Chapter 55: Depression and fun are more compatible!
On New Year's Day, Han Zhou, Chen Xiaoyong, and Zhang Jiuquan were fast asleep in the office.
As soon as I fall asleep, I don't know whether it's daylight or daylight.
In the past few days, Han Zhou was editing "This Man is from the Earth", and Chen Xiaoyong and Zhang Jiuquan were involved.
In Han Zhou's words, it cost less than 30,000 yuan to make the movie. How could it be possible to spend 200,000 yuan to have the editor edit the movie? Wouldn't it be a loss?
Moreover, at least 15,000 of the 30,000 yuan was paid by Zheng Jianjun, which can be regarded as Zheng Changhe... Zheng Xiaolong's tuition.
Borrowing equipment from Hengdian's official film and television company only cost 3,000 yuan for two days.
Save so much money!
As for the musical debt, Han Zhou could only say sorry.
When I become popular and make money, one day I will invite a symphony orchestra to play these pure music, but for now, everyone will just listen to it...
Han Zhou rolled over from the single bed, with hair as messy as a chicken nest on his head.
With a confused look on his face, he touched the fire and smoke.
I was going to take a drink of water, but when I touched the cigarette, I took one out.
In the quiet office, smoke started to burn.
A wisp of blue smoke rose.
"Crack!"
The moment the door was knocked open.
There was also a "Zheng!"
Zhang Jiuquan opened the door excitedly and saw Han Zhou draw his sword and raise it in one go.
"There is an assassin, help him!"
"Don't come near me. I'm telling you, I like to kill people in my dreams!"
Zhang Jiuquan was stunned for a moment, then stepped forward and pulled away the unedged sword: "Boss! Let's go watch a movie!"
Han Zhou, who had a messy chicken coop hair style, was holding a cigarette in his mouth. The smoke was so thick that he could not open his right eye.
He turned back to aim at the scabbard with one eye several times before poking the sword back: "What kind of movie are you watching at noon?"
Zhang Jiuquan was dumbfounded: "It's five o'clock! Five o'clock in the afternoon!"
"Boss, you'd better find an assistant. Last year, the actor named Wei Yang died suddenly in his sleep. I think you need someone to check whether you are still alive at regular intervals."
Han Zhou turned over and put on his clothes, and shook the cigarette ashes into a disposable cup: "It's already five o'clock, how do you solve lunch?"
Zhang Jiuquan: "Of course... I didn't eat it."
Han Zhou stood up, put on his slippers, and zipped up his clothes: "Wait until I go to the toilet, and then go eat when I come out."
"Where's two?"
"Second brother is watching the finished film."
Han Zhou washed himself in the company toilet and then walked out.
Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong are ready to go.
The three of them went downstairs and had a set meal at Shaxian Snacks.
When they came out, the three people each lit a cigarette on the roadside.
Zhang Jiuquan: "Go and watch "Mr. Hello Tree"."
"I'm not going." Han Zhou held a cigarette in his mouth and said, "I'm almost sick from looking at it."
I watched every shot during filming, checked the lens library and watched it again, and watched it again during editing. After editing, I watched it three times with Wang Xiya.
No matter how good the acting is, I can't stand watching it so many times in a short period of time!
Besides, Han Zhou is not a narcissistic person. He only appreciates his performance three times at most, so he can no longer be narcissistic.
Chen Xiaoyong: "Come on, Brother Han, let's go take a look and learn how Tianle does film marketing and film format production."
"Besides, today is the premiere of "Hello Mr. Tree"."
"You won't give me any money." Han Zhou: "What does the premiere have to do with me..."
"Forget it, just go."
The three of them got into Hanzhoupo's second-hand van and went all the way to Hengdian Times CBD.
Going upstairs, Chen Xiaoyong went to buy drinks, and Zhang Jiuquan went to get tickets.
Han Zhou admired the small poster of himself in the cinema.
In the theater, the largest poster or roll-up banner belongs to an American film called "Cyborg".
The largest poster on the wall belongs to an American film called "Mars Retrograde."
To put it simply, during the New Year's Day schedule, American films are fighting against each other.
As for domestic films, there is a feature film called "Sleep Safely" and an animated film called "Dora the Mouse".
Han Zhou stood in front of the poster, turned on his phone and took a look.
Wang Xiya sent pictures of statistics on film arrangement rates.
The film scheduling rate of "Mars Retrograde" is as high as 31%.
The film scheduling rate for "Cyborg" is as high as 23%, and it has the largest poster. This may be because they want a smaller box office share than "Mars Retrograde," so theaters are willing to promote them.
"Sleep Safely" has a screening rate of 18%.
"Dora Mouse" has a film schedule rate of 15%.
The combined filming rate of these four movies is as high as 87%.
The film scheduling rate of "Hello Mr. Tree" is 8%.
In order to free up so much film schedule, almost all the films released in the middle of last month were cut off.
Han Zhou opened the ticket purchasing software and wanted to see how the fans scolded him.
After clicking it, Han Zhou had a question mark on his forehead.
"It's so healing! I didn't expect Han Zhou to be a director!"
"An Lan fans don't want to talk, I want to watch your performance."
"Wow, I wasn't in a good mood last year, but now after watching this movie, I'm finally happy. This New Year's Day, save me from being unhappy!"
"One thing to say, the guest appearances by Chen Feng and Liu Yiling are also very entertaining and very interesting to watch."
Han Zhou can only say that he has forgotten that his fans are happy people.
these animals.
How is it different from the college student who tricked the villagers into getting beaten by the psychotic girl?
However, fans rated it very highly.
Up to nine point six.
Those who entered the cinema on the first day were either fans of An Lan, fans of Chen Feng, Liu Yiling, or fans of Han Zhou.
Fans rate it, Tu Yile.
But such a high score can at least stabilize at around 9.2 in the end.
People who sell tickets to watch movies give it a score of 9.2. On a professional rating website, the score should be around 8.5.
However, according to the usual practice of giving one score lower for domestic films and one score higher for foreign films, the final score should be 7.5.
However, Mr. Shu also shoots in a rural style, so the rural style can add 0.5 points.
That's eight points.
In addition to Tianle's own operation and operation, the final score is estimated to be between 8.3 and 8.5.
However, with the publicity of this group of music fans, it’s hard to say whether the score will drop in the future!
Han Zhou opened Weibo.
My last Weibo post was taken on the set of "This Man Is From Earth".
At that time, Han Zhou roped in Ye Manyi and filmed a short scene.
It was probably Han Zhou who taught Ye Manyi the wall bang, and then told Ye Manyi that there was a move called the leg bang.
Finally, there is a video of Ye Manyi kicking Han Zhou in the face.
Most of the comments under the video at this time are relatively short.
"Should!"
"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts me so much! Why didn't I kick it harder!!"
"New friends, don't get me wrong. We feel sorry for Han Zhou. Han Zhou's new movie is so funny. Go watch it!"
Han Zhou's Leziren fan group is transforming from a huge group of patients to the largest telecommunications fraud gang in history.
These people are even still in the comment area: "Brother Meng, An Lan's super chat and comment area are a bit overwhelmed, come and support me quickly!"
Han Zhou conveniently went to An Lan’s Weibo account.
An Lan's last Weibo post was to promote "Hello Mr. Tree".
To be precise, it is a video of An Lan attending the "Hello Mr. Tree" road show in Yanjing in the morning.
An Lan sang "Born to Be Human" on the road show.
An Lan’s fans below: “Ugh, cry to death~”
"I don't want to talk now."
"Downstairs of the cinema, I smoked seven cigarettes. I turned around and saw that the battery of the electric car parked behind me was gone. Damn it!"
"Hahaha, although Goddess An made a lot of sacrifices in this drama, the comedy effect is full. I highly recommend "Mr. Hello Tree"!"
Obviously, this post was left by a fan of Han Zhou.
Soon, An Lan's fans realized something.
Why am I the only one depressed?
Why am I so worried?
"Oh, this "Mr. Hello Tree" is so funny. Han Zhou is really sick... what a talent! It's so depressing... He's cured. I'm so excited that I keep typing the wrong words!"
"Mr. Shu's kneeling was so funny. I laughed when I saw it."
"The mute Xiaomei and the idiot Shuge finally got married, and there was even a sex scene!"
"What? Goddess An is filming a sex scene? Damn it! Check again and report again!"
"Let me buy a ticket to Kangkang and let you know after watching it."
"After watching it, I can say it's so beautiful! Cover your mouth and cry/jpg"
Han Zhou scrolled through Weibo for a long time, and Zhang Jiuquan said: "It's started."
The three of them entered the theater together.
Entering the cinema, the movie started soon.
When the dragon mark ended, along with a very strange sound, the subtitles of Tianle Film and Television appeared.
As soon as the subtitles ended, an even weirder scene emerged.
The tree played by Han Zhou squats on a big tree with no leaves but very dense branches.
Squatting sideways.
Hold your head with one hand.
Raise your head slowly.
Slowly one eye appeared, as if looking at the audience through the screen.
When he raised his head again, his eyes seemed to be looking far away.
The screen went black, and three big blood-red characters of Mr. Shu appeared on the screen.
As the camera moves, a "Sun New City" real estate promotion vehicle with a loudspeaker drives up, promoting the goodness of Sun New City.
The car went away, and the camera stayed on the dilapidated car repair shop at the corner of the dilapidated country street, which did not look like a car repair shop. The camera followed the broken glass window.
Between the sound and light of welding, the camera moved to the tree.
Shu climbed out of the repair hole under the car, not to mention how awkward his body movements were.
"Has the car been repaired?"
Shu Ge's first sentence in the whole play is casual and careless: "Cut~"
"Let him drive..."
Han Zhou didn't want to watch anymore when he saw this, because every scene didn't need to be seen, it existed in Han Zhou's mind, and it was more real than what he saw with his eyes.
Every detail flashes in my mind.
Han Zhou didn't look, but Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong looked intently.
Chen Xiaoyong has watched it once, but he didn't watch it all last time. This time he must watch it carefully.
And Zhang Jiuquan wanted to see what the boss, who finished filming "This Man from Earth" in three days, did in the first movie.
Time flows slowly.
When Brother Shu knelt down, there was a deathly silence in the cinema, and there was no sound.
Many people were confused about the following plots.
The few who understand it are already deep into emo before them.
And most people, as time goes on, also become emo.
When the movie theater was halfway through, there were still many people wondering why they couldn't understand.
In the second half, what can’t be understood? What does this have to do with the plot?
Once you understand the plot of mental illness, it becomes wrong.
I don't understand the plot, but it's so depressing.
As the movie came to an end, the theater was completely silent.
When the movie ended, many people got up in a hurry and fled the theater.
Someone was spread out on the seat.
Someone else said: "Damn it, you are a liar on Mader.com, you are just here to have fun, damn it!"
The brother next to him: "Hurry up and scold you for lying to me!"
The man took out his cell phone: "No, no, no."
Then he posted a review of the movie: "Oh, it's so fun. I laughed like a pen after watching it~ Hahahahaha~ Woohoo, when will I see such a good-looking movie, Woohoo~"
"Beautiful and funny!"
Zhang Jiuquan couldn't calm down after watching it for a long time.
The three of them walked out of the cinema together.
Outside the cinema, it was smoky.
After leaving the gate, many people took out cigarettes and fires, lit them and took a deep breath.
It is estimated that in movie theaters across the country, at least today, the workload of the cleaners will be much greater.
Zhang Jiuquan took a deep drag on his cigarette, and then said: "Fuck! The people who made this movie are nothing!"
Chen Xiaoyong was about to lift the back of his neck when Zhang Jiuquan continued: "It's God!"
Han Zhou said happily: "Let's go back."
"I have to make a song."
Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong became interested: "Is it the song for the "Hello Mr. Tree" roadshow in Shanghai tomorrow?"
"Are you able to listen tonight?"
"What kind of song are you going to write?"
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