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Chapter 236 Palace Jade Liquid Wine?

Chapter 236 Palace Jade Wine,?

Author: The falling knife on a rainy night

Chapter 236 Palace Jade Wine,___________?

For this show, Han Zhou did not specifically write songs.

Instead, the lyrics version of "General's Order" was used, which is "Men Should Be Strong."

Many viewers will feel familiar when they hear it.

"Where have you heard this song before?"

"How is it possible? This song is very masculine and nice. If it is not a new song, I will definitely remember it. I have a better memory."

"Haha, do you have a good memory? I've heard this song before. Isn't it the song "General's Order" they danced to in "Summer of Idols"? It's just that this time Han Zhou added lyrics to it and it became a song.

Sing!"

As soon as this was said, everyone reacted.

"I'm just going to tell you this intro sounds familiar."

On the stage, the young warriors had already completed a very exciting performance routine.

All kinds of dazzling bells and whistles.

Just when the audience was amazed at how powerful these children's martial arts were, Wu Li appeared on the stage wearing a Hanfu.

"Facing the waves with pride

Hot blood is like the red sunlight

Guts are like iron, bones are like fine steel

A broad mind and a far-sighted vision

I work hard and become a good man!"

During the singing, the teenagers boxed together, and then Wu Yue went up to correct some of their moves that were not in place.

Just like a master guiding his disciples during morning exercises.

In fact, such a scene is the most suitable way for martial arts to take to the stage.

This scene represents inheritance.

The inheritance of martial arts does not necessarily mean being able to fight a lot, nor does it mean becoming a humanoid.

Rather, it is passed down as a culture.

In this culture, everyone gets what they need.

Inheritance is the greatest feeling that martial arts brings to the audience.

Because of the Internet, when people talk about a certain culture, they say that such a good thing has to be discontinued.

When you ask him to go to the inheritance and become an apprentice, he doesn't go.

But that doesn't mean he's wrong.

Everyone can do something for the inheritance of culture, even if it is just a word.

Funding is support, assistance is support, so why not support?

The inheritance of martial arts, compared with the exquisiteness of the martial arts itself, is more likely to arouse the good impression of the audience. This is something naturally driven by human nature.

"Be a good man and improve yourself every day

A hot-blooded man, brighter than the sun

Let the sea and the sky gather energy for me

to create the world

Go for my ideal!"

Amid the high-pitched singing, Wu Li opened the front of his robe and performed a set of identical punches.

Tiger and tiger make wind.

When the young actors were playing, they were already very beautiful, full of energy, very exciting, and even exquisite.

When Wu Yue was boxing, the masculine and energetic feeling made people feel the gap even more.

Letting a bad chess piece come out will not be able to compare with the strength of the opponent.

The young warriors who were already very powerful were all in front of them, and Wu Li's martial arts seemed even more like the techniques of gods, and his skills were almost Taoist.

A simple action captured the audience's psychology.

"Look again at the vast blue sky and the majestic

I am a man and I should strengthen myself

Stand tall and hold your chest high, let's all be the pillars

Be a good man

Use me to heat up a hundred points

shine a thousand rays

be a good man

Hot blood, hot intestine~

Brighter than the sun!!!”

Amidst the fierce singing, after Wu Yue finished beating him once, the little warrior followed suit again.

With Wu Yue in front, it looks like a set of punches is performed three times, and the three times give people a completely different feeling.

Young people are indeed brave, and middle-aged people are even more sophisticated.

Young and old work together to create an unstoppable force!

At the scene, many people shouted: "Okay!!!"

Applause burst out.

To be honest, is Chen Yiran good at singing? In just three minutes, Chen Yiran is now the most famous child star in the country.

However, the applause for "Congratulations" was not as good as this martial arts show.

Although everyone doesn't say it, many people believe in their bones that the Chinese are the coolest.

To this day, many people are still saying that if you say martial arts is great, why don’t you go to the ring, go to UFO, or go to KFC?

No, as long as there is a ring stage and a referee, isn't it just a performance?

Are the rules of commercial performances used to measure a killing technique?

The great boxers of ancient martial arts, those masters of swordsmanship, and those masters of spearmanship, thought of using fists to kill people with swords and guns, and thought of using boxing and sword training to strengthen their bodies, but who could have thought that hundreds or thousands of years later, there would be a stage,

Need to perform performance fighting under certain rules?

There is no logic at all in trying to use black martial arts that cannot be performed on stage.

When martial arts appears on the stage, the applause of the audience tells everyone that our own is the best, because we are the best.

This is the spirit of martial arts.

Confidence is strength.

When the martial arts program ended, Gu Yu and another male host sighed: "The young people are full of vitality."

Male host Archie: "The middle-aged mainstay."

Lan Heyun: "What about old age?"

Guyu smiled: "Times are changing, but there is still a place for the elderly."

Lan Heyun: "That's true, but the times are changing so fast, can the elderly keep up?"

Guyu: "Who knows whether it is a good thing to keep up or not to keep up? Don't underestimate the elderly. Those who should be able to keep up can catch up. Those who shouldn't keep up should be firmly rejected!"

Lan Heyun: "Hey, there's an old lady here, let's see what she says."

An old lady who looked energetic, kind and a little fat was on the stage.

She is Zhao Xirong, a famous sketch actor in Northeast China, and she is an old Spring Festival Gala memory in the hearts of the audience.

This time, they went out to pick up Han Zhou's notebook.

On the stage, the camera is given to the other side of the stage.

Female secretary: "Attention everyone, the general manager is here!"

The dancers at the scene danced in an international style, and the manager suddenly shouted: "Stop, stop, stop!"

Secretary: "What's wrong?"

Manager: "Our western restaurant has been renamed Queen Mother Restaurant, why are we still playing this song?"

If it were a previous life, no one would know what a famous scene this was, but at this time, the audience was thinking about what this show was about.

In recent years, the Spring Festival Gala has created sequelae of sketches for the audience.

For three consecutive years, netizens have been betting on the topic on the Internet. They can guess exactly what the skit will be about.

There are also people who make online live broadcast programs, and they launch live broadcasts specifically to complain about the Spring Festival Gala. As a result, the programs are almost all right.

The name of this sketch is called "Adventures at Work".

The audience already has a picture in their mind based on the Spring Festival Gala in recent years.

An unlucky guy who was responsible for making jokes went to apply for the job.

As a result, it just delayed the manager's important task.

The manager didn't want to hire him.

During the conversation, the manager said that the chairman's son wanted to come to the company for a private visit incognito. Then he mistakenly thought that this unlucky guy was the chairman's son, so he started to flatter him.

As a result, the real master has arrived.

The manager scorned the real gentleman and flattered the fake gentleman, confusing everyone.

At first, Mr. Zhen thought that the manager was being unflattering and was deliberately venting his dissatisfaction with him, but he remained calm.

As a result, after a series of misunderstandings and comparing the manager's behavior, the essence of the manager was revealed.

Then something happened, which proved that although the manager was a licker, he was not a bad person at heart. Then, while scolding him not to "flatter" and "don't deceive others," the manager proposed a gift package, "It's almost the Chinese New Year, and I actually prepared gifts for everyone."

...'

Then the show ends.

After seeing the words "Working Adventure", the audience rehearsed the plot in just one second.

However, as the program progressed, everyone realized how wrong they were.

"It's from the Price Bureau!"

Manager: "What's going on?"

Secretary: "Let me quote the price of the vegetables."

Manager: "Just say I'm not here!"

Secretary: "Hey, our manager said he is not here."

Just this joke, which many people had forgotten its origin in the previous life, has won a lot of praise in this world, and the audience burst into laughter.

Many celebrities watching the Spring Festival Gala in the front row felt extremely uncomfortable having to maintain their appearance.

And some celebrities, instead of pretending, just hugged their bellies and laughed numbly.

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Like Erguotou."

Female Secretary: "What does it mean to be like Erguotou? That is, water mixed with Erguotou!"

Manager: "Hey... nonsense! What kind of Erguotou is mixed with water! When you get here, it has to be called Palace Yuye Wine~"

Old lady: Oh, how much does a cup cost?

Manager: “One hundred and eighty cups!”

By now, of course the audience understands what the story is.

It's just a restaurant that uses cheap food, packages it, sells it at a high price, and deceives diners.

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Where's the white one?"

Female secretary: "White radish."

The manager was disgusted: "You talk too much! What a white radish? Now you can't call it a white radish. It has to be called a palace white radish."

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong seemed to have seen it all: "What about the green one?"

The manager's face was narrow and he smiled evilly: "Palace green radish."

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Then this yellow... I know the yellow one, it's the palace carrot!"

The manager danced with joy: "Oh, that's so smart, palace carrot!"

The meme comes at a moment when the audience doesn't expect it.

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Just this plate of radishes costs 5 yuan, right?"

Manager: "Where is it, 80!"

The audience laughed like crazy.

But when laughing, many people don’t realize one thing: why is it funny?

The old lady from the countryside, no matter how deceived the manager was, she always believed that a big plate of radishes would only cost five yuan.

This is actually a double irony.

On the one hand, they say, 'Old lady, you are so ignorant. He has packed the radishes like this. How can he sell them for five yuan?'

On the one hand, he said again, 'You have been deceived by countless people in your own lives, but it's just the old lady who didn't fall for it.'

This phenomenon is so common. In this era, this kind of packaging is almost the norm. Without packaging, it is abnormal.

People's hearts are not as old as they used to be, and the world is in decline, so it's funny that someone brought it to the table.

This kind of laughter is not just laughter, but also ridicule, a mockery of social phenomena.

In the past Spring Festival Gala, the audience was always taught what to do, so why not teach some non-ordinary viewers what to do? Didn't Han Zhou set an example?

If you try to do things on ordinary people, it will only arouse the disgust of the ordinary audience. If you do things on these beasts, the effect will be better immediately!

Manager: "Didn't I tell you? We can't call it a carrot here, we have to call it a gathering of heroes!"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "It's a gathering of all the heroes. I think it's just a carrot meeting, hahahaha!"

Soon, the classic scene also came.

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong sang: "If I talk nonsense, I will be a stick."

The manager smiled and sang: "Palace Yu Ye Liquor."

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "One hundred and eighty cups."

Manager: "How's the wine?"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Listen to me blowing for you——"

"Look at my mouth! One cup will satisfy your appetite."

Manager: "I shouted beautiful."

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "You won't lose your kidneys after two cups."

Manager: "Haha, it's still beautiful."

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Three to five cups and I'm down."

"Guarantee your little face."

The manager tilted his head: "How is it?"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong continued to wave her handkerchief and sing: "There is red in the white."

"Red reveals black."

"Ah? Hei Bu Liu Ji (Manager: Huh?) Green Baji (Manager: Ouch)!"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "It's blue (Manager: What color is it), purple."

"The pink color is so beautiful."

The manager breathed a sigh of relief and patted his leg: "Oh, you scared me."

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "How is this wine?"

The manager sang: "This wine is so beautiful, ah beautiful, ah beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful - so beautiful!"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "What's so beautiful about? It's actually the Erguotou with boiled water!"

The manager was anxious: "Why did you sing the truth?"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong covered her mouth: "That's how bald you are."

Manager: "You! You should sing like this!"

"Look at this dish, a gathering of talented people, it's not expensive at all! Come and have a look, try it for yourself! It's so crispy in your mouth! If you don't believe it, try a piece of it to see if it's crispy.

"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. It was indeed a bit crispy!"

Manager: "Why is it so crispy?"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Why are you so brittle?"

Manager: "Let me ask you now?"

"I……"

The manager kept pressing: "Why is it so brittle? Why is it so brittle?"

Mrs. Zhao Xirong sang loudly: "It's just a big radish!"

The manager clapped his hands and shook his head: "You told the truth again!"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong grabbed her mobile phone: "Did you hear clearly?"

The manager was confused: "Hey! Who are you talking to?"

Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Price Bureau!"

If sketches are just that, then this sketch can be said to be good-looking and funny, but it is by no means a classic.

After learning that the old lady had reported the secret to the Price Bureau, the manager still had the same flattering look.

It seems that flattery for the sake of making money has been engraved in his bones.

Even if the old lady scolds him with her writing pen, even if the old lady directly calls him a stick, he is still flattering her.

This ending, which requires no education, made many viewers think a lot.

This kind of lively dog ​​thing is so effective for the show.

"This manager made me laugh so hard."

"Hahaha~burp"

but!

Are such people rare in life?

Are there such people around you in life?

Are you this kind of person in life?

After thinking about it carefully, the answer seems a bit absurd and too real.

If the program ends here, then this program will be an advanced version of the "educational sketch" of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years. With strong script skills, this sketch is written to be educational, funny and beautiful.

But, the show didn't end like this.

The manager is always flattering, worshiping money, and greedy.

And the old lady still has one paragraph left in the end.

So free and easy.

This scene will leave an unforgettable impression on the nearly 600 million viewers currently in front of the TV set!

"Going in all directions, the road is long and the water is long!"

"Confused from village to village, walking in all directions——"

A free and easy song, a free and easy person, a strange story, a farce.

In front of the TV, a sketch actor who did not go to the Spring Festival Gala this year was sulking. In front of his wife: "Look at how big a brain this guy has..."

"A low-quality product is more exciting than the TV series..."

"Why can't I write a sketch like this?"

His wife put an ashtray over for him: "If you can't write well, just study. Study hard. You'll still have a chance next year. If you don't succeed next year, you'll still have a chance the year after."

The sketch actor sighed, then raised his head: "How about I just join the new world?"

"As the saying goes, if you are close to red, you will be red, and if you are close to ink, you will be dark. If you are close to Han Zhou, maybe you can write this kind of script?"

"No matter how hard it is, if you can't write anything, it's more reliable to ask him to write one than to be stuck like this?"



On the stage, a new show has arrived.

The main program of the Spring Festival Gala is still singing. After all, a song only lasts five minutes, and a skit lasts ten minutes.

So as soon as "Working Adventure" ends, the song comes right away.

The audience never expected that this year's songs with full New Year flavor would come one after another, as if writing songs for Han Zhou was like breathing and he could never hold it back.

"Find some free time, find some time

Take the children with you and go home often to see them

Bring a smile, bring wishes

Accompany your lover and go home often

Mom prepared some nagging

Dad prepared a table of good food

Talk to your mother about the troubles in life

Talk to dad about work!"

The reason why Han Zhou performed "Where Has the Time Gone" at the Shudu 568 Concert in the first place is because in terms of singing effect, time is like learning "Go Home Often".

But in terms of the beauty of the music and the simplicity and touchingness of the lyrics, "Go Home Often" is stronger.

These picturesque lyrics make the hearts of those who cannot return home feel tight.

When a person is in a foreign country, he knows how well he feels.

"Go home often and have a look. Come home and have a look."

Even if I brush my mother's chopsticks and wash the dishes

The old man doesn’t think about how much his children can contribute to the family.

It’s not easy to stay together all your life..."

In the previous life, this song was sung by male and female singers, giving people a feeling of family reunion.

In this life, men and women are still singing together.

It is rare in this life for Chen Feng to have the opportunity to sing a song with Liu Yiling, and it is also the Spring Festival Gala.

In fact, this song feels like a husband and wife singing duet.

Chen Feng also took this opportunity to sing popular songs. After all, during the Spring Festival Gala, he didn't refuse songs other than rock and roll. Isn't that normal? No one would make a fuss about it.

However, although Chen Feng was full of emotions when singing this song, his mind was still on the next song.

In the two years since I met Han Zhou, Han Zhou wrote many songs for Chen Feng, but none of them were serious rock songs that could reach a wide audience.

As for the next song, Chen Feng feels that it has the widest audience among the songs Han Zhou wrote for himself.

A rock song, a patriotic rock song, and Chen Feng’s own favorite rock song.

In the current environment on the Internet, Chen Feng feels that patriotism is his greatest rock-and-roll attitude.

This song will definitely become a well-known modern rock song!

————

Asking for a monthly ticket!

(End of chapter)


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