I closed my eyes and shouted, "Don't look at anything inappropriate! Sister Song, please put on your clothes quickly!"
She said to me, "He is obviously a hot-blooded young man, why are he pretending to be a stinky monk who has nothing in all things?"
"No! I really can't watch it, Sister Song!"
I said this, but I opened my right eye through a crack, glanced at it quickly, and quickly closed it again.
so white
I just heard her threatening me, "Just open your eyes and take a good look, or I'll destroy you."
I had no choice but to do it.
"Does it look good?"
I nodded.
"Then how do you think I take care of myself and what is my shape like?"
My mouth suddenly felt dry, I swallowed and said, "It's like a shot put."
"What did you say!" Her face turned dark instantly.
I quickly corrected myself, "No! It's like a bowling ball!"
"That's not right! It looks like a flat peach! It looks like the Queen Mother's flat peach!"
"That's pretty much it, but have you ever tasted flat peaches, you little monkey?" She looked at me with a hint of joking.
Who can withstand this? Besides, I really have no experience! I feel overwhelmed.
I knew that if I didn’t leave, she would definitely eat me up, including my bones and flesh!
The next second, I got up and ran.
It was only ten meters from where I was sitting to the clinic door, and it took me eight steps to catch the golden cicada.
I never thought that she was faster than me and blocked the door first.
She blocked the door and said with a cold face, "You kid, don't think you are so handsome. I've seen all the handsome men. I've caught a lot of men who want to have sex with me on the street. Men will do this to me."
It's just a useful tool that I need to keep myself young, nothing more."
She looked at me and said, "It is not common these days to have a pure boy body. I can see that the Yuan Yang in your body is very pure. Maybe one of you can stand up to ten ordinary men. You will not suffer any loss if you follow me."
Your health will not be affected. If other masters come to trouble you, I will not
I can help you deal with it."
After hearing this, I smiled awkwardly and did not dare to speak.
She speaks better than she sings. She thinks I don't understand anything? In fact, I know very well! I have read the old Gu King's book, and no one knows this better than me.
Why won't I suffer a loss? If that happens, I will suffer a big loss. She is lying to me!
"What happens in the house is very close. Anyone who takes supplements will definitely be injured!"
This is what Sun Simiao clearly wrote in Qianjin Prescription, which means that no matter whether you take yang to replenish yin or take yin to replenish yang, the other party will be harmed to varying degrees.
During the Spring and Autumn Period, Xia Ji lived for more than eighty years. She used counter-extracting techniques to kill dozens of men in her life. What those men lost was not ordinary Yang Qi, but Yuanyang! For men, how much Yuanyang is lost?
No medicine can make up for it!
For example, in real life, some women experience pain during menstruation. Doctors of traditional Chinese medicine say that it will be fine if you find a boyfriend. According to the description in ancient books, this can actually be regarded as a kind of anti-menstruation, but it is unintentional.
The passive type. The old saying left by our ancestors is not unreasonable. There is no plowed land, only exhausted cows. Therefore, men should always be on guard and not be greedy for beauty, otherwise they will lose their lives invisibly.
It's too late to regret.
"Sister Song, I beg you! Just let me go! I still want to live for two more years!"
Seeing that she was unmoved, I immediately lied and said, "I can't keep my body small! I'm a eunuch!"
She snorted coldly and said, "Whether it works or not is not your decision, that's mine. I can make even a soft-footed snake turn into a flying dragon."
"Boy, I have discussed my body shape with you over and over again. Since you don't want soft food, I can only use hard food."
"etc!"
I gasped, "Okay, I promise you! But you have to make me prepare!"
She stamped her foot and said angrily, "You, a grown man, can only do this for half an hour at most. What else do you need to prepare?"
"I'm ready, I'm ready, fuck you!"
I kicked down the stool at the door, turned around and ran out of the clinic. I ran two miles in one breath before I dared to stop and take a breath.
Seeing that no one was chasing her, I wiped the sweat from my head and said to myself that she was in danger. Fortunately, I distracted her attention by pretending to agree, otherwise today would have been a disaster.
Dr. Song, this old witch, uses men as tools. It's so scary that she has changed her face like the sky. I will never come to the small clinic again in the future.
But then I thought about it, even if I didn’t come to the clinic, then why would she come to me?
I can't run away for the time being, and I can't beat her again and again. What should I do?
Since her purpose is to use me to practice martial arts, can I look for someone to replace me?
After thinking about it, I think it might be possible.
Brother Yu is definitely not good, Bean Sprout is not good, and the head seems to be not good either.
Suddenly an idea came to his mind. What Dr. Song needed was a man with a Yuanyang foot and a boy's body.
There is someone more suitable than me!
Thank you Qirong.
I can try to recommend Xie Qirong to her. Xie Qirong’s strong body has already rejuvenated her youth. If Dr. Song takes Xie Qirong, it will not be a miracle.
I was thinking wildly when suddenly a cell phone ringing brought me back to reality.
It was a call from taxi driver Yu Dingcheng. On the phone, he told me that he had obtained the Chiki silver bottle and asked me to meet in the woods of Kowloon Park in the south of the city.
I didn't expect him to get the things so quickly. I took a taxi to the park entrance, but I didn't go in directly.
I found someone and gave him 100 yuan to go to the woods to help me check on the situation.
After all, this matter is suspected of trading in national first-class cultural relics. I am afraid that there is something fishy. What if there are hats in the woods.
Soon the person who helped me inquire about the situation came out and reported, "Brother, there is a man in the woods with a bag in his hand. I didn't see anyone else there."
I squatted at the entrance of the park for another ten minutes to make sure there was nothing unusual around me before I dared to go in to see him.
"Brother Yu, you move very quickly. Where is the thing? Don't fool me with a fake thing. I want to take a look first."
He was holding a backpack and said expressionlessly, "I thought about it all night last night. Brother, you are right. I may not be able to afford a house in a good location even if I drive a taxi all my life. Also, I want my girl to
Being able to study abroad requires money."
After saying that, he handed over the bag directly.
"Don't mention Brother Yu, just put it down. This is the rule."
He nodded and put the bag on the ground.
I walked over, squatted down, and slowly opened the zipper.
Inside the bag is a sterling silver bottle with a strange shape. It is very strange, eight-sided, and the overall shape is like the eight-sided jade spring vase found in porcelain. You must know that silver is soft, so it is difficult to make such a shape.
On the surface of the silver vase, a "Chi Kiss" mythical beast is carved with full-scale workmanship. The appearance is vivid and domineering, with teeth and claws spread out. It has been some time since it was released in 1994, and the surface has begun to oxidize and turn black.
I was stunned for a moment.
Because the overall style of this thing doesn’t belong to the Ming Dynasty at first glance! It actually comes from the Song Dynasty!
Both the boss and I guessed wrong!
In addition, in terms of hand feel, I feel like there is something hidden in the bottle, but I just don’t know how to open it.
Yu Dingcheng put the things away and said, "Brother, how are you doing? Isn't that true?"
"Brother Yu, where did you get this thing from?"
"Then brother, just leave it alone. This has nothing to do with you."
I suppressed the excitement in my heart and said, "Then it will be two hundred as we agreed before."