"I was wrong, I was wrong~" Han Zhou clasped his hands together, placed his fingers together on his forehead, his bangs hanging down from his fingertips, and sincerely begged for mercy with his eyes closed.
Director Ma, the director of the zombie film crew, had a dark face and was as angry as winter, with white smoke floating above his head.
In a martial arts fairy tale, this would at least be an obsession.
Stage managers are assessing the actor's injuries.
"How about it? Can we continue the show?"
The doctor looked at it and said: "It feels like there's nothing wrong with it. Fortunately, it's a rolling pin instead of a baseball bat, and it's a rubber tube instead of a steel tube."
The male makeup teacher who looked a little enchanting: "Why so serious?"
The voice of this voice made everyone, including Han Zhou, feel goosebumps.
Han Zhou was stunned for a moment, why so serious? Special stage? What special stage?
The next moment, Han Zhou realized that what this enchanting teacher meant was 'why be so serious'.
Does that mean there's no problem?
The stage manager smiled: "Does this mean we can continue?"
Enchanting teacher: "Fortunately, many zombie actors are covered with silicone to create body effects, otherwise they would definitely have injured a few."
"As for the actors who were hit in places where silicone was not applied... zombie makeup will paint injuries and bruises anyway, so it won't have any impact."
"I suggest you give them red envelopes to apologize."
Han Zhou was very sincere: "Sorry, I was wrong. I really didn't know filming was going on here."
This place is a newly built community in Hengdian, and the current occupancy rate is not high.
So the crew of this zombie movie chose this place as one of the shooting scenes.
After obtaining the consent of the property owners committee, a notice was sent to the owners.
But Han Zhou is a tenant and has just rented a house, so he is not in the group.
Yesterday, when the crew was setting up the studio, they put up a large public notice board at the entrance of the community to inform them that a temporary filming was about to take place in the community, as well as the time.
But Han Zhou came back too late last night. It was dark and he couldn't see the public sign clearly.
The filming team of this crew is all on the east side. Looking from the front of Han Zhou's apartment window, the filming team can't be seen, only the zombie actors with their teeth and claws can be seen.
After Han Zhou explained, the crew also had difficulties.
Logically speaking, if a large number of zombies appear on the street, they will generally not be misunderstood. Because everyone knows that this is a filming, come on, this is Hengdian!
However, it seems that it is not unexpected for this kind of thing to happen.
After all, this is what the protagonists of zombie movies do...
Moreover, the director recognized Han Zhou and knew that Han Zhou was from the industry. He saw the press conference yesterday.
"As for compensation... we have insurance." Director: "But you have to play a role with us. As an apology, I will give red envelopes to the injured actors without you having to pay."
Han Zhou was stunned for a moment: "But I have to go to the set today, and I'm very pressed for time there."
Director: "It will happen in a while."
"You play the role of a handsome guy who comes to the rescue, but as soon as you show off, you are bitten by a zombie."
Han Zhou: "Then I ask the female zombie to bite me!"
director:"……"
Han Zhou: "Young and beautiful!"
Director: "Okay... let's..."
Ma Dao’s heart: lsp.
Han Zhou's inner thoughts: Was an actor touching his neck with his mouth? Haha, I choose to retreat.
Shit, dedicating yourself to art, you can dedicate yourself, but I have to choose the person!
"You are also lucky. We have almost finished filming. The crew is about to disband and all the scenes have been filmed."
"If I had just started filming and my carefully selected extras were so miserable, I would have to pay hundreds of thousands in lost time."
Han Zhou smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm an idiot!"
At this time, Ye Manyi went downstairs dressed neatly, wearing a scarf and hat, and walked through the area planned next to her that would not wear clothes.
He and Han Zhou looked at each other.
Han Zhou waved his hand: "You go to the studio first, I'll be delayed for two hours at most!"
The director looked over and saw a slender figure wearing a winter coat: "That's..."
"Oh, my... assistant, let her go to the set to arrange things first."
Soon, the charming teacher put makeup on Han Zhou.
Han Zhou: "Teacher, after you finish filming today, are you going to quit the crew?"
"Of course." The enchanting teacher smiled and said, "You have such a good foundation, you can look handsome just by drawing."
Han Zhou: "Make me a little more masculine and more sharp-edged."
"You are already very masculine." The charming teacher raised her orchid finger, put her hand on Han Zhou's left shoulder, and looked in the mirror: "Look, you are already very masculine!"
Han Zhou looked left and right in the mirror: "That makeup makes me look a little older."
"Okay." The charming teacher smiled and started to put on makeup.
Teacher Enchanting only made a few strokes and added a little bit of shadow lines to give Han Zhou's face a sense of vicissitudes of life.
And you can’t tell it’s makeup, it’s very natural.
As expected of a director in a zombie drama, his level is pretty good.
The scenes Han Zhou wanted to film were actually not difficult.
First of all, the survival group surrounded by zombies was blocked here.
A large number of zombies gathered around.
At this time, Han Zhou appeared on the stage. Han Zhou played a guest role. As soon as he appeared, he used a homemade gun to sweep away a zombie, and then chopped up a zombie with a knife.
Then he turned around and showed off to the protagonist group, asking them to follow.
The protagonist group was happy for just two seconds before looking behind Han Zhou in horror.
When Han Zhou turned around, he was grabbed by a female zombie and bit into his throat.
Then a large number of zombies surrounded him.
Then it's over.
Overall, if you want to add a guest character who doesn't care about the plot in the finished film, this scene is already good.
The director had also heard of Han Zhou's reputation and knew that although Han Zhou was mentally ill, he had good acting skills. This clip could be filmed with little effort.
There is also a little bit of humor in it, which can be regarded as a change to the rhythm of the tense zombie movie.
I just cried because the actor's part in the original adjustment session had to be removed.
However, this is too common in the film shooting industry.
Sometimes, a guest appearance by an A-list star may not be edited out in the end, let alone a small role with a salary of 1,000 yuan.
"Finished!"
The role of Han Zhou lasted half an hour. There were three shots in total. Each shot was saved once, which means six shots were taken and it was over.
Han Zhou smiled and went to the place where the field staff were staying, and found Teacher Yaorao: "Teacher Yaorao, I have a job for five days, are you interested?"
The enchanting teacher Lanhua pointed out: "My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Luanbu. You can call me Uncle Mao, or Aunt Mao, hehe."
Han Zhou did not answer, but continued to invite: "But, the salary will not be paid until next month."
The charming teacher thought for a moment: "Just the last five days? OK, I can take it."
Han Zhou laughed: "Okay, I'll take you to the set."
At this time, Director Ma, the director of "Zombie Rampage" came over.
The director came over and smiled: "Han Zhou, I know you are good at writing songs. The soundtrack for my film is produced by Nanlin Studio, but I don't think the interludes and theme songs they wrote are interesting enough, and I want Hua Guo
Can you write a song that fits the style?"
Han Zhou became energetic.
Selling songs, right?
I have so many underworld songs here, I don’t know how to use them!
"Interlude, theme song? No problem, I can write it, just wait."
Han Zhou borrowed paper and pen from the field manager and started writing.
Director Ma immediately waved his hand: "Come here, get a song contract!"
Director Ma decided whether Han Zhou's writing was good or not, and he wanted the song himself.
Because he has watched "Mr. Hello Tree" and knows that the three major companies are promoting "Mr. Hello Tree".
Although this is not a commercial film, Han Zhou's fame will definitely grow further in the near future.
And using Han Zhou's songs for his own "Zombie Rampage" can also be used for a wave of publicity.
It is cost-effective to spend money to buy a wave of publicity channels.
Soon, Han Zhou wrote two songs and released them.
Just looking at the melody and lyrics, you can't tell much.
However, Han Zhou then began to write arrangements on it.
The horse guide directly retreated tactically!
I have seen lyricists write lyrics quickly, and I have seen composers write music quickly.
It’s not uncommon for songwriters to write a song on the spot.
Anyone who can write quickly is an expert!
But...how come there are gods who write songs on the spot and then write the arrangements on the spot?
You have gone too far!!!
Han Zhou wrote these two songs, one is called "Playing with Monkeys" and the other is called "Happiness".
"Happiness" uses the buried version, the most underworld singing and arrangement version.
And "Monkey Play" is the rock of Secondhand Rose.
Secondhand Rose can be said to have filled the gap in the funeral industry that did not have rock songs in the previous life.
In this life, this job belongs to Han Zhou.
High EQ: There is no way. Standing on the shoulders of the rock godmother, it is Han Zhou’s responsibility to do this.
Low EQ: Too profitable and delicious!
However, this song "Monkey Play" is very powerful, and the part where the suona is played is used as BGM by almost every uploader who edits short videos of ghost movies and zombie movies.
Many people even made a suona version of "Monkey Play" specifically for editing short videos.
This part is similar in style to the Buddha's Light in A Chinese Ghost Story BGM "Tao Dao Dao" and the Black Mountain Old Demon Hundreds of Ghosts Walking at Night.
The suona version of "Monkey Playing" is even more powerful.
So many people, after watching this video, thought that this was the video used in the original version of One Hundred Ghosts Night Parade or Ghost Pick-up.
But the song "Monkey Play", just like the title of the song, is about playing monkey.
Just listening to the suona version, you thought it was some intense underworld thing, a majestic underworld thing. Just listening to it, you felt that the underworld soldiers were passing by and were going to get married. A group of demons and ghosts were carrying a red sedan chair.
Float and jump at the same time.
[Yin soldiers take advantage of the passage, Xiaoyang people avoid it]
But, it is magnificent at any rate.
When listening to the complete song, I feel that the underworld is the underworld, but it is also very funny.
Many of Second Hand Rose's songs are of this style, deliberately distorted and contrasting, forming a psychotic style.
Han Zhou felt that if Director Ma really used this music, he would most likely not use the whole song, but would only use the suona to play that part.
However, Han Zhou still had to write the whole song.
Because there is no saying that a piece of music will be sold again in the future.
Director Ma is musically literate and can read music scores.
But after Director Ma got the manuscript, he felt that his music class was like reading and reading into a dog's belly.
I can understand every note, but when put together, I can't construct the song in my mind.
what is this?
Can a normal person write such a thing?
After Han Zhou finished writing, he still felt a little sorry.
I'm sorry, 'left hand, right hand, slow motion, right hand, left hand, slow motion replay' actually came to this world in this form. If the price was lower, I would definitely not send you out.
Director Ma: "Wait a minute, I'll find a professional to estimate the price."
Soon Director Ma went to send a WeChat message.
After waiting for about ten minutes, a one-minute voice message came from Director Ma’s WeChat.
After clicking on it, the suona roars.
For a moment, Director Ma was shocked.
In front of Director Ma's eyes, a group of ghost cars floated past.
The key is, this ghost car is a bit festive, it looks like a wedding party!
After listening to it once, Director Ma shivered.
His face was flushed, and he wished he could immediately put on his plow and plow two miles of land!
The other party sent a new message: "The song is very weird, but the quality is super high, it's like the underworld."
"The interlude in this song is interesting, but we are not yet proficient in it. Once we have mastered it and recorded a version, it should be very shocking."
Director Ma replied: "I asked him to write it more like the underworld."
“How much is the appropriate price for these two songs?”
The other party: "For newcomers, 30,000 yuan per song, the highest price will be given to the newcomer."
"For a well-known songwriter, 200,000 songs, plus 5% of the song share."
Director Ma: "No, what I want is not the singing rights, what I want is the film and television rights."
The other party: "To touch the porcelain or not to touch the porcelain."
Director Ma: "Bang! The other person is a young man who is very popular now. He is good at writing songs and has done well in film and television. We have bumped into each other, and our marketing points are falling from the sky. It is fantasy to say this, but it will definitely spread if it spreads.
On trending searches.”
The other party: "One million songs, or a total of one million, plus 1% of the movie's profits."
Director Ma thought for a while: "Han Zhou, one million plus one percent of the movie's revenue, I want the film and television rights to these two songs, but you will cooperate with me to promote the movie when the time comes."
Han Zhou was stunned for a moment: "Okay... that's okay, but I want Chen Feng to sing "Monkey Play"."
Director Ma: "No problem!"
When Han Zhou signed the contract and left, Director Ma didn't even realize that Han Zhou had poached his makeup artist while on the set.
Still excited: "Change the script, change the script, this BGM must include a ghost wedding!"
The assistant director reminded: "We are a zombie film, not a ghost film."
Director Ma: "Zombies are not allowed to fall in love? Give the zombie king a little wisdom, let him show a little love, and then welcome the female zombie. Then use this BGM."
"I used to watch the American movie "Mansion of the Living Dead" and there was a scene like this. Americans use it, and so do I!
At this time, Han Zhou took a taxi with the charming teacher and went straight to the suburbs of Hengdian.
Zhang Jiuquan came to the exclusive small courtyard he rented.
The filming of "This Man is from Earth" has officially begun!
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