Chapter 178 Stepping on the back of the angel and crushing the land girl
"So, you suspect you have rabies?"
"Don't be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of the worst. Sister Song, you are a professional. I don't know about this. I heard people say that people who have rabies will be afraid of water. The key is that I didn't get vaccinated that time!"
"In addition to hydrophobia, have you also experienced throat discomfort, muscle spasms, fever and convulsions?"
"No."
On the phone, Dr. Song immediately smiled and said: "Don't be suspicious. If you are really sick, you would have started barking like a dog by the time you talk to me."
I breathed a sigh of relief and immediately asked: "Then why am I suddenly afraid of water? The feeling is that my heart beats faster and my hands and feet feel cold."
She hesitated slightly and said: "Maybe you have been too anxious recently. There is a disease called anxiety phobia. The reason is long-term mental stress and poor rest. How long do you sleep a day?"
"Two or three hours."
"No wonder, you don't get enough sleep every day. You are too tired. You should rest and relax as much as possible."
Don't be ridiculous. In the early years, the level of literacy was not high. Many people knew little about rabies and thought it was mysterious. I don't know how much it costs now, but I remember that an injection cost thousands of yuan at that time.
After thinking about it, I called Ma Dachao again.
"Hey, what's wrong, boss?"
"What are you doing? Why are you breathing so hard?"
"I'm not doing anything, I was just running, I was exercising!"
"I'm at the Qilong Lane Hotel. Please help me find a girl with good massage skills. I've been suffering from severe back pain recently."
"No problem, boss. Which one do you want specifically? Thai style? Wen style? Martial style? How about I call you a pair of sisters. They are both very beautiful."
"I don't want those messy things, I want good skills."
Ma Dachao immediately said anxiously: "Of course the skills are good! How dare I recommend it to you, boss! People are proficient in Yangzhou's back rub, fueling the flames, feasting in the fish pond, drifting with the flow, kittens drilling holes, flying immortals from the sky! After pressing the button, come and set up the authentic new
Wan style plus bubble bath for 60 minutes! So cool!”
"Don't you understand what I'm saying?"
"I understand, boss, you just want a massage to relax, you don't need special services! Just a technician with good massage skills!"
"yes."
"No problem! Qilong Lane Hotel, right? I'll call someone over for you right away."
After waiting for more than an hour, the technician Ma Dachao called for me came.
She is a woman, but to be honest, she is a little ugly and a little old. She looks like she is at least forty-five years old. She has a strong build, big shoulders and a round waist, and her arms are thicker than mine.
When she saw me, she froze and kept staring at my face.
I touched my face and there was no dirt on my face.
"Sister, how much do you weigh?" I asked.
"240 pounds."
My face changed slightly: "Then can you help me step on my back? My back has been uncomfortable recently."
She flipped her hair and said: "Boss, you have found the right person. We dare not say that in other places. In Jiangsu and Zhejiang, I, Miss Cai, are nicknamed the Angel on the Back. There is no boss who doesn't praise me for my skills."
I lay on the bed with a skeptical attitude. She touched my back through my clothes and asked, "Boss, what do you do for a living?"
"I work as a construction site contractor."
"Ouch!"
"It hurts! Be gentle!"
"It won't work if you put it lightly, boss. Just hold on and you'll feel comfortable soon."
It hurt a lot at first, but after a few minutes, I suddenly felt comfortable as I gradually got used to the strength.
It's the kind of comfort that makes your bones loosen. It's so comfortable that you can't help but cry out. This eldest sister has two brushes. It's much better to find this kind than to find the kind that is long and beautiful.
I closed my eyes and was enjoying it, when suddenly I felt a huge force coming from my back.
It was like a mountain weighing down on me. I lay on the bed and couldn't breathe.
She started to step on my back, almost crushing me with one kick.
I couldn't breathe, so I quickly stretched out my hand to stop. If this continued, I would probably break my ribs.
The eldest sister stood on my back with bare feet and said with a smile: "Boss, in a situation like yours, you can't do it with much force. Your body is severely injured from all the stress."
I could only grit my teeth and endure the pain.
This lady not only stepped on my back, but also used her toes to squeeze some acupuncture points on my back.
I pressed it down from head to toe for about fifty minutes. I didn't even move, but I was sweating all over.
"How are you? Do you feel more relaxed?"
"It's so easy! It's okay, sister, your skills are really impressive."
"To tell you the truth, boss, my massage skills are inherited from my family. Six generations of our Cai family have been doing this. My great-great-grandfather was also the dedicated massage therapist for Prince Gong in the Qing Dynasty."
"I'll go, no wonder your skills are so good. It turns out that eldest sister, you are from a famous family. It's not interesting at all. You can take the money."
I handed over a thousand yuan.
She waved her hands hurriedly: "No, no, no, someone has already helped give you your money."
"Take it, it's a tip. I'll definitely look for you when I'm free later."
Seeing that she didn't mean to leave after taking the money, and her expression was slightly hesitant, I curiously asked what was wrong, is there anything else?
She frowned and said: "Boss, you are generous and willing to tip me. I just want to remind you that it is best not to go near water recently, especially not to places where people can drown."
"That's it. If you want a massage later, just call me on this number. My name is Cai Sannv, and the locals call me Sister Cai."
"etc!"
I immediately got up: "Sister, please speak clearly!"
"Goodbye, you probably don't believe me when I tell you. You probably think I'm a liar trying to defraud you of your money."
"You tell me first! How do you know I don't believe it if you don't tell me!"
Seeing my insistence, she sat down and said, "You have gotten into something bad. This thing is all yin in all horoscopes. It may be something in the water."
Thinking of what happened that night in Nanhu District, I asked nervously: "How did you see that? Aren't you a massager?"
"I am a masseur, but I also have another identity. I used to be a massage girl."
"Auntie on the ground?"
I looked puzzled.
She said: "You don't know, it's normal. Nowadays, local people don't know about the land aunts. The land aunts are not among the three aunts and the six women. Now they are basically only found in rural areas of Zhejiang. The land aunts are all selected from childhood.
Those who have opened their yin and yang eyes.”
After hearing this, I was surprised and asked: "So you have opened your yin and yang eyes? Sister, can you see ghosts?"
She shook her head and smiled: "The yin and yang eyes are not actual eyes, they are just a sense. In other words, I can feel the existence of certain things around me."
"Sister, what do you think I should do in this situation? If I leave it alone, will my life be in danger?"
She shook her head: "It's hard to say, it's just like going out to fight evil spirits. Some people will be fine in two days, some people will have bad luck for a while, and some people may."
She didn't finish her sentence, but I understood what she meant.
"Sister, to tell you the truth, I have always believed in this aspect. Besides, I don't want to bet on whether something will happen to me. If it can be solved, I am willing to spend money to eliminate the disaster."
She hesitated and said: "I have a kind of token. You put it in a sock and wear it on your feet. It should be fine in three days. But the quantity of my wooden token is limited, so I have to go home and discuss it with my husband.
"
"I can pay for it! Even if the quantity is small, there is always a price, right? Sister, hurry up! Just tell me how much it is!"
"A bit expensive"
"How much is it expensive?"
"I sold one a few years ago, and I asked for 58,000 at that time."
"Okay, give me five cards first."
She hurriedly waved her hands: "You don't need that many, one is enough! Besides, I don't have that much on hand."
"Let's do this, boss, don't rush to buy it, lest you say I cheated you of your money."
"Tonight, after I leave, you put half a tank of water into the bathtub. Sit in with your pants on, and the water should cover your thighs. Then, light a stick of incense on your left hand, and then you can sleep against the bathtub.
"
"If you can sleep until dawn, you won't need my token."
"Okay, I'll give it a try, then I'll see you off, eldest sister."
After sending the person away, I came back and made a quick phone call.
"Uncle Cha!!"
"Oh, please keep your voice down, you almost broke my eardrums. Is there something wrong with the Xia family again?"
"It's not the Xia family this time! It's me who's in trouble! Uncle Cha, do you know what Auntie is doing?"
"I know, they are a kind of witch in the rural areas of Zhejiang in the past. There are very few witches. They are usually married to Mr. Tadi. Haven't you heard of an old saying? They are called Tadi press witches."
I soaked in the bathtub and told the story nervously. After checking my household registration on the phone, I said: "The real Zhejiang land girl does have the Yin and Yang Dharma, but logically speaking, things in the water cannot leave the water, and I can't either."
I know what your situation is, but do you think that girl has a sword on her?"
"With a sword? She didn't bring a sword."
Uncle Cha said loudly: "I'm not talking about the sword of the sword! I'm talking about the gradual gradual! Do you know what the gradual is!"
"I don't understand."
Uncle Cha explained: "When people die, they become ghosts, and when ghosts die, they become ghosts. Ya Digu is just like you coming out from the Northeast. Many people have offerings at home. The difference is that one offering is yellowish-white willow, and the other is offering
The person offering the gift is Jian, who is so powerful that ghosts will be scared out of their wits when they see Jian.”
"I'm telling you a true story. In 2004, something happened in the female dormitory building of Southwest University in Chongqing. At that time, someone asked a Taoist priest from Laojundong to come and have a look. As a result, the Taoist priest was frightened. Now,
He’s not recovered yet, he’s probably scared out of his wits.”
"Forget it, these are things that only people in our industry know. I tell you too much and you don't know. You take a photo and I will help take a look at your recent face and take a clearer picture."
"Reading faces from a distance" is also one of Uncle Cha's great abilities.
I immediately laid down in the bathtub and took two selfies, then edited the MMS and sent them.
Soon, within half a minute, Uncle Cha called.
"I'm really impressed by you, kid!"
"What on earth have you done that is so outrageous? Why do you look so dead now!"
"I haven't done anything evil, Uncle Cha! I just eat and sleep every day! I do some small business occasionally!"
"Uncle Cha, you also know! I am a very kind-hearted person! I have donated money! I have also helped many old ladies cross the road!"
"What's the relationship between us? You have to save me, Uncle Cha! I even gave you 400,000 yuan! You can't take my money for nothing, Uncle Cha!"
"Okay, okay! Listen to me carefully now, kid."
"I think this girl is unusual. There may be something fishy going on. Don't believe anything she says. Wait until I get there."