"You piece of shit! Do you know how to drive? Don't get on the road with your poor skills!!"
"Yeah! Look at how powerful you are these two times! You're hot, aren't you? Hit me!"
"Hit your mother!"
In the middle of the road, two drivers ignored each other and started fighting in the middle of the road. My dear, you used the dragon to swing your tail, and I used the black bear to hit me. The two of them rolled on the ground and were covered in dirt. The fight was so lively.
The two of them parked their cars across the middle of the road so that other cars could not pass, which caused a traffic jam. Drivers kept honking their horns, and passers-by came up and shouted, "Okay, okay! Stop making noise at the stall."
!Stop making noise at the stall!"
I clicked the horn twice, looked at the battle ahead and said casually, "It's awesome, it's a trick for a monkey to steal a peach, just steal it once, that person will definitely not be able to recover if he doesn't stay in bed for two days."
Dr. Fan asked me curiously, "Yunfeng, are all Fujian people so irritable? Also, what did they mean when they said it was numb and spicy?"
I explained, "Fujian folk customs have been tough since ancient times. It's normal for them to fight if they don't like each other. In the dialect they speak, Ma means food. For example, if you say this person is a No-Maj, it means food comparison. Spicy means arrogance.
Meaning, for example, when he said you were hot just now, did he mean that you were arrogant?"
"Oh, so that's what it means," Divine Doctor Fan suddenly pointed at himself and said, "Then if I say I'm numb, does it mean I'm bad?" ??
"No, no! Sister Fan, you can't say that you are numb! If you say that, it will change the flavor of your words."
Seeing the confusion on her face, I shook my head and thought, "You have to ask Tingting about this. How can I, a man, understand what numbness means? I can only guess that it might be the feeling of 220 voltage when my hand touches it?"
"
Another two hours later.
Hunting Forest, deep in the forest.
"Yunfeng, did you remember it wrong? It's not here."
"Huh? No, I remember this place !Why is that cabin missing?”
"There! Did you see it?"
The cabin in the forest still looks like that, without any change, except for a lonely grave piled up behind the cabin.
The door was unlocked, so I pushed it open and found that the room was empty and no one was there.
"Not at home? Where did he go?"
The snake girl doesn't have a mobile phone, and she's saying that there's no signal in the woods.
"Yunfeng, is he gone?"
I turned around and looked at the dilapidated cabin, feeling a little sad. Could it be that I came too late?
At this moment, there was a sudden muffled sound!
The snake girl appeared at the door. When he saw me, the basket he was holding fell to the ground.
"Brother Xiang!"
The snake girl rushed in and hugged me.
"Brother Xiang! Brother Xiang, I will never forget you! I knew you meant what you said! I knew you would definitely come to me!"
She was so excited that she even choked up and cried while talking.
"Okay, don't cry. Didn't I keep my promise and take you for treatment?"
The Snake Girl is still the same, not much has changed, except that her face looks thinner, and the background color of her eyes is still brown, which makes you feel weird after looking at it for a long time.
"Are you okay? How is your illness?"
The snake girl was sobbing hard. She wiped her eyes and said, "Brother Xiang, my illness is still the same. It's just that I listened to you and haven't drank snake blood for more than a year. Now I have a stomachache every night."
It hurt so much that I had to take many painkillers at a time to fall asleep."
It makes me feel a little sad to see her like this. I can imagine that every night she is tortured by this insect disease and lies in bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
"Can you let me take a look at it for you?" Divine Doctor Fan said.
Perhaps because she had been alone for a long time, Snake Girl was a little scared when she saw strangers. She held my arms with both hands and was obviously a little bit resistant to Dr. Fan.
I comforted and persuaded her, saying that this was a good friend of mine, and she slowly let down her guard.
After taking his pulse, Divine Doctor Fan frowned and frowned. .??.
"This is too serious, people are still alive"
"Little sister, let me take a look at your tongue coating."
The snake girl opened her mouth and slowly stuck out her tongue.
Just say that we normal people can touch the tip of their chin with their tongues? Not even, but she can! Really.
"alright."
"Sister Fan, what do you think?" I asked.
Because the snake girl was present, she didn't answer and just stared at me for a few seconds.
I instantly understood what she meant. It seemed that even the top Chinese medicine doctors didn’t have any good solutions for this strange disease.
The snake girl obviously understood. She lowered her head and said in a lonely voice, "I know my fate. Many generations of snake girls have not lived past the age of thirty."
I immediately said, "Don't be discouraged! You must be confident that you can completely cure this disease! I am here to take you to Miao Village for treatment!"
She was very happy after hearing this. She shook my arm and said coquettishly, "It feels so good, so good. I feel confident now."
This evening.
There is another wooden house not far from this wooden house. Because it is usually too dirty when no one lives in it, I simply swept the dust and lived here alone, while she lived in the same room.
It was around 11 o'clock, not long after I blew out the candles and lay down, I heard the door slowly open with a creaking sound. It's the Snake Girl, her eyes are too obvious in the dark environment.
"Brother Xiang, brother Xiang, are you asleep?"
"What?"
"Hey, guess what I want to do." As she spoke, she climbed onto the small wooden bed where I slept.
"Brother Xiang, do you still remember what happened when we were in the snake cave?"
"Remember, never forget."
She drew circles on my chest with her fingers and said softly, "Honestly, have you thought about me in the past year?"
"I haven't thought about it," I said.
"Hey, you must be lying, I don't believe you don't want to," she suddenly used force and grabbed my vital parts! I almost scared to death.
"Brother Xiang, don't move"
"Fuck you."
That strong feeling made me subconsciously clutch the sheets.
I looked at the wooden roof and imagined myself as a living train. Once the volcano erupted, it might burn the cabin clean immediately.
"Brother Xiang, if I die if I can't be cured this time, I don't want to leave any regrets. My wish is to be a real woman for once. Can you satisfy my little wish?"
I gasped for air, and I couldn't help but let out a cry.
She didn't move her upper body clothes, and then slowly took off her pants.
My anger was really aroused, and I immediately turned over and pinned her down fiercely.
She held my face in her hands, and there was a faint light shining in her brown pupils.
After a while, she asked in a surprised tone, "How could it be like this, Brother Xiang, you haven't even touched me yet, and it's over?"
"this"
I scratched my head and explained forcefully, "I've been practicing a kind of skill recently, which is called dragonfly touching water."