Chapter 189 My real experience in learning occult arts
Uncle Gray wanted to stay with us for three days and said he would eat us for three days. He also said that this was his usual rule.
I wish he could stay a few more days, I have a little idea.
this day.
"Uncle Gray is ready for dinner! I just bought fresh pork elbows this morning! I also added a dozen Cordyceps sinensis cordyceps, which is a great supplement!"
"Um"
Uncle Hui opened the lid of the pot and smelled it: "It looks good, it smells good."
He wasn't afraid of being burned, so he just grabbed the big elbow from the pot and gnawed it, making his mouth full of oil.
"Uncle Gray, look at this. Haha."
Watching him eat, I rubbed my hands and smiled.
"You have nothing to do to be courteous. Why, you want to learn my secret method of collecting Yang?" ??
I immediately said: "Yes! If you want to learn, I don't need to learn too much! Uncle Gray, just teach me a little bit."
"Then what did you learn to do?" he asked.
I said I wouldn't do anything, just use it for self-defense.
Uncle Hui casually threw the big elbow into the bowl, looked at me sideways and said, "How can I not understand your little thoughts? But if you really want to learn, I can teach you and accept me as your godfather, so we can become a family."
Man, I can teach you the secret method of collecting Yang."
I thought for a while and said, "How about you teach me a little bit first, and if it works, I'll accept you as my godfather?"
He nodded and said yes.
I was immediately overjoyed, thinking that this kind of family secret technique would be difficult to come into contact with, but I didn't expect Uncle Gray to be so good.
Don't get me wrong, the reason why I want to learn it is because I work in this industry and deal with ancient corpses every day and it is easy to encounter corpse poison, so I learned how to use it for self-defense.
After eating the elbow, Uncle Hui leaned on the sofa and picked at the gap between his teeth with his hands. He crossed his legs and said, "The first step in my secret method of collecting yang is to practice handstand. You stand on your head for an hour every day to let the energy and blood flow back. When you sleep,
I drank three large bowls of water beforehand and couldn't get up at night. The first thing I did when I woke up in the morning was to hold in my urine."
"Just holding in your pee?" I asked doubtfully.
Uncle Hui said: "That's not true. This is just a preparatory pose for practicing the secret method of collecting yang. When you can't hold it in any longer, you have to pee. Remember! You can't urinate all at once. Stop immediately after urinating for one second. At this time, you need to exercise control in stages.
Li, if you are a beginner, just divide it ten times."
I'm curious to ask Uncle Gray how many times you can divide it.
He proudly told me that he could finish peeing in 9981 times in one soak. I believed what he said. This is really powerful and requires super control.
Uncle Hui said: "You first practice the preparatory postures of the secret method of collecting Yang for two days. Before I leave in a few days, I will teach you the remaining five moves depending on the situation."
"Yunfeng. "
I was about to reply to Uncle Gray when I suddenly heard someone calling me at the door. When I looked up, I was overjoyed.
"Brother Yu!"
"When did you wake up? You've been sleeping for three days!"
Brother Yu's face was pale, he was leaning against the door and his voice was weak.
"I just woke up, how is Achun? Who is this person?"
"Brother Yu, this is Uncle Hui, he was the one who saved Ah Chun!"
Brother Yu's eyes showed surprise, he quickly thanked him, and then he held his hand on the wall to go see Ah Chun.
Uncle Hui looked at it and shook his head and sighed: "Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty, and asked what love is in the world. They just teach you how to make love between life and death."
Ah Chun woke up in the evening.
Although I woke up, Ah Chun's gray-faced uncle whispered to me that he wouldn't be able to recover in a short time, or he might stay like this for the rest of his life.
Ah Chun asked Brother Yu: "Do I look ugly now?"
Brother Yu didn't care at all. He hugged Ah Chun and said with a smile: "I'm useless too. We just happen to be a couple. How can we be ugly? It doesn't matter. I'm just a fish.
What is this called when I see you at the bottom and dare not show your head? This is called sinking fish and falling geese."
Dou Sprout didn't know when he came in. When he heard this, he pretended to vomit.
I pulled him out and quietly closed the door to the room.
To be honest, Achun and I don't have a deep relationship, but Brother Yu and I have a deep friendship. We are the best brothers. When I heard him say that he was useless, I felt very sad.
What is the foundation of martial arts?
Can this thing really be destroyed? As a layman, I can’t figure it out.
"What's wrong Mineko? I'm in a bad mood. Do you want something to drink?"
I nodded and said to drink some, go to the roof to drink.
I took two bottles of wine, and it was just Douyazai and I. We looked at the night view of Kangding in front of us and drank heavily.
Dou Sprout said loudly: "Drink this drink! Forget about your troubles! You will make a fortune tomorrow!"
After drinking two bottles of 60% white wine for more than an hour, Bean Sprouts became drunk and lay down on the roof and fell asleep. I also felt dizzy and slowly lay down on my back.
The sky is filled with stars.
As I looked at it, I suddenly felt that the arrangement of these stars was regular and traceable!
all
The sky is the main tomb, and the countless stars are like countless coffins! One by one stands in the sky!
I stood up unsteadily and ran back to get the notes Mr. Wu had given me. I hadn’t read this note for a long time, so I quickly flipped to the last two pages. The drawings on them were all incomprehensible Feng Shui constellations.
Next, an incredible scene happened!
The complex star diagram in the book began to twist and deform, turning into a finger-long dragon-shaped creature. It jumped out of the book and flew towards the coffin in the sky, flying bigger and bigger!
In the end, it turned into a giant dragon with a vague figure! It looked extremely majestic and spectacular!
I opened my mouth wide and stared blankly at the sky.
The giant dragon twisted its huge body back and forth, and wherever it passed, the coffins turned into golden golden coffins!
"Yunfeng! I can't find you anywhere. It turns out you are drinking here."
Xiaoxuan's voice suddenly came from behind.
At this moment, the golden coffins and dragons all over the sky disappeared, and my notes returned to normal.
"What's wrong? What were you looking at just now?" Xiaoxuan asked curiously, looking at the sky.
"Didn't you see anything? What's wrong?"
"Tell me that I have something to do with you, and you should go quickly."
It turns out that the boss came to me to discuss the disposal of the inventory on hand. We still have some cultural relics on hand. The boss asked me for my opinion on whether to cash out before the year or after the year. Also, the boss and I discussed how to deal with it. He may come at any time.
Changchun Meeting.
I said we should wait until the next trip back. It would be best to cash it out before the end of the year so that we can save money by then. As for the Changchun meeting, we can avoid it if we can. If we really can’t avoid it, we will take it one step at a time.
He raised his head and sighed, saying that it seemed like this was the only way to go.
"That's right," I said, explaining the strange sight I just saw.
"Are you sure you didn't drink too much?"
I shook my head and said, "I didn't drink too much. The scene I just watched was too real."
He frowned and looked at me for several minutes.
I asked quietly what was wrong.
He looked at me, his brows stretched, and a faint smile appeared on his face. His smile made me even more unsure.
The leader said: "Don't be afraid, this is a good thing, Yunfeng, if you are sure that you were sober and not drunk just now, then you are enlightened."
"Enlightenment?"
"Yes, it means enlightenment," he said, standing up and saying, "In our industry, only There are a few gifted people who will experience various situations. The reason why I dare to conclude is because a similar situation happened to me once when I was young. At that time, my old boss Wang Pingping told me that I was enlightened."
"The head, what do you see on that head? It's the same dragon and golden coffin as me?"
"No, it's different."
He closed his head and eyes and tried to recall: "I still remember that what I saw back then was a big weight."
"Big weight?!"
"Yes, I only looked at it for more than a minute and then disappeared. How long did you look at Yunfeng?"
"Boss, I just watched it for at least eight minutes! If Xiaoxuan hadn't suddenly called me, it would probably have lasted for a while."
"Eight minutes."
He raised his head and murmured: "It's a pity that Xiaoxuan woke you up. If you could watch for ten minutes, you would tie our northern faction's record."
"Whose record is this ten-minute record of? An ancient person or a modern person?" I asked.
He shook his head and said with a smile: "Don't say, you will gradually know who it is in the future."
When I came out of the room, I remembered what Uncle Gray said. I took off my shoes, turned directly to the wall and started practicing handstands.
It was fine for the first ten minutes, but after ten minutes, I was lying head down, and I clearly felt that my head was congested.
In the morning, I also listened to Uncle Hui and finished peeing in ten times.
I'm not sure if it's a psychological effect, but I feel energetic and energetic after practicing.
Three days passed quickly. Before leaving, Uncle Gray suddenly said with a smile: "Remember, everything has two sides. Whatever you gain, you will lose."
After saying that, he turned around and saw that there was no one around him. He stood up and unbuttoned his belt in front of me, and then took off his pants.
When I saw it, everyone was dumbfounded.
How could this be so dark?
Almost all are chocolate color!
Uncle Hui quickly pulled up his pants and said with a smile: "Learn my family's secret method of collecting Yang. This is the price. Do you still want to learn it?"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"I've been practicing for two days!"
He smiled and said, "You begged me to teach you. Why, you don't want to practice anymore."
I swallowed and tried not to think about the scene I just saw. I pointed at a certain part of him and asked with a guilty conscience: