There are three famous mountains in Handan, namely Clever Mountain, Shalu Mountain and Jimao Mountain.
Let’s not talk about Clever Mountain. There is a village at the foot of Shalu Mountain. In history, there was a great and talented sage who “was the mother of the world for the fourth generation of the Han Dynasty and served the country for more than sixty years.”
The queen and the king! So this place has aura.
As for why Ji Feo Mountain is famous? Who knows?
That's because eighteen years ago, a friend drank too much and made a prank call to 10086 customer service. Later, Ji Feo Mountain became famous. The original audio is still circulating on the Internet. If you haven't heard it and are interested, you can listen to it.
That day at around two o'clock in the middle of the night, when we arrived at the foot of Smart Mountain, Xiaoxuan carried Chongzi's body up the mountain. After a while, Xiaoxuan was so tired that she was panting. Chongzi was an adult man after all, and he had died long ago and was now a corpse.
Corpses, as the saying goes, are "dead and heavy," and that's no joke.
I helped carry the bugs and I brought a folding shovel with me. Xiaoxuan knew what I meant and she had no objection.
At that time, there was a very dilapidated mountain temple on Smart Mountain, and we watched the sunrise from behind the temple.
The rising sun rises in the east, the fog gradually thins, and a blush gradually lights up in the distant sky.
Not long after, I saw the red sun rising slowly, illuminating the sea of clouds, shining like gold and rust. Standing in front of the red horizon, I looked very small.
Xiaoxuan said excitedly, "Chong, have you seen it? It's really beautiful."
The insect was leaning against the tree, its head drooped, motionless.
The sunlight hit Xiaoxuan's face, making her look as beautiful as a goddess. Xiaoxuan wiped her eyes and said to herself, "In fact, I have never looked at you before. I promised to go out to play with you.
For Qi Yunfeng, I didn’t expect that you would end up losing your life trying to save me.”
Xiaoxuan added, "You can live here with peace of mind. You can see the beautiful sunrise here every day. I promise you that I will live well. At the same time, you can rest assured that as long as there is a chance in the future, I, Zhao Xuanxuan, will definitely avenge you."
"No, Xiaoxuan," I shook my head, "We'd better bury him somewhere else. The feng shui here is not very good."
"What's the meaning?"
I frowned and said, "Soil does not cover rocks, mountains do not hold air, and water does not take shape. Furthermore, this place is open all around, and there are no trees to cover the north and south. In this way, all the wind blowing from the front is bad. Even if you hide here after death,
If you can retain a little bit of vitality, it will be blown away by the evil wind over time."
"Then what should we do?" Xiaoxuan said anxiously, "The insect has relatives. If we don't care about him, no one will care about him. We must choose a Feng Shui treasure for him to bury!"
"Okay, you wait, I'll go up the tree and take a look."
I climbed up a persimmon tree three times, five by two, and stood at the highest point. I kept turning my head and scanning back and forth.
My eyes are equivalent to earthly compasses. I am looking at the overall mountains around me.
There is not much water in this area of Handan, and there is a general water shortage in the mountains, so don't think that it is easy to find a wealth hole for offspring like Shuishui Mingtang. The insect is not married and has no children. What is it for to find a wealth hole for offspring like that? There is no use for it.
It is best to find a place with good soil quality, which can absorb wind, store Qi, collect water and gather shade, and keep the corpse from rotting. This kind of cave is most suitable for burying bachelors like insects, who can feed one person and the whole family without starving.
There is a premise: this kind of place cannot be too dark, and the sun must shine for at least ten minutes a day. If you completely cut off the sun, it will become a real corpse raising ground.
After a while, Xiaoxuan shouted loudly under the tree, "Yunfeng! Be careful not to fall! Have you found a good place?"
"Don't rush me! I'm watching!"
This is a technical job, so you have to be calm and look ahead. Suddenly, my eyes were attracted by a dirt bag not far away.
It happens to be located in the depression of the mountain. If you look at it from above, the depression looks like a "bowl", and that earth bag stands right in the middle of the bottom of the bowl?
It is precisely because of this peculiar terrain that water can be stored after it rains, so the surrounding trees and flowers are growing very well! They grow very high, and a row of trees almost completely blocks the soil bag. You can’t even notice it if you don’t look carefully.
Not that dirtbag.
After watching it for half a minute, I sighed in my mind, "Holy shit, Niubi"
That was when the sealing layer of the tomb was exposed. I could faintly see the purple color flowing on the tomb, and concluded that the original owner must no longer be a king.
My heart skipped a beat, and I thought to myself, "Is this where the Warring States Tomb where I buried my head was at Smart Mountain?"
If a new grave is built behind that earth bag, I'm not sure if the bug can bear it. If it can, that's the best place to bury it! As long as it's stained with purple, the bug will definitely not be a gangster in the next life. At the very least,
He can become a college student with a superior family!
Climbing down from the tree, I turned over the insect's ID card and recorded his date of birth. Then I moved forward in time to see which year he was born in the Earthly Branches era number.
He was born in 1982, which happened to be the Year of the Dog of Renxu. Renxu corresponds to water in the Bagua, and the insect is the water dog.
People born with the Water Dog zodiac sign have the following characteristics: "Free and easy personality, poor in money, loyal, and open-minded about everything."
Knowing this, I drew a circle on the ground with branches and wrote "Qian, Kun, Xun, Dui, Gen, Zhen, Li, Kan", and then used the "Bagua Swimming" method to remove the Renxu of the insect.
Shuigouming trapped him in.
What I said is true. The scene I saw in my eyes at that time was like a painting on the ground. This gossip circle keeps spinning.
The men are paired with the first four, and the women are paired with the last four.
The Five Elements of Gold? Northwest Old Father.
The five elements of Kan are water? True north, middle male.
Gen's Five Elements Earth? Northeastern boy.
Zhen Wu Xing Wood? Zhengdong, the eldest son.
Xun Five Elements Wood? Southeast, the eldest daughter.
Li Wu Xing Fire Zhengnan Zhongnu.
The Five Elements of Kun, Earth, Southwest, Old Mother.
Redeem the Five Elements for Gold Zhengxi Girl.
Finally, it got stuck! It stopped at Gen because it stopped spinning.
And Gen Wei! He was pointing right at the big bumpkin in the distance!
I breathed a long sigh of relief and smiled. It seemed to be God's will. Not only could the insect's water-dog zodiac sign be able to withstand the wisp of purple, but he could even swallow his breath and escape. I take back what I just said. He will not be a college student in his next life.
, he will definitely be a high official in his next life.
After choosing a place, it was time to bury the person. It was half past seven in the morning, and there was no one else on the mountain except us. I carried the bug on my back, and Xiaoxuan walked there with the shovel.
Finally, when we arrived at the place, there was an old man who lived there and was watching. I saw a stone tablet standing next to the big earth bag, with the words "National Key Cultural Protection Unit, Tomb of King Zhao" written on it.
If we wanted to bury the bugs on the slope behind the Zhao Wang Tomb, we had to pass through the supervision area where the old man was guarding. I still remember this old man. At that time, he was sitting at the door basking in the sun. He had gray hair, a round face, and was a little fat.
, wearing a military green button-up.
Xiaoxuan said, "What should we do? If people see it, they will definitely not let us do this. How about we wait until night?"
I looked forward, frowned and said, "No, we don't have time to spend all day. You wait for me here, I will go over and meet this old man."