Han Sixheng lent his secretary to Han Zhou for three days.
In fact, Han Zhou completely figured out how to use the shorthand typewriter in ten minutes.
I memorized all the codes in half an hour.
Han Sixheng’s little secretary doubts life!
It took her a month to memorize all the codes, and a year to pass the intermediate stenographer exam, which meant she could count more than 180 words per minute.
It took him two and a half years to pass the exam as a senior stenographer, which meant he could count more than 260 words per minute.
Han Zhou thought about it carefully. He had seen some news in his past life, and the stenography of a senior stenographer seemed to be 220 words per minute.
This shows that the shorthand machines in this world seem to be much easier to use than those in the previous world, and their efficiency has increased by almost ten percent.
Han Zhou, on the other hand, increased his shorthand typing speed to 370 words per minute in three days.
And this speed can be maintained for ten minutes.
If it is only 320 words per minute, it can last for two hours.
In other words, Han Zhou can now type 40,000 words in two hours.
If you type for two hours and then rest for a few hours, if you type for six hours in three periods a day, you can write 120,000.
This is awesome.
Even if your house collapses and you can no longer be a star, you can still earn a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan by working as a stenographer and typist.
And Han Sixheng's secretary was already stupid.
Because Han Zhou is not typing at more than 300 words per minute! He is prepared!
Han Zhou is actually writing a novel with a plot, more than 300 words per minute!
This damn thing is written faster than others can read.
Really, this author updates too much, and readers can’t read it!
After acquiring this ability, Han Zhou quickly began to accumulate manuscripts.
The reason is simple, because Han Zhou is afraid that one day, after he adapts to this world, his original memory will slowly fade.
By then, I'm afraid Bug's super-amnesia-like abilities will be lost.
So until then, accumulate as many works as you can.
At first, Han Zhou expected that after he learned to use shorthand typing, he would be able to have some rest time.
Now it seems that it is nothing more than putting pressure on the tendon sheath, and there is no such thing as rest.
It has become a ruthless coding machine.
While Han Zhou was coding day and night, the action of New World did not stop.
Recently, New World sent Yang Chuan to participate in various variety shows.
You want ACE9 to be on a variety show, right? In addition to giving you money, you also have to give Yang Chuan a chance in your other shows and a lot of scenes, otherwise there is no need to discuss it.
Many TV stations are confused. Yang Chuan is neither handsome nor talented. Why does New World praise him so hard? What does it mean?
After Yang Chuan participated in several awesome variety shows, he was repeatedly asked by his friends who used to run the show together, why he suddenly got on the express train of the new world. Is it a PY transaction?
Yang Chuan thought of his role as a barber who was so hot and sexy, and the scene where he half pulled his buttocks.
If it’s not a PY transaction, it doesn’t seem to be the case.
If it is a PY transaction, something seems not quite right.
"I met Brother Han, and Brother Han said he wanted me to debut."
Someone immediately said: "So, how do you meet Han Shuai?!"
"How can I let Han Shuai see me?"
"What did you do? Why did a big guy like Brother Han help you?"
Yang Chuan was very thoughtful: "I don't know, maybe I was spotted by Brother Han when I was sick."
Yang Chuan also felt magical.
I just saw Han Zhou looking at the ants, went up to chat with him, and then blocked the sun for a while.
As a result, he became a member of the new world in a daze?
Many years later, Yang Chuan recalled this past event and said, "Brother Han is the well-deserved godfather of world entertainment. Just like me, no one would think that an ugly person like me could win the Best Actor Award. But back then, Brother Han
He just noticed my characteristics and potential at a glance, and I didn't even know I had this energy.'
Yang Chuan is different from others.
Other actors cannot participate in too many variety shows. The more profound their personal impression they leave on the audience, the less conducive it is for their characters to leave an impression on the audience.
When the time comes, whatever you perform will be your own performance.
As for Yang Chuan, he is going to act as a clown.
The more familiar the audience is with the usual Yang Chuan, the more they will feel that this clown role is too awesome.
Therefore, Han Zhou asked Sister Hong to find Yang Chuan on variety shows so that the audience would be familiar with this face.
In addition to Yang Chuan's movements, New World's biggest move right now is that "Diaosi Men" and "Wan Wan Wan Wan Fang" were launched almost at the same time.
And they all ushered in the outbreak period at the end of November.
Now, in every corner of the Internet, many memes about "Diaosi Men" and "Unexpectedly" are circulating.
Many netizens regard these hot memes as mantras and say them every day.
"98 is like this, 298 is not allowed to take off?!"
"Clap, clap, clap your hands if you feel happy."
"Uncle Te will serve you, it's great!"
"Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!"
"I think of running under the sunset that day. It was my lost youth."
"Your sister! You clearly forgot your words!"
"I never expected that I would defeat the devil in the end."
Liu Yanzhou, as an idol, cooking seems superfluous.
But playing the role of Wang Dachui is simply a killer!
He has a pale face and a serious Mandarin accent.
Every time he speaks seriously, the message "Hahahahaha!" floods the screen.
As for Zhang Jiuquan, he is not very famous as a director. Although he is famous in the industry due to the title of "The Best in the World", how do ordinary viewers know him?
But now, the audience all knows Zhang Jiuquan.
Every time I see Zhang Jiuquan’s pictures or videos, some netizens will leave a comment: “Brother Jiu’s other leg is left in the foot washing city, right?”
"Brother Jiu, wash your feet every day. Are you going to wash your bald skin soon?"
"Dedicate yourself to art! dog/jpg"
At present, online short dramas are a kind of existence between short videos and film and television dramas.
Its popularity is as high as that of movies and TV series, but its profit can only be compared with short videos.
However, his production is sophisticated and on the same level as film and television dramas, much higher than short video production.
If we regard them as UP hosts, there is no doubt that the most powerful UP host in the entire network currently has six million fans, but their strength is less than one-tenth of that of "Wan Wan Wan Fang" and "Diaosi Men"
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If you watch them as film and television dramas, they are not as profitable as film and television drama actors.
Liu Yanzhou is now one of the most famous Internet celebrities on the Internet.
Zhang Jiuquan is the director who has devoted the most to art in the entire Internet.
As a result, Zhang Jiuquan recently recruited actors for "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" on behalf of New World. Many actors really thought that Zhang Jiuquan liked health care, so they kept inviting him to the Foot Washing City.
And Zhang Jiuquan... really likes to wash feet!
When Chen Xiaoyong saw so many people asking Zhang Jiuquan to wash their feet, he became jealous and resentful. He reported Zhang Jiuquan to Han Zhou several times.
Zhang Jiuquan gritted his teeth and decided to take Chen Xiaoyong with him when he was invited to wash his feet.
The golden left foot and golden right foot of Hengdian Foot Washing City are back in action!
Time has quickly entered December and the end of the year.
The awards season in China comes two months earlier than the awards season in the United States.
The music awards ceremony has begun on a large scale.
Every day, apart from crazily coding, Han Zhou accompanied An Lan to receive the award.
Han Zhou had a feeling that An Lan and Wang Xiya had reached some kind of agreement.
For the music awards, An Lan accompanied Han Zhou.
Wang Xiya accompanied Han Zhou to the film and television awards.
But... the clothes and trousers that should be red and green are still red and green. When the two women buy clothes for Han Zhou, they still choose one set each without any discussion. Even though the clothes they buy are very good every time.
But just taking out one piece of clothing and putting it together with another set of pants is magical.
Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Han Zhou likes to dress in flashy clothes.
The key is that the clothes and pants are very formal, but when put together, they look very flashy.
This kind of matching ability is quite explosive in the global fashion circle.
At the beginning of December, at the Golden Butterfly Awards, An Lan won all the awards that female singers can win, including Best New Female Singer, Best Female Singer, Album of the Year, Golden Song of the Year, and Most Popular Album of the Year.
Han Zhou won four awards for Best Lyrics for "Farewell", Best Composition for "The Moon Represents My Heart", Best Album Production for "Love at First Sight" and Best New Male Singer.
But for Best Male Singer, Han Zhou is out of the question.
Because Han Zhou has not released an album all year round, all are singles.
Even if he has been on the top of the charts many times, he still cannot win this award.
The recipient of this award is an old acquaintance.
Zhang Huaye.
Zhang Huaye first released the single "I Remember", which was not particularly popular at first, but was liked by many old fans.
Zhang Huaye has never collaborated with top songwriters, relying solely on his singing skills to maintain his status as a first-line singer.
After "I Remember" came out, all his old fans cried.
Finally, our brother Ye finally caught up with an expert!
Zhang Huaye initially thought that the market response to "I Remember" was not good, but he didn't think much about it.
Because this song was originally intended for his deceased mother, it doesn't matter whether the song sells well or not.
Later, Zhang Huaye released a solo album and included "I Remember" in it.
And it just so happened that "I Remember" became popular at this time!
On short video websites, it’s overwhelming!
There are more than 30 videos with over 10,000 comments!
Many of them are animations based on lyrics.
After the animation interpretation, passers-by and fans understood the meaning of "I Remember".
"I carry luggage that is heavier than my body
Swim into the bottom of the Nile
After several flashes of lightning, I saw a bunch of circles of light
Not sure if it's here
I saw a few people standing together
They took away my luggage with scissors
Wipe my head without a chance to go back
Until I heard a voice I was sure it was you..."
After watching the animation, fans realized that the luggage that was heavier than the body was actually the placenta.
The bottom of the Nile refers to the amniotic fluid.
A few flashes of lightning and a bunch of apertures refer to the shadowless lamp on the operating table.
I saw several people standing together and taking away the luggage with scissors, referring to the removal of the placenta after a caesarean section.
Finally, I was sure it was you, my mother's voice.
This is what the lyrics actually mean.
Fans understood! It turns out... Zhang Huaye was born by caesarean section!
However, the lyrics still moved a lot of netizens, especially folk and light rock cover singers, who particularly liked to cover this song.
All kinds of covers are popping up like mushrooms after a rain.
"I Remember" is also becoming more and more popular.
The explosive popularity of "I Remember" also made Zhang Huaye's new album popular.
Many people don't know that "I Remember" was released as a separate single, and they think it is a new song for the new album.
And this album has sold a total of 1.7 million copies!
This data is already a platinum album.
If it were placed more than ten years ago, it would have been quite explosive, and you could directly be crowned the king of singers.
Now, due to the crackdown on piracy, this data is not so good, but it also helped Zhang Huaye win the first Best Male Singer Award in his life.
If you calculate it this way, Han Zhou’s works won the Golden Butterfly Award!
Then came the Golden Wheat Awards.
An Lan is still a Grand Slam.
Han Zhou is also the best new male singer. In addition, he has been certified as a gold medal songwriter, which is equivalent to receiving the official certification as a first-class songwriter and songwriter.
The Golden Wheat Award for Best Male Singer was awarded to Lin Xiaoxing.
At the end of December, the most powerful Golden Melody Award arrives.
An Lan, failed to win the Grand Slam this time.
Because the Golden Melody Award itself has one more award than other awards, which is called the Best Golden Melody of the Year.
The Golden Melody Award this time was awarded to "Farewell".
Han Zhou never expected at the scene that the award winner would be Huang Yi.
An Lan's grandmother Huang Yi arrived at the scene and personally presented the award to Han Zhou.
And An Lan also lost the single-year Grand Slam honor.
Of course, the Grand Slam itself should also include the Lifetime Achievement Award. An Lan's age and no matter how outstanding her performance is, it is impossible to win this award. Therefore, it is impossible to be a Grand Slam in a single year.
The whole month of December was spent in coding and awards season.
Han Zhou has accumulated a large number of works, including a new novel, as well as the lyrics of 1,200 songs, 300 articles, and the scripts of 35 movies.
Finally, 2024 has arrived.
On New Year's Eve, as usual, Han Zhou worked at the company and then returned to the rental house.
I sent some text messages to say hello to Wang Xiya and An Lan for the New Year.
Say hello to Chen Feng, Liu Yiling, Lin Xiaoxing, Rang Bing, Luo Daming, and Wang Mingyuan.
Then came Han Sixheng and Xie Fu.
Then I received a bunch of greeting messages and replied to them one by one.
Finally, Han Zhou posted a picture in WeChat Moments.
[Get rich in 2019! Cross it off! 2020! Cross it off! 2021! Cross it off! 2022! Cross it off! 2023! Get rich in 2024!!!]
It was already late at night when we finished, so I drank some wine and got ready to go to bed.
At this time, Han Zhou's phone rang.
Han Zhou took a look and saw Timo Pushkin.
"Hey, Teemo, happy new year!"
Teemo: "Is it New Year over there? It's still 23rd year over here."
Han Zhou smiled: "Little Teemo who stayed in the old era, you will be one year older tomorrow. Is your kidney still easy to use? Has your consumption exceeded the limit recently?"
Timo sighed on the other end of the phone: "Han Zhou, I'm in a big trouble, and I'm still joking!"
Han Zhou was confused: "What big thing can you cause... You won't ruin "Twilight", right?!!!"
Han Zhou's voice increased by three orders of magnitude: "I'll fly over right now! Just wait!!"
Teemo: "The filming of "The Twilight Saga" is going well. We've finished filming and started working on the special effects. It's expected to be released in the summer."
Finished filming? That’s a good thing! Waiting for the screenwriter’s box office split and making a lot of money from filming “Twilight Saga 2”!
What other big trouble can Teemo cause?
Did he accidentally pick up the daughter of an Angel City congressman?
Han Zhou: "So, what exactly is going on?"
Teemo: "When we were filming "The Twilight Saga," didn't we have to use a mountain villa?"
"I looked around and found a suitable villa, so I went to borrow it."
"I didn't expect that the other party was an idiot."
Han Zhou was puzzled: "Er-haired people? That's a good thing. You two-haired people are very familiar!"
Timo: "The other party hated Lao Mao so much that his family moved to the United States when he was a child."
Han Zhou: "When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, tears well up in his eyes. Is there any harm?"
Teemo: "Then he started making arms."
Han Zhou: "???"
Timo: "I went to rent a villa at that time. This person was very interested in the film and television industry. He said he wanted to invest in a movie and film their story."
"I wanted to quickly secure a villa for filming, and I was so excited that I agreed."
"I thought that a person like this would forget such trivial matters after a while."
"Unexpectedly, he came to see me again today!!!"
"I fucking forgot about this!!!!"
This... is indeed a big deal.
No wonder Teemo, who is a big-haired man and has no fear of anything, can still say that he is in trouble.
After all, the other party is a businessman, and every product he sells can kill Teemo.
Timo was on the other end of the phone: "He came to my door today and asked me how the script was written. He also said that the investment was in place. He said that there were a lot of equipment in the first half of the year. They were all parked in Europe and could be used to make movies at any time.
, but in the second half of next year, it will have to be sent to the battlefield, so I was told to hurry up and start the project."
"I didn't write a word, what should I do?"
Han Zhou: "What did you tell him?"
Timo laughed awkwardly: "The script I told him has been written. It is very good. It needs to be revised."
Han Zhou: "Then you wait to die."
Timo: "Han Zhou, I know you write scripts very quickly. Can you come up with a script to deal with it?"
"I'll hold him off for three days!"
Han Zhou sighed: "You unlucky guy, I will come to Archangel City tomorrow, so be prepared to meet him."
Teemo must be saved.
Teemo is the most important part of Han Zhou's deployment in Hollywood.
It is also the bridgehead for the new world to enter Hollywood.
If Teemo is sacrificed, all the previous preparations will be in vain, including the "Twilight" series.
Arms dealer?
Soon, Yang Hong helped Han Zhou book a ticket to Archangel City and apply for a visa on the grounds of a working visit to Sutong Group.
As the screenwriter of "The Twilight Saga", it is completely normal for Han Zhou to go to Speed Pass (it was a typo before he wrote "Universal", and "Twilight Zone" was co-produced with Speed Pass).
The visa was quickly obtained, Han Zhou got on the plane, took out his notebook, and slowly wrote the script.
What Han Zhou didn't expect was when the plane landed in Archangel City.
A pair of police officers swarmed in and directly surrounded the first class cabin!
Everyone in Hanzhou was dumbfounded.
These people asked to inspect Han Zhou's notebook.
Because every time the stewardess went over, she saw Han Zhou writing about missiles, firearms, tanks, fighter jets, and other deals. At first glance, he seemed to be an extremely dangerous person.
When the police came and saw Han Zhou, he was stunned.
Isn’t this Han Zhou? An independent musician, the god of independent music.
"Castro Bazaar", "The Last of the Mohicans" and "Fade" have become popular on the English-language Internet.
Could this person be a dangerous person?
Han Zhou could only tell the truth: "This is a script, a new movie script."
"I'm going to work in Speed Pass now. I'm the screenwriter of the movie "Twilight". You can check the registration at the Film Guild."
The police quickly confirmed this.
Misunderstanding resolved.
Han Zhou wiped his sweat.
Is it really just a matter of making a movie and getting into trouble? This old tradition has been extended to the United States.
But why didn't you get into the filming of "Kung Fu"? Is it because the time has not come yet?
Coming out of the small dark room at the airport, Han Zhou saw Chen Dayong and Teemo.
At this time, Chen Dayong imitated Teemo and dressed in fancy clothes.
After getting in the car, Chen Dayong drove, and Teemo grabbed the notebook and started reading.
While watching, he raised his head and looked at Han Zhou in astonishment.
After reading the script slowly and leisurely, Teemo was stunned!
I asked you to spend some time writing a script to deal with the problem, but I didn’t ask you to write such a shocking thing!
Can this thing really be filmed? Can it be broadcast after being filmed?
Teemo: "Is this serious? Shoot like this?"
Han Zhou: "I know there is a gangster who has assets ten times more than the arms dealer you know. It's more than that."
"When he was exposed on the Internet as a gray force and a black force, what do you think he said?"
Teemo: "You want to kill the whistleblower?"
Han Zhou shook his head: "He said, 'This is better, others will be more afraid of me, and business will be better.'"
Teemo: "???"
Han Zhou: "Don't worry. Once this movie is made, it will not be low on film schedules in various countries, nor will it be banned. The only problem is that we need an actor to be able to support this kind of role."
They were eager to be able to promote their business. Although they scolded them, this was not the reason for them to ban it.
It's just like the black conglomerate that pays people to make movies every day.
If you can make money, what does it matter if you get scolded? Being scolded doesn't mean you lose your weight, making money is the real thing.
You’ve already done this stuff, and you’re still afraid of being scolded???
Timo thought for a moment: "How about you come?"
Han Zhou: "I don't play bad guys in Hollywood."
Teemo thought for a moment: "Let the arms dealer hire it himself?"
Han Zhou smiled: "This is reliable!"
Teemo: "By the way, why are all the place names in the script empty, as well as the names of forces and so on?"
Han Zhou: "Wouldn't it be better if you let him fill it in when you negotiate with him?"
Originally, the movie in the previous life was adapted from various real events.
In this life, if arms dealers fill in the blanks themselves, wouldn’t it become an adaptation of real events?
Han Zhou: "By the way, what's that person's name?"
Teemo: "emmm..."
Han Zhou: "???"
Teemo: "I'll call you the protagonist."
Han Zhou: “Yuri Orlov?”
Teemo: "My name is Yuri, and my last name is Turgenev."
The question mark on Han Zhou's forehead turned into an exclamation mark. This arms dealer's surname is quite literary! Han Zhou looked at Teemo again. Teemo's surname is also quite literary.
Han Zhou was thinking about whether he should give himself an English name, and call him Tagore Shakespeare Wilde Hemingway.
Or should I just say that my surname is Lu? By the way, Mr. Lu himself is not surnamed Lu, so forget it.
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Asking for a monthly ticket!
During the transition period, I originally wanted to write about daily life, but I was always scolded in the past. Recently, I tried not to write about daily life and see the effect. I will start writing about daily life after a while.