Chapter 103 A script that can be worked out without any mental problems?
Chapter 103: A script that someone with no mental problems could come up with?
Zhang Shan is an ordinary office worker who returns home after a busy day.
The life of a single dog is just so interesting. You can lie down whenever you want, lie down whenever you want. Even if you want to spend the day standing on your head at home, no one will care.
Zhang Shan opened the game excitedly and found that the entire game was down for maintenance...
So Zhang Shan clicked on Penguin Video.
Click on Penguin Video and there will be a large movie poster recommendation on the screen.
There are Han Zhou, Ye Manyi, Liu Xi, Zhou Guoqing, and several veteran actors who are often seen on it.
Zhang Shan took a look and saw that the heroine was Ye Manyi, but he didn't really want to see her.
Zhang Shan didn't know who the male protagonist was at all.
However, the appearance of Zhou Guoqing aroused Zhang Shan's interest: "Science fiction film?"
The professors present, except for the old lady who was a Chinese scholar and religious studies scholar, the others were all professors of natural science subjects, and everyone started discussing.
[This is a Lao Modu brand car, estimated to be in the late 1980s. 】
As a Penguin member, he spent five yuan to buy the broadcasting right. This broadcasting right used to be able to be played repeatedly within three days, but now it has been changed to two days.
But the heroine said that she was willing to give everything.
"So...have you met Confucius?"
When a person admits that he is Laozi, Laodan, Taishang Laojun, or a moral deity, to the Chinese people, it is tantamount to showing his sage.
So everyone looked around.
Historian: "Lao Tzu?"
[Isn’t it? Doesn’t it look like a monkey? 】
Chen Rui: "Or if I give your arm a shot, we can see it recover?!"
Chen Rui touched his coat: "You know, the authorities are now promoting the collection of guns. I was originally going to hand in the guns."
[There is no difference in intelligence or brain capacity, but we eat better, so the average height is slightly higher.]
"Later, I once saw a patrolman named Ah San with a turban on his head in the Shanghai Concession, and I took a quick glance at him."
[Ye Manyi hasn’t been seen for a year. Did she secretly give birth to a child? 】
[The battle of Zhulu was mentioned in such a simple and superficial manner? Because of the war, so we avoided it? What a pity, this section can be expanded on in depth!]
Gu Lang smiled: "Sakyamuni was very young. Although he was immortal, he said at the time that he only lived to be 800 years old."
The sky has become dark.
"At that time, I just taught some people some knowledge, and after he acquired the knowledge, he accepted many, many disciples and passed on the knowledge."
"There have been many Taoists in history, and each of them is far away from the era when I was called Lao Dan."
"Judging from the materials, this is indeed the stone knife of the Shangshan site... There are actually stone knives from the Paleolithic age at the Shangshan site? In the past, we all thought that the Shangshan site was only a Neolithic relic. In other words, the Shangshan site is at least more than 10,000 years old.
"
Zhang Shan is not the kind of person who hates spoilers. On the contrary, Zhang Shan likes to ask others about the upcoming plot when watching TV movies.
Although Ye Manyi is a little flower, she is not a complete flow. This section was handled well.
Gu Lang's expression at this time is very exciting, much more exciting than the original version.
The old lady lost her composure for the first time and rolled her eyes: "I am a person who was born old, but you are a person who will always be young."
Hengdian is originally a small plain, but there are still some mountains nearby. Taking these aerial shots shows Chen Xiaoyong’s skills and the shots are very good.
As soon as the movie started playing, the screen was filled with barrage:
Many commentators who understand the comment feel that the screenwriter deliberately left loopholes.
[If there was an individual who was taller at that time, it would be normal for him to be taller now. 】
[Can you write this script without any mental problems? 】
Caveman is not a name for a certain race of people or a tribe, but a name for an era.
The psychologist couldn't expose Gu Lang's "lie", so he chose to change his perspective and fully admitted that Gu Lang said about his immortality. Instead, he asked Gu Lang whether he had any psychological burden.
"Could it be...you are me!"
"Well, when I saw the Nestorian teachings passed down during the Tang Dynasty, I remembered the young man I once taught."
"Perhaps you don't even know this mechanism?"
As several people kept asking, Gu Lang was not very willing to say why he left.
But after asking again and again, Gu Lang said: "What if there is a person who lives in the Shangshan ruins and survives to modern times and lives for eleven thousand years?"
Han Zhou did not arrange for psychologist and psychology professor Chen Rui to leave and return, but arranged for him to arrive here at this time.
Gu Lang didn't want to answer.
[Funny, modern science shows that there is almost no difference between people 10,000 years ago and people today.]
Indeed, it was only after the Shangshan site was named that Gu Lang determined that he lived in Zhejiang Province as a boy based on maps and the topography of each province, so he was a person from the early Shangshan site era.
Soon, the audience was not disappointed.
【Going to the sea? I won’t feel sleepy just talking about this!】
"He put these things together, and his preachers called him Buddha."
The historian asked Gu Lang if he had seen the people in the myth.
Especially a stroke of genius, the anthropologist asked Gu Lang with a stone knife from the Paleolithic Age: "Do you collect any souvenirs of your past life?"
So I chose the confiding version, because I am a wise man myself, so I have this kind of confiding.
"I told the young man something."
[Why not talk about the battle of Zhulu in detail, but instead talk about the protagonist going west to Sanxingdui, which is the ancient Shu Kingdom?]
People at that time did not keep track of years, but with the changes in the tools of life and production, and in response to archaeologists' research and excavation results, he compared and completed his own stories of thousands of years ago.
The female student asked: "Is it the Yellow Emperor?"
As the discussion progressed, the section on theology ended.
Unless you're watching a movie in a movie theater, you'll watch it with the barrage turned on.
In fact, from the early stage to the middle stage of this movie, the audience is convinced that the protagonist is immortal. The most important thing is this expression of love.
The historian was very sure and leaned forward: "Don't want to say?"
"Practice for another thousand years and come back to me."
Gu Lang: "It's not the Tao Te Ching, it's the Tao Te Ching. The Tao Te Ching was revised by people after the Han Dynasty, and it has been modified a lot."
In fact, when filming here, Han Zhou wrote three versions of his lines and shot them three times.
And Gu Lang said that he didn't like the sadness of saying goodbye, so he was going to leave alone.
Zhang Shan looked at the screen and saw that the number of barrages gradually increased, so he watched the barrage from time to time.
[Gulang's answer is impeccable. Indeed, even if he has experienced it personally, the weather is getting warmer and tribes are beginning to move north. This is all written in textbooks. After all, it was studied by so many scholars. Even in this era
, and it is impossible to tell a story contrary to the research.]
After seeing that it was a science fiction film, Zhang Shan clicked on the ad.
Unlike others who doubted Gu Lang, the heroine believed in Gu Lang and said that she liked him. She liked him on the first day he came to the Zhejiang University office.
From 30,000 years ago until humans began to live in houses, all humans were called cavemen.
The professor of the history department was very puzzled: "You are only in your thirties, but you are already very popular among students. In the history department office, everyone likes you. You are also one of the candidates for the department chair. Even you can afford it."
I have a car, even though it is a second-hand one... Why should I give up this job? Go into business?"
After filming, Han Zhou discovered that the pot-shattering version was not suitable for the Chinese context.
Anthropologists can tell at a glance that this thing belongs to the Shangshan site.
"And he was sitting under a tree."
"Now I'm thinking, if other people had taught extensively, maybe Confucianism throughout the history of China would have disappeared, and China would have been deeply affected."
"Maybe he also discovered me. When I went to the patrol room, he had already left China."
Psychologist Chen Rui, played by Zhou Guoqing, considered Gu Lang psychologically.
"Here, I met the man who claimed immortality just like me."
There was a bow and arrow from the Three Kingdoms era hanging on the wall. When I picked it up and looked at it, I didn't care. I saw that it was the real thing. Although the arrow shaft and bow were imitations and not real ones, the arrowheads were actually real.
【Ye Manyi is so beautiful!】
[It’s true. In ancient times, there was the Southern Silk Road, which started in the ancient Shu Kingdom. In the past few years, a few seashells from the Asan Ocean were unearthed in Sanxingdui. 】
Sensitive barrage has discovered the problem:
After the discussion started on the barrage, Zhang Shan habitually began to multitask and watched more of the barrage.
The biologist comforted: "At least there is still one E. orchid left."
They also wanted to see if there were any loopholes in what Gu Lang said next, and whether they could find any loopholes in Gu Lang's words.
Old lady: "Fortunately there is still a Christ."
But Han Zhou really didn't think about this plot well, because he didn't have the answer in his mind, so he wrote three versions.
[According to the old lady, is this portrait of Wu Daozi a real painting? Or at least it is made of paper from the Tang Dynasty and was imitated by others?]
But for scholars, that's another story.
[So, in the late 1980s, the location was in Zhejiang Province, and this group of people were all professors from Zhejiang University at that time. Teacher, what is this science fiction film about? 】
The screen switches. At the beginning of the story, Gu Lang, played by Han Zhou, is putting goods on an old magic city car.
Gu Lang said that he got this thing from a roadside stall for only a few cents.
"Have you ever met anyone like you?"
Guilt, memory, hesitation, contemplation, relief, another guilt.
[Yes, historically the people at the Shangshan site were not called Shangshan people, just like the Sanxingdui site was not called Sanxingdui people, but Shu people, not even ancient Shu people.]
The plot sequence of Han Zhou's version is different from that of the original version.
No matter who enters the movie, they may or may not watch the barrage, but at least they will be attracted by the same barrage, right?
"Later I heard that he told others that there was a being who was wiser and greater than him."
[This is a bit nonsense. He said that he walked south from Sanxingdui to the seaside. Doesn’t that mean he has arrived at Asan Kingdom? Is there a road to this? 】
Gu Lang picked up a ballpoint pen casually: "Will you collect a pen for decades? I don't have any souvenirs. I won't collect anything. The one you have is one I found at a street stall and was not handmade thousands of years ago.
I made it and gave it to you."
Gu Lang: "Stop discussing this issue."
A stone knife.
"I didn't expect to be called over by them."
Gu Lang asked back: "Which Taoism are you talking about?"
[Nonsense, Siddhartha Gautama, Gautama Buddha.]
"Is it Huang Lao Taoism? Or is it the Taoism of the Spring and Autumn Period?"
In the original plot, because there are too many religious people in the West, the dramatic conflict of breaking pots is very strong.
"So I passed on to him all my experience of more than nine thousand years, including the ideas that sprouted in the Spring and Autumn Period of the Central Plains."
Zhang Shan was amused when he saw the barrage: "Don't try to fool me."
The picture shows mountains in winter, and they are short mountains.
Gu Lang smiled: "He is the smartest person I have ever met."
The two of them returned indoors. The old man, the biologist, was so old that he made a sneak attack and was instantly knocked to the ground by Gu Lang.
But the anthropologist saw something wonderful.
[Two thousand six hundred years ago, Asan? Immortal?! What are you implying? 】
Gu Lang said that he knew it, but he couldn't accept it.
After laughing, Zhang Shan felt that he was completely unable to refute Gu Lang's words.
As the topic deepened, all the professors were confused.
The audience who didn't understand it was attracted by the rhythm of the story.
Here Gu Lang went out for a while, and the heroine played by Ye Manyi followed him.
When Han Zhou was filming, in order to make the plot reasonable, he set the movie in the late 1980s, which is equivalent to the early 1980s in the previous life.
Gu Lang himself didn't know if he would die like this.
Gu Lang fell into deep memories: "More than 2,600 years ago, I met a person. He told his story, and I also told my story."
Gu Lang asked back: "Ten years?"
"He learned from many people, and he also learned from me."
"Or the Five Pecks of Rice Cult? Or even the Yellow Turban Army Taiping Dao that existed at the same time and borrowed the word Tao?"
Although Gu Lang didn't want to talk about it, he didn't deny it after being seen through.
Historians remind: "In fact, Islam and Christ believe in the same god, and the Holy Land is the same city. The only difference is that the prophet of Islam is Muhammad, and Christianity is Christ."
[So, the protagonist is definitely not writing a novel or making up lies, because he likes the heroine, and it is impossible to reject her because of making up lies. ]
Gu Lang: "In fact, after communicating with Sakyamuni, I went all the way west and came to a land full of yellow sand."
"Chi You?"
At this time, the barrage is introducing:
Wen Yongsheng is one of the best Laojiao wines produced in Lu City, Sichuan Province. When several old professors looked at this wine, their eyes shone.
[Historians have a tricky question, but he can't help it. Indeed, the people at the Shangshan site don't know that they are from the Shangshan site. It wasn't until scientists named the site the Shangshan site that they could be sure that they were probably born at the Shangshan site.
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Finally, the historian said: "You said you were an early person at the Shangshan site. You said you were a caveman?"
Including Homo sapiens, Neanderthals, etc.
"But what I didn't expect was that I arrived at a place that I had visited thousands of years ago."
Indifferent, broad and transparent, the music with such characteristics is accompanied by the sound of the picture from the beginning.
[So, where are the laser cannons? Where are the flying saucers? Where are the aliens? Why don’t you start yet? I can’t wait! 】
[However, that was in a very backward era, and it was not the same thing as what Gulang was talking about.]
There was nothing to entertain, so I finally took out a bottle of Wen Yongsheng.
The three versions are the shock version, the ridicule version, and the confession version.
When Han Zhou revised the script, he never encountered any problems that could not be described or connected, because once he thought of a plot, he could search for related film and television scenes in his mind to complement each other.
"I said that at that time I was already living in Sanxingdui, the ancient Shu Kingdom, so I had not seen him."
Gu Lang has resigned from Zhejiang University and is leaving Zhejiang University.
The better this section is performed, the better the effect will be.
Chen Rui: "I believe you are a sane person, but have you ever thought about it, maybe through some kind of physiological or psychological mechanism, you can absorb the lives of others and let yourself live forever."
Gu Lang: "Chi You is not a name. His name is Yi Gu. He is a very smart man. I heard people say that he invented the sword, Mao, but he was not able to defeat Huangdi."
There is nothing to hide, and the plot quickly gives the answer.
It seems that several people have never been to Gu Lang's house.
This sentence dominates the bullet screen area.
[Perhaps Sanxingdui hasn’t excavated enough, so the screenwriter can check the information less rigorously, right?]
"Besides, there are many descriptions of Lao Tzu in the history of Taoism, but they are not described as a handsome guy who was over 1.8 meters tall."
"Is it Maoshan, the northern sect? Or is it Zhongnan Mountain? Or is it the later Wudang, or the Shenxiao Tao that was canonized four hundred years ago? Zhengyiyi? Or is it the Tianshi Tao that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Tianshi family?"
[I think Gu Lang’s statement is correct. How can a person remember where his home was when he was a child? The mountains and landscapes have not changed, but if a landmark tree falls down somewhere, it may make people take the wrong road.
.]
Gu Lang also answered one by one.
"After I left Hangu Pass, I walked to the west by another road."
Everyone entered the room and complained about why Gu Lang wanted to leave without saying goodbye and was so anxious to pack his things and prepare to leave.
So everyone knows that this is acquiescence, and you have really seen the people in the myth.
【Who would remember what street scenes there were in the southeast, northwest and northwest when they were children? They have long forgotten.】
The biologist was curious: "So, you were really stopped by Yin Xi when you were leaving Hangu Pass in the west and wrote the Tao Te Ching."
"So every ten years I move before others realize that I will not grow old." Gu Lang: "Or... you can also think that I am writing science fiction, and assume that there is such a person who will
How about it?"
Gu Lang described that he went to the seaside in prehistory and then returned to the Central Plains.
Chen Rui kept observing Gu Lang, but in the end he could not determine whether it was true or false.
When the Shangshan site was mentioned, the historian immediately became interested. He took the stone knife and looked at it, and found that it was actually the stone tool making method of the Paleolithic Age.
"We corroborated each other's stories about immortality, but we couldn't be sure whether the other was making up stories to lie to ourselves."
The barrage exploded at this time, densely packed:
[Please note that the most technologically advanced item in this science fiction film, the ballpoint pen, appears!]
The name of the movie was also printed on the screen.
"It's like absorbing Yang Qi and absorbing Yang longevity in ancient legends?"
In the end, Han Zhou chose to edit the confession version.
"This Man Is From Earth"
Zhang Shan saw the barrage here and was convinced. He clicked the play button and continued playing.
"Now I have a gun. If I give it to you, will you die?"
Because of too many times of love and separation, Gu Lang no longer wants to love.
[It’s a bit nonsense. Gu Lang actually said that there was a large amount of use of bronzes in Sanxingdui in prehistory. No bronzes have been excavated in Sanxingdui so far. Only pottery and jade have been excavated in Sanxingdui. 】
The old lady rolled her eyes again: "I have studied religious history all my life, and I am just studying you when I co-author it?"
"Or maybe you were not born as a human at all, but as some kind of humanoid creature?"
As for Han Zhou's acting skills, needless to say, Han Zhou didn't act at all. At that time, he directly played the role of Ye Manyi's unlucky lover.
At this time, Gu Lang was wearing a knitted sweater, and Ye Manyi and others came over.
[This old Chinese scholar lady looks very familiar]
"When someone you know and are close to dies, do you ever feel guilty?"
"Or is it the kind of person who survives a disaster and thinks about others that I should die and you should live?"
Gu Lang said that he also felt guilty and thought so, but it was useless to think so.
Chen Rui put his hand directly into his coat. This time, Chen Rui took out a real short musket: "Do you really think that's the case?"