao Qingwan's personal bodyguards.
"Those two old men are practicing the Xiao Wu Xiang Guan Chan Kung Fu! If they weren't afraid of these two people, Changchun would have killed that bitch Zhao Qingwan ten years ago!"
After listening to what the little Taoist priest said, I remembered another detail.
When I first met Zhao Qingwan in Yinchuan three years ago, the two fat old twins didn't say a word the whole time.
He kept squinting and laughing. I also asked at that time whether these two people were mute.
"Xiao Xiangzi, let me put it this way, closed-mouth meditation is a type of compressive Qigong. Do you understand?"
I shook my head.
The little Taoist priest punched hard, making a loud sound.
"That brother hasn't spoken for more than two decades. He is practicing the Qi in his body! Forget it, you probably don't even understand what Qi is. It's just like an air gun! Do you understand the working principle of an air gun?"
I nodded and immediately asked: "How do those two old men compare to Prince Ma from Changchun?"
The little Taoist priest frowned and thought for a while and said, "I don't know, it's hard to make a conclusion."
"Xiao Xiangzi, don't think that Ma Bulb is so awesome. After all, he is too old now! Right now, if my guess is correct, Xie Qirong, who has broken through the bottleneck, can also suppress Ma Bulb!"
I nodded secretly after hearing this. Yes, Prince Ma is too old. It would be better if he were twenty years younger.
I changed my mind and said, "Even if Lord Ma can't suppress the twin old men from the Puppet Club, then Shi Wu Chang can always suppress them, right?"
As soon as he heard that I reported the name "Shi Wu Chang", the little Taoist's face changed, and he said in a solemn voice: "Yes, that person has a background in Wudang Mountain and is very strong, mainly because the Liujia Three Corpses Kung Fu is too damn abnormal. I guess only my master can do it."
Let’s compete with his palm power.”
"After talking to you so much, can you let me refine Qigong?"
I still shook my head: "To be honest, did you learn this to pick up girls? You only wanted to learn it when you saw Xie Qirong rejuvenated, right?"
The little Taoist priest blushed and muttered something that he didn't understand. He gritted his teeth and stood up and said, "If you don't want to be friends with me, I won't be friends with you! It seems that our fate as brothers has come to an end! If you encounter any difficulties in the future, don't be like today."
!Looking for help from our Jingmen people!”
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"Don't be impatient. I treat you as a brother and I don't want to harm you! Learning the refining and transformation qigong will not be of any use to you in picking up girls in the future! On the contrary, you may not even think about it after learning it!"
"Ah?! That can't be done, right?"
"Why not! I've been practicing for more than three fucking years and I still don't know! But"
"But what?"
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What follows is a whisper between men.
I leaned close and whispered something to the little Taoist priest. I said that I had met an old Gu King in Miao Village before. He had an ancient book that I had read. The book recorded all the secret methods for "that kind of thing".
Upon hearing this, the little Taoist priest looked overjoyed.
"Good brother! Where is that ancient book?"
"Burned."
"If you burn it, say something stupid!"
I pointed to my head and said with a smile: "It's true that it was burned, but I have a photographic memory and I have written down some things."
Regarding the ancient book of Old Gu King, I guess it must have been written by some ancient genius, or perhaps by a flower-picking thief. The illustrations in the book, including the passages, are both explicit and elegant. Shy-skinned women will definitely blush after reading it.
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I looked at the little Taoist priest, recalled the contents of the book and said: "There are many tricks recorded in the book, such as the lotus hook and the leaking hand, the moon-falling green pine hammer, the wave pistil floating flower, the pillow of locust flower and the reflexive bow,
Li Ting sweeps the acupuncture points, Yang wields the sword, and the hollow glutinous rice balls wrap the flying dragon."
These words that the ancients thought of may seem elegant, but if you take a closer look at the meaning, you will find that they are really explicit.
The little Taoist priest's eyes were so wide open that he quickly asked me how to operate it.
I explained seriously: "You have to learn it. No one is born with it. For example, if you want to practice the lotus hook, find a piece of tofu when you practice it." (Two hundred words are omitted below)
The little Taoist priest lowered his head and stared at his fingers. He moved his index finger up and down quickly, then frowned and said, "If you do this, won't the tofu be completely broken?"
"Idiot, you have to control your strength and move gently so that the tofu won't break." I gestured.
"Forget it, most of what is recorded in the book is about harvesting yin and replenishing yang to harm people. Otherwise, I wouldn't have burned it. This topic ends here. Don't ask me."
I got up and left to relieve myself under the big tree. At this moment, Mr. Pian also came over to relieve himself.
"Young man, do you still want to go to the grave?" the old man said suddenly.
"Master Pian! Didn't you say that I can't survive the dead phase? Is there a solution now?"
Master Pian grabbed the waistband of his pants with both hands and nodded with a smile.
