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Chapter 78 Going to the Spring Festival Gala to sing? Don't worry!(1/3)

as usual.

Before going to bed at night, this b...site user ‘Lemon Mint Cat’ opened the Beep site.

Before going to bed, it's time to browse through the day's 'Memorial'.

After watching two videos, Lemon Mint’s cat saw the cover of a recommended video on the homepage.

On the cover, there is a simple PS picture.

Three layers of pictures stacked together.

The bottom layer is a piece of paper with the words "Dala Benba" written in pen on it.

The second layer is a picture of a woman riding a dragon flying in the air.

On the third level, there is a playing card K.

The three layers are stacked together, and the bottom of the video cover says 'year-end plan, a very large-cost and sincere work'.

Lemon Mint cats like to watch this kind of porn videos the most.

"A sincere work with a huge cost? The picture of the dragon and the princess in the middle is a screenshot from an online movie."

“Aren’t the rest just taken from what I had on hand?”

Clicking on the video, the lemon mint cat watched the video introduction first.

[1. It tells an old-fashioned story about the Dragon Quest.

2. The video of this work has fulfilled some of my bad tastes.

3. If you think about it carefully, the song itself seems to be...

4. There is a special request when singing a cover: you must come up with the names of all people involved, place names, etc., at least not exactly the same as the original.

5. Thanks to photographer Chen Xiaoyong and deputy director Zhang Jiuquan for their help in this video.】

The lemon mint cat glanced at the up owner's name.

The name is ‘Han Zhou’.

"Hey, as long as I use my real name to surf the Internet, I won't lose my Internet name? Why does this name sound so familiar?"

Of course it sounds familiar. Which shady netizen likes to watch ghosts and beasts and hasn't been baptized by "The Song of Psycho" some time ago?

Subsequently, the music clip of "Born to Be Human" swept all major short video websites. Who is not familiar with the word "Han Zhou"?

The cat with lemon mint clicked the video play button.

The video begins with electronic sounds and the sound of horse hooves.

A picture of a piece of paper also appeared on the screen.

Written from top to bottom on the paper are "Dala Benba", Luo Shui, Xiao Qi, and Han Zhou.

I can’t say whether the font is beautiful or not. I can’t say whether it looks good or not. I can only say that it has a murderous look. After all, the hook of the word “Ba” in Dalabengba scratched the paper.

Luoshui is the most commonly used Chinese virtual singer voice source on the Internet.

Xiaoqi is a little-known Chinese virtual singer.

Han Zhou is the name of the creator and the name of the up owner.

The video I just clicked on is already filled with barrages.

"Repeat seventh time."

"Repeat the ninth time."

"Listen again for the thirteenth time."

"I'll just have no sleep tonight and go into a brainwashing cycle."

“Welcome Hanzhou to settle in Bizhan!”

"Other celebrities will send a video greeting when they come to Bizhan. Only when Han Zhou comes to Bizhan will he drop a depth charge."

Lemon Mint's cat didn't read the barrage carefully, so he didn't realize that the barrage was all about a celebrity named Han Zhou.

And the singing has already begun.

"long long ago

The dragon suddenly appears

Bringing disaster, taking away the princess and disappearing

The kingdom is in danger

Who is the bravest in the world

A brave man came and shouted~"

In the picture, there are photos of lyrics handwritten on paper as the background of the video.

When the dragon suddenly appeared during the song, there was a desktop trash can with two sticky notes on it. The sticky notes said "wings". This was the dragon.

When singing about the princess, a playing card q appeared on the paper, representing the princess.

When the king is sung, a poker king appears on the paper as the king.

Lemon Mint Cat: "Sure enough, it's a big production, haha, it's just a prank on purpose. Let's listen to it again."

The lyrics that followed were something she would never forget.

"I will bring the best sword, climb over the highest mountain, break into the deepest forest, and bring the princess back to me

The king was very happy and asked his name

The young man thought for a moment and said: 'Your Majesty, my name is Dalabengba Bedibdob Dobiruweng.

Say it again, Darabonba Bade Bedibu Dobiruun~’”

"Isn't it, Darabonba Bedibdob Dobiruun?"

"'Ah, yes, yes, Darabeng, Bade Bedibu Dobiluong~'"

At this time, the lemon mint cat had question marks all over his head.

What is this (shà)? What is this? What is this? What is this???

The barrage even broke into laughter.

"Ace of Spades: I never thought I would become a warrior's sword."

"Ace of Spades: I never thought I would become the sword of the King of Clubs."

"As expected of a king, he is just like Niubi. He pronounced the name right the first time."

Seeing this barrage, the Lemon Mint cat had an ominous premonition.

"Hero Darabeng

Ride the fastest horse



The Princess and the Terrible Dragon

The hero draws his sword~"

The process is twists and turns. The props used in the background video include a transparent plastic cup as the mountain, a pot of withered pothos as the forest, other cards as the subjects, coins as the twelve gold coins, and a roll of toilet paper as the fastest horse.

"The dragon said: 'I am Kuntukutakatikotsuwa Silason

Again, Kuntukutakatikot Suvasirazon’

'Is it, Gwent Fiddle, Baked Egg Tarts and Soda Marathon?'

"No, it's Kuntukutakatikotsuvasilason~"

Then, the names of people started to emerge, such as 'Dalabenba Bedibedibdobiluong', 'Kuntukutakatikotsuwa Silason' and 'Princess Mia Morasuna Dany Shilihong'.

Big fight.

When the lemon mint cat reacted, he heard the last sentence:

"To avoid future trouble

The child is called Wang Haoran

His full name is very difficult to pronounce

I don’t want to say it again~”

Why did you go so early?

After watching the video end, Lemon Mint Cat thought carefully: "This is a very new art. I will listen to it again and then criticize it."

Once again, again, again, again, again...

That night, the 'Lemon Mint Cat', who was about to go to bed right away, provided this video with seventeen views, two coins, one favorite, and thirty-five comments.

The comment area is also very lively:
To be continued...
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