Sometimes I always wonder, will I be the kind of unique genius described in Star Wars movies?
Although he obviously has no foundation, he can comprehend certain specific moves much faster than ordinary people, such as the current "Ten Techniques of Lying on the Ground and Rolling Ground".
This skill was born out of the "Shenna Gong" of the Wudang sect. The first person to create this skill was a disabled person with limited mobility. Legend has it that the proud Zhanyi Shibatui also evolved from a certain article in the Shenna Gong.
The back is always the biggest weakness of martial arts practitioners, and the lying technique perfectly solves this weakness, because the back is not exposed when lying on the ground.
In the early morning, the sound of chicken crows came from the alley, and Dr. Song said to me, "Xiao Xiangzi, you have been looking at it all night. Come and have some breakfast. I bought steamed buns and fried dough sticks."
I slowly closed the book, my face was normal, but my heart was extremely excited.
"Sister Song! I think I've almost learned it!"
"Have you learned it yet?"
"Really? So fast?"
When I heard that I had learned the Ground Rolling Kung Fu in one night, not only Dr. Song didn't believe it, but even Liu Chuanyu, who was sitting cross-legged on a chair peeling eggs, looked very surprised.
"Of course it's true! Except for the last two moves, there are still some things I don't understand! I have already understood the essentials of the other moves!"
After saying that, I lay down directly on the ground and said loudly, "Sister Song! Come here and try to hit me!"
"Goodbye, I'm going to be harsh. It won't be good if I accidentally hurt you."
I lay on the ground and said, "It's okay! Really! You can come boldly!"
"It's better to say goodbye. How about you come, Junior Sister? You can control the power better than me."
Liu Chuanyu wiped his hands with a towel and said with a smile, "Xiao Xiang, are you so good? It took Jin Mantang more than a year to learn this skill. You said you understood it in one night? I don't think so.
Xin, let me see what's going on."
"ready or Not?"
"Come on! Don't hold back!"
I lay on the ground and took a deep breath, thinking about the moves in the book in my mind, and tensed my muscles all over my body.
After she finished speaking, she rushed over in two strides wearing cotton slippers, very fast! At the same time, she opened her hands like a hungry tiger pouncing on food, and her target was my neck!
With quick eyesight and quick hands, I reached out and grabbed her wrist. At the same time, I quickly sat up halfway, leaned back, and immediately bent my right leg! I turned over violently to the left, then raised my right foot and kicked her hard on the left rib.
When I grabbed her wrist and turned her to the left, she exclaimed "Ah!" She obviously lost her center of gravity!
My trick is the rabbit kicking the eagle as described in the book.
Seeing that this kick was about to hit the opponent, I was overjoyed! But the next second, she suddenly
He lightly grabbed my heel.
She smiled at me, and then a fluffy cotton slipper sole appeared in front of my eyes, getting closer and closer.
I originally wanted to try the lazy donkey rolling trick.
five minutes later.
Seeing the unhappy man drinking porridge with his head down, Dr. Song turned around and frowned and said, "Junior sister, Xiao Xiangzi is no better than you and me. He has no foundation and his physical fitness is not good. You don't know how to hold back your strength. Show it to him."
Kicked in the face."
"Senior sister, you can't blame me! You heard it just now, he told me not to hold back!"
I raised my head and smiled bitterly, "It's okay, Sister Song. If you want to learn skills, you have to do this. As the saying goes, a strict teacher makes a good disciple, I don't mind."
"Haha! Xiao Xiangzi is really good at talking! That's right! If you want to learn skills, you must have this attitude first! Does it still hurt? Just eat a boiled egg to replenish it!"
I glanced at the table and said speechlessly, "Sister-in-law, where are the eggs here? There are only three boiled eggs in total, don't you want to eat them all?" I said.
She immediately laughed and said, "My aunt said there is something, it's true, just keep an eye on it."
After saying that, she closed her mouth, sucked in her stomach fiercely, and then saw that her entire neck was obviously thicker.
At this time she blinked at me and slowly opened her mouth.
I saw that she actually had a whole boiled egg in her mouth, with the skin not even broken!
She reached out and scooped out the eggs, threw them to me and said with a smile, "Eat it, it's still hot. If it's not enough, I'll have some more, my aunt."
Looking at the "crystal clear" boiled eggs in my hands, I was dumbfounded. How could it still be like this?
Dr. Song smiled and said, "Don't make such a fuss. You still haven't seen enough. When we were practicing Caibu Gong with the master, we could use dozens of packs of chopsticks a day."
I thought to myself that this was too violent and I couldn't get used to it.
I picked up the porridge and took a sip to hide my embarrassment.
At this time, Liu Chuanyu said from the side, "Let me put it this way, kid, even if you come in like a toothpick, as long as senior sister and I are not happy, you will never get out."
"cough!"
Damn, I choked on the porridge.
I consider myself to have not read many books and my quality is not high, but in front of these two women, I can't pick up the topic at all. There is no taboo between them talking about that. I can't express many things. They just talk about that.
Eat and drink like normal people.
No, I immediately heard Dr. Song say, "Yes."
"Junior sister, I am short of men during this time. If you have any spare men, please take the time to get a few from me. Try to be younger and cleaner."
"Isn't that right, Senior Sister? Are you still in need of a man? I am also a landlord and my family doesn't have much food left over. If I hadn't found a kt job recently, I wouldn't be able to survive this miserable life."
After Liu Chuanyu finished speaking, he turned to look at me.
Dr. Song immediately said, "Don't bother with this pure yang boy. I've tried it countless times. He doesn't understand the style, and he doesn't accept oil and salt. He can tolerate it better than the old monk who has been a monk in the temple for decades."
I gave up long ago."
"Hey," Liu Chuanyu looked at me while holding his chin, and said calmly, "What a poor child. Do you know what a woman looks like?"
I immediately stood up, clasped my fists and said, "Two aunts, I beg you to stop teasing me. First of all, I want to make it clear that I am completely normal. I also have a woman I have loved deeply. I also have emotions and desires. I am also trapped by love."
However, I have seen what women look like. I am not a monk, I am not a patient, and I am not a eunuch. I am just a young man with his own dreams. Unnecessary romance will only affect my ability to pursue my dreams.
Footsteps, because excellent people are always single, and the path of the strong is destined to be lonely.”
"Pfft!"
Liu Chuanyu smiled and asked, "Then you should tell me about your dream."
I shook my head, "I can't say that my dreams are just the good things I think about in my dreams. If I say it, it's not a dream. What about you? Do you have dreams?"
"Um"
Liu Chuanyu thought for a while, frowned and said, "There is a wooden swing in the backyard of Xiaojialan Temple. My dream is to play on that swing one day."
"What about you, senior sister?"
"I?"
Dr. Song shook his head, "I used to fantasize about being a good wife and mother, but later I found that it was impossible. We are destined not to be mothers in this life, and once we stop practicing Qigong, we will become an old woman in a few years. I am used to seeing myself in the mirror."
With this face, I can’t accept that ending.”
"Ah? Sister Song, can't you two have children?" I asked in surprise.
The two of them didn't answer, but there was a hint of loneliness in their eyes.
Realizing that I had asked the wrong question, I immediately said, "I think you should let go of some obsessions and memories of the past. Qiandao Lake is a good place, but it is as big as a sesame seed on the map! As big as a river and lake are, there must be different
All kinds of scenery and men, Sister Song, don’t you want to meet a man like Yu Keluan again?”
"Of course I do."
"I want to go
Look for it! How can you find that kind of man if you don’t look for it!”
I lit a cigarette and said, "Master Yu has found his significant other now. You should also look for him."
Liu Chuanyu suddenly laughed self-deprecatingly and said, "Auntie, I told you, men are just tools to me, so what if I find someone like me? They are destined not to be accepted by the world."
"That's not necessarily the case. The binding force of secular and moral laws is of no use to strange people and strangers. You and Sister Song are just strangers. I only know a person who goes to the toilet every day to eat shit. It's useless to persuade or scold him.
, as a result, he has become the best in the world by eating shit."
"Really or not? There are still people in this world who eat shit?" She looked surprised.
"Of course it's true! What I said is absolutely true! If I have a chance to meet you in the future, I will definitely introduce you to him! And he not only eats it by himself, I heard that he is planning to recruit a young apprentice recently and take the apprentice to eat with him! Maybe that time.
Eat both shit, one for you and one for me."
"vomit!!"
"Stop talking! It's disgusting! It's so disgusting to hear! If I were to touch this man! I would kill him with one palm! Lest he dirty my eyes!"
I smiled and said, "Hurry up, don't talk about my sister-in-law, you are alone. I think even if you and Sister Song go together, you may not be able to beat that person."
"What! Are you kidding me! Thirty years ago, I claimed to be the invincible fighter in the world! Do you think my title of Seven Ultimate Palms was for nothing?"
She pointed at me, her eyes were serious and she said loudly, "If senior sister and I join forces! Look at the whole world! No one can stop us!"
After hearing this, Dr. Song said, "Junior sister, your skills are superior to mine, whether it's the Tonic Technique or the Qijue Palm. The master also passed on the soul-taking incense to you alone. You have already surpassed the master back then, but
There are endlessly capable people in the world, and there are so many masters. We have stayed in Chun'an for too long over the years, and we don't know enough about the outside world, so it is better to be humble."
Upon hearing this, Liu Chuanyu immediately quit.
She jumped up and put her foot on the table, saying loudly, "Senior sister! Why do you think so! We have been practicing martial arts for decades and don't we even have this little bit of confidence! Twenty years ago, the Changchun Society in the north sent someone to win over me.
!Then what happens next? If they come to an aunt, I will beat one! If ten aunts come, I will beat ten!"
After she finished speaking, she took the cigarette from my hand, held it between her fingers, took a puff, and puffed it out, shouting at me, "Kid, please remember! The first thirty years! The next thirty years! Xiaojialan Temple is the number one in the world.