Chapter 356 What, turning into a stone and being pissed all over the face?【
Chapter 356: What, turning into stone makes someone piss you off? [Please subscribe]
Author: Three Color Cup Milk Tea
Chapter 356: What, turning into stone makes someone piss you off? [Please subscribe]
Qingyang Great Thousand Worlds.
Chilin Realm.
Great wilderness.
Is it a desert that stretches for hundreds of millions of miles, with rocks forming beaches, monsters gathering together, shaking the galaxy?
Between the mountains, monsters roam rampant, giant trees form forests, and the earth is covered with oceans.
The edge of the wilderness is a desert desert, inaccessible to people.
There is a stone forest standing in the Gobi Desert.
At that time, a thought awakened from the stone forest, and Lin Meng's consciousness began to recover.
"Well, his 17451st reincarnation was successful?"
Unlike Zhou Botong, Kou Zhong, Zhang Sanfeng and others, Lin Meng did not set up so-called obsessions and had to reach a certain level before he could revive his past life memories.
In each of his lives, he was reincarnated directly with his memories. Once he became conscious, he would automatically revive the memories of his previous life.
Every time after his memory recovered, after checking the current Ziren, he quickly made a decision whether to leave or stay.
Therefore, he is faster than others, who have been reincarnated more than 17,000 times.
"good."
But a moment later, Lin Meng felt something interesting.
He couldn't open his eyes, couldn't feel the existence of his body, no legs, no feet, nothing.
"Is he very unborn? But that's not bad. How can he be conscious if he is not born?"
"Hold the grass. Did he reincarnate as a plant or debris that time?"
Lin Meng thought for a moment, and a not-so-good prediction came into his mind.
Among the more than 17,000 reincarnations before him, more than 1,000 were reincarnated into flowers, plants and trees, and more than 2,000 were reincarnated into birds and animals.
There are probably more than three thousand reincarnations into some sundries, such as tea cups, wine bottles, tables, chairs, wooden beds and other living things.
Chengdong has been reincarnated as a normal human being for more than 10,000 times, but most of the time he has been reincarnated as a woman, which is really weird!
Could it be
In that life, Lin Meng was reincarnated into those immobile, unconscious plants or debris?
"Why is this hateful fate always so difficult for him?"
Lin Meng cursed, feeling as if he had been struck by the wrong fate, and every reincarnation was unsatisfactory.
Of course, he didn't know that among the fifteen group members who were reincarnated together, there was Ouhuang Rongbotong, who reshaped the appearance of Da Luo in his first reincarnation.
Otherwise, Lin Meng was afraid that Fuqiu would be so depressed that he would vomit blood and die.
"That's all. I hope that the reincarnation was not an ordinary household item. It will be broken in a few years and he can be reincarnated again."
Is there a stipulation in the "Lutuo Reincarnation" that you must commit suicide before you can be reincarnated again?
If you are reincarnated as an adult or a living creature such as an animal, there is always a way to commit suicide.
But if you are reincarnated into immobile and unconscious dead objects such as flowers, trees, teacups, wine bottles, etc., how can you commit suicide?
Just wait until it dies, and then Lin Meng can escape safely and kill Tuo Tuo.
"Forget it, let's take a look at Ziren in Yidong's life first, although he doesn't have much hope!"
After sighing, Lin Meng opened the chat group.
【Group Member】:Lin Meng
[Cultivation]: None
【Ziren】:91(The posture of Da Luo)
[Optional: 1. Immediately open the reincarnation of Dongyilutuo; 2. Draw the golden leg finger; 3. Use the cultivation base of the previous life. 】
[Note 1: Each reincarnation will automatically trigger the above-mentioned options, and each selection is a single choice and cannot be repeated. Group members please choose carefully. 】
[Note 2: Group member Lin Meng and I already have the appearance of Daluo. If we try to reincarnate, it may reduce Ziren, please choose carefully! 】
"Zhou Cao, Lin Meng's fortune has turned around? Has he finally been able to reshape himself into the great Luo?"
Looking at the Ziren column on the chat group panel, Lin Meng couldn't believe his eyes.
He stared again and again and found that Ziren was not unlike Daluo. He was not wrong.
"Ah, for the 17451st time, he finally succeeded!"
He looked up to the sky and screamed, feeling so happy.
"etc."
At that time, Lin Meng finally discovered what his reincarnated body was.
Perhaps his past life memories gradually recovered, his consciousness broke away from the shackles of the original body, and finally he could see where the original body was.
"He was reincarnated into a stone?"
Lin Meng saw in his consciousness that his own body was an inconspicuous stone in the stone forest.
The stone was light yellow in color, the size of a millstone, and weighed more than two thousand kilograms.
Only one-third of the outer part of the Telluride is buried in the gravel.
"he"
Lin Meng was speechless.
Reincarnation as a stone is very good. He has rich experience in reincarnation and has been reincarnated as a stone eight times before.
Those eight times, he worked hard each time (suffering for hundreds of years), and finally escaped (either by natural weathering, or by being used as the foundation of a house, or by being crushed into sand) and reincarnated.
.
It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.
Reincarnated as a stone again, a stone with the appearance of Daluo.
Nadong, Lin Meng was completely confused.
"His miserable and empty life"
Lin Meng's mood was the same as the stones in this world, hard and cold.
Does he want to be a good person? Is it that difficult?
"Hey, he can extract the golden leg finger very well."
Thinking about the future, Lin Meng suddenly thought of a key question.
"Come on, let him see what his golden leg means?"
Rubbing his legs excitedly, Lin Meng thought and a virtual panel popped up.
Billions of milliseconds of light form a lottery wheel, with the names of each system written in the grid on it.
‘Main God Space’, ‘All Heavens Chat Group’, ‘All Heavens Mall’, ‘Killing Gods System’, ‘Annoying people to death without paying for their lives’.
Lin Meng drooled as he looked at the various golden legs on the panel.
"start!"
With a command, the lottery board started spinning.
Initially, the pointer remained on the 'infinite expansion system'.
"Infinite expansion system? What the hell?"
Hearing the word Lutuo, Lin Meng had a bad feeling in his heart.
He had already vomited and was frightened.
[The Great Road of Tutuo is one of the three thousand avenues, and it will continue to work for generations to come.]
[Group member Lin Meng can bind the soul of a creature to make it a Lutuo Walker, helping group member Lin Meng understand the secret of Lutuo. 】
[The bound soul will be automatically branded with Lutuo. Even if it dies, it can be resurrected instantly without any consumption or obstacles. Otherwise, it will be immortal. 】
[Note 1: Group member Lin Meng will automatically synchronize the cultivation level of the Lutuo Messenger, and will automatically be one level higher than the Lutuo Messenger. 】
[Note 2: For the first time using the system, group member Lin Meng’s Gongfa "Xiantian Tutuo Jing·Ordinary Chapter" will be given as a gift. 】
[Note 3: The stronger the group member Lin Meng is, the more Lutuo Messengers can be bound. Currently, only one Lutuo Messenger can be bound. 】
[Note 4: Please group member Lin Meng work hard to bind the Lutuo Envoy, which has evolved into the innate Lutuo Stone before. Come on! Oli is here!]
From those words, Lin Meng captured a message of repeated seeking.
Just ask him to follow the system and go east step by step. In the past, he could even evolve and eat the Chentian Tuo Stone.
It is neither innate nor developed. You will know if it is good as soon as you hear it.
"Wrong, he remembers that the Holy Lord said before that every innate spiritual treasure has a ray of innate immortal spiritual light, which is equivalent to the untransformed Da Luo?"
"In that case, is the innate massacre stone an innate spiritual treasure? Or is it an innate spiritual root?"
"That would make sense."
Thinking of that, Lin Meng was shocked.
Although he was reincarnated as a stone in that life, he was not an ordinary stone.
His future will depend on the innate Tuo Stone, a stone with the appearance of a great Luo.
Not only that, he can bind the souls of other beings and let them practice for him, and then he can steadily walk on the Diaoyutai, synchronize the cultivation of the other parties, and wait for the day when they become innate killing stones.
Doesn’t that disown capitalists?
Compared with his unlimited expansion system, those capitalists in the world who promote 996,007 are weak.
I wanted to become his envoy of Tutuo. Not only did I want to be controlled by him in every life, but my cultivation level also made me want to be automatically synchronized with him, and I was automatically a level lower than him.
It’s simply better than Zhou Papi!
"Very good, starting from tomorrow, he wants to be a capitalist!"
He glanced sideways at the stone next to him, and it swelled in an instant.
Is he destined to become the innate gemstone?
The stone next to it is just an ordinary stone.
A pile of rubbish!
Lin Mixin believes that with the Infinite Expansion System in his body, he will definitely be able to become a human again one day.
"Bu Nao, let's talk about it again."
"There isn't even a ghost in that desolate stone forest. Who does he choose to be his messenger? He chooses Mao."
Fortunately, Lin Meng is not an ordinary person. In his previous life, he was a Taiyi Golden Immortal, a Dzogchen, and a half-step Daluo.
His teasing behavior just now was just to vent the frustration accumulated from more than 17,000 reincarnations.
After calming down, Lin Meng looked around and fell silent for a moment.
In that vast stone forest, there are few living creatures and it is extremely desolate.
Not to mention humans, there were not even insects, mosquitoes, ants, rats, or ghosts.
"Why"
Lin Meng's heart dropped.
As time goes by, month after month, year after year, it gets colder and colder.
With nothing to do, Lin Meng was so bored that he counted the number of stones in the stone forest.
Initially, even their size, weight, and placement were clear.
It's so boring!
In the blink of an eye, a thousand years passed.
The desolate stone forest is a rare sight for humans and animals, and has not changed at all.
Fortunately, there is no stone in this world that cannot be loved. In addition, wind and rain are rare in the stone forest, and the weathering is slow.
He felt that living for tens of thousands more years would be no problem.
finally.
That day, a sudden noise broke the dead silence of the stone forest.
An escape team broke into the stone forest. There were about eighty men, women and children pulling a carriage drawn by a few thin horses.
Several strong men, armed with knives and guns, escorted the convoy into the stone forest with panic on their faces.
They were dressed in rags and dirty, and they seemed to be being chased and fleeing.
"Ha, finally someone is here, his Lutuo envoy, we are finally here!"
In a daze, Lin Meng almost fell asleep. He sensed the breath of a living person and he came back to life in an instant.
During those years of doing nothing all day long, after counting the stones, he slept most of the time.
"It seems that there is a group with the same surname, which includes the older generation representing the past, the young and strong representing the present, and the children representing the future."
"They should come from a big family. But when a disaster struck, that group of people escaped."
"As for their wives and daughters, they must have been abandoned!"
"Tsk, tsk, although I'm a little shocked, it doesn't seem to be what he expected!"
Lin Meng looked at those people carefully with interest, as if he was picking piglets.
In the team, there are eighty-three people including Ye Yi, and there are five elderly people. It seems that they should be their elders.
There were fifty-seven young men, all of them injured. They must have managed to escape.
Chengdong has all his children, the oldest is thirteen or fourteen years old, and the youngest is seven or eight years old.
No, those twenty-one children are all boys.
There are no women in the entire team.
"Let's take a rest there. We haven't slept for three days and three nights. Everyone is tired."
A middle-aged man who looked to be in his thirties or forties stood up and said hello, and the motorcade stopped in the stone forest.
That man should be the leader. He was 1.8 meters tall, with muscles all over his body, scars everywhere, and a majestic face.
Under the arrangements of the middle-aged leader, the young and strong people performed their duties and did their own things silently.
They set up tents to let the elderly and children rest, and looked for firewood and water to prepare food. The division of labor was clear.
Soon, a temporary foothold was set up by everyone.
"Hey, that guy is pretty good. Although he looks thin, his eyes are sharp and he should be smarter."
At that time, Lin Meng finally picked the juicy piglet, a child who looked to be about seven or eight years old.
The most important thing is that the child closest to him is less than one meter away.
I pray that if the child comes into contact with him, he can be bound by Lin Meng as the envoy of Tutuo and work for him forever and ever.
After all, Lin Mi is just an ordinary stone, let alone repairing it, and there is nothing magical about it.
If you want to bind the Tutuo Messenger, you must come into contact with the wrong party, or get the wrong party's genes.
It is said that some genes are not very obvious. To put it bluntly, it means that the saliva, hair, blood, urine, etc. are not the same.
"It's close. It's close, little dear, come here quickly. Let him bind me."
Lin Meng is like a wolf grandmother in sheep's clothing, looking forward to the little boy touching her.
In that case, he can have the first Lutuo Messenger.
"Wait, I'm not coming over! Hold the grass"
But at the next moment, the little guy lifted up his pants and prepared to pee on Lin Meng's body.
"Well"
Lin Meng was dumbfounded when he was soaked in boy's urine.
[Human genes have been detected, will the wrong party be bound to be the first envoy of Killing? 】
"Bullshit, he's going to kill me. He's xxxxxxxxxxx"
His eyes instantly turned red, and he started to curse loudly regardless of the system prompts.
He yelled, saying he was a stone and couldn't understand human language.
In the eyes of the little boy and other tribesmen, the stone was ordinary, just one of the thousands of stones in the stone forest.
Therefore, Lin Meng's curses could be heard by himself, and the little boy had no idea at all.
"Xiaoyang, what am I doing? I'm back for dinner."
At that time, a young man in the distance shouted.
The little boy put on his pants and called back: "Dad, come on, come on, he just peed."
"You little bastard, I will be punished by the labor and management. I will wait until the labor and management!"
Lin Meng's back molars were all broken, and he was almost going crazy.
Think of him, Lin Meng, although he rose from the bottom, he went through ups and downs along the way, step by step transcended the universe, and became the master of Hongmeng.
Overall, his life was going smoothly.
When had he, the Linmeng Controller, ever suffered the grievance of being pissed on?
Never!
"Bind, bind that little brat to him as the number one Killer Envoy, and labor and management will torture him forever and ever!"
After a long time, Lin Meng finally calmed down and said to the system with a cold face.