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Chapter 102 The Psychotic Celebrity Comment Area

Chapter 102 Mental illness comment area of ​​mentally ill celebrities

Xinyu Sanzi, the three idols of New World Entertainment.

HNT,H,hope,hope.

N,nat,patron saint.

T,team,team.

HNT means Hope Guardian Team, or simply it can be translated as Fire Team. Han Zhou values ​​the three HNT brothers more than the three Wang Chuyang brothers.

Of course, the three words HNT can also be translated as good cerebral palsy.

Han Zhou said that he wanted to make the three brothers of HNT, the most incompetent, laziest and most useless trainees under Tianle, first become popular on the Internet through novelty methods.

And then eventually became a serious star.

Han Zhou wants to use this operation to announce to the entertainment industry the arrival of a new world and to declare that he is the big daddy of this era, just like Han Sisheng in the previous era changed the film industry by shaping the Spring Festival with "A, B, B, D, and D"

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In the practice room, Wang Mo squatted at the bottom, his head pressing against Lin Jianqiu's chin.

The top comment below: "Huh? If you say that, then I won't be sleepy anymore. I must watch this movie!"

When it comes to physical strength, some people are naturally strong, while others just need to practice.

"Have you ever tried choreographing your own dance?"

“Isn’t Goldman a general?”

At this time, Wang Mo was discovered to have the potential to become an idol.

Wang Chuyang: "You don't understand. One day with Brother Han is equivalent to three days of torture."

Anyone who questions why "Kill That Changshan Man" is on the top of the charts will soon lose themselves in a sea of ​​psychosis.

The comments in the super chat area are still similar to this.

Therefore, the character design of the Great Demon King fell on Lin Jianqiu.

Soon, someone came back from the Search Engine Encyclopedia: "Holy shit, it's so powerful?! I've never heard of it before!"

The entire comment section is sparse.

"I'm afraid I didn't look at a fake map. The next stop after Changshan is obviously the Big Apple City."

but!

However, no one paid attention to other things in the comment area at this time.

Who are these people?

The person who originally commented: “??????”

You can't find normal people at all.

"No, how long has it been since you went online? Didn't An Lan's "Perseverance" hit the top of the list before?"

Wang Chuyang switched software directly.

But another persona is more suitable for him, that is, "if you don't sing well, you will go back and inherit the family property" persona.

Han Zhou nodded and tapped his palm with the stick: "Let's do it again."

Zhang Die looked at the music score and lyrics and was completely in despair: "Brother Han, do we really want to sing this song?"

There is also a summary of news about "This Man is from Earth".

What? Do you want to provoke? Do you want to criticize Han Zhou for not being qualified to be on the top of the hot song charts? Do you want to scold Han Zhou for malicious hype?

I'm afraid you are overthinking.

The three of them looked at Han Zhou in confusion.

Lin Jianqiu is practicing how to do a handsome backflip.

At the age of sixteen, Wang Mo won the gold medal in the Chongzhou City Campus Singer Competition, and in the same year participated in the Tianle Guitarist Recruitment Plan.

From "Hello Mr. Tree" to "Trouble with the Moon".

Now, Han Zhou will try to cook the eagle.

However, her beauty is too suitable for Sanxionggui.

"This is a great job. I'll take a look first. I'll come back and comment after I've finished it."

Wang Chuyang's expression was even more painful than when Wang Xiya deducted his pocket money.

So now Lin Jianqiu is thinking about how to get on the big stage and become famous.

However, serious discussions can only last so long.

As for Wang Mo, the choreographer, he was out of breath a bit when he sang and danced.

Someone soon replied: "You don't even know Han Zhou. He was the king thirty years ago. You don't know who Han Zhou is? Then why are you listening to music? Quit the Internet cafe."

"Shenzhou is a computer. When did it become a ship? People call it an ark."

Don't be ridiculous.

Lin Jianqiu was born with a genius in this area and learned it quickly.

Han Zhouchaohua has now entered the top 30 on Weibo.

Then someone replied: "That's called Goldman Sachs."

Han Zhou led the stick into the practice room: "You must have practiced that song secretly in private."

Han Zhou never expected that Lin Jianqiu would grow up so fast and be able to dance.

"Wang Mo, you need to practice endurance in the gym every day."

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"It seems that "The First Experience of Love" is also a pop rock song, so it doesn't matter. No matter who comes first, "Kill That Changshan Man" or "The First Experience of Love", they are all rock. Is the rock era back?"

Wang Mo himself can choreograph.

Han Zhou specifically put down his work on the set and came to the practice room to teach the three HNT brothers Gui how to sing.

Wang Chuyang clamped Lin Jianqiu's little head between his armpits: "You bitch, I'll make you have a crow's mouth!"

Wang Mo: "Brother Chu Yang, didn't you just meet Brother Han a few years ago?"

One song was nailed to the number one spot on the hot song chart, and there was a huge gap between it and number two.

"Upstairs, wasn't the ship in the great flood called Shenzhou?"

People who commented before began to doubt life. Was there a king named Han Zhou thirty years ago?

Immediately, someone below replied: "Fart, wasn't the king of thirty years ago called Han Sheng?"

And Wang Chuyang was not satisfied either: "Brother, I traveled all over Yanjing and spent 600 in fares to buy winter clothes for less than 50 yuan. What do you think of my outfit? Are you going to say that I am a rich second generation?"

"One thing to say, this song "Kill That Changshan Man" is very exciting as a rap song."

There are so many trainees. After the first stage of practice, how many of them are qualified to sing?

"When are you going to kill that Yanjing man? I can't wait any longer."

I was sent to the Banana Country for gold plating and came back with "Nai Hao Beauty", which is absolutely explosive ( ̄︶ ̄)

Han Zhou really had the idea to send them out.

It’s another day when housing prices in Bengbu soar.

But the premise is that these three brothers can really stick to this path.

"You are such a filial son."

It's Ye Manyi's comeback!

Han Zhou looked at the three of them and couldn't help laughing.

The sci-fi love between the movie king Bai Xue and the popular little flower.

Passer-by fans: "Draft..."

#Hanzhou plays Zhou Guoqing’s father!#

"I watched the launch conference and knew it was a father-son game. I thought Zhou Guoqing played Han Zhou's father, but I never expected that it was Han Zhou playing Zhou Guoqing's father?"

Don’t all idol groups like to go abroad to seek gold?

Soon the three of them sang it again.

"Don't talk about such unknown things!!!"

Otherwise, if three people run away halfway through the implementation of the plan, then all the hard work will be in vain.

Horrible to see.

Han Zhou’s fans are still checking in honestly.

And when you walk in, everyone is a family.

As soon as Han Zhou left, Wang Chuyang hugged Wang Mo: "Good brother, from now on, your mobile phone will be my mobile phone, my socks will be your socks, and I will leave the job of washing the socks to you."

At this time, a hot search was soaring rapidly on the Weibo hot search list.

After singing and dancing, Wang Mo was the most tired.

Soon someone also went to search, but when they came back, they were confused: "???I read in the encyclopedia that Han Zhou is a famous psychiatric researcher among the four doctors in Shu."

Many fans who know the rules of the hot song chart are surprised:

"Han Zhou? Who is this person? Why is this song "Killing That Changshan Man" so much more popular than "The First Experience of Love"?"

"Starting from this year, whoever's character is found to be fake will be in trouble."

That is, the three Wang Chuyang brothers.

Wang Mo joined the city choir at the age of eleven. At the age of thirteen, his voice changed and he left the choir and began to practice dancing.

"Isn't Gao Changgong..."

Wang Chuyang directly pressed the shutdown button.

"So, after talking for a long time, it turns out that this person writes well about rock music, not that the rock era has returned."

"this……"

This force is a fan of Han Zhou's works.

This is the talent gap.

However, are there really sane fans?

This area is just a door for Han Zhou's fun-loving fans, leaving rational fans to become irrational.

"I think it's not that the rock era is back, but that rock music finally has its descendants. Wasn't An Lan's "Perseverance" written by Han Zhou? Now Han Zhou has sung "Kill That Changshan Man" by himself and finally made his debut.

.”

Because there needs to be a door so that rational fans know where to enter this group.

One practices backflips, and the other practices signatures.

The songs An Lan released before are no longer as popular as the number one song, but they still remain in the top ten.

So, from now on, Lin Jianqiu has to go all out to practice dancing.

Wang Chuyang whispered: "Based on what I have known about Brother Han for many years..."

"A Little Flower and Leaves" has been out of the spotlight for a long time. After returning to work, none of the works have been released on TV. The biggest trend for "This Man from Earth" is not the recommendation of Penguin Video.

Wang Chuyang is learning the advanced knowledge and methods of exerting force from the seniors of Sakura Country.

Wang Chuyang let go in confusion and sniffed: "No!"

No form of attack can defeat the unbridled spiritual will.

Wang Mo nodded: "I have lined up one."

Han Zhou: "I thought of something very funny..."

Can a human sing this song?

The three of them said together: "In the beginning..."

Wang Mo was practicing his signature at this time.

"Wait a minute, isn't Ark a bookstore??"

Logically speaking, after choosing a combination, you should start to create a character.

Lin Jianqiu's head was pressed against Wang Chuyang's chin.

Because when the heat is high, it's a good time to take advantage of it.

"Go to the queue behind Yanjing. According to the map, it is closer to Guangfu after killing the Changshan people. Yanjing is too far."

"Brother, do you have any misunderstandings about debut? Han Zhou has starred in movies, been in theaters, participated in two variety shows, and is now filming a TV series. Is this called his debut?"

The three of them looked at the practice room with envy on their faces.

Han Zhou looked at Wang Chuyang: "From today on, your mobile phone will be replaced by a senior phone."

"Let me tell you this, the three HNT brothers are determined to settle this banana country."

Han Zhou led the stick into the practice room.

"When was the last time a rock hit the top of the charts? Chen Tianwang's "Southern"?"

The three people hurriedly stood in a pair: "Practice!"

The topics they talked about were normal topics and they discussed works.

Wang Mo: "Wash socks? You can't wash socks! Don't you know how to wash socks yourself?"

Han Zhou: "Try."

Because under this topic, the next fan who bought the vinyl VIP but only listened to Han Zhou's songs responded: "Written by Han Zhou? Let me tell you, it was actually written by a doctor with 40,000 doctors, and Han Zhou sneaked out

When I released this song, now four tens of thousands of doctors are looking for Han Zhou all over the world."

Some people couldn't stand it anymore: "Brother, make good use of search engines."

Han Zhou: “The era of fake characters is gone forever.”

Soon, the three of them appeared in their practice room.

"Come on, sing this song "Dala Benba"."

Han Zhou was very satisfied: "Very good. Now you can practice this song."

Han Zhou sneered: "Stop blabbering, if you don't sing this song, I will send the three of you to the Banana Country to make your debut."

Moreover, Chaohua now has an additional force.

Wei Chengan: "..."

#Hanzhouchaohua#

#"This Man Came From Earth" is exclusively released on Penguin Video!#

Not only Han Zhou's Chaohua, Ye Manyi's Chaohua, Liu Xi's Chaohua are also updated in real time.

"Don't talent shows like to show misfortune? Otherwise, they would say that both of my parents died. It's so miserable. I live alone with my grandma. I became a star so that my grandma wouldn't suffer."

"Oh! Shet, oh! Oh! Magadh, oh!"

The timing is very good, Han Zhou's "Kill That Changshan Man" is currently on Weibo hot searches, and it is also dominating the new song list.

The mental hospital is engaged in team building. The address is this comment area?

The original version of "Cao Cuo Cuo" was covered by a group from Banana Country, and was later transliterated by domestic netizens Kong'er. It was exported and sold domestically as "Nai He Beauty".

"Seriously, let me ask you seriously, who is Han Zhou? I have never heard of this person's song before. Is it so popular? It has been played nine million times, and that's a single-day figure."

But Lin Jianqiu's current dance skills are still far behind the big devil.

At this time, Lin Jianqiu had already stayed.

"On-demand video for five yuan... Do you want to watch it?"

The second song is called "The First Experience of Love".

After listening to it once, Han Zhou nodded: "It's not bad, I feel like a teenager now."

Someone replied: "Did you read it wrong? It should be that the four medical doctors in Shu are studied by scholars."

Those who were deeply touched by "Killing That Changshan Man" were like a serious Yu, who were stunned as soon as they saw the comment section.

"You guys practice singing."

Then I was dumbfounded in the comment section.

"Kill That Changshan Man" is a hit.

But the company gave him an amateur performance contract.

But it is obvious that all three of them have a little bit of personal style in their dancing.

"With all due respect, isn't "Killing That Changshan Man" a high-pitched folk song?"



Hanzhou Super Talk is now updated.

But if Lin Jianqiu's dancing fails, then Wang Mo will have to take over the role of the Demon King. At that time, Lin Jianqiu's character will have to be changed to that of a young student, or a handsome person.

Han Zhou took out a piece of paper with "My Skateboard Shoes" written on it.

After reading it, Han Zhou became thoughtful.

Here, sensible fans finally found the organization and began to participate in the discussion.

And "This Man Is From Earth" was released at this time.

Wang Chuyang: "Oh, can't you wash your socks? Then it's settled that your phone is my phone."

There is no doubt that Wang Chuyang should set up the character of the Great Demon King.

Whether you tell the facts or ignore the facts, you cannot discuss the same topic as mental illness.

"The male protagonist of "Hello Mr. Tree", as well as many ghost works and happy videos that were popular in short videos were all shot by this person. He also wrote "The Moon Represents My Heart" and appeared in the Spring Festival Gala, although he was just a host.

Son."

In the comments section, there are also serious discussions.

"right."

Someone immediately replied: "Hansheng? Isn't that an American investment company?"

There's no way it won't be popular.

Until Tianle started the idol project under the leadership of Wang Xiya, Wang Mo got a new contract, the idol contract, for ten years.

"The bookstore is called..."

In the past two months, Lin Jianqiu has learned everything about being an idol.

Originally, the timbre and voice condition were good, and the body shape was also good.

Lin Jianqiu hesitated: "If they go to Banana Country, we won't be sent to Tyrande Buddha Country, right?"

"As for you."

Wang Chuyang’s mobile phone: ‘Please bean sacks, flax drops, flax drops~’

Han Zhou: "Hurry up and sing."

"Huh? Never heard of it..."

"Sing it as bad as you can, and let me hear how bad it is."

"You guys start making the song "Proud Boy" now."

"Can you change the song?"

Wang Mo, on the other hand, is suitable for the character design of a surly boy.

Because Han Zhou inside:

"I've heard the songs you sang when you were trainees. Now you three are pretending that you have singing skills, right?"

He just lacks dancing skills and vocal skills.

Wang Mo started learning violin at the age of six, piano at the age of eight, and passed the amateur level ten at the age of nine. Other children have to learn at least three to five years.

Who am I, where am I, am I in the Gods and Demons of Gan???!!!

And Han Zhou's fans are playing with things in the comment area that ordinary passers-by can't understand.

Now, Wang Mo feels that the only thing he is missing from becoming a star is his artistic calligraphy signature, so he practices it every day.

Han Zhou thought about it for a moment and revealed his arrangements for the three of them.

"Ye Manyi, Liu Xi, Han Zhou, hey, there's even teacher Zhou Guoqing? What a strong lineup!"

Fans of Han Zhou even changed the encyclopedia.

Wang Mo: "..."

Zhang Die gritted his teeth: "Okay!"

Among the trio, Wang Mo feels that he can get the character of the Big Devil. Once he gets this character, if he participates in the idol selection program that Wang Chuyang mentioned in the future, he will also be the Big Devil in the show.

"How can I be named Wang Mo? If I were called Wang Er, my signature would be much easier."

Of course, there are also various gimmicks.

There were also appearances from "The Best in the World", and someone even photographed Tang Zhou chasing Han Zhou on a bicycle.

Han Zhou tapped his knees with his fingers: Let alone a bad horse, I will train you into a military horse even if you are a stubborn donkey.

As soon as Liu Yanzhou couldn't sing this song, he had to go to Banana Country and hurriedly said: "Sing! I can sing! How can I be a star if I can't sing such a simple song, right?"

The three HNT brothers, Zhang Die, Liu Yanzhou, and Wei Chengan, were all stunned.

But now, his fate depends on Lin Jianqiu?

Many people are still hesitant to spend money to watch this movie.

The three brothers immediately stopped what they were doing.

Lin Jianqiu: "Wang Chuyang! Do you know you have body odor?!"

Compared to this song’s incomprehensible comments section, Han Zhou’s super chat section is much better.

"After you finish, Lin Jianqiu, you will practice dancing every day."

A large number of passerby fans came in from the hot song charts and wanted to see what was going on with this song that was ranked number one and extremely popular.

"Specially perform your best song to me?"

Only Wang Chuyang is a serious person.

"???Don't you recognize Han Zhou? It's the ship that carried all sentient beings in the Great Flood in Western mythology."

The moment Han Zhou turned his head, all the heads of the three sons of Xinyu disappeared from the crack of the door.

As he spoke, he bumped Wei Chengan with his elbow.

Han Zhou smiled: "I can accept this story, but I'm afraid that your father won't be able to take care of himself anymore because he is ill, so he will come over and beat you to death."

"My name is Gao Changgong."

"What? Sci-fi movies? Since when did people in our country make sci-fi movies?"

"Why don't you go back and inherit the family property if you don't sing well?"

It was obvious that Wang Mo was very unwilling.

Wang Mo felt bad: "Brother Chu Yang, why did they release the song first? Aren't we going to release "Proud Boy"? They deserve to release the song too???"

Wang Chuyang: "Anyway, the characters in the entertainment industry are all fake."

Then what's waiting for you is "Nai He Beauty".

The three of you were originally the last ones, but now that you still have the opportunity to sing, what kind of bike do you need?

But soon, the envy of the third son of Xinyu turned into shock.

Under the guidance of his granddaughter, Zhou Guoqing saw the hot search.

Silent half rate: "6."

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