Chapter 361 Grandpa, you don't want your grave to be dug up and your ashes thrown up
Chapter 361 Grandpa, you don’t want your grave to be dug and your ashes to be blown away, right? [Please subscribe]
Author: Three Color Cup Milk Tea
Chapter 361 Grandpa, you don’t want your grave to be dug and your ashes to be blown away, right? [Please subscribe]
Virtual space.
Zhu Yuanzhang chased Zhu Di and beat him. He kept waving the cloth stick in his hand and beat Zhu Di until his teeth and mouth were broken.
"Dad, my son didn't lie to you. It's really Yunwen who doesn't give us uncles a way to live."
"He first took away Lao Wu's position as King of Zhou, deposed Lao Wu as a commoner, and even demoted Lao Wu to Menghua, Yunnan."
"Then, he successively issued decrees to take away the thrones of Lao Seven, Lao Twelve, and Lao Thirteen, and deposed them as common people."
"He put Lao Qi under house arrest in Yingtian Mansion, and Lao Thirteen under house arrest in Datong, and he was not allowed to leave even half a step for the rest of his life."
"Twelve-year-old Lao Twelve couldn't bear the humiliation, so in order to save his reputation, his whole family set themselves on fire, and he died miserably."
"Two months later, he issued an order to seize Lao Shiba's position as King of Min, depose him as a commoner, and demote him to Zhangzhou."
"In order to protect himself, the son had no choice but to act crazy and eat the rotten rice from the bucket, which made him let down his guard against his son."
"Hmph, you think we don't know your boy's future evaluation?"
Zhu Yuanzhang laughed when he saw this.
But what was the result? Ming Dynasty finally died in his hands and ended up hanging himself to death.
[Emperor Chongzhen asks for help, activates group mission: Save Chongzhen Ming Dynasty]
Thinking of this, Zhu Youjian burst into tears and cried so sadly.
Zhu Di's happy expression froze and he was immediately dumbfounded.
He, Chongzhen, the 16th emperor of the Ming Dynasty, became the king of subjugation.
"Dad, please tell me, what sins have our brothers committed? Why does he treat us uncles like this? What would you do if it were you?"
"You don't have to go to so much trouble in the future. You can just call yourself me, us or me."
"Yes, Li Zicheng drove into the pass and occupied the entire territory of Shaanxi."
He raised troops to pacify Nanyang, cut down vassal states and moved the capital, made seven voyages to the West, conquered the Tatars five times, and compiled the Yongle Dadian.
These records all show that Zhu Di has done well in his life and has not embarrassed his father.
After Zhu Di and Zhu Qizhen heard this, they quickly turned to the next few pages of the History of the Ming Dynasty and saw the record of the death of the Ming Dynasty.
"Okay, stop crying, I'm so bored!"
At the same time, he was also quite resentful towards his father for beating him indiscriminately.
Zhu Qizhen on the side suddenly felt very happy, he just wanted to be beaten by Emperor Taizu.
[Task reward: Each member of the group who takes action can receive: a junior life-extending pill (extends life for ten years), a junior human pill (after taking it, the physical fitness reaches the limit of the human body), and a hundred copies of improved sweet potato seeds (one mu produces one
Thousands of pounds)]
If Zhu Yunwen hadn't gone too far and refused to give uncles like them a way to survive, he would never have launched an army to quell Jingnan.
After sitting back on the throne, Zhu Yuanzhang took out three volumes of "History of the Ming Dynasty" with a wave of his hand and threw them towards the three of them.
[Task requirements: Help Chongzhen Emperor Zhu Youjian reorganize the country, eliminate Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong, and eliminate the post-Jin Tatar slaves! 】
"Good boy, are you more ruthless than us?"
Zhu Di's eyes widened and he threatened fiercely: "Do you believe it or not, we have deposed Gao Chi as the crown prince? We will prevent your kid from becoming the emperor!"
When Zhu Qizhen opened up the history of the Ming Dynasty, he originally wanted to read the wise records of his own personal expedition to Dapowa.
Zhu Di and the three of them saluted in unison.
Chongzhen's face turned pale, and he burst into tears and said: "My Ming Dynasty has perished, and it is in my hands."
The next moment, a golden light hung down from the boundless starry sky.
Zhu Di, Zhu Qizhen: "."
[Task time limit: one year!]
"Shut up!"
"Tell me, what year are you in now and how is the situation in Ming Dynasty?"
Aren't there just as many common elixirs as you need?
But he hasn't gone on a personal expedition yet, and the Tumubao Incident hasn't happened yet.
"Yes, back to Grandpa Taizu, the unfilial descendants are now in October of the 16th year of Chongzhen."
"Okay, we're not dead yet. Even if you want to subjugate the country, have you asked me?"
Zhu Youjian replied: "I successively sent Yu Yinggui and Li Huaxi to replace Sun Chuanting, but they were unable to do anything because they had no soldiers and no pay."
You know, history has not rated him well.
"Grandpa Taizu, Grandpa Cheng, Grandpa Yingzong, I'm sorry for you unfilial descendants."
"Then are you going to dig our grave again? I'll beat you to death, you little bastard!"
Who would have thought that the records written in black and white in the history of the Ming Dynasty would be like knives piercing his heart.
He was forever nailed to the pillar of shame in history and became the sinner of the Ming Dynasty!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Zhu Qizhen immediately begged for mercy and screamed.
". Practicing frugality, floods and droughts come in the morning and evening, without any obstruction; know people well, understand both the outside and inside, and have a strong military strategy, which is consistent with the great ancestor; the Sixth Division has repeatedly come out, and the vastness of the dust in Mobei is vast and far-reaching.
Han and Tang Dynasties.”
Since he came to the throne, he has been inspiring to revive the Ming Dynasty. When he first came to power, he killed the 9000-year-old Wei Zhongxian, the eunuch who had harmed the Ming Dynasty with a thunderous force.
However, the injuries inside his body healed, but the scars on his face were deliberately left on.
"The situation has not yet reached an irreversible point. You currently hold a righteous position. As long as you defeat Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong, you can regain most of the country."
"Buzz"
"Both of you can take this mission. Everyone has a share of the mission rewards. There is no need to grab it."
Upon hearing this, Zhu Di said slowly: "As for the Hou Jin Tatars, there is no need to worry! After all, before we fight against the outside world, we must first settle down at home!"
The national treasury was unable to make ends meet, so he took the lead in cutting back on food and clothing, and the dragon robes on his body were all covered with patches. The queen did not add new jewelry for many years.
However, Zhu Yuanzhang did not listen to his explanation at all, and shook the cloth stick to slap him.
Co-author We both just received a beating for nothing?
"Snapped"
Zhu Qizhen on the side nodded and agreed with his great-grandfather's words.
Zhu Yuanzhang nodded slowly and said: "We started from rebellion back then, and we know the peasant uprising best."
How could he be defeated and captured if he was so wise and powerful?
Fake, all of them are fake!
"On March 16, the seventeenth year of Chongzhen, Li Zicheng's vanguard army arrived in the suburbs of Beijing, Changping fell, and the imperial mausoleum was burned."
He, the sixth emperor of the Ming Dynasty, the orthodox emperor Zhu Qizhen, was actually captured by Wala.
Zhu Yuanzhang waved his hand and said to the three of them: "You can address each other directly by their reign name or temple name."
Seeing that they were both honest, Zhu Yuanzhang said leisurely.
Zhu Yuanzhang turned his head, looked at Zhu Qizhen aside, and slapped him.
"Dad, boy from Qizhen, I've taken over this mission. It just so happens that we haven't fought in a few years."
"Please all ancestors take action to save the Ming Dynasty!"
Now that Chongzhen's situation was imminent, Zhu Yuanzhang no longer hesitated.
Looking at the history of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youjian looked at this extremely dazzling record, and his heart was extremely sad.
When Zhu Youjian heard this, he said, yes, I can still save him.
After fighting for a while, and seeing that Zhu Di was almost beaten to death, Zhu Yuanzhang finally stopped.
"No, I don't believe that I will be defeated! Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, it must be those traitorous ministers who slandered me!"
"In July of the 14th year of Zhengtong, Emperor Zhu Qizhen, despite the opposition of his ministers, and Wang Zhen led an army of 500,000 troops to personally conquer the country, and ordered his younger brother Zhu Qiyu, King of Yin, to stay in the capital."
"Grandpa Taizu, please spare my life, I was just joking."
Zhu Di narrowed his eyes and laughed angrily.
[Mission Description: In the 16th year of Chongzhen, the Donglin Party strife, constant civil strife, invasion by foreign enemies, peasant uprisings, local separatism, natural and man-made disasters. Various reasons made the Ming Dynasty, which had been strong for more than 270 years, about to be destroyed. As a Ming Dynasty
Emperor, you have the responsibility to save the Chongzhen Dynasty of the Ming Dynasty, so that the sun, moon and dragon flag of the Ming Dynasty can still fly in the sky. Wherever the sun and moon go, they are all Han!]
He begged for mercy repeatedly.
The Ming Dynasty finally died, and it was in the hands of Zhu Youjian.
He knew that there was nothing wrong with what Lao Si said, and it was indeed Emperor Jianwen who was at fault first.
"Dad, I was wrong, stop fighting!"
"Well"
Then, Zhu Yuanzhang's entire face turned dark.
Zhu Qizhen's eyes turned red and he murmured to himself, not believing the records in the history books at all.
The light fell in front of everyone and turned into a screen, with rows of writing appearing on it:
"Hehe. Yongle's prosperous age, not bad, not bad."
Zhu Di grinned and looked at his father in the main seat with pride, as if a child was asking for credit for doing something good.
Zhu Yuanzhang was so angry that his lungs exploded, and he slapped him several more times.
"this"
"Hey, Grandpa, what you said is wrong."
Emperor Yongle's pleas for mercy soon turned into screams, and he was beaten to death.
"Your great-grandfather, if you want to say that, then don't blame your grandson for being rude."
When Zhu Di heard this, he said, yes, with his father here, he can directly fuck the Tartar slaves!
With a flick of his finger, a beam of fairy light fell, and Zhu Di, who was beaten and bruised, came to life in an instant.
After Zhu Youjian listened, he quickly replied, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Yuanzhang.
Seeing this, Zhu Yuanzhang nodded secretly, Chongzhen was not completely hopeless.
One slap after another, Zhu Qizhen was beaten into a pig's head in an instant.
"Grandfather Taizu is right, my son (grandson) will take orders."
"On March 19, Zhang Jinyan, Minister of War, took the initiative to open the city gate, and Li Zicheng's army poured into the capital."
"Grandpa Taizu is awesome!"
As for my great-grandfather, what happened to him? Tsk, tsk, I can’t even see!
Idleness is idleness, what's wrong with beating him?
Even if the Holy Father comes, he will not say that he cannot be beaten.
Zhu Di stood up and spoke first with excitement on his face.
"Dad, did you hear this, this unfilial son?"
"Well"
Unexpectedly, Grandpa Taizu was so generous to these descendants.
He is not stupid. If his great grandfather steals the mission, will he still get the mission reward?
"Huh? You little brat, you still know that I am your great-grandfather?"
Anyway, the prince Zhu Gaochi died before he had been emperor for a year, so we might as well depose him as prince.
"As long as we clean up the chaos in the country, with my size as the Ming Dynasty, cleaning up those Tatars in Liaodong is just like playing for fun?"
He quickly turned his head to look at his father, and was about to ask his father to make the decision.
Zhu Yuanzhang nodded and looked at Chongzhen.
"On August 15, Emperor Zhu Qizhen was captured, Wang Zhen was killed by Fan Zhong, British Duke Zhang Fu, Minister of War Kuang Ye and other ministers died in the battle, which is called the Tumu Fort Incident in history, or the Tumu Incident."
Zhu Yuanzhang glared at Chongzhen. Now that he has joined the Ming Emperor Alliance chat group, can Li Zicheng and the Houjin Tartars be considered a problem?
"That's right. Our dad is here. Are you afraid of a ball? You're such a crybaby. It's really embarrassing for us!"
"call"
Zhu Di's teeth were cracked and his mouth was broken. He endured the pain all over his body and opened the book "History of the Ming Dynasty".
"I don't dare anymore. My son (grandson) will never dare again."
However, he did not dare to speak out for fear of drawing fire to his house.
Zhu Qizhen didn't care to keep a low profile and replied: "It's just a trivial matter. If you don't have to do anything about it, let your grandson do it."
"Hmph, next time you let us hear such nonsense, don't blame me for dethroning your throne!"
He backed up tactically and retorted: "Grandpa, you don't want your grave to be dug and your ashes scattered, right?"
Zhu Di deserves to be the emperor immediately, but after hearing what Zhu Youjian said about the current situation, he quickly came up with a way to deal with it.
Zhu Di, Zhu Qizhen, Zhu Youjian:o(*`*)o
An elixir that extends life for ten years + a human elixir that improves strength + an elixir that yields ten thousand kilograms of food per mu!
Isn’t the reward for this mission too generous?
All three of them were excited.
Zhu Di and Zhu Qizhen were beaten until they cried like ghosts and howled like wolves.
Looking at Zhu Yuanzhang's calm expression, they didn't know that this group of tasks was exactly the benefit he just mentioned.
Following Zhu Yuanzhang's roar, Zhu Di was instantly excited and realized where he had gone wrong.
Zhu Qizhen didn't expect his great-grandfather to be such a rogue, but he wasn't someone to be trifled with either.
"On that day, Emperor Zhu Youjian and eunuch Wang Chengen climbed to Meishan Mountain and hanged themselves. Wang Chengen followed suit and hanged himself. The Ming Dynasty was declared destroyed."
What is happiness? If you are worse than me, I will be happier than you!
Zhu Youjian was so frightened that he was speechless and did not dare to make any sound for fear of getting into trouble.
"Well, just wait a moment and I'll give you some benefits."
"Ha ha!"
Looking at the comments about his life and comments, he couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.
With a thought in his mind, he called out the group leader's background and activated the group task function.
This kid should be given a long memory!
Not to mention, Zhu Yuanzhang moved his hands and feet and felt much more comfortable.
But when he heard Chongzhen crying and thought about this guy's life, he felt very unhappy.
"The Fourth Brother is right. Neither the Donglin Party nor the Hou Jin Party are the main enemies. Only Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong are your current number one enemies!"
There are so many good things, don’t miss them.
"You dug your great-grandfather's grave and raised his ashes. How filial you are!"
He was quite happy after giving Zhu Di a good beating.
"We let you joke, let you joke."
If Grandpa finds out and beats him up, then he will be unjustly taking the blame.
He spoke very quickly, and in just ten minutes, he explained his current situation.
There was strong hope in Chongzhen's eyes, and he quickly knelt on the ground and begged.
"This is the history of the Ming Dynasty compiled by later generations. You should all take it and take a good look at it."
But as the old saying goes, it is natural for me to beat my son.
Taking the blame for my future self? I won’t do this!
"Yes, yes, our ancestors are right."
"I am ashamed of my ancestors"
With these illustrious achievements, he thought he could hold his chest high in front of his father.
Zhu Yuanzhang glared at him and said leisurely: "If it weren't for this, we would have killed you just now, how could we still keep you here till now?"
Zhu Di was beaten until his face was covered with bloodstains, and he kept explaining in a very resentful tone.
The smile on Zhu Yuanzhang's face faltered, he glared at Chongzhen who was crying and scolded him.
"snort!"
A slap hit Zhu Di on the face, knocking him unconscious on the spot.
After teaching these two unfilial descendants a lesson, Zhu Yuanzhang said with a cold face.
Thinking of this, he immediately turned from crying into laughing, and the sorrow in his heart disappeared.
"Go on."
"The position of prince is abolished, right? Your upper beam is not straight and your lower beam is crooked! Is the position of prince just for you to play with?"
You're just looking for an excuse to beat us up, right?
"Okay, you all go away and go back to prepare for sending troops."
"When you are ready, tell the group and I will open the passage for you."
Zhu Yuanzhang waved his hand, feeling annoyed when he saw the two living treasures.