"Okay! Boy, I read you right! You have the guts! Let's go back and pack our things now! We'll set off to the old martial arts club tomorrow!"
My expression changed and I quickly said, "I'm not going, so what do you want me to do?"
"What!"
"Didn't you just say that you'd just go with me? You're farting!" Fei Wuchang's eyes popped out.
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet. I mean, no matter what you say, I won't go."
"Think about it, my martial arts skills are average. If a fight breaks out, not only will I not be able to help you, I will even hinder you. Secondly, I have been busy these past two days and cannot escape."
Shi Wu Chang snorted coldly: "Nonsense, I think you are as timid as a mouse and greedy for life. You are just afraid of Madman Xie, so you don't dare to go to the old martial arts meeting."
"Am I afraid of him? Stop joking."
"I'm no longer the little brat that anyone could manipulate! I'm not afraid of him at all! Even if he stands in front of me now, I dare to slap him twice!"
Shi Wuchang waved his hands impatiently: "Okay, okay, let me tell you that with your bragging skills, you can indeed be ranked as a super master. If you don't try to knock me down, you will risk your life for me, Sister Liu, even if you take the knife."
I will not frown even though the mountains are in flames."
"She obviously agreed to date you, so why did she become your sister?"
"I haven't agreed now, but it's just a matter of time. You saw it last night, how tender her eyes were when she looked at me."
I shook my head and said nothing.
Facts have proven that once a man or a woman falls in love, their IQ will drop infinitely and eventually become negative.
The biggest reason why I don’t dare to go to the old martial arts meeting is that I have a psychological shadow. That kind of fear will not subside with time, but will grow with time. In the past two years, I have met with Xie Qirong three times in total.
I was beaten badly by him once.
The market was very lively. Fei Wuchang and I bought a cup of shaved ice and drank it while walking.
Having a bite of shaved ice in winter is very refreshing and makes you feel refreshed and refreshed.
He suddenly said: "Boy, there is a very difficult problem right now. I can't go to Xie Qirong in my current capacity. Do you know why?"
"I know, because you represent the Changchun Society, and saving my aunt is a private matter. In addition, you have a task from the Zhuge Qing faction. You can't misuse resources and handle official matters privately."
"Yes, then tell me, in what capacity should I go this time?"
I quickly walked to a stall and bought a plastic Monkey King mask for three yuan. I threw it to him and said, "From now on, you are Li Baoshan from Guangdong, and Li Baoshan is Zheng Daqiang from the Changchun Society."
Fei Wuchang looked stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly: "Okay, boy! I got you!"
I also bought a Zhu Bajie mask and put it on, and said: "Can you speak Cantonese? Nei Hou, Hou Sai Lei, catch a monkey, Man Xiang Monkey, Hou Gou Heng will follow you."
"What do you mean?"
"Stupid, how can you pretend that you don't understand my standard Cantonese? I'll say hello to you all when I catch you. I'll say good evening to Man Xiang Monkey. I'll follow you with a hum of a monkey, which means I'm glad to see you."
I put the mask around my neck and said: "If you want to ask that lunatic for help, you can only use two methods. One is to ask for help, and the other is to capture him. Which one are you going to use?"
"If you don't come, I'll capture you. I'm sure of that." His eyes were firm.
I frowned and said: "We have to use our brains when traveling in the world. Force cannot solve all problems. Besides, you are not 100% sure that you can defeat that madman. I don't mean to give you this mask to really let you wear it."
Do you think everyone is a fool when you come here to find stuff? The intelligence department of the old martial arts association is very powerful, and Brother Yu’s girlfriend A Chun works there."
"They will definitely pay attention to someone like you. For example, if you are in Chun'an now, their intelligence department will definitely know about it."
"What do you mean?"
I said: "There are people in your association who are good at making human skin masks. You make a mask, put it on as your apprentice, and then ask your apprentice to take your Shou Geng Cabinet and wander around somewhere else, because the Shou Geng Cabinet is unique, then
Wherever something is, it represents where you are."
"Interesting, what happens next?"
"After that, you disguised yourself and took your sister-in-law to Langzhong, and took the initiative to apply to join the old martial arts association as a Jianghu individual. They are now short of people. With your and my sister-in-law's abilities, it shouldn't be difficult, right?"
"In this way, you can penetrate into the opponent without anyone noticing, and you can quickly get close to Xie Qirong. When the time comes, you can first inquire about the cure. If this method doesn't work, you can secretly give Xie Qirong Xiaojialan.
The temple specially made the ecstasy, so I won’t just answer whatever you ask him.”
"Taking a step back, if your identity is exposed and the news gets out, the Changchun Society will definitely think that you are disguised to spy on intelligence. Your behavior is commendable! What is wrong? So those in the Changchun Society
The higher-ups will definitely try their best to put pressure on the old martial arts association to get you out!"
"In this way, if you succeed, your goal will be achieved; if you fail, you will also be respected by the meeting. This is killing two birds with one stone, and you will be in an invincible position."
Fei Wuchang looked shocked. He obviously didn't expect this kind of plan. He originally wanted to knock on the door directly.
I continued: "The reason why I asked you to take your little aunt and grandma with you is that this is the third sculpture."
"What? There is actually a third eagle?" Shi Wuchang was even more shocked.
"Of course," I pointed to the Liu Chuanyu not far ahead, and whispered: "She is the third eagle. She has traveled thousands of miles and slept in the open air along the way. She was alone and alone. There are many opportunities. As for whether she can have a hot bite in the end.
When carving meat, it depends on whether your arrows are accurate or not."
After saying this in one breath, I took a sip of shaved ice,
"Boy, you have learned a lesson. If Liu Meizi and I can come back safely, then I owe you a big favor in this life," Fei Wuchang clasped his fist at me.
I hurriedly returned the gift and said, "I don't dare take it seriously. There is still a key issue now. You have to find a way to convince her to go with you. You have also seen her attitude. She does not take her own life as her fate at all. That is
The broken jar was broken."
"That's right. What can you do?"
"Holy shit, can you try to use your own brain? Let me think of all the tricks for you. Then in the future, when you get married, I can also do the bridal chamber for you!"
Shi Wuchang smiled, scratched his head and said, "I'm good at force, but resourcefulness is not something I'm good at. I haven't even studied for a day."
I was speechless and said: "This has something to do with going to school. I think you just ate too much shit in the past and your brain cells were killed."
"Stop talking about this, I don't eat shit anymore."
"Are you really quitting? Don't you plan to be a beauty in the future?"
"Haha, in order to win the beauty back, I have to quit even if I don't. You didn't notice that I have lost weight in the past two days. I feel no taste in my mouth no matter what I eat, and I can't muster any strength."
I smiled and said, "It's normal. It's just like quitting smoking. I've quit it several times. I'll definitely have a withdrawal reaction if I quit. Why don't you try replacing it with something else and see if you can feel better."
"For what?"
"Use curry and curry rice. Think about it, does it look dark yellow in color? Has it clear layers? It's even soupy and watery? It would be better if you add some corn kernels in it."
"Okay, your idea is good, I'll try it later."
After walking around the gathering for a while, I was suddenly attracted by a storytelling stall.
It's rare to see this kind of storytelling stall on the street these days, and there are many people around listening.
I squeezed past and saw the storyteller, who was white-haired. He was dressed in cloth and held a folding fan in one hand. There was only a broken table in front of him, with a pot of tea and a black gavel on the table.
I heard comments from people around me that this bookstall seems to be a fixed long stall.
"Snap."
As soon as the alarm sounded, the old man opened his fan and said in a loud voice: "As a judge, let's return the book today and pick up the last chapter! Let's talk about the Song army's attack on Qingxi County and Fang La's escape back to Longdong.
middle!"
The crowd applauded one after another, but I was shocked when I heard it.
Dragon Cave? Isn’t that the damn hot cave deep in the Dongshan Grottoes?