I knew I was asleep, I knew I was dreaming, but that scene had a strong sense of reality.
"Old man! Don't come here! If you have any grievances, tell me! You can tell me who harmed you!"
The entire tomb was filled with mist.
The old man was bleeding from all his orifices. He looked at me with a terrifying look and said, "I hate it, I hate it so much, I hate it so much."
The next second, the old man suddenly grabbed my neck.
I struggled hard. I kicked hard with my feet to no avail. My hands were like ice cubes! He pinched me tighter and tighter!
At this moment, I suddenly felt a tingling sensation in my fingers.
I suddenly sat up from the bed, gasping for air. At this time, my hands were pinching my neck.
"It scared me to death! Xiang Yunfeng! You must be having a nightmare!"
Li Ping was standing beside the bed in pajamas, with a slightly flustered expression on his face and a pair of small scissors in his hand.
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and saw that my ring finger was pricked by scissors and was bleeding.
Li Ping looked frightened and said, "I just fell asleep when I heard something coming from your side, so I came over to take a look. You looked so scary just now. You were even asleep and you were pinching yourself and muttering about old noodles. I remember that when I was a child.
Grandma said that in this case, a ghost is pressing down on the bed, so just prick your finger with scissors."
"Thanks, I had a nightmare, but I'm fine now. Is there any water?"
Li Ping helped me get a cup of cold drink and brought it to me, and I drank it all in one gulp.
It's true that peppercorns were dried outside the neighbor's door and numbed the next door.
I have experienced nightmares a lot, and I have never taken it to heart. Like when I first went to the tomb in the early years, I would have nightmares almost every now and then, dreaming about all kinds of dirty things.
I smiled and said, "I can't sleep anymore. Let's have a chat?"
Li Ping rolled her eyes and said, "A man and a woman are alone in the same room. What do you want to talk to me about?"
"Just talking, how many boyfriends have you had before?"
Li Ping thought for a while, "If we include the senior year of high school, there should be three. We were all naive at that time, but unfortunately nothing came of it in the end."
I nodded and said, "Cherokee once said However, love without a foundation is like an out-of-tune song. When the song ends, people will disperse. This is called the song ending and people disperse. Therefore, when you fall in love, you must pay attention to the foundation."
Li Ping rolled her eyes, "I'm also very surprised. Is it because I have bad horoscopes? The first boyfriend had both legs amputated in a car accident, the second boyfriend fell into a river and drowned, and the third one is missing. He is still alive today.
None were found.”
When I heard this, my expression changed drastically, and I quickly changed the topic and asked, "There is a woman named Bai Jieqiong in Yinchuan, do you know?"
"I've heard of it. I used to spend most of my time in Yulin, but I heard that this person named Bai owns the super auditorium in the square, right? My brother sometimes delivers seafood there. Why, do you know her?
?”
"How has she developed in the past two years? Is she married?" I asked curiously.
"Then how do I know? However, I heard my brother once said that he got engaged to a rich second-generation man last year."
"Oh, that's how it is."
I leaned against the pillow and fell into memories, thinking about it and laughing.
Real life is like this.
A red cloud falls on the west mountain, flowers are floating in the water, and the water flows. I think about the mischief in the past, just like the people in the dream back then.
After chatting for a while, Li Ping suddenly held her stomach and said that her stomach hurt. I quickly asked her if she had a bad stomach after eating at night.
She blushed and spat at me, "Do you really not understand, or are you just trying to make fun of me?"
I said I'm not a doctor, how could I know so much!
Li Ping came over and whispered a few words in my ear.
"Then you drink hot water! Drink brown sugar water!"
Li Ping frowned and said with a painful expression, "It's useless. I'm old and sick."
I thought for a while and said, "You have a physical problem. According to Chinese medicine, if there is a blockage, there will be a blockage. You must have a blockage somewhere. The blood came out too much and blocked it, so it hurts."
"
Li Ping said, "Are you talking nonsense?"
"That's not nonsense. I have a very good Chinese medicine friend. I asked her for advice on this issue before. For this kind of problem, taking medicine is a supplement and the main thing is to improve one's own physical constitution. I will give you an ancient prescription called Sanliangqiwei
Er Xing Xue Decoction, this recipe is very simple. Use 3 liang of angelica root, 3 liang of peony root, 3 liang of asarum, 3 liang of Tongcao, 3 liang of licorice, 3 liang of cinnamon twig, 3 liang of jujube, and drink the pot medicine once a day.
The benefits are huge.”
"Is there anything else?" Li Ping asked with a smile.
"Now it's time to improve your physical condition. It's good to start from the root of the ancient method of Ba Duan Jin. You just need to find time to do it three times a week, for fifteen to twenty minutes each time. You will see results in half a year."
Li Ping immediately shook her head and said, "Then I can't."
"It's very simple. Just watch and I will practice it for you once and you will be able to do it."
I moved the table in the middle of the room and raised my hands in the palm of my hand.
"Holding the three burners of heavenly principles with both hands, opening the bow from left to right like a shooting vulture, shaking the head and tail to remove internal heat, looking back from the five labors and seven injuries. To regulate the spleen and stomach, it is necessary to lift it alone, hold the feet with both hands to strengthen the kidneys and waist, save money and look angry to increase strength, and all kinds of diseases behind the back will be eliminated.
"
Doctor Fan once taught me that when doing this ancient method of Ba Duan Jin, you should inhale when exerting force, exhale when relaxing, and use the high horse stance. I can do it to a standard level of about 70%, but it seems that the range of motion is not enough.
Big, but when I finished, I was sweating profusely.
I really wanted to teach Li Ping this ancient method of Ba Duan Jin, but she didn't seem to be too cold, and she giggled and looked at me like a monkey.
Suddenly, she grabbed my clothes and pushed me onto the bed.
Eyes facing each other.
Li Ping looked at me and asked, "Xiang Yunfeng, look me in the eyes and answer, my future husband must have unparalleled martial arts skills and be the number one scholar, inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people. Can you do it?"
I looked into her eyes and shook my head, "That's completely impossible."
Li Ping suddenly smiled like a flower.
She said softly, "Then it's impossible for us to be together, but you and I can be friends for one night, what do you think?"
< br> "Are you still a virgin?"
She smiled and said generously, "It's long gone. How old is it? I don't believe in Catholicism. Are you still a virgin? Tell me quickly, do you want to be my one-night stand?"
I was about to answer when there was a sudden sound of opening the door in the living room outside.
Li Ping was so frightened that she immediately sat up! She gestured at me to talk back, and then ran away quickly with bare feet.
A few minutes later, Li Fei came into my room with his hands behind his back.
Seeing me leaning on the pillow and smoking, Li Fei asked doubtfully, "Brother, was my sister here with you just now?"
"Li Ping? No, Brother Fei, I didn't even see her. I just woke up, had a cigarette and was about to take a nap."
"Oh, it's okay, just go back to sleep."
When Li Fei turned around, I saw a bright kitchen knife in his hand.
The next day, I got up early and went to the hotel to find Qi Yunchao, the new employee. The purpose was to help him with pre-job training.
"Brother Chao, I'm Xiang Yunfeng, are you up yet?"
"The door is unlocked, come in."
As soon as I pushed the door, suddenly, a mirror fell from the door beam, which shocked me!
Just when the mirror was about to break, I reached out and caught it.
"Haha, it's okay, brother, your reaction speed is very quick. Just sit on the sofa for a few minutes and wait for me to finish practicing."
I sat on the sofa and saw Qi Yunchao, who was wearing shorts and a black vest. His hands were in a Japanese punching posture, and his lower body was in a horse stance, facing the wall motionless.
It can't be said that he didn't move at all, his stomach was moving.
I saw that his mouth was tightly closed and his belly was like a rubber ball. It quickly shriveled up and then swelled up quickly. Every time he breathed in and out, all the blood vessels in his temples and forearms burst.
After repeating this for more than ten times, he closed his eyes tightly and began to sweat profusely on his face. At the same time, "white smoke" began to appear on the top of his head, which should be sweat steam.