typeface
large
in
Small
Turn off the lights
Previous bookshelf directory Bookmark Next

Chapter 186 'Kung Fu' hits the show, double monsters!

Chapter 186 "Kung Fu" hits theaters, double mountain monsters!

Author: The falling knife on a rainy night

Chapter 186 "Kung Fu" hits theaters, double mountain monsters!

Luo Wangfu, cinema.

The premiere of "Ex Loop 2" was full of tricks.

A lot of programs have been prepared.

Starring Chen Minshi sang the theme song, and Wei Tan prepared a wonderful magic trick.

However, the number and quality of the reporters in their hall are far inferior to those in Hall 1 of "Kung Fu".

The reason is very simple. Han Sixheng went to watch the movie in person.

On New Year's Day, almost all the first-line actors who settled in Yanjing had little work. Except for those who had movies being released, everyone else came to the premiere of "Kung Fu".

Are you kidding, Han Sisheng!

The cards!

Not to mention, Xie Fu's arrival resulted in two fourth-generation great directors coming, three from the fifth-generation, and the sixth-generation wanted to come, but only one came, and the others, Han Sixheng, did not allow them to come.

The premiere of "Kung Fu" can be said to be very insincere.

There is only one program.

That is when Zheng Xiaolong came on stage and performed a set of martial arts routines.

However, the whole house was filled with excitement.

"Xiao Zhanzhao!!!"

"Zhan Zhao is so cute!"

"So handsome Zhan Zhao!!"

The third round of "Shaobao" has just ended. Zheng Xiaolong's national popularity is catching up with the top stars.

Originally, what Yang Hong meant was that the road show was too simple and was it insincere? Otherwise, Wei Yuan's brother-in-law, an actor from Sixteen Road Tigers and Cranes, should also appear on stage to perform a set.

But Han Zhou refused.

The main creator is on stage.

Han Zhou took the microphone and introduced each of them one by one.

"The female lead, An Lan."

"The second male lead, Fatty Cong."

"Yang Chuan, played by Jiang Bao."

"Fire Cloud Evil God, Liangqiao."

"Charterer, Lou Hua, charterer Mao Qi."

"There are also guest appearances by our Brother Feng, Sister Yi Ling, the Prince of Eternal Love Songs Lin Xiaoxing, and as you know, Mr. Kim Hyo Hee, the future star, also appeared, but today he went back to Bangkok, so he couldn't

turn up."

"Our assistant director, Zhang Jiuquan, and our photographer Chen Xiaoyong."

"Assistant director, director Xie Fu, producer teacher Han Sixheng."

"I see many media friends raising their hands to ask questions, but let's watch the movie first and then ask slowly."

Some media shouted: "Why?"

Han Zhou smiled: "Because the movie is very good, after watching the movie, you probably won't ask any questions."

Faced with this joke, the media and audience at the scene, as well as the celebrities who came to support it, burst into laughter.

"Then, everyone gets in position and the movie starts."

When we got to the stage and took our seats, someone noticed something strange.

Many celebrities also sit in the second row or even the third row.

But there seemed to be three amateurs in the first row.

They did not appear on stage, they were not the main creators, but they were obviously not actors either.

A little girl and an uncle.

There is another person whom many people know, a colleague, and a journalist.

But why is he sitting in the first row, and why is my seat in the third row?

Aren’t the first row besides the main creators also the film critics?

However, everyone did not delve into this point because the scene was already dark.

After taking his seat, Han Sixheng sat next to Han Zhou.

Han Sixheng looked up at the screen: "I specifically didn't watch this movie during the review."

Han Zhou was a little surprised and turned to look at Han Sixheng.

Han Sixheng looked at the screen. A butterfly was flying on the screen. The camera pulled up and it turned out that it was the word "Kung Fu" in the shape of a mountain. The butterfly was flying around "Kung Fu".

Han Sixheng: "I heard that you spent so much money on special effects, so I hope that the first time I watch this movie is on the big screen."

Han Zhou nodded: "I won't be disappointed."

In previous lives, "Kung Fu" was almost the final funeral of kung fu movies.

After kung fu came out, it was almost impossible to make a better kung fu movie.

Later, the so-called "The King of Kung Fu" co-produced by China and the United States brought together the big brother and the Kung Fu Emperor, and the supporting characters were each more powerful than the last.

But honestly, a bunch of garbage.

Next, "One Man's Martial Arts" can be regarded as a sigh after the last song.

"Ip Man"? To be precise, Ip Man is a martial arts film, not a kung fu film.

It's just that the main creator was unwilling and made the martial arts film look like a kung fu film.

How to distinguish between the two? In fact, it is very simple. In Kung Fu movies, you can use your body to fight with guns without any scruples.

Martial arts movies should not be worth mentioning when it comes to firearms.

If the distinction between the two is unclear, it will only be confused.

For example, "Seven steps away, the gun is fast and accurate."

The core of martial arts movies and kung fu movies are not the same thing.

And "Kung Fu" has brought together all the elements of Kung Fu movies, elevating China's unique film culture that represents Kung Fu culture to the highest level, and the special effects are also top-notch.

Almost unsurpassed.

In the previous life, "Kung Fu" was the end of an era, but in this world, "Kung Fu" is the beginning of an era.

Looking at the screen, the plot has not yet begun. Although Han Sixheng is staring at the screen, he is still talking: "Do you know how many big screens there were in China seven years ago?"

Han Zhou: "Eight thousand."

Han Sixheng: "What about this year?"

Han Zhou: "About thirty-two thousand."

Han Sixheng smiled: "Two years later?"

Han Zhou: "Eighty thousand."

What is this concept?

The number of large screens in the United States is just over 40,000, and it has been there for many years.

Africa and South America combined have less than 40,000, and to be precise, the other continents combined have less than 80,000.

A few years ago, China's big screen was only one-fifth that of the United States. This year it is close, and next year it will be almost the same.

The Spring Festival holiday in two years’ time will be double that of the United States.

Han Sixheng smiled: "The official data has not been released, how do you know so clearly?"

Han Zhou: "China Film Company has not announced the current big screen data, but China Construction has announced how many CBDs and commercial centers there are in the country."

"If you can't estimate how many big screens there will be, then don't do this."

Han Sixheng laughed loudly: "Most practitioners don't know these data at all. Don't they know how many new commercial centers have been built across the country?"

"If everyone in the film industry is as smart as you, then I can retire with peace of mind."

Han Zhou: "The movie has started."

The story begins at the police station in Old Magic City.

The scene was quiet.

Everyone looked in the same direction.

At the same time, there was the sound of someone being beaten.

The camera stopped at the plaque of 'Sin Buster'.

A police officer bumped into a plaque on the second floor, smashed the plaque and fell to the ground in a very embarrassed state.

"Who else?!" Chen Feng made a guest appearance as the boss of the Crocodile Gang.

All the police officers simultaneously withdrew their gazes from watching the excitement and remained silent.

"Such a beautiful woman was caught here just because she spit on the ground."

"Is there any more royal law? Is there any more law?"

"You, the director, all have to give face to our crocodile gang, otherwise he won't be able to be the director. You don't know me on horseback???"

The opening line was such a sarcastic line, and the audience burst into laughter.

The police officer lying on the ground: "I'm sorry, I didn't know she was your wife."

The boss of the Crocodile Gang spit out a mouthful of phlegm.

The policeman subconsciously avoided it.

He kicked the kettle over and hit him: "You still dare to hide?"

"Walk."

Many people at the scene were very surprised.

Are you sure this is a family-friendly movie during the Spring Festival?

What happened next surprised everyone.

On the deserted street, the boss of the Crocodile Gang, played by Chen Feng, looked at the 'New World Dance Hall' opposite the police station: "I don't know how to do music in any business. There is no one on the big weekend."

Although it was funny, but next, members of the Wuyangyang Ax Gang appeared uniformly on the originally deserted street.

A violent fight, or rather a massacre, took place at the door of the police station.

Chen Feng lived up to expectations and his guest role died again.

However, next, Brother Dachen, the boss of the Ax Gang, danced to the music, and the montage technique cut into various bloody, cruel and evil scenes.

And more and more people are dancing in the Ax Gang.

It also implies that the Ax Gang is getting stronger and stronger.

Many viewers who heard that "Kung Fu" is a family movie and brought children were confused.

seriously?

However, with the childhood shadow of "Shaobao" as the background, no one directly felt any discomfort.

Just have doubts.

And between switches, the subtitles also give the answer.

[This is an era of turmoil and rampant gangs. Only impoverished cities, where gangs are not interested, can find temporary peace. 】

Pig Cage Walled City.

People from all walks of life appeared.

The coolie came out carrying several sandbags.

The charterer finished his meal at Gui's breakfast shop and settled accounts.

A Gui is very understanding of the world and doesn't need money.

The landlord said he would go back and discuss with his wife about reducing his rent.

Then, the charterer ran to find Brother Shan, the tailor, and gave Ah Zhen a sweet kiss.

"Azhen, are you serious?!"

"Oh, charterer, why are you like this!"

The buck-toothed dress and exaggerated lines make people laugh.

Later, in broad daylight, Jiang washed her hair and took a shower in front of a public faucet.

The water suddenly stopped.

"Housewife, why is the water cut off?"

The long shot that follows is packed with laughs.

"Gudmorin."

"How old is your mother? If you don't pay the rent, I'll burn your shop down."

Brother Shan, the tailor, laughed in a very girly way, and the landlord said: "Smile, why are you laughing? If you laugh, you don't have to pay the rent? I'm old dermatitis."

The coolie passed by with his bag on his shoulder, and the landlady said: "You are so strong, you deserve to be a coolie for the rest of your life. You owe me several months of rent. You didn't say hello in the morning. You are a bastard of exhaustion."

It’s not okay to talk together, it’s not okay to laugh, it’s not okay to not talk, either?

However, the next scene made the whole audience burst into laughter.

The landlord turned back and slapped the hairdresser Jiang Bao away: "Don't think I won't slap you because you are handsome!"

Then, the charterer caught the charterer peeping at the aunt taking a bath at the door of the bathhouse.

After returning home, the charterer was immediately beaten severely and finally fell from the fourth floor to the ground.

When everyone gathered around him, a flowerpot hit him in the back of the head.

Jiangbao used a branch to test. The charterer lay motionless on the ground, but waved his hand: "Don't make trouble."

When everyone saw that he was not dead, they dispersed immediately.

The audience burst into laughter.

This kind of nonsensical style has never been seen by any audience.

But, is it so funny?

In fact, these things are not nonsensical, but they are exaggerated because they do not see the cause and effect. Soon, the audience will understand that these seemingly funny and nonsensical things are actually foreshadowing, and no shot is superfluous.

Soon, Han Zhou appeared. Although he didn't even have a name, the audience knew very well that he was the male protagonist.

"You blackmail me?"

"Even if one of me falls, there are still thousands of me."

The leading actor looked at the people gathered around him: "Brother of the Ax Gang is sleeping here. Don't be afraid of death and step forward."

Everyone took a step forward in unison.

The audience roared with laughter.

Xing: "So there's nothing to talk about? Then let's follow the rules of the arena and fight one on one."

"That auntie with onions!"

"Why are you laughing? I can give you a punch, just hit me."

"puff!"

This mouthful of blood spurted out. Although the audience did not drink salt soda, they almost laughed and spit out salt soda.

"what is your job?"

"I am a farmer."

"That dwarf, come out."

The short man in the crowd was stunned for a few moments, then stood up. He was more than two meters tall.

"I hate people lying to me the most. Sit down!"

"That old man!"

The old man walked out of the crowd, his muscles well-toned.

Xing: "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about...that brat, I've tolerated you for a long time, come out!"

When the kid came out, he had bigger muscles than the old man.

After all the nonsense, Jiang Bao came over with the charter woman, and the charter woman wildly picked up stars from her shoes.

Then Xing held firecrackers: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops are coming to meet you!"

Unexpectedly, the Ax Gang was actually recruited, and they were the second in command.

It was the second-in-command hat that made Xing explode.

The second boss wanted to attack Jiang Bao, but he ended up flying into the trash can for no apparent reason.

"Don't move, stop it, call someone!"

Brother Chen, the eldest brother of the Ax Gang, came to the scene, smiled, and waved to signal for action.

Gasoline poured over his head, and Brother Chen threatened to burn the innocent mother and son unless they told who did it.

On the count of two, the lighter flew out.

At this moment, Coolie Qiang grabbed the lighter.

The Zhang family's Feiyun Leg and Ax Gang rushed forward one by one.

But the tailor, who was about to be cut off, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

The tailor was also forced to take action, and the Sixteenth Road Rover and the Crane were in double shapes.

Finally, the Ax Gang took out their firearms. As a result, a stick flew past quickly and nailed the two guns to the wall.

The three masters took action together, and soon the Ax Gang suffered heavy losses and fled in panic.

Brother Chen originally planned to kill Xing and Gu because they were pretending to be members of the Ax Gang, but Xing was very skilled at opening locks and was able to escape.

Brother Chen also let them go.

They also agreed that if Xing killed someone, he would recruit them into the Ax Gang.

On the road, Xing recalled the experience of spending ten yuan to buy the Tathagata Palm when he was a child.

"Wow, Tathagata Divine Palm only costs two cents a copy. You want to kill someone!"

"A fool, a mute, let him die!"

In the end, Teacher Kim Hyo Hee peed in the street. Many viewers laughed, and many people couldn't bear it.

The core of comedy is tragedy. Sensitive audiences have discovered it, but more audiences have not yet penetrated deeply into it.

Xing, who wanted to kill people, wanted to kill the people in that walled city most, but in the end, he was hit with three swords.

When filming this episode, many employees felt that they might collapse, and there was a high probability of collapse.

But now, seeing the finished film after special effects, everyone is laughing silly.

And Xing used the two knives on his shoulders as rear-view mirrors, and he was full of laughter when he raced with the charterer on the road.

However, the moment has come when the plot changes from completely light-hearted to half hilarious and half serious.

Xing recovered from his injuries inexplicably, and just in time to see Heaven and Earth emerge.

"The Qingming Festival has not yet passed, and two blind men are running around carrying this coffin board."

Tian Can and Di Can were invited by the Ax Gang to take action, which also led to the incident of the ultimate murderer, Fire Cloud Evil God.

The two came to the Pig Cage Walled City.

The next section made the audience call it cool and chilling.

The powerful Zhangjia Feiyun has strong coolies and walks all the way.

Amidst the sound of the piano, there are passages of bamboo branches.

Bamboo basket separation.

The cat's shadow was cut in half.

After many attempts, Ku Liqiang never found it.

A first-rate expert like him never noticed this temptation at all.

When he found out, he turned around and his head fell to the ground.

Sound of piano? Killing?

The audience was stunned.

In this world, the new martial arts has just started, and the audience can't take their eyes off this kind of fantasy.

In fact, what is presented here are the three realms of Kung Fu.

Coolie Qiang is an extremely expert in external muscle, bone and skin training.

But there is still a huge gap between Shan Ge and A Gui.

However, even Brother Shan and A Gui were defeated steadily under the guidance of Tian Can Di Can, a master of internal martial arts who practiced Qi Qi inside.

In the sound wave skill, the cold light flashed, the sound turned into a fist, and hit Tailor Shan Ge hard.

Then he made a knife and wanted to take Brother Shan's life.

Agui appeared with a gun and fought with them back and forth at first.

But when Can Can got serious that day, he was still no match for him.

At this time, Baozhu Po appeared: "Stop arguing!!!"

"There are still masters?!"

Tian Can and Di Can wanted to use Qinggong to fly to the fourth floor to find them.

After jumping up, he fell down again, and then the charterer's feet slowly landed on the ground.

A set of flowing Tai Chi, playing with the gods and the gods, beating each other to pieces.

The two of them lifted the piano again, and at this time, Bao Su Po showed the terrifying "Lion's Roar Skill".

Master Shi and Brother Chen, who had been watching the show, were frightened and ran back to the car.

However, the charterer and the charterer's wife also appeared in the car.

After a silent threat, Brother Chen and the two of them were dumbfounded.

After the car started, he lit a cigarette and set his hair on fire.

The audience in the cinema was dumbfounded with laughter.

At this time, Hong Xiong, the audio person sitting in the corner of the first row, raised his head and glanced at the back row.

Every ten seconds, I laugh.

Then there was a gasp.

Compared to the premiere of the original "Kung Fu", this world is still different.

Nonsensical jokes are still funny.

The impact of new martial arts combined with special effects is also unprecedented.

Double shock, the effect is better than the original version in the previous life.

The movie theater is almost uniform.

Sometimes it’s ‘hahaha’ and sometimes ‘hiss’ and ‘cow beep’!

There were even spectators who were excited and applauded.

Hongxiong lowered his head and continued to write a movie review: "I haven't watched other Spring Festival movies yet, but the box office battle has already been concluded an hour after the Spring Festival movie market opened."

"No one is the rival of "Kung Fu", because in the past fifteen years since I started working in the industry, there has been no commercial film that can be the rival of "Kung Fu"."

"A joke, a very exaggerated joke, the first time Korean comedy shocked the world?"

"New martial arts, the new martial arts on TV that has gained a lot of popularity in the past year, has an excellent reputation, and "Kung Fu" continues this reputation."

"The surrounding audience laughs every three seconds, laughs every fifteen seconds, and sighs with surprise and surprise every minute."

"I have a colleague who specializes in comedy film criticism. He is used to making a circle for every small laugh and a tick for every big laugh when watching a movie. Today, he had no time to record every laugh.

It appeared at a bad time, and the laughs were too dense to be recorded at all.”

"This movie will have more than 20 or even 50 classic lines. Maybe 20 years later, the audience can memorize all the lines directly, because I have also decided to watch it again after the online version is released.

, maybe I will watch it many times in the future.”

"Comedy upstart, martial arts master, this is my evaluation of Han Zhou."

"Acting skills? Anyone who has watched Mr. Shu will know that I am not qualified to evaluate Han Zhou's acting skills."

"However, from the beginning, when Han Zhou asked An Lan, who has a stunning voice, to play a mute, I should have known that this was another classic, but I didn't expect that this might be the benchmark for Chinese commercial films.

"

Red Bear was watching a movie while writing and missed many scenes.

But he didn't regret it, because he decided to find a smaller hall, book a better seat, and relax after the premiere.

As a film critic, I eat too much shit. When I encounter a good movie like this, I must savor it carefully.

"A peerless master who is unique among thousands."

"Fire Cloud Evil God accidentally opened up his Ren and Du Second Meridians and activated his potential."

"Oops, Toad Kung Fu!"

When the landlord and live-in wife appear, the force in the film has actually reached another level.

The three great masters trained their muscles, bones and skin externally, first with their legs, then with their fists, and then with their weapons, which embodies the essence of martial arts.

And then, Tiancan and Earthcan raised their level to the level of inner training.

The tenant-in-law and the live-in mother-in-law are both internal and external.

He is a true peerless master.

But after Fire Cloud Evil God appeared, there was only shock.

Human limits.

fear.

Abnormal Human Research Center?

Fans of Han Zhou are very curious. Based on Han Zhou's experience, maybe there really is such a place in the world, and maybe there really is a fire cloud evil god in it?

In the end, the peerless master Xing fought against the evil god Huoyun.

Many viewers were actually moved.

The Evil God is already the limit of ordinary people, and even the peerless genius, who is unique among all, is no match for the Fire Cloud Evil God.

However...Xing, he has practiced a move of Tathagata Divine Palm.

He was pushed up to the sky by the Toad Kung Fu. In the sky, stars stepped on the back of the eagle and performed a double jump.

Under the sun, the clouds look like Buddhas, which is impressive.

This will be a scene that will forever be remembered in film history.

The palm of Tathagata falling from the sky is so terrifying.

Hongxiong lowered his head and continued to write a movie review: "The core of this movie is actually truth, goodness and beauty."

"Strength does not come from nothing but kindness."

"If Xing didn't step forward and turn back, there wouldn't be any subsequent episodes."

"If I don't go to hell, who will? This sentence appears many times in the play."

"It seems that Han Zhou wants to tell something worth telling through kung fu."

"It is mentioned twice in the lines that he should have been a doctor or a lawyer. In China, it is difficult for me to analyze the metaphor, but considering that Han Zhou has been to the United States many times, the meaning of these two lines is different.

It speaks for itself.”

"Doctors or lawyers represent ordinary people who have successfully obtained the most profitable profession after studying."

"The protagonist did not become a doctor or a lawyer. In fact, he was mocking American selfishness because he chose to dedicate himself."

"What is regrettable is that in that era, such a person was finally forced by life to be a villain, and his kindness made him unable to even be a villain."

"The protagonist is the one-of-a-kind chosen one. Because he has potential, he can always turn back. What about ordinary people?"

"This movie is too simple and very funny."

"This film is also too complex, and its spiritual core is difficult to analyze."

"All the above movie reviews are invalid. I need to watch them from the beginning and then analyze them."

In the end, Xing did not kill Huoyun Evil God.

The last sentence is not very harmful, but very insulting.

"You want to learn? I'll teach you."

The evil god was completely defeated.

He was defeated in terms of strength, defeated in terms of martial ethics, and even as a person, he knew that he was completely defeated.

The hidden weapon lotus was lifted into the sky by the stars.

Golden petals are flying.

The mute Nv Fang, the female protagonist with a low presence in this film, appears in the picture.

Red Bear took a deep breath. It was the first time he felt so tired after watching a good movie.

Because he clearly saw that Fang's appearance was directly related to Xing's transformation from a good guy to a bad guy, and from a bad guy back to a good guy.

But there are so many metaphors in it that I can’t even analyze them in one go.

Is it just a superficial relationship, or does it have a deeper meaning?

There is not a single extra shot in this movie, every shot has its own meaning.

And this movie doesn't lack for scenes either.

You can see the truth, goodness and beauty inside.

You can see in it a lament for an era.

Love can also be seen.

Comedy can be seen.

You can see the tragedy.

You can see love, friendship, affection, and even comradeship.

Moreover, Hong Xiong still remembered that when Fire Cloud Evil God appeared at the Abnormal Human Research Center, he held a newspaper in his hand.

I glanced at it in a hurry, but I saw a lot of information.

And this background information combined with the film itself may bring about a completely different sense.

In this movie, you actually need to watch every scene clearly to know what he is going to say specifically.

However, everything he said was extremely simple, and it was not "profound" or "profound" that was confusing or pretentious.

This is very...

Red Bear wrote his new film review.

""Kung Fu" has a 10% rating. There are no reviews. Sorry, I can't write a review. You should go see this movie yourself. If you haven't seen it, you may have a hard time surfing the Internet in the future because it represents a popular trend.

.”

In fact, this movie is not completely free of useless scenes.

There is.

At the beginning of the original version, the main character appeared and said, "You still play football?" Because Xingye's last movie was "Shaolin Football", the meaning of this scene is that Shaolin football is in the past, and kung fu is better.

However, in this world, this shot seems to have no meaning.

However, once the movie is made, netizens will give it meaning, and maybe the national football team will be scolded again.

There is also the name Coolie Qiang and Yazhen.

In "Shaolin Soccer", Ah Qiang thought he was going to die, so he called Ah Zhen, which also gave rise to the popular song "Azhen fell in love with Ah Qiang".

Han Zhou has not changed here either.

It's not that it can't be changed, but let's pay tribute to Mr. Xing. Although no one in this world knows Mr. Xing, it is worth it.

At the end of the movie, in the candy store, An Lan and Han Zhou confront each other, the camera rotates, and finally it turns into a young protagonist (Zheng Xiaolong) and a young heroine (guest star Xie Fu's granddaughter).

This scene made all the viewers deeply moved.

The lights came on and the host eagerly appeared on stage.

Invite the main creators to the stage.

Han Zhou did not get up.

He is waiting for the subtitles to finish playing.

The others saw that Director Han didn't get up, so they didn't get up either.

The host invites again.

Han Zhou then spoke up: "I want to read the staff list."

The host then gave up.

Han Zhou was a little angry.

New World is still not strong enough and can only invite second-rate hosts.

It’s not like Han Zhou doesn’t know good hosts, such as Gu Yu.

But we hosted the Spring Festival Gala last night, and we have to prepare seven days of Spring Festival entertainment programs this week.

Han Zhou couldn't invite him.

It seems that when participating in the Mango Channel variety show next, it is best to choose a host to establish a cooperative relationship. There will be too many such occasions in the future.

You must have a host friend who you often collaborate with.

After the credits were played, Han Zhou took the stage.

The others also got up and walked up.

The host smiled and said: "Director Han, "Kung Fu" is so good. What kind of comedy is this drama form?"

Han Zhou doesn't want to talk about this now.

Han Zhou's most important job now is not to make money by making movies, but to improve the status of filmmakers other than starring and directors.

Han Zhou raised the microphone: "I want to hear the audience's opinions first."

"Is Kung Fu good to watch?"

The whole audience cheered and burst into applause: "It looks great!!!"

Han Zhou: “Where is the best place to look?!”

Audience: "Joke!!"

Han Zhou: "I wrote some of the jokes, and screenwriter Xiaotang and screenwriter Aqi also added some. Thank you both."

In fact, most of the jokes used by Han Zhou are original, with very few additions.

But I still added some local memes.

The two screenwriters waved and the audience responded with warm applause and cheers.

Han Zhou: "What other parts are good to see?"

Audience: "Well done!!"

Han Zhou smiled: "Then thank you martial arts instructor Zheng Jianjun, who is also the father of our little Zhanzhao Zheng Xiaolong."

When the audience heard this, they screamed wildly.

"Hello, father-in-law!"

Zheng Jianjun: “???!!!”

Han Zhou smiled: "There is also martial arts instructor Yuan Baoqing."

Yuan Baoqing: "Most of the martial arts movements were choreographed by Director Han himself."

Han Zhou smiled: "Thank you, Teacher Yuan."

This is a thank you to Yuan Baye in his previous life, but the audience will think it is a repeated thank you to Yuan Baoqing.

Han Zhou: "What else?"

Audience: "The heroine is beautiful!!!"

The whole audience laughed.

An Lan waved: "Thank you everyone for your support."

Some viewers shouted: "Han Gou, the movie is very good. I forgive you for what happened with Little Dragon Girl. Do you dare to let An Lan speak in the next movie!!! Are you afraid of being upstaged?!"

An Lan laughed: "I will try to play a character who can speak next time."

Han Zhou smiled: "It won't necessarily happen next time, it depends on the role."

An Lan gestured with her fists and threatened Han Zhou.

Han Zhou: "I'm afraid of you. I'll give you a chatty character next time."

"Ha ha ha ha."

After chatting for a long time, the premiere ended.

Han Zhou was also sent away one by one by film critics, reporters and supporting celebrities.

Then I saw that the three special audiences were still there.

The little girl back then is now a little older.

Han Zhou: "Is today's movie funny?"

Little girl: "It's okay."

Han Zhou knew it was funny just by looking at her expression, and he had learned to be arrogant? It seemed like he had come out of it?

"Haha, I took this photo just for you."

Little girl: "Then the box office belongs to me?"

Han Zhou: "Then you have to marry me."

Little girl: "Hey~ No! Bye, I will watch the movie next time!"

The uncle patted Han Zhou on the shoulder: "Good job, keep up the good work."

Han Zhou replied: "Come on."

The reporter came forward and said, "I have to ask a question because of my work needs."

Han Zhou: "You ask."

Reporter: “Have you chosen a name for this form of comedy?”

Han Zhou: "It makes no sense."

In fact, this word is a Cantonese word, and the original word is Mo Li Toujiri, which means that you can't distinguish the beginning from the end, and you can't distinguish the priority.

By extension, a donkey's lip is not in line with a horse's mouth, a wind, a horse, and an ox are incompatible with each other. Monk Zhang Er is confused.

However, Han Zhou did not explain much about the source.

Because the original word is not very elegant, although that's not what it means.

After sending everyone away, Han Zhou breathed a sigh of relief.

An Lan: "Should we go somewhere to have fun? Or should we go to Nanhu Province first to make preparations?"

Han Zhou: "I spent an entire afternoon in Houhai on the first day of the Lunar New Year last year."

An Lan: "Huh?"

Han Zhou: "I want to go to the front door today."

An Lan smiled: "Let's go."

After greeting many people, Yang Hong came over and found that Han Zhou was leaving: "Hey, Han Zhou, why don't you go to the company to wait for the box office data?"

Han Zhou waved his hand: "Eighteen percent of the film schedule will be replaced by more than 23% for me tomorrow."

"I won't watch it at the box office. If I can't win the first place in the Spring Festival show, I'll eat shit."

Yang Hong: "You eat and drink, even if you look down on "Moye Sword", won't you pay attention to "The Inner Earth"?"

Han Zhou: "The eldest lady of the An family doesn't pay attention to the movies imported by her family, why do I pay so much attention?"

In fact, Han Zhou knows that the box office market for this year's Spring Festival will definitely explode.

No movie loses money.

The only difference is how much you earn.

What's the use of staring at data all the time? Why not run one more variety show or one more road show?

However, this seems to be of no use.

It's better to shoot the movie right when you shoot it.

Is it right?



At the front door, Han Zhou and An Lan sat in a cafe for a long time, and then almost got recognized, so they went directly outside to press the curb.

An afternoon of daze.

An Lan: "Last year, when you were in a daze in Houhai, you could still find a place to sit. You were restless here."

"Do these ancient buildings inspire you to create?"

Han Zhou: "I suddenly thought of filming some group variety show for ACE9."

An Lan: "???"

Are you thinking so outside the box?

Han Zhou: "Their fans are very young, and they cannot afford the position of main MC. It is better to let Wenwu be the main MC and let them gain experience in CCTV."

An Lan: "Shoot a group show for them and broadcast it on CCTV?"

"seriously?"

Han Zhou smiled: "It's nice to have a free afternoon."

Without talking about work, Han Zhou gave An Lan a big hug: "Happy New Year."

An Lan looked up, her face flushed, not sure whether it was from the cold or not: "Happy New Year!"

On the first day of the new year, I spent last year singing karaoke and negotiated the full lineup of "The Best in the World".

This year, Han Zhou will spend his time on the plane.

Because the creative team has to go to Mango Station in Nanhu Province to participate in the promotion.

————

I’ve made up for yesterday’s word count, and it’s a big chapter of more than 9,000 words.

Asking for a monthly ticket!

(End of chapter)


This chapter has been completed!
Previous Bookshelf directory Bookmark Next