We spent the night in the mountains at night. Brother Yu took a small pot of Erguotou and sat down next to me. Because it was quite close to the village, we were afraid of being discovered, so we didn't even dare to have a fire.
"Take a few sips and warm up."
I gushed two mouthfuls and said, ‘Brother Yu, I heard you and Achun have a video last night. Do you have enough traffic?’
Brother Yu said, "Enough, I paid 20,000 yuan for phone bill last week."
I choked.
"You have to go to the business hall to buy traffic. If you directly charge for phone bills, the deduction will definitely be phone bills. It costs almost fifty yuan per minute to go to Mobile Dream Network. Even if you can make videos cheaper, you have to get it done in one minute.
How many dollars are there?"
Brother Yu nodded: "It makes sense. When we finish our work, I'm raising the traffic for 50,000 yuan."
I was speechless when I heard it.
Brother Yu really doesn't understand these things, he has no idea.
To buy traffic for 50,000 yuan? Maybe it’s enough to hit the underworld.
I thought about it and said, "I heard that there is something called a network card now. You can access the Internet unlimitedly by buying a laptop. If that happens, we don't have to go to the Internet cafe every time we transfer money. I will look back."
"Unlimited Internet access? That must be very expensive, how much does it cost?"
"I don't know, I'll take the time to ask."
"Brother Yu, what do you think of that kid?"
"Xiaoyang? He is not bad, he is young and ambitious, and he looks handsome, but he lacks experience."
I scratched my head when I heard it.
Xiaoxuan is protecting her today, maybe because she looks handsomer than me.
But I think handsome cannot be used as a food. In today's society, men are the king of strength.
Brother Yu might have noticed my thoughts and said, "Don't think about it. He has just arrived for two days. Xiaoxuan only took care of him because he is young. You know what Xiaoxuan thinks best."
"Do you still remember the girl in Yulin?"
“Which?”
"I've seen the one who works as a security guard in a steel mill once."
"Little Chicken-legged woman? Why did she suddenly mention her?"
"It's nothing, I just remember it suddenly."
"I haven't contacted each other for several years. I guess I've gotten married, and so are Boss Bai." I sighed.
Brother Yu took another sip of wine: "Yunfeng, if you are not in the industry, you should find a girl like that."
"No if, I experienced little at that time and was ignorant. Now I am not interested in women. Brother Yu, how meaningful can I go to bed? I tossed and turned, sweating all over, and the next day I was drowsy and listless the day I finished it. On the contrary,
I also sweated all over my body when practicing, but I would be energetic the next day.”
Brother Yu waved his hand: "You can't compare this way. Practicing qigong is completely different from men and women's affairs. You have experienced little, and you have not experienced that kind of happiness."
"What happiness? Low-level happiness!!"
"Didn't I say you Brother Yu, you have fallen into lust. You should feel blushed when you say this. Buddha allowed you to enjoy yourself?"
"Haha, Yunfeng, why do you always use the Buddha to suppress me? Let me tell you, in Buddhist scriptures, the affairs of men and women are not regarded as vulgar things. It is a misunderstanding among people nowadays. The Buddha and Joyful Zen in Buddhism are the ones that are happy.
They are all telling the world that they should face up to their desires, accept them, and abandon unnecessary sense of shame. The story of the Moderna girl falling in love with Ananda in the Shurangama Sutra also describes the story of the Modanga girl falling in love with Ananda."
"Diet until you miss."
"Then let me ask you, did Ananda and the Garni in the Shurangama Sutra finally do their job?"
Brother Yu shook his head: "No, Sakyamuni felt that Ananda was about to break the precepts, so he preached to the two of them, and finally saved Ananda and Ga Nu."
"Look, why did the Buddha stop Ananda and Ga Nv from doing things? Isn't it because I'm afraid that Ananda will not recite scriptures well in the future?"
Brother Yu frowned: "I think the reason why the Buddha stopped Ananda was because he was afraid that Ananda would have a missing person to serve him after falling in love with Ga Nu. If I was Ananda and Achun was like Ga Nu, then this time
I won't listen to Buddha."
After saying that, Brother Yu clasped his hands together and recited Amitabha.
“What are you talking about?”
Douyazi suddenly came over and he vented his breath in his hand: "Damn it, the sleeping bag doesn't work, it's so cold that I can't sleep."
Brother Yu handed over the wine, and Douyazi finished it in one breath.
I told Brother Yu’s view on men and women. After hearing this, Dou Yazai smiled and said, “Incisive, dare to say NO to Buddha, Brother Yu, you have understood it thoroughly.”
Douyazai lit a cigarette and smiled and said, "Brother Yu has Achun, I have Panpan. Fengzi is just jealous. He can't eat meat, so he always wants to talk about the big principles and doesn't want us to eat."
Douyazai pointed at me again and said, "Conquering a woman is divided into two steps. The first step is to conquer her body. The second step is to conquer her heart. Brother Yu conquered Achun, I conquered Panpan, may I conquer you.
who?"
"I conquered your mother."
Douyazi immediately fought with me.
Brother Yu didn't help anyone. He leaned against the tree and looked at the stars in the sky with a smile on his face.
The next day.
The mountains here are not high, and there are woods everywhere. Fortunately, it is winter. If it is summer, you may get lost by walking through the lush woods. We picked up some scattered porcelain pieces, mostly from the Song and Yuan dynasties, which means that it is a long time.
The previous generation was not as uninhabited as it is now.
You can hear birds in the mountains, and you can also hear some animals in the evening. On the afternoon of the fourth day of the Chinese New Year, Xiaoxuan picked up a piece of rusty in the grass. She ran over and asked me: "Yunfeng, look at it."
, It seems that this is not a piece of porcelain, it is rusted."
I looked carefully and said, "This is armor, where did I pick it up?"
“It’s right there.”
After circling the place, I asked Brother Yu to put the pulse group on and prepare to scan the vicinity.
Liu Junyang had never seen the pulse before. He kept asking questions and offered to help lift the rack after assembly.
Carrying the shelf is a cool job, so I immediately asked him and Douyazai to carry the shelf.
"Someone is here!" Brother Yu suddenly shouted.
I looked in the direction Brother Yu said and saw an old man.
We carried the iron rack that was more than three meters long and didn't want to run away. We immediately said, "Don't panic... pretend to be normal."
I didn’t expect that someone came to the mountains during the New Year!
In just a few minutes, an old man who looked over sixty years old came.
"What are you doing?" the old man asked.
Douyazai and Liu Junyang have already put the pulse rack on the ground.
"We are from the county surveying and mapping bureau, and we are here in the mountains for map surveying and mapping."
The old man asked in confusion: "Surveying and Mapping Bureau? Don't you have a holiday during the New Year?"
He walked towards the other party and took out a leather document for the other party to see. There was also an inch of the head on the document, which read a surveying and mapping geographic information work certificate, and a red seal was stamped, which looked very formal.
The old man believed it instantly.
He said: "I have worked in the mountains for the New Year. I have worked so hard. I am from Songjia Village. I went to the orchard just now to see it. Do you need any help from the old man?"