My eyes were a little dodgey and I said, "This...isn't this good, Miss Yang?"
She looked at me, raised a corner of her mouth, and said with a slight smile: "You are new here, don't you know my identity? I am the janitor, and my grandfather is the dean. Here, even if the new president comes, he must Give my grandpa a cup of tea. If you dare to disobey me, I have a hundred different ways to make your life worse than death."
My expression changed, and I was convinced that her glamorous appearance concealed a vicious heart.
When my heart breaks, I smell it. Don’t think I’m afraid of you!
I stepped forward, grabbed a gold embroidered purse from her hand, put it to my nose and sniffed it deeply several times.
Very fragrant, the fragrance is very strong!
I even felt a little dizzy for a moment, but this discomfort was fleeting.
I returned the purse to her and said, "Okay, I did everything you asked! Can I leave now??"
She looked at me and frowned, and asked with confusion on her face: "Do you really have no reaction or feeling at all?"
I shook my head.
She took a deep breath, turned around and left, but before going out, he suddenly turned around and said to me: "Wu Feng, I remember you, and I will come to see you again."
Looking at the back of her perfect figure, I thought to myself: "It's so baffling that you are still looking for me? I will be gone in a few days, so please take your time to look for me."
Unexpectedly after I came out, a bunch of people surrounded me in the corridor, asking all kinds of questions.
A bald man grabbed my collar, spitting and roaring: "Boy! What on earth are you and Miss Yang doing in there! She can't even look down on such a masculine man like me, so what does she like about you!" What are you capable of!"
I wiped my face, pushed the bald man away, forced my way through the surroundings, and left gracefully.
The eyes behind him were like knives.
At this moment, I felt as if I had become the public enemy of all men, as if I had robbed the goddess of their dreams!
It can be seen from this that the power of this fox charm is so great that it is no wonder that it was a secret that was not passed down in the past.
On the second day, the third day, and the fourth day, I put three more red crosses on the calendar.
Everything is proceeding steadily according to my plan.
Every night, after the ward rounds left, Master Qin and I started digging tunnels secretly. I had already dug more than 40 meters of tunnels, and no one noticed at all.
However, I never expected that a major accident would occur on the fifth day.
Many people may not know that in addition to the people in Yulin, Guangxi who love to eat dog meat, the people in Jiamusi also love to eat dog meat.
Twenty years ago, Jiamusi was full of small restaurants selling braised dog meat specialties. The canteen of the mental hospital would improve the food in the middle and end of every month and give everyone something good to eat. On this day, the canteen at noon was big steamed buns. Served with braised dog meat. > I don't like dogs, and I have never eaten dog meat, because I think native dogs are very dirty, so I just took two steamed buns and some pickles left over from the morning.
At noon that day, the wind picked up. The wind was so strong that the windows rattled.
The loudspeaker in the playground was playing Teresa Teng's "I Only Care About You". Listening to the melodious and relaxing music, I was nibbling on the steamed buns.
At this time, the fourth child suddenly ran in. His face was pale, his calves were trembling, and he looked very scared.
Mr. Qin immediately put down his chopsticks, frowned and asked, "What's wrong, fourth brother? What happened?"
The fourth child's lips trembled, and he slowly raised his right hand and pointed at the roof.
His voice was trembling and he said: "Master, don't eat. Something serious is going on. Go out and take a look."
As soon as I heard this, my expression changed drastically! I immediately threw away my chopsticks and ran back to my room.
Through the bars, I looked up.
A large amount of loess is floating in the sky like wind and residual clouds!
I looked downstairs again and saw a "blue flower sheet" covered in soil in an open space in the corner of the playground.
The two of them rushed in after me. When Mr. Qin saw this scene, his legs were unsteady and he collapsed on the lower bunk.
He said in despair: "It's over, it's over, it's all fucking over. The secret on the roof is going to be discovered. With the dean's ability, once we start investigating, none of us can escape."
Lao Si gritted his teeth and said anxiously: "Master Qin, I'm going to turn myself in right now! I'll take everything on myself, and I'll say I did it alone!"
"stop!"
"return!"
My face was also sweating, and I clenched my fists and said quickly: "If you run away, the monk can't escape from the temple! If you surrender, you will harm us all! Don't mess up! There is still a chance to make amends!"
"Remedy? How to remedy it!"
"That group of people are eating right now! Sooner or later we will see them when they finish eating! It's broad daylight, and we won't go! How do you think we can save them!"
I said: "Fourth brother, don't worry. From now on, you will do as I say. The three of us must cooperate. Listen carefully."
Three minutes later.
I ran in the corridor and shouted: "Yang Danling is here! Yang Danling is here!"
"where!"
"Miss Yang is here? Where is she?"
Many people ran out of the canteen in a hurry.
I pointed to the chess and card room and said loudly: "We are in the chess and card room! Miss Yang said she wanted to announce an important news! Let everyone go!"
Just this sentence
, I pointed my finger, and like a wolf chasing a sheep, everyone rushed into the chess and card room.
Seeing that it was almost done, I immediately locked the door from the outside!
Then, the fourth child and I quickly ran into other people's rooms, ripped off their sheets, crumpled them into a ball, and threw the sheets out the window without thinking.
I was very fast, and it took less than five minutes.
Looking at it at the moment.
The blue flower bedsheets all over the playground are all the same! It’s impossible to tell which one is which.
I was so nervous that I was sweating profusely, clasped my hands together, and prayed to the sky: "Buddha bless! Buddha bless! Stop now! Stop the wind! Buddha, if you help me this time! I will definitely give you a fever after I go out."
million!"
It's strange to say.
As soon as I finished speaking, the strong wind that had been blowing on the playground for nearly a quarter of an hour suddenly stopped.
There is no wind.
I looked up and saw that there was no more dust on the roof.
The fourth child also broke out in a sweat. He gasped and said, "Okay, okay, what should we do now?"
I looked at him and said, "Fourth brother, it's your turn to take the blame now."
The fourth child was stunned for two seconds. As if he suddenly realized something, he patted me hard on the shoulder and said loudly and excitedly: "Good boy! You have so many fucking ideas!"
I smiled helplessly and ran to the duty room again.
Lao Hong was the only one in the duty room. He didn't know what was happening outside at the moment. He was wearing glasses and reading the newspaper seriously.
"Brother Wu Feng, are you okay?"
"Where is Manager Zhao?" I asked urgently.
Lao Hong put down the newspaper and said with a smile: "It's not lunch time. Manager Zhao went to the small canteen on the first floor to eat. He should be back soon by now."
As a result, as soon as Lao Hong finished speaking, there was a sound of opening the door at the entrance of the corridor, and I hurried over.
"Brother Zhao!"
"What's wrong?" He locked the iron door and turned to ask me.
I carefully looked around, took two steps forward, and said in a low voice: "Brother Zhao, I know you are in trouble, but I am afraid that others will see it and can't help me openly."
His face was expressionless and he didn't speak.
I whispered again: "Something has happened. Now we must reduce the big problem to a trivial matter. Otherwise, Brother Zhao, we will have to die together."
After listening to my words, Zhao Guizhi's expression remained unchanged. He locked the corridor door and whispered three words when he passed by me.
"be careful"
Then, starting at one o'clock in the afternoon, I felt like I was sitting on pins and needles looking at the playground outside the window.
On the playground, several members of the hospital management and several male caregivers were filling the playground picking up sheets. They were talking while picking up sheets. >
Wearing something.
I watched helplessly as a male caregiver walked through the hole in the tunnel and picked up the blue sheet in the corner.
I can hear sounds from this distance.
I saw this nurse holding our sheets, turned around and shouted: "Old Qiao! Come and see! Whose sheets are these! Why are they so dirty! There is dirt on them!"
Only another person replied: "Okay! You don't care whose sheets these are! These are a bunch of mentally ill old men here! Maybe who is sick and did this? Don't say it's dirt, it's just the sheets."
It’s no surprise that there’s shit all over the place! Let’s go, let’s go back and drink after we finish this bad job.”
Secretly watching these people leaving together on the fourth floor, I lay limply on the bed with a silly smile on my face.
There are unpredictable circumstances, and God almost killed me this time.
Orders were issued from above, and soon, under Zhao Guizhi's "strict investigation," He Laosi, the real culprit who caused this large-scale bed sheet incident, was arrested.
The external reason was that He Laosi thought someone had stolen a pack of cigarettes from him, and because no one wanted to admit it, He Laosi went to search other people's houses looking for cigarettes, but in the end he couldn't find them. He Laosi was so angry that he took all the people's bed sheets.
Throw it on the playground.
Zhao Guigui's punishment for He Laosi was also severe.
"First wash all the dirty sheets, and then put them in confinement for two days."
.
It was around 8 o'clock that night, hot water room.
"Hey! Fourth brother! How come you have become a housewife and still wash the sheets?"
He put down his hand and said: "Damn it, don't talk nonsense to me, I've been washing all day long."
I smiled and said, "Fourth brother, hurry up. There are still several pots of water that haven't been washed. If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to sleep at night."
"Fuck you, get out of here if you don't help me!"
I left with a smile.
It's not that I'm lazy and don't help him wash it, it's because he can only handle this matter alone and I can't expose it.
I was in a relaxed mood, whistled and went to the sink, turned on the faucet, dipped my hands in some water, and arranged my hair in front of the mirror.
To be honest, the spirited guy in the mirror is a bit handsome.
At this moment, Shi Wu Chang came out shirtless and wearing a bath towel. He looked left and right in the mirror, and at the same time said to himself: "What is this?"
I asked what's wrong? Are there flowers on your face?
"There are no flowers," he turned around, opened his eyelids with both hands, and said to me, "Brother, please help me see if there is something in my eyes."
"Where is there something, you."
Before I could finish speaking, I was stunned.
It was obvious that there was a yellow-brown vertical line under his eyes.