Chapter 239 Tattoo, castration, exile, you choose one
Chapter 239 Tattoo, Castration, Exile, you can choose one [Please subscribe]
Author: Three Color Cup Milk Tea
Chapter 239 Tattoo, Castration, Exile, you can choose one [Please subscribe]
Peixian County was originally part of the old land of the Song Dynasty.
During the Spring and Autumn Period, the State of Qi destroyed the State of Song, and Pei temporarily belonged to Qi.
After the Five Kingdoms conquered Qi, the Chu State occupied the Song State's former homeland of Huaibei, and Pei belonged to Chu.
After the Qin Dynasty destroyed the Six Kingdoms, Peixian County was established and came under the jurisdiction of Sishui County, one of the thirty-six counties of the Qin Dynasty.
In later generations, Peixian County was the place where Liu Han flourished for 400 years, and there were also famous people such as Liu Bang, Fan Kuai, Zhou Bo, Zhou Yafu, Wang Ling, Zhou Chang, Liu Xiang, Cao Shen and other great ancestors of the Han Dynasty.
Of course, that was a matter for later generations. At this time, Liu Bang was just a lazy gangster in Peixian County.
A man in his thirties, without a proper occupation, a wife, children, or a family property, he is a serious hooligan.
He often eats one meal without finishing the next, deceives and cheats, is too lazy to eat, does everything, and does all kinds of evil.
On this day, he wandered to Fan Kuai's dog meat stall again, met a stranger Yi Xiaochuan, and immediately became interested in him.
"Brother, I finally caught you, where are you going this time?"
He sat down directly on the other party's table and called him "brother," he said, "I haven't seen him for a long time." He made it clear that he wanted to have a meal together.
When the folks around Peixian County saw him, they all showed disgust on their faces, obviously they had known that he was a scoundrel for a long time.
Yi Xiaochuan was confused, thinking, good guy, who is this, so familiar?
He thought that the identity of the wanted criminal had been exposed, and immediately twisted his mouth: "Brother, you must have mistaken the person, right? I have never seen you before."
"Oh, I'm your Brother Liu, how could you admit your mistake? You don't remember me?"
Liu Bang was so thick-skinned, even if he really didn't know Yi Xiaochuan, he still wanted to make ends meet.
'He really came for me? Could it be that he really recognized my identity?'
Yi Xiaochuan's eyes were filled with surprise and uncertainty, and he looked Liu Bang up and down, daring not to say anything.
But Liu Bang was very familiar with it. He picked up the dog meat on the table and started eating it, and even poured wine to drink.
"Tap tap tap"
Ying Zheng opened the curtain and walked in. He sat down in front of Yi Xiaochuan and watched the two of them perform.
Seeing another person coming uninvited, Yi Xiaochuan looked at Ying Zheng in surprise.
I was shocked when I saw this.
Ying Zheng wore a black Gonglong suit and twelve crowns on his head, with a majestic look on his face.
"Who are you?"
Yi Xiaochuan asked in surprise, his lips no longer crooked.
"I am Ying Zheng, the First Emperor of Qin!"
Ying Zheng raised the corners of his mouth slightly and said calmly.
"The First Emperor."
Yi Xiaochuan sat down on the ground, his face turned pale with fright.
What the hell, I just saved Xiang Liang and got acquainted with Xiang Yu by robbing the law field. Is it necessary for Qin Shihuang to come after me personally?
Isn't this too scary?
"You robbed the execution ground to save Xiang Liang and then met Xiang Yu. What crime should you do?"
Ying Zheng showed a cat-and-mouse expression and said playfully.
"Hiss, robbery field"
Liu Bang on the side opened his mouth wide when he heard this, and even the dog meat in his mouth fell to the ground.
He rolled his eyes and saw that the situation was not good. He slowly stood up and backed away, and immediately prepared to run away.
"Want to leave?"
How could Ying Zheng let the gangster Liu Bang escape? He immediately uttered one word: "Ding!"
Immediately, before Liu Bang could get out of the dog meat stall, he was frozen in place.
"Fan Kuai, a common man, comes to see Your Majesty."
Fan Kuai, the owner of the dog meat stall, was so dumbfounded that he obediently bowed and paid homage.
Although it is somewhat unbelievable why the noble First Emperor was not in Xianyang, but went to a small place like Peixian County.
But Fan Kuai didn't think so much. When he saw the other party's magical method, he just thought it was the emperor's power. His golden words made Liu Bang dare not move again.
"Are you really the First Emperor Ying Zheng?"
Yi Xiaochuan was still making noises, exclaiming in disbelief.
"Why, you came to my era of Great Qin more than two thousand years later, and you didn't even say hello to me when you saw me as your master?"
Ying Zheng opened his mouth and asked slowly: "Are all modern people more than two thousand years later as rude as you?"
"Ah, you actually know that I come from more than two thousand years in the future?"
Yi Xiaochuan was even more confused. This was the biggest secret deep in his heart and he had never mentioned it to anyone.
But they never thought that the secret would be revealed by Ying Zheng, and everyone in Yi Xiaochuan would be dumbfounded.
"Oh, you are frivolous, rude, and uneducated. I am very disappointed in you modern people!"
Ying Zheng shook his head slightly, showing a hint of disappointment.
"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible. How could you be the tyrant Shi Huangdi in history? I don't believe it."
Yi Xiaochuan shook his head suddenly, and he gradually came back to his senses.
From Ying Zheng's few words, he seemed to understand.
As soon as he, Yi Xiaochuan, crossed over, he was discovered by the First Emperor of Qin.
Everything he does is watched by others, just like a cat catching a mouse.
But how is this possible? The First Emperor was just a tyrant, how could he have such ability?
"You can travel through time and space, why can't I be the First Emperor? As for the history you have learned, it is just what others want you to learn."
Ying Zheng said calmly: "History is a little girl dressed up by the winner. As for the truth, who knows except the parties involved?"
Although he really wanted to slap Yi Xiaochuan to death, Ying Zheng was not in a hurry, but wanted to play.
Yi Xiaochuan can't run away anyway. Even if he runs back two thousand years, Ying Zheng can chase him and kill him.
"Well, what you said makes sense, I'm speechless."
Yi Xiaochuan thought about it, it was indeed true, even traveling through time and space had happened, and it was normal for something else to happen.
After calming down, Yi Xiaochuan slowly figured out the truth and discovered that the historical truth was completely different from the knowledge taught by the students.
In ancient times, Qin Shihuang was not only the first emperor of China, but also a powerful figure who could even monitor the entire world.
Every move in the world was known to the First Emperor, just like the legendary god.
Therefore, when he traveled from the future to this era, he was easily discovered by the other party.
"Yi Xiaochuan, the young man from later generations, pays homage to His Majesty the First Emperor."
Thinking of this, Yi Xiaochuan felt contemptuous and bowed solemnly to Ying Zheng.
"That's pretty much it."
Ying Zheng nodded, but did not let him get up, and just kept kneeling.
"Your Majesty, the First Emperor, what I can't understand is, since Your Majesty knew what was going to happen in the future, why did Qin II die?"
Yi Xiaochuan knelt on the ground. Although he felt very unhappy, he had to lower his head under the eaves.
He raised his head and asked curiously.
"Historical records state that I died on the fifth southern tour of the First Emperor in the thirty-seventh year of his reign. Then the eighteenth son Hu Hai succeeded to the throne, and Qin II died."
Ying Zheng had no expression on his face and said: "After the fall of Qin, war broke out all over the world. Liu Bang of Pei County started from the early days and established the Han Dynasty. He is known as the Emperor of the Han Dynasty in history, right?"
"Well, Your Majesty is right. This is indeed what the history books record."
Yi Xiaochuan nodded. Since he accepted the fact that the First Emperor was as immortal as a god, it was logical that the other party knew the changes in the future.
"Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, do you think such a person is qualified to become the king of the world?"
Ying Zheng looked at Liu Bang who was about to escape but was stopped, and asked Yi Xiaochuan.
"He is Liu Bang?"
Yi Xiaochuan followed Ying Zheng's gaze and when he saw Liu Bang, his eyes widened with an incredible expression.
"Well, he is Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty."
Ying Zheng nodded.
"this"
Thinking of what just happened, Yi Xiaochuan still didn't know what to do.
Liu Bang didn't know him at all, he just wanted to cheat him out of fair trade, he was a pure scoundrel.
At the same time, Yi Xiaochuan had many doubts in his heart.
Why did such a powerful First Emperor die in the thirty-seventh year of the First Emperor's reign?
Moreover, after knowing the fate of Qin's fall in the future, the First Emperor didn't kill Liu Bang?
Also, why did the Qin Dynasty die after two generations, and what happened?
All of this confused Yi Xiaochuan.
"The one who traveled from the future with you is Gao Yao!"
Yi Xiaochuan's thoughts could not be hidden from Ying Zheng, but he did not give him an answer.
He looked towards a wine shop hundreds of miles away and saw Gao Yao in the distance.
With a thought, the disheveled Gao Yao in the wine shop appeared in front of him across a distance of hundreds of miles.
"Xiaochuan, I miss you so much."
Gao Yao was holding a spoon in his hand and was about to stir-fry when his eyes suddenly flashed and he came to a strange place.
Then, he took a closer look and saw that the person next to him was Yi Xiaochuan, his sister Gao Yue's boyfriend. He immediately hugged him excitedly and started shouting.
"Brother Gao Yao, have you also come to the Qin Dynasty?"
Yi Xiaochuan was also a little excited. When the so-called fellow villagers saw the fellow villagers, they burst into tears.
After coming to this era, Yi Xiaochuan was lonely. He didn't know anyone.
The two hugged each other excitedly and talked about their respective experiences during this period.
"I'll give you two a choice!"
At this time, Ying Zheng spoke up and interrupted their conversation.
"Xiaochuan, who is he?"
Gao Yao was stunned for a moment, then he saw Ying Zheng on the side and asked in confusion.
"Brother Gao Yao, kneel down quickly. He is His Majesty Qin Shihuang."
Yi Xiaochuan pulled him and whispered.
"The First Emperor? Uh."
Gao Yao didn't realize it and knelt down obediently.
"Since you two traveled through time and space by mistake, I am too lazy to hold you accountable and give you two three choices."
Ying Zheng ignored the small actions of the two of them and said calmly: "First, I will send you back to modern times; second, you will stay and serve Da Qin; third, die!"
There are three main tasks for coming to this world, namely to save Qin II from death, to collect tiger-shaped pendants, elixirs of longevity, mysterious treasure boxes and other plot items, and to spread the Taoism of Jiejiao.
Of course, for Ying Zheng, these three tasks are not difficult at all, and they are at the level of a child playing house.
Therefore, whether to kill Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Yao all depends on Ying Zheng's mood.
"Can I go back? I want to go back, I want to go back."
Yi Xiaochuan was still thinking, but Gao Yao's eyes lit up and he murmured loudly.
"Okay, let's go!"
Ying Zheng reached out and pointed out, sending Gao Yao back to modern times more than two thousand years later.
"call out"
A ray of light flashed and Gao Yao had already returned.
Only Yi Xiaochuan was left, and everyone was dumbfounded.
There is no need to discuss it, uncle, you can’t wait to go back?
"What about you, should you stay, go back, or die?"
Ying Zheng looked at Yi Xiaochuan and asked playfully.
"Your Majesty, please wait a moment. I have a few questions that I would like to know. I wonder if your Majesty can answer them?"
Yi Xiaochuan is the kind of heartless person, but he also likes to get into trouble.
When he encounters a problem, if he doesn't understand it, even if he dies, he won't rest in peace.
"I know your doubts, but I don't want to tell you."
Ying Zheng smiled slightly and said, "Hurry up and make your choice."
He was not the First Emperor of this world to begin with, so he naturally did not have time to change history.
Of course, there is no need to say these words to Yi Xiaochuan.
"I want to stay and find the answer myself."
When Yi Xiaochuan heard this, his face was uncertain. He hesitated for a while and made a choice.
"Very good, very wise choice."
Ying Zheng nodded and said: "Since you choose to stay, then you can become my chamberlain."
As soon as he finished speaking, a certain part of Yi Xiaochuan's body automatically fell off and turned into a eunuch.
This kid likes to mess around with women. If he is not castrated, Ying Zheng is afraid that he will wear a certain color hat on himself.
"ah"
Yi Xiaochuan realized belatedly that a certain part of himself was missing.
Moreover, there were no wounds or bleeding in that area, as if it was born that way.
Not only did he become a eunuch, he was also born an hermaphrodite.
"Your Majesty, are you too cruel? If I stay, you will become a eunuch? Can I regret it? I want to go back!"
Yi Xiaochuan raised his head, with a hint of resentment and a hoarse voice.
"My chamberlains are all eunuchs, is there anything strange about this?"
Ying Zheng said matter-of-factly: "As for regrets, do you think this is just playing house? Once you make a choice, there is no room for regrets."
"As for the cruelty, as the lord of the world, I personally help you castrate, you should feel proud!"
After saying that, he stopped paying attention to him and turned to look at Liu Bang, who was still motionless.
"In their thirties and forties, they are idle, homeless and without a job!"
Ying Zheng thought for a while and responded with an expressionless expression: "According to Qin law, I will be tattooed and exiled for three thousand miles."
As soon as he finished speaking, two big black characters "hooligan" appeared on Liu Bang's face, one on each side, as big as a palm, almost covering his entire face.
These two words are as if they were born, indelible, indestructible, and extremely clear.
Then, with a wave of his hand, Ying Zheng threw Liu Bang to Hainan Island thousands of miles away, leaving him to fend for himself.
If this guy has the ability to develop Hainan Island, what if he becomes a local emperor?
"Let's go. I heard that the two girls from the Lu family in Pei County are pretty and can become my seventy-second and seventy-third concubines."
After dealing with Liu Bang, Ying Zheng stood up and gave Yi Xiaochuan instructions.
"I"
Yi Xiaochuan wanted to cry but had no tears. After becoming intersex, even his girlfriend was about to be robbed.
How could he not know that the Lu family sisters all liked him, and Lu Gong also wanted to marry his daughter to him?