I sat up from the bed suddenly and had another nightmare. I dreamed of the female tea sommelier who had her throat cut by a watermelon head during the day. In the dream, she lay with her face on the table and refused to close her eyes. The next second she suddenly smiled at me.
I looked at the time and saw that it was just past 10 o'clock. I went to bed early this time, and there was still sound from the TV outside. It was probably Dou Sprout watching a video.
I lit a cigarette and leaned it on the pillow, and subconsciously put my hand into my crotch.
Watermelon Head is trying to scare the monkeys. She is using practical actions to tell me the final consequences of provoking him. ??
Put your palms together and cover your ears with your hands.
The tongue is on the roof of the mouth, and the Qi sinks into the Dantian.
About half an hour later, I slowly opened my eyes and swallowed the full amount of saliva three times.
I have been practicing Lianjinghua Qigong for more than three years. The more I practice, the more addictive I become. In the words of the master, I have gradually embarked on the right path.
The comfortable feeling is indescribable. No matter how tired I am, I feel refreshed and energetic every time after finishing. Just over two hours of sleep is enough.
Young men, either have that kind of situation, or occasionally wake up and need to wash their underwear. In Taoism, this is called "leakage".
People who don't understand are even complacent, thinking that this is a sign of good health.
ignorance.
This is like a new car that you bought a year ago and leaks oil every day. Can it be a good thing? When the oil leaks out, the car will stick to the cylinder and be scrapped.
Those true practitioners on Zhongnan Mountain have tried every means to avoid this situation.
Therefore, practicing Qigong is the best way. If you can wake up as soon as possible, you can get on the right path as soon as possible.
I opened the drawer, took out the silver vase, and then took out the human bones from the vase. I looked at the bones and fell into deep thought.
I didn't tell Watermelon Head that I had opened the bottle a long time ago. Anyway, it can be restored, as long as he doesn't see it.
Just such a small thing, 20 million! It is equal to the total shipment volume of the Warring States Tomb!
Nowadays, there are more wolves in the north than meat, and there are fewer and fewer large ancient tombs in the north. We don’t like the small tombs of the Ming and Qing Dynasties. We made the right decision to try our luck in the south this time.
Everyone knew that Fang La was captured by Wu Song in the film and television works. Chun'an was his hometown. However, in history, Fang La's death had nothing to do with Wu Song. He was captured by General Han Shizhong and was later captured by Song Dynasty.
The wife of Han Shizhong whom Huizong ordered to be killed was the famous Liang Hongyu. There is a clear record in the history books.
"Guan and others combined their forces to attack it. There were still 200,000 soldiers left. They fought hard with the official army and were defeated. They were deeply entrenched in the rock house and no generals could enter. Shizhong sneaked into the valley and asked the wild woman for the way. He then stood up and entered with fighting force.
He dug into the cave, crossed the danger for several miles, smashed into the tiger's den, killed hundreds of people, and managed to escape."
This is the original saying in "Biographies of the History of the Song Dynasty", and it must be true.
"Secure the rock house deep and enter the cave with force" is most likely referring to the cave on the mountain in Weiping Town today. There is a doubtful point in this that I can't figure out.
In the Song Dynasty, most death row prisoners could be brought back after being beheaded as long as their families paid some money. However, the corpses of those who committed major crimes such as treason, parricide, and collaboration with the enemy were not allowed to be recovered. Generally, the corpses were burned directly after three days of execution.
When Fang La was burned, how could it be possible to leave intact the eyebrow bones?
I wonder if someone from Manichaeism did it secretly and pulled a trick similar to a civet cat exchanging a prince.
In the dead of night, I was lost in thought when I suddenly received a picture message.
It was Ma Dachao. He sent me a selfie photo. In the photo, he was lying on the bed with a cigarette in his mouth, and two fair-skinned women's arms were naturally placed on his chest. There were obviously two women.
Then he called me again, and he said in a boastful tone: "How are you, boss? Have you seen the photo?"
"Boss, I'm telling you, I've been exhausted these past two days. Oguan is a little better! Xiaoguan is as unstoppable as a wild horse! It took me ten years of hard work to tame her!"
On the phone, Ma Dachao then laughed and said: "Dragon You Shuangfeng, you really missed a billionaire. It is like an emperor's enjoyment. In ancient times, Cao Cao had Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao. Now I, Ma Dachao, have Da Guan and Xiao Guan. When I get rich,
Also build a mahjong platform so that all the big and small people can live in it."
"When the majong platform is built in the future, boss, you can come if you want. Now you can transfer 800 yuan to me first. I have no money here."
"I'll give you your mother's xxx!"
I held up my phone and yelled, using all kinds of curse words! I scolded Ma Dachao like crazy!
After hanging up the phone, I was so angry. How could I accept such a little brother? He is such a fucking waste! It’s like he doesn’t do anything serious every day!
Put on shoes and go out.
"Brother Yu, it's you, I thought you were the bean sprout boy."
Brother Yu was watching TV, and Echo Duck was lying down beside him watching it with him.
"Brother Yu, I met a woman today and she was killed. She died miserably. I just dreamed of her again."
"Amitabha, sin."
"Yunfeng, there are some things we can't decide. If you want to be more open-minded, it's not you who killed the person. Don't blame yourself. People who have committed such heinous crimes will go to hell to be tried even if they are alive. They will be tried in hell after death.
There's cause and effect, and he can't escape it."
I smiled and said: "Brother Yu, I found that since you returned to Henan, your speech has become more and more like a Buddha recently. You don't want to be a monk again, do you?"
"That's not true."
Brother Yu sighed: "I have broken the Ten Precepts so many times for money. Even if I want to become a monk again, I'm afraid the Buddha will not accept me anymore."
I asked out of curiosity: "What are the ten major precepts of Buddhism?"
Brother Yu said: "Do not kill, do not steal, do not commit lewdness, do not lie, do not drink alcohol, do not paint, do not listen to songs and dances, do not sit on a high and wide bed, do not eat out of season, do not store gold and silver treasures."
"Are you guilty of all of them?"
Brother Yu looked ashamed and nodded: "Yes, a lot of the same. I'm guilty of all of them. Just say that I don't store gold and silver in this last one. I have already accumulated several million. What I wanted at the beginning was to save money for martial arts."
I already have enough money now, so I don’t know why I still do it.”
"Then do you regret it, Brother Yu?"
Brother Yu thought about it seriously, shook his head and said, "No, I have never regretted it."
I touched my chin and said: "Brother Yu, the third precept of the Ten Commandments is not to be promiscuous. I'm curious about this. How many prostitutes have you had since you became a monk? I know Xiaoqian from Yinchuan, Achun now, and so on.
Is there anything else?"
Brother Yu immediately shook his head: "No more."
"Huh? It's really gone? Do you dare to swear to Buddha?"
Brother Yu's expression changed and he hurriedly said: "Stop talking about these useless topics, talk about the bottle and when will the money arrive."
"Tomorrow, pay the money and deliver the goods."
Brother Yu is dishonest. He deliberately wants to avoid the topic of relationships.
Brother Yu is not very handsome, but he has a decent figure. There must have been no other women for more than a year after he and Achun got together, but there was probably someone else besides Xiaoqian before.
, it’s just that he didn’t say it.
This is normal. Although we live and eat together, no one has any private life or secrets. Just like Marzhen and Snake Girl, who I have a good relationship with, I don't dare to let Xiaoxuan know.
Hey, there's no way, it's too difficult.
I have reflected on it.
But I'm not wrong.
Let me just say that I still have a virgin body, and Dr. Song has repeatedly tried to use my virgin body to practice Qigong.
Thinking of Dr. Song, I asked Brother Yu if he could defeat that old witch if he faced Dr. Song head-on.
Brother Yu said with a serious look on his face: "It's hard to say. What you're practicing isn't all the way at all. You don't know the strength of the opponent. You have to actually do it to know."
"Then the martial arts in Xiaojialan Temple are branched off from Shaolin?" I asked.
Brother Yu's eyes were firm: "It's impossible. It has nothing to do with our Shaolin. It's just that the heresy in the past has been combined with the martial arts methods of other sects. In short, it is unorthodox and nondescript."
"who!"
While we were talking, Brother Yu suddenly stood up and shouted loudly, and then he rushed towards my room.
I have very good hearing, but I didn't hear anything. When I got back to the house and took a look, I was immediately dumbfounded.
I saw the window was wide open, and the eyebrows on the table were missing!
Suddenly, a dark figure emerged from under the table and tried to escape by jumping out of the window.
Brother Yu immediately slapped it away with his palm! There was only a muffled sound! Brother Yu slapped the black shadow!
Brother Yu took a step back, but the black figure was directly slapped away with a palm! Unexpectedly, the opponent used the force of the retreat to jump directly from the third floor window.
"Brother Yu! He ran away!"
Brother Yu said with a cold face: "I can't run away!"
After Brother Yu finished speaking, he whistled hard, and the next second, the Echo Duck, who was watching TV on the sofa in the bedroom, ran in quacking.
Brother Yu shouted angrily: "Chase!"
Echo Duck immediately flapped its wings and jumped down from the window!