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Chapter Eight Songs for Teacher Jin

At the end of the voting, the solo scores of the four people were announced together.

In the first round, 630 people voted for An Lan, and only 85 people voted for Zhao Qian.

The remaining people abstained from voting.

Although she knew she was miserable, Zhao Qian never thought she would be so miserable.

What I didn't even expect was Liu Yiling.

However, the binding relationship between the mentor and the contestants in this program is not that strong, so Liu Yiling did not lose her composure and instead applauded.

Instructor Kim Hyo Hee burst out laughing.

In the second round, Han Zhou got 600 votes.

Hu Xilin breathed a sigh of relief.

Anyway, Zhao Qian is even worse.

When his votes came out, Hu Xilin cried.

Hu Xilin received fifty-three votes!

Less than one-tenth of Han Zhou’s votes!

The remaining one hundred and fifty viewers abandoned their votes!

Some viewers really didn't think Han Zhou's song was good, but felt that Hu Xilin was not as good as Han Zhou, so they didn't vote directly.

The host was very excited: "In the first round of group duel, the score difference was actually so big!"

Chen Feng was also dumbfounded.

Chen Feng thought that Han Zhou's song was so joyful that it was impossible to win.

But Chen Feng also forgot one thing.

That is, as the King of Rock and Roll, he can be brainwashed, so it is very normal for ordinary audiences to be brainwashed.

Liu Yiling: "Zhao Qian, Hu Xilin, I know your strength, I hope you can work hard and show your strength!"

At this time, Liu Yiling remembered that two disciples had arrived and encouraged them.

Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin told them.

After several minutes, Jin Xiaoxi finally spoke: "Han Zhou, An Lan, I am very optimistic about you and I hope you can work hard."

A blast of drums.

While talking, I was thinking, if I beat the King of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven in a battle, wouldn't it mean that I am stronger than them?

This feeling is about to take off, so ecstatic!

An Lan picked up the microphone: "Thank you, Teacher Jin, for your help. Teacher Jin gave us a lot of help with this song."

Jin Xiaoxi was stunned.

Since the grouping, Kim Hyo Hee has indeed coached the players, but it was the other group with the strongest strength.

Han Zhou, An Lan, and Kim Hyo Hee don’t even want to see them.

Moreover, these two people did not stay at the training venue provided by the program team, and I did not even watch them rehearse songs.

Did I help?

The next moment, Jin Xiaoxi understood.

These two! They know how to do things! They know how to behave!

Jin Xiaoxi laughed: "Hahaha, a little help is not enough."

Chen Feng corrected: "It's not worth mentioning."

Kim Hyo Hee: "Oh, yes, yes, Teacher Chen is right, it is not worth mentioning. Teacher Chen is not worth mentioning."

Chen Feng's face darkened.

An Lan smiled: "This song took Han Zhou a long time to make. During this period, Han Zhou also made the first two solo songs, and even had a DJ in the "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" part.

As for the content, Han Zhou didn’t have the equipment, so he could only do it using an emulator on his laptop, which took a lot of time.”

"The song we sang together is the most time-consuming and labor-intensive of the three songs. It is also the most difficult to sing and the most fun."

"This song is dedicated to Teacher Jin."

The host was already embarrassed at this time, because he knew the song list in advance, but when he thought about it, the effect of the show was already there!

Anyway, the director team wants the program to be effective. The effect of this program must be the best and the most controversial. It must be effective!

Host: "I didn't expect Teacher Jin to be so helpful to the two contestants. So what is the name of the song that the two contestants are going to give to Teacher Jin?"

An Lan: ""The Song of Psychosis"."

Jin Xiaoxi was still laughing. She laughed several times before she realized what she was doing, and then her smile stiffened.

The smile never disappears, it is transferred to the faces of the audience.

"Hahahahahaha!"

If you don't understand such an obvious sarcasm, you'll be a fool!

The host's smile also became "stiff" on his face.

He knew it in advance, but he acted it perfectly.

But Han Zhou still saw the flaws in his acting skills and patted him on the shoulder.

This scene is even more mocking in the eyes of the audience.

This scene is like the host was stunned when he heard "Song of Psycho" and gave it to Teacher Jin, and then Han Zhou comforted him: You heard it right, that's the song.

The host came back to his senses and said, "Then please take a short break for the two contestants Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin, and invite the two contestants Han Zhou and An Lan to prepare for the performance."

Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin walked to the side stage and had a conversation.

"They are causing trouble."

"If they want to cause trouble, just make trouble. This kind of song won't get votes from the audience. They are giving us a chance to make a comeback!"

"Yes! We must score points!"

Then the two heard Han Zhou and An Lan saying together on the stage: "We are a combination of mutes and idiots."

If the director was smart enough, he would not have edited out this scene, and would also have put the name of the group in the singer column when the song was performed.

Then this combination name will also be used in the version for music software.

The two stood in front of the stage.

Electronic music with a strong sense of rhythm has begun.

An Lan took the microphone and tapped the time, found the location and entered immediately:

"One day when I had nothing to do, I asked Han Zhou to tell a joke.

That guy started laughing before he even opened his mouth to speak!"

The audience was stunned when they heard An Lan's singing.

Because the song An Lan sang before in "Inflammable and Explosive" was very powerful, with a tearing sound and a metallic feel.

And now, An Lan's voice is as crisp as ever!

Before anyone could react, Han Zhou had already started:

"Hey! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Eeeah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Han Zhou has studied this song, and if he wanted to make a ghost video, then of course the more nonsense the song would be, the better.

The songwriter of this song has also written songs such as "Dalabang Bar" and "Ordinary Disco". His songs have a characteristic, that is, they are too difficult for real people to sing, so they have to train virtual idols to sing.

And if a real person wants to sing, first of all, the song must be long and thick enough, and then it must have its own characteristics.

Because electronic sounds can be very flat, but real people cannot.

Therefore, Han Zhou chose the Peking Opera Cao Cao’s Smile for himself!

The timbre of this laughter, with its singing voice similar to that of bel canto, made the audience dumbfounded.

Can songs be written and sung like this? This is too... nonsense?!

"It's not that my laugh point is too low, my jokes are too awesome.

After finishing it, take a deep breath and look back at An Lan with a smile!"

An Lan: "Hey! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hey! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Han Zhou chose a serious bel canto soprano for An Lan, with a little coloratura.

If you exclude the lyrics "Hahaha", An Lan's treble is absolutely astounding, and is on par with the national team's treble.

The foundation of bel canto is so strong that it's scary.

Such original bel canto and such nonsense lyrics destroy every audience's understanding of the world.

Damn it! My mentality is broken!

Then Han Zhou and An Lan held hands and looked at each other, saying together: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

At this point, the key comes!

An Lan pointed to Kim Hyo Hee at the judges’ table:

“Then we translated it and it turned into a stick joke!

Tell it to my mentor Jin, and then listen to them laugh!"

The most magical person in the whole room is here.

The song comes with Kim Hyo Hee’s laughter.

That was Kim Hyo Hee’s wild and hearty laughter after she scolded Han Zhou’s idiot An Lan for being dumb and won a group of high-scoring players.

He was trained by Han Zhou to laugh like a ghost.

It was so jarring at this time.

"Hey~ Yeah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

(Hey) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

In the song, Kim Hyo Hee is smiling.

Outside the song, Kim Hyo Hee was wondering in which country it is not illegal to kill someone, so she must tie Han Zhou up and give him two blows and an American style Iai!

"After everyone heard this joke, they decided to tell it to their friends!

And then tell it to friends of friends and friends of friends of friends, tell friends of friends and friends of friends of friends, tell friends of friends and friends of friends of friends, tell friends of friends and friends of friends of friends, tell friends of friends.

Friends and friends of friends tell friends of friends and friends of friends of friends!”

In this section, An Lan's singing skills are undoubtedly displayed.

A normal singer should be out of breath after singing a third of the song.

A strong singer can finish singing in one breath.

An Lan, I changed my breath three times inside, but no one could hear it!

Audiences who don't know how to do this are hearing "hahaha" in their ears and "hahaha" in their minds.

The knowledgeable audience hears ‘hahaha’ in their ears and thinks in their minds ‘this female singer is crazy! The queen is scheduled!’

'As for Han Zhou, the bed in the mental hospital is reserved!'

Han Zhou and An Lan sang "Hahaha" expressionlessly.

Although the lyrics are brainless, the various techniques are flashy and the various singing skills are clearly demonstrated.

The audience's initial response of 'What the hell is this?' later turned into 'How the hell can this person sing?' and finally turned into 'Eee~ah! Hahahahahaha!'

After singing the whole song, Chen Feng burst out laughing.

He didn't care about Jin Xiaoxi's expression, and applauded at the same time: "You are very courageous, let alone the new talent show singers, even the older generation singers who have been famous for a long time, I have never seen anyone so brave!"

"For this song, I give zero points for the artistry of the lyrics and 100 points for the irony. I give zero points for the artistry of the song and 100 points for the fun."

"When you sing, I give zero points for emotion and 100 points for technique."

Liu Yiling: "So the total is fifty points?"

Chen Feng asked back: "What do you think?"

Liu Yiling looked at the two pitiful people in her group. Who told you that you have encountered a lunatic? Even if this person is just lunatic, he is still a genius. Then you will be in trouble.

And it's much more downright cool than when you meet an ordinary genius.

"I'll give it ninety-five points. If I sing mine, I'll have to practice for at least a week before I can sing it. If I go on stage... I'll prepare for at least a month."

An Lan smiled: "I just took a gamble, and I haven't fully grasped it yet."

Next to him, Kim Hyo Hee stood up angrily and left the recording.

The manager hurriedly chased after him. As soon as he caught up with the manager, he received a call from the director. Then he went back with Kim Hyo Hee in his arms: "Thirty million liquidated damages, thirty million, soft girl coins! Not stick coins!"

Kim Hyo Hee's face turned ugly: "I came to China to be an idol, how can I still be an idol after being treated like this?!"

The manager hurriedly tried to persuade them: "If they do this, your fans will scold them even crazier and spend more money on you. If the dispute spreads, you will also make more money!"

At this time, a small number of the audience had watched the previous recording.

On-site program team members.

Chen Feng and Liu Yiling both understood the truth.

Don't mess with Han Zhou.

He will drag your sanity to the level of psychosis, and then use his rich experience to ravage you wantonly!

At this time, Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin came on stage.

Kim Hyo Hee left and came back.

The program starts recording again.

But when Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin sang, what the audience heard in their ears was: "Hey! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Some viewers covered their ears, but the sound was still raging in their heads.

He cried.

"If anyone can give me a pair of ears that haven't heard this song before, I'll give you five million!"


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