It was raining lightly. Uncle Cha closed his eyes and let the raindrops hit his face. After half a minute, he opened his eyes and said: "Feiyu in the twelfth lunar month, it seems there is something weird here..."
The rain was really sudden. A tricycle on the roadside was covered with a raincloth. Seeing that there was no one around, I quickly pulled off the raincloth to protect myself from the rain.
"You can't do this. Your kid's behavior is considered stealing."
"Then I'm putting it back?"
"Forget it, come over to me."
We walked and talked while carrying a tattered raincloth under our heads.
He said to me: "You still dare to laugh, do you think I'm tricking you by saying you have a dead look on your face?"
"Uncle Cha, if you don't make me laugh, are you going to make me cry? I understand what you mean. Before I came to pick you up, I looked in the mirror and there were needle marks on my nose, right?"
"You know what the hell, if it's just a hanging needle pattern, I would come here in such a hurry all night?"
He pointed to my forehead and said: "There are eight places in the heaven of man from left to right, namely the sun horn, the moon horn, the heart of the house, the upper tomb, the four evil spirits, the war hall, the Yima, and the hanging court. Take a look at yourself.
The tomb is in such a state of decay."
"Where is the tomb?"
"One inch below the hairline, on the right side of the forehead, close to the temple."
"here?"
He nodded with a dark face.
I touched it with my backhand and found that I had several small pimples here. It must be that I have been angry recently.
I squeezed it hard and a trace of white grease suddenly came out, which was a bit disgusting.
"You kid, you dare to squeeze in. It's your life. Remember, no matter if you have pimples or other things, you can't touch the grave!"
"I looked at the area where you went to the tomb. The evil lines are looming, dull, the skin is dry, and there are sores on the body. In addition, the hanging needle pattern on your forehead is like a sharp knife piercing your skull. Do you know that I saw something like this last time?
When did the appearance appear?"
I shook my head.
He said coldly: "Three years ago, a young couple came to me with their children to check their fortune. I remember clearly that at that time, their family of three all had this look. The results came true very quickly. At noon that day, people were walking on the highway.
There was a car accident, and the whole family died, especially the woman, whose intestines were squeezed out by the cart and dragged everywhere."
The smile suddenly disappeared from my face.
Uncle Cha added: "The three of them all had the appearance of death at that time. I saw it, but I couldn't tell them. I am not related to them. The cause and effect would be too great for me to bear."
I immediately said with a bitter face: "Then you have to bear the responsibility for the cause and effect for me! I have always treated you like a father! You can't give away a man with white hair to a man with black hair!"
"Get out of here, kid! I don't have an ignorant son like you."
"Uncle Cha, just tell me what I should do now! I'll listen to your arrangements!"
He shook his head: "The situation is unclear at the moment. I don't know what caused you to be in this situation."
"Is there anything you don't know about? You are a divine fortune teller! You can do the math!"
"Bullshit, I'm a mortal, not a god. How can I know everything? Understand everything? Anyway, since I'm here, everything should follow my steps."
"Hurry now and find a cowbell to bring with you first."
"What the hell? A cowbell?"
"That's right, you need the kind of brass bell that Old Scalper wears around his neck. Old Scalper is a psychic. This kind of bell is actually a magical weapon in Feng Shui, also called a golden bell."
"Once you wear the bell, it will be equivalent to a golden bell in a short period of time. Although it is a temporary measure, it is still important to save your life first."
"Stop dawdling and go find it quickly."
"okay."
In the morning, I traveled through most of the county, looking for several breeding farms, but could not find that kind of old-fashioned brass cow bell. Finally, I found it at a farmer's house and bought it for two hundred yuan.
I took a string of rope and tied it around my neck. When I took a step, it made a jingling noise. The rate of turning heads on the street was 100%.
There were a few old ladies who pointed at me and snickered behind my back, but I didn't even bother to scold them. Ignorant women with long hair and short knowledge, what do you know? This is called a golden bell body.
At around two o'clock in the afternoon, I was in a restaurant on Qilong Lane.
Uncle Cha was sitting at another table with his back to me, and sitting in front of me was Cai Sannv, the massage girl who called herself the land massage girl.
Uncle Cha put his yellow cloth bag on the table and pretended to drink water.
"Sister, I was scared all night last night. I kept feeling like there was someone in the house. I was lying in the bathtub and had a nightmare. I dreamed that I was grabbed by a black shadow and dragged by my feet into the water."
After listening to my words, she lowered her voice and said, "Look, your situation is the same as what I said. You were entangled by something in the lake."
"Did you bring that money?"
"Brought it!"
I hurriedly took the plastic bag I had prepared in advance from my feet and handed it over.
She untied the bag and took a look, then told me: "Until the end of the month, this token of mine should not be touched by water and cannot be left behind. You should take it with you when you sleep. Also, remember not to go to the lake."
I untied it and saw that it was a pointed wooden sign painted with red paint. It seemed to be made of walnut wood. It was about fifteen centimeters long and four centimeters wide. There were talismans painted on it, and at the bottom it read Yu Zian Er San.
words.
At this moment, Uncle Cha, who was behind me, suddenly read loudly:
"The feet are on the land of blessings! The sky above the head is filled with fortune! Holding a golden stick in hand! The land aunt is shouting and looking up! The land aunt is wearing a small red coat! An embroidered cloth with a phoenix! A two-foot red silk headband! A three-inch red rope
Tie it around the waist! Four-foot-long silk ribbons are pressed to the ground! The backs of the feet and hands cross the underworld! The bronze snake and the iron rat step aside! The golden boy leads the horse! The jade girl shakes the fan! The big thing is over, the small thing is over! Throw away the horse's bit! The human soul
Return to people! The soul of the horse returns to the horse!"
After reading a paragraph, I was stunned, and Sister Cai was also stunned.
Uncle Cha immediately turned around and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, you two, I'm reciting a rhyme randomly. I didn't disturb you, did I?"
Sister Cai glanced at Uncle Cha with a puzzled look, then told me a few words, then got up and left with her money bag.
As soon as the person left, I immediately asked: "How was it?"
Uncle Cha shook his head: "This woman is not a landlady at all. She doesn't understand anything. You kid has probably been tricked."
"ah?"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier! My money!"
Uncle Cha waved his hands and frowned: "I fucking don't understand. This fat woman just now is not a landlady, but how can this token be real?"
“Is this the real thing??”
Uncle Cha took it and looked at it carefully and nodded: "Yes, this is the real thing, it's the Digu Token."
He picked his ears and said, "What the hell is going on? It's like someone is trying to mess with you, and someone is trying to save you. Boy, tell me the truth, have you done anything harmful to nature recently?"
"No."
"Really do not have?"
"Absolutely not!" I said firmly.
Uncle Cha shook his head.
He casually put the cloth bag on his shoulder and said, "Okay! I'm going home right now, bye!"
