"Xiaojinshan, there are no gates, only immortals and no officials?"
I've definitely heard this sentence somewhere before, but I'm so nervous right now that I can't remember it!
In front of her eyes, Dr. Song was naked. Her chest was straight and straight, and with the slightest movement, the pair of durians swayed tremblingly.
The next second, I saw that she was pushing forward with her hands in palms, her left foot was tucked in behind her right foot, and she had already taken a stance towards me.
If you were an ordinary person, you would definitely be amused by Dr. Song's naked appearance, but I frowned when I saw him.
She has foundation and may be very strong.
"watch out!"
She stepped lightly on the floor and patted me with a soft palm.
My glasses widened and I quickly flashed this palm.
Just hear a snap!
Sawdust flew everywhere, and a hole was made in the bedroom door with her palm!
This kind of door is not solid wood, it is made of high-pressure density board, which is very hard! I didn’t expect that it could be penetrated by a woman with one blow! If this was slapped on my head, I would probably spill all my brains on the spot. !
"Haha, you move pretty fast, don't you?"
After saying that, she attacked me again, this time much faster.
I was so frightened that I broke out in cold sweat and didn't dare to answer the question forcefully.
Almost all the strength in my body burst out, and I moved around desperately.
So what if she only has the power to break mountains? She can't hit me!
Dr. Song stopped and she said in surprise, "Huh? It's so strange. What kind of footwork are you doing? It feels very delicate."
With continuous practice and actual combat in the past year, practice makes perfect, and I discovered that the eight steps to catch a cicada may be an exquisite footwork with no upper limit. If I reach the highest level one day in the future, it is not impossible to dodge bullets.
I dodged a few more moves in a row, and I was overjoyed: "Haha! Are you afraid? If you are afraid, just admit defeat and let me go!"
Dr. Song shook his head and said, "Your technique is extremely exquisite, but it doesn't apply to anyone. You are just getting started, and you still have at least ten years left before you can master it."
"Then try it! See if you can touch it Get to me!" I yelled.
To be honest, my self-confidence has been greatly increased since the last time I slapped my old face and made him vomit blood.
Using the central axis of the body as the axis of rotation, in a very short period of time, according to the situation, you can do the following steps: upright dodge, swaying dodge, turn around, kick your feet to dodge, jump high, stick to the ground, lean up and dodge.
When the enemy attacks fiercely, all those who walk should not resist or collide, never leave each other, not flustered or confused, sometimes as light as a feather, sometimes as moving as lightning, always keep your eyes clear, your heart frightened, and your body relaxed. The steps must be alive, the method must be changed, the steps must be revived, the body must be diseased, and the method must be changed to return to one. If the eight steps are returned to one, then one will enter the state of transformation. This is the general outline.
After recalling the eight steps to catch cicadas, I opened my eyes and my heart became clear. At this moment, I, Xiang Yunfeng, am the most dazzling man in the world! No one can even hope to meet him!
Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my neck!
too fast.
It was so fast that I didn’t see her movements clearly! Dr. Song grabbed my neck!
I immediately kicked her!
She easily blocked it with her knees, pushed me directly against the wall, and pressed her right hand on my chest.
"Didn't you say you are very fast? Believe it or not, if I just use three points of force now, you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."
"Sister-in-law! Sister Song! I was wrong! We can discuss everything!"
Her face was expressionless, and there was murderous intent on her body.
I immediately turned around and shouted, "Brother Kong, please say something to me! We will work together to make a lot of money in the future! I can make you one million in a month!"
"You can't kill me! It will be very troublesome if you kill me! My godfather is Lihua Dagu Xie Qirong! My master is Butterfly Knife Fold! My eldest sister is the leader of the Puppet Society! The new young president of the Changchun Society and I
We are partners! He Weiwu, the boss of the old martial arts association, is my buddy! The three-eyed horse prince is my godfather! The ground support gun fist dry and dry is also my godfather! My eldest brother is the jade-faced Meng Changtian Sanjiu! I also know the big beggar flower
Jian Liu! I also know the four-finger sword king of Miao territory! I also know the five-hundred-dollar point thug from Jiangxi!"
After saying it in one breath, I gasped repeatedly.
Dr. Song immediately let go of me, frowned and asked, "You actually know Yu Keluan?"
"We know each other? It's more than just acquaintance! We are so good that we wear the same pair of pants! Master Yu and I are brothers who have had a fateful friendship!"
Dr. Song put on her nightgown and said, "I have been in contact with Yu Keruan for a period of time before. He is one of the few men that I, Song Pingping, recognize."
"Hey! Wife! Why am I not impressed? Who is this Yu you are talking about?"
Dr. Song rolled his eyes and said, "Husband, have you forgotten? He is the man who carried a yellow cloth bag and spoke with a Jiangxi accent two years ago. Among all the men I have come into contact with, he ranks in the top three in terms of combat effectiveness in bed.
"
"Damn! I seem to have remembered it! Did that man keep you awake for five days?"
Dr. Song's face suddenly turned red and she spat lightly. She turned to look out the window and said to herself, "Don't tell me, I still have weird thoughts after losing contact. I don't know where he is."
"Hey, do you know how he is doing?"
"I know! Master Yu and Mrs. Xianshui have settled in an ancient city! They live a very happy life!"
"Who is Mrs. Xianshui? I have never heard of this name in the world."
"Sister-in-law Xianshui is not a celebrity! She is just an ordinary person!" I explained hurriedly.
Dr. Song raised his eyebrows and said, "Yu Keluan has a wild and unrestrained nature. Even I can't. I don't believe that an ordinary woman can conquer him."
"Don't underestimate Sister Xianshui! Although Sister Xianshui is not a Jianghu person, she is not an ordinary person either! If nothing else! Master Yu can't resist her phoenix returning home!"
I'm not kidding, Sister Xianshui is indeed not an ordinary person. When it comes to bed skills, I feel that in the entire world, Yuanyuan's master Zhou Kou Sunu may be the only one who can compete with Sister Xianshui on the bayonet.
"Where is Yu Keluo now? I will look for him when I have time." "He is in the ancient city of Pingyao, Shanxi!"
I deliberately lied and told a place far away. The real situation is that Master Yu and Sister Xianshui live in the ancient city of Langzhong, and they are living a "happy" life that they don't want to be disturbed by others.
Lao Kong said loudly, "Boy! Forget it today! Let you go! But the secret of our couple! And my wife's matter, you must swear to keep it secret!"
"I swear! I swear to God! I will never reveal the secrets of you two to the public! If I don't abide by it! I will be hit by a car when I go out!"
"Okay! Then our cooperation is still valid! Come to Sea World tomorrow afternoon to see me! I will give you all the things on your list! Don't forget! Remember to bring 100,000 yuan in cash!"
"Brother Kong! Didn't we agree before that we would give you 80,000 yuan as a favor?"
"Fuck! Look what I did to my house! The doors were all broken. Do you think it's free to replace the doors?"
I thought to myself, "That's all your wife's fault! It's none of my business?" But in order to get out as soon as possible, I tolerated his extra 20,000 yuan.
"Brother Kong, I will bring the money to find you in Sea World tomorrow afternoon. I have to leave first."
Lao Kong patted me hard on the shoulder and said, "Brother, don't panic, I'll let your sister-in-law show you a unique skill!"
"What special skill?"
I turned around and saw Dr. Song sitting on a chair with her legs spread out in a splayed shape. She took a balloon and put it down, then blew it up after a few breaths.
He said proudly, "How about it? It's amazing, isn't it? To tell you the truth, if my wife uses Qigong with all her strength, the hot water bottle will blow up for you in minutes!"
I couldn't help but gasp when I saw it. This is really amazing. During the day, Dr. Song is a clinic doctor who treats diseases and saves people. At night, she is extremely hot and open, and the other side is very virtuous and gentle. In addition, there is another side of her that is hidden.
A master of kung fu, in short she is a woman with many faces.
I really can't imagine what methods Master Yu used to subdue this woman with many faces two years ago.