Chapter 229 Spring Festival Gala Program List, Super Domineering
Chapter 229 Spring Festival Gala program, super domineering
Author: The falling knife on a rainy night
Chapter 229 Spring Festival Gala program, super domineering
The concert in Hanwu City was still crowded because the venue was not big enough and even the 20,000 fans who were present did not enter.
This is a scene that has never happened in China before.
And the concert ended successfully.
The next concert will be in Shudu in mid-November.
And Han Zhou finally ushered in high-intensity work.
The preliminary selection for "2024 Spring Festival Gala" is about to begin.
As early as June, after Han Zhou took over the task, he asked his team to notify all the Spring Festival Gala’s key players and asked them to prepare the programs and conduct screening.
And today is the first time to select the program.
During the entire screening, filming is prohibited.
However, it is completely public.
All active cast and crew members who have participated in the Spring Festival Gala at least once have received invitations.
The location is the studio occupied by the Spring Festival Gala all year round, Studio No. 1.
More than 200 cast and crew members came today.
At the judges' table, Han Zhou sat in the main seat.
Sitting on the left is Director Ren, and on the right is Director Hadir Maimaiti of the Yangma Variety Show Channel.
Speaking of which, in the name of the frontier, Hadir means capable.
This guy is quite capable, otherwise the station director wouldn't let him assist Han Zhou.
In addition to the two directors, there is also He Yuyong, the deputy director of the Spring Festival Gala sent by the above, and Zhang Jiuquan, the deputy director and actor director selected by Han Zhou.
Don't say that Han Zhou is nepotistic. To do this kind of thing, you still have to be smooth and reliable. When Han Zhou took over this position, he was not afraid of people's criticism.
On the stage, Ma Jing, a new generation of sketch actor, and her partner Bai Yian.
The two people performed enthusiastically on the stage.
Ma Jing turned back: "So you..."
Bai Yian: "Hey, it's not worth mentioning."
Han Zhou frowned.
This is a sign of excitement.
Director Hadir was smiling, while Director Ren was expressionless.
Han Zhou had a cold face and directly pulled the microphone in front of him: "Stop."
At the scene, more than two hundred entertainers were watching.
Everyone watching this program is just like watching the official Spring Festival Gala programs in previous years, and they all feel that this program is stable.
However, Han Zhou shouted to stop, which made everyone stupid.
Han Zhou moved closer to the microphone and asked, "Are you so moved that you cried next?"
"The misunderstanding has been resolved."
"Then Bai Yian said, let's make dumplings?! Then you said you'd like to celebrate the New Year happily?"
Bai Yian was embarrassed on the stage, and Ma Jing laughed awkwardly: "I said making dumplings..."
Han Zhou: "Okay, let me evaluate it."
"For the degree of funnyness, out of 100 points, this show can get 20 points."
"I will deduct five points for being sensational."
"The total score is fifteen points."
At the scene, all the actors in the language program felt a little trembling in their hearts.
Ma Jing and Bai Yian were very embarrassed on the stage.
Han Zhou: "Ma Jing, we have worked together before. In front of so many people, I am not afraid of being gossiped about."
"From the bottom of my heart, I hope you can enter this year's Spring Festival Gala. After all, the Spring Festival Gala needs fresh blood. You have already participated in the Spring Festival Gala for a year. If you do well, the next ten or twenty years will depend on you."
"However, this program, as a comedy sketch, is far from qualified."
Ma Jing previously participated in "Diaosi Men" as a fat foot-washing girl.
He also shared the same frame with Han Zhou and performed the famous scene of "attacking my kidney reflex zone", which the audience talked about.
But, this show, just like the show last year and the year before that, is not funny.
Director Ren: "Director Han, please just tell everyone the standards."
"I'm afraid they don't understand what you mean."
Han Zhou nodded: "Then I'll tell you directly."
All the actors in the language program on the scene had their ears pricked.
Han Zhou: "There are only two standards for language programs."
"The first one is patriotic, the second one is funny."
"If it's not funny, don't talk about anything."
"If the expression is patriotism, priority will be given to programs with equal comedy ratings."
"Now is the first primary election. There are still two months until the program is finalized. You can think for yourself."
Han Zhou stood up seriously, turned around, and picked up the microphone: "To all the sketch comedians present, let me tell you frankly, this year's Spring Festival Gala does not require you to educate the audience."
“The audience doesn’t need to be taught a lesson on this New Year’s day.”
Many people present frowned in thought.
Everyone arranged the program according to the standards of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years. According to the current standards, there is no possibility of passing it. What should I do?
Of course there is no chance of passing.
Han Zhou can choose up to five of their own programs.
Because Han Zhou came up with four sketches himself.
Hadir: "We all agree with Director Han. The most important thing in sketches and crosstalks is to be funny. If it's not funny, why should we be on TV? Or the Spring Festival Gala?"
Director Ren nodded: "It's rough words but not rough reasoning."
Someone at the scene originally wanted to speak, but after the two directors said this, everyone fell silent.
In fact, Hadir was protecting them.
If someone really comes forward and speaks out, Han Zhou will directly cancel his selection qualification without hesitation.
At the scene, the singers, acrobats, magicians, and dancers in non-verbal programs also became serious.
It seems that the conditions for the songs to be selected this year are basically the same. First, do they sound good?
If it doesn't sound good, I'll pull it down immediately.
If it sounds good, patriotic songs will be given priority.
The magician breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, my fucking magic performance didn't have to be educational in the first place, so this made it much easier.
The acrobats were sweating.
If a sketch actor wants to do this, the best he can do is study his own script more and write a better script.
If acrobats have to raise their standards, the risk index will skyrocket.
Although I perform many difficult moves in my daily performances, this is the Spring Festival Gala. If the performance fails, something big will happen and the pressure will be great.
As the selection continued, it turned out to be true.
Candidates for language programs cannot change on the spot now, so they can only act bravely.
Han Zhou even gave one program a negative five points.
The actor broke down on the stage and burst into tears.
However, the fact that Han Zhou is a tyrant on the set is not a secret at all.
Many people were already prepared to be scolded today.
But I didn't expect that Han Zhou's attack would be so broad.
Almost everyone who took the stage was criticized.
Even if it was the same question, Han Zhou would not hesitate to say the same thing again.
"It's not funny, but it has to be valuable, right? Who should we educate?"
"Let me put it bluntly, ninety-nine percent of the viewers in front of the TV are more educated than you. Do you think it is useful for you to reason with them?"
"Those who know how to respect the old and love the young, if you don't act like this, others will continue to respect the old and love the young."
"Those who don't know how to respect the old and care for the young... do you think your program is enough to touch them and touch their hard-hearted hearts?"
"If you can perform the show so well that the whole audience bursts into tears, and some people change their minds on the spot, I will give you a pass. What do you think? Is that okay?"
"It's not funny at all, it's a bit disgusting."
"This is so disgusting, I want to vomit!"
However, someone still performed a new show.
A comedian named Dai Qiang and his partner performed "Stealing Cell Phones".
There is basically nothing educational.
They all revolve around stealing mobile phones, one is stealing the mobile phone, one is being mistaken for stealing the mobile phone, and the third is the owner of the mobile phone.
What happened on the bus.
In the end, what surprised Han Zhou was that the purpose of stealing the mobile phone was not designed to catch the thief.
The foothold was designed at the end. Another person was arrested by mistake, but at the end, a cell phone ringtone came from one of them and a flash of light came from his trouser pocket.
This is the person who stole the phone.
Right here, the show ends, abruptly, leaving a blank space.
Han Zhou: "Sixty points, passing."
"It's funny, but it's not particularly funny yet. You can think about the individual baggage again. If you can get to 80%, you will have entered the admission selection criteria."
"If your program can reach 80% before the second selection, it can pass directly."
So far, no program has scored more than 20 points.
This show is a straight sixty points.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
These two people were not acquaintances of Han Zhou, and they did not even know each other.
But their show is really funny, and everyone has a stronghold in their hearts.
Dai Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, thanked the judges, and left the stage.
After Dai Qiang took his seat, Ma Jing asked, "Why did you prepare such a program?"
Dai Qiang has a black line on his forehead: "The program I prepared is almost the same as yours."
"This show was prepared to be performed in a small theater, and his partner was not him yet. Fortunately, we reviewed the lines together and could barely perform it."
Ma Jing was surprised: "In other words, if the original partner comes, or if Lao Liu is familiar with the script, it will be possible to pass the 80 mark directly?"
Dai Qiang nodded and shook his head: "I feel that Director Han's laugh point is a bit high, so I may not be able to get it right, but it will definitely be better than what I performed today."
After all, my partner couldn’t remember all the vocabulary, and there were a lot of baggage and jokes, so I just skipped it and mainly told the story.
So I scored sixty points.
If I make up for these shortcomings, I should be able to score over 70 points, but I don’t know if I can reach 80 points.
Ma Jing: "Oh, it's great not to be scolded. You guys have gained a lot of face today. Who is not a regular at the Spring Festival Gala? You are now famous."
Dai Qiang smiled: "Luckily, there happens to be a program that I haven't performed yet."
Waiting for the song program to come on stage.
Only those present know what nepotism is.
What does it mean to be dedicated to everything?
Chen Feng and Chen Tianwang came on stage and sang a song written by Han Zhou.
The other singers at the scene didn't even dare to fart after hearing the song he sang and reading the lyrics.
Stable.
Then there is Chuck Ceyong.
What Zhang Ceyong sang was a song written by Han Zhou.
The subject matter is also stable and no one dares to say anything about it.
Then came Lin Xiaoxing, who passed steadily.
Then there is An Lan. An Lan sang a song from her second album. From a certain point of view, if An Lan does not come to participate in the election, it will definitely be safe.
Then An Lan and Liu Yiling sang a song written by Han Zhou.
Although the subject matter was not solid, after listening to the two singing, no one dared to speak.
Then there were Wang Chuyang and Zhang Die, this time the temporary group sang an inspirational song.
From a listening point of view, it is another song that will last forever and become popular all over the country.
Han Zhou threw out all the people in his company who could sing.
Even Lu Jin came on stage to sing a song.
I just want to tell others that if they have the ability to write better than me, then I will give it to you.
If the writing is not as good as mine and you can’t find anyone who is better than me, then there is no chance.
But there are still capable people on site.
Among all the kings who are still active in the country, there are two that Han Zhou is not very familiar with.
One is Liu Tianwang and Liu Hanyun, who are already sixty years old.
One is Zhou Tianwang, Zhou Meng, who is forty-three years old, about the same age as Chen Feng, and rarely appears on the same occasion as Chen Feng.
Although these two songs were not written by Han Zhou, the judges unanimously gave them high marks.
Even the score Han Zhou gave to Liu Tianwang's song was ten points higher than the score he gave to Lu Jin's song.
People in Beijing circles at the scene frowned into the Chinese character Sichuan.
If the people under his own banner want to compete with Han Zhou's people over Han Zhou's songs, it will be a dead end.
It seems that if we want to reduce the influence of New World, we must find the two remaining divas in the entertainment industry and those top-tier singers to compete for positions.
Otherwise, in the end, Han Zhou might naturally send all the second-rate singers from his company to the Spring Festival Gala stage.
Then for the whole next year, New World will be able to make a lot of money just from the endorsement fees of its stars if it doesn't do anything else.
And this is also a conspiracy.
Han Zhou is not afraid of competition. If you have the ability, invite all these people to come out.
If you can't invite me, I will use nepotism for each of these positions.
He is great at writing songs, that’s amazing!
On the Spring Festival Gala stage, except for the King of Heaven and the Queen, all other songs are only judged by the quality of the song. This has been the case every year.
Except for a few years when we invited a few popular Chinese stars and domestic idols, at other times, the quality of singing programs was very high.
The last time it happened was when all the popular film and television stars sang a song together, which was already the worst.
To gain a foothold on the Spring Festival Gala stage, you must sing well.
It's not better than Han Zhou, then Han Zhou can blatantly insert all his people into it.
Next, the acrobats took the stage.
Han Zhou could only say this.
Breathtaking.
If you want to make yourself do these actions, you can only do them at noon, because sooner or later something will happen.
To be precise, something will happen to you as soon as you go up there.
But these movements, which are beyond human limits, are commonplace for acrobats.
However, Han Zhou still made a comment: "You have a double support action."
"I guess no one else in the world can do it except you, right?"
The acrobat on the stage was panting and nodded: "At present... it should... phew... only we can perform."
Han Zhou: "It's amazing."
"However, for people who don't know how to do it, this sense is not as good as actions like jacking a cylinder or trapeze."
Two-person support, one person supports it with his hands, and there is a balance board below.
Another man stood upside down on his back and raised his head at the same time, holding more than ten bowls on his head.
It is estimated that this pair is the only one in the world who can perform this action.
However, the sensory stimulation is far inferior to that of flying on a trapeze.
As for stunts like trapeze, there are at least thousands of acrobats around the world who can do it.
Han Zhou: "I suggest you reduce the hard-core items in your program and show more sensory-stimulating actions."
"For actions like this that show strength and that no one in the world can do, just leave one group alone. There are at least six groups in your show that others can't do. It's unnecessary and the audience won't understand."
The actors on the stage were wiping their sweat because you just caught a group of people scolding them.
Several actions were changed at short notice before going on stage.
But after Han Zhou said so, the acrobat took a deep breath and said, "No problem, we have many alternative moves."
Han Zhou nodded: "Okay, let's take a day to look at your own unique moves, and then re-arrange the program."
After finishing speaking here, eighteen hours have actually passed.
This high-intensity performance lasted for a full eighteen hours, but no one at the scene was impatient or prepared to leave early.
You know, performing in the Spring Festival Gala means getting tens of millions of endorsements and endless performance opportunities next year.
Suffice it to say, the appearance of the Spring Festival Gala actors is definitely a huge publicity stunt.
The economic interests involved are too great.
Once the show is done, if you do half the show next year, you will earn ten times as much as you did this year.
If you mess up, you will continue to work hard like a coolie next year, and then you will earn one-tenth as much as your peers who were selected for the Spring Festival Gala.
Even though it's already two o'clock in the evening.
Everyone still kept their spirits up.
The selection for the program has now been completed.
There should be 40 programs in the Spring Festival Gala and 60 alternative programs are needed.
Currently, only thirteen alternative programs have been selected.
If nothing else happens, there should be another selection before the final selection in November, otherwise we will not be able to keep up with the progress. Everyone is waiting for Han Zhou to speak.
Han Zhou stood up and took out a piece of paper: "Currently, thirteen alternative programs have been selected."
"I still have four scripts in hand, and four sketch programs require actors to perform. The conditions will be announced in the group shortly. Those who are interested can contact Zhang Jiuquan."
"There are also three dance programs, and the candidates have been confirmed."
"So currently twenty alternative programs have been identified."
"We need thirty programs for this Spring Festival Gala, and we need forty-five alternative programs. You have already performed some of them before October. If you use old programs to change and continue to participate, you can take pictures and send them to me at any time."
"November is the final election. I hope everyone will support me."
Everyone was dumbfounded.
ah?
There is no second selection, just the final selection?
No, although you are great, but after you wrote four sketches, are you sure that you can reach 80%?
Why don't you pull it out and run around?
Also, why does this year’s Spring Festival Gala only have thirty programs? Shouldn’t thirty-eight or nine hours be enough?
There really aren’t any anymore. The sketches Han Zhou chose were all very long ones.
The longer the sketch, the higher the quality. One sketch will take up four to ten songs of the same level.
There is also a dance program selected by Han Zhou, which is also very long and exciting.
Therefore, there are only thirty programs in this year’s Spring Festival Gala.
The Spring Festival Gala has always been like this, the more programs there are, the more people can make up the numbers.
This year, there is no need to make up the numbers for the Spring Festival Gala!
Many thoughtful people have done the math.
There are now twenty programs.
Don’t forget, there will be at least one closing chorus every year.
That leaves nine down.
Every year, a popular actor group will come on stage to sing, usually two to three songs.
So there are still five or six program spots left.
Moreover, three programs today were not approved, but pending.
There is a high probability that these people can be selected after changing the script.
That is to say, in fact, there are only two or three opportunities left for everyone to compete?!!!
How come the seemingly failed primary election turned out to be almost enough?!
what happened?!!!
Originally, Fu Hao, the first-line actor and singer who had endured it all night, stood up and said, "Director Han, all the leaders of the Spring Festival Gala directing team."
Han Zhou was about to speak when he was interrupted. He put down the paper and glanced at who it was, with unconcealed disgust in his eyes: "What's the matter?"
Fu Hao said coldly: "Director Han, are there too many unofficial programs?"
Han Zhou smiled.
In fact, there is nothing to choose from in the song program, except for songs written by yourself, you can choose up to three songs.
Today there are two heavenly kings, so there is only one spot left.
As for language programs, there must be only one crosstalk, and Han Zhou has already given it to Lin Xihang.
It's just that Lin Xihang needs to think more about what to play.
For the sketch program, Han Zhou came up with four sketches. Originally, the annual Spring Festival Gala only required six sketches.
So Han Zhou was only prepared to choose two from the beginning.
Now one more spot has been reserved, and the number of dance programs has been reduced to three.
There are two spots left, and Han Zhou is optimistic that Ma Jing can win one.
In fact, you need to choose one.
Therefore, we still need a song and a skit to work together.
Han Zhou did not answer the question, but looked at Fu Hao: "Do you have any opinions?"
Of course Fu Hao has opinions.
For Beijing circles, in previous years, the Spring Festival Gala was the highlight!
At least three sketches by Beijing actors, at least one Peking opera program, at least three songs, at least two singing programs by Beijing actors, at least one group dance program, and at least one sketch.
This year, no one from the Beijing circle has been selected so far, but there are only two spots left!
At this time, others will not let you. If you beat the last two places, there may be no one in the Beijing circle.
Fu Hao: "I think it's unfair. Director Han thinks other people's sketches are not funny. So, are your four sketches really funny?"
Han Zhou: "You can read the script."
"However, if people who are not participating in the role want to read the script, they must first place a deposit of 50 million with the program team."
The two hundred or so people present were stunned.
What does this mean?
Han Zhou: "If after you watch it, the program is leaked before the Spring Festival Gala, the deposit will be collected directly."
"If you are willing, you can sign up to see it."
Han Zhou turned to look at Zhang Jiuquan: "You are responsible for this matter together. Whether you are a candidate for an actor or someone who wants to see the quality of my script, we will handle it together."
Zhang Jiuquan: "Okay boss!"
Zhang Jiuquan is used to calling him boss.
But on this occasion, he was called boss instead of director, which made Fu Hao and others feel that Han Zhou did it on purpose.
Deliberately? Overthinking, each of Han Zhou's books is worth more than 50 million, and the 50 million deposit is considered small.
What? Are you saying I'm overbearing?
How can the Beijing circle be overbearing?
However, I, Mr. Han, am learning advanced experience from you, haven’t I learned it now?
Fu Hao said coldly: "You don't want others to read it? What if we read it and you leak the book yourself?"
Han Zhou put away the paper in his hand: "You deserve it too."
"Security, throw him out."
Many people at the scene changed their expressions.
Things have changed.
The tyrant on the set lives up to his reputation.
However, if you really have the chance, you must cooperate with this tyrant.
Because the tyrant has famous ministers and important ministers!
Yang Ma’s security guards made a lot of moves. Fu Hao was lifted up and walked out, shouting: “I want to be exposed by the media!”
Han Zhou was happy: "Expose it as you please."
"As long as the Spring Festival Gala has high ratings, who cares about you?"
"Ignorant and fearless."
"The clown."
As soon as these words came out, everyone present probably understood that if Han Zhou dared to say this, it must be because the quality of his scripts was really inferior to previous years, otherwise he would not dare to say such things.
When you talk like this, you are really confident and you are not afraid of anyone coming to take advantage of you.
Because, when the ratings come out on the day of the Spring Festival Gala, no matter how negative it is, it will still be negative. Instead, it is equivalent to a huge wave of publicity directed at Han Zhou personally.
Han Zhou raised his head and said, "It's time to finish the work."
The people present dispersed instantly.
There are only two damn chances, so hurry up and get ready!
Even if we count the three that feature popular actors singing every year, there are only five shows left.
Moreover, in these three programs, Han Zhou does not arrange his own people?
Whose TV series and movies were the most popular this year and last year? Isn’t it justifiable for Han Zhou to arrange his own people?
Maybe if we add this quota, there will only be four or even three spots left.
If you don’t do this, you’ll be dead next year!
And many sketch actors are eyeing Han Zhou's four scripts.
Although four programs have been confirmed, the actors have not been confirmed.
If you can get the chance to star by yourself, how is it different from preparing a show by yourself? It will be easier!
Zhang Jiuquan, the deputy, used to be famous among the audience as the Emperor of Foot Washing City, but now he has become a popular director overnight.
Who dares to call him with a subtitle? They are all:
"Director Zhang, I want to take a look at those books to see if I am suitable!"
"Director, I said before that I wanted to work with you, but I didn't expect that I haven't met you yet in terms of TV dramas. I wonder if I will have a chance in this sketch!"
"Director, do you think I'm suitable? Oh, of course I'm talking about the script..."
Zhang Jiuquan responded humbly: "Hey! You've overstepped your bounds! You've overstepped your bounds! Only Director Han can call you Daoer, call me Assistant Director Zhang!"