There are clouds lingering in the mountain top garden, and the sound of rain and dew dripping down the branches and leaves is heard one after another. Because of a lotus pond, a sword mountain, and the precious tripod where onions and garlic are planted, the entire mountain top garden has a spiritual energy. It is very prosperous. It is reasonable for Tong Yu, Zhang Luobai and Zhuang Yirong to make rapid progress after cultivating in this environment.
Early in the morning, Dong Zang made bowls of eel noodles.
Zhi Zhi, Chu Yu, Tong Yu, Zhang Luobai, and Zhuang Yirong each ate one bowl, Lin Zhao ate two bowls, Chen Ben ate three bowls, and Muzhen was training soldiers in the army and did not come back to eat. As for Wang The old Taoist also ate a bowl, wiping his mouth and looking like he was still satisfied. Dongzang immediately smiled and said, "Mr. not full?"
"Um!"
Wang Laodao nodded heavily: "But there is no need to give me another bowl, I will wait for lunch!"
"OK."
Dongzang had a gentle temper and nodded with a smile. She didn't care that it was just an extra pair of chopsticks for one more person to eat. Moreover, Dongzang was clever and had Xingnu's cultivation, so cooking was just a trivial matter for her.
Lin Zhaoqing counted the magic weapons and prepared them confidently in front of Tian Tianju.
"You still want to go to Ghost World?"
Zhi Zhi frowned and said: "I was severely injured last time. What if I encounter danger this time? How about... I accompany you to go to the ghost world?"
"It's fine."
Lin Zhao smiled and shook his head: "Don't go. The world of ghosts is in chaos now. If you, a twelve-level swordsman, really appear in the world of ghosts, those chaotic ghost kings may point their fingers at you, which will be troublesome." Yes, but if I, a Nine Realm Sword Cultivator, went over, they wouldn’t take it seriously, so I’ll just be more careful next time.”
"Um."
Gao Zhi had no choice but to agree. In the Shanding Villa, Lin Zhao had the power to act arbitrarily on all major matters. After all, in the entire Shanding Villa, no one could compare with him in terms of vision and planning, and everyone also had the power to act arbitrarily. Trust his decision.
…
"Dong Zang."
Lin Zhao carried two swords on his back, glanced at Dong Zang who was washing himself outside, and said with a smile: "You seem to have become more beautiful today, and you feel radiant. What's going on? Is there something happy? Is it possible?" "
Dongzang was stunned: "No..."
"oh."
Lin Zhao didn't ask any more questions. He just took a look at Dongzang and felt that she was indeed different from before. Both her appearance and temperament had improved a lot. The reason for this was because she was so lazy and lazy. , I only know that it is related to the old Taoist who read fortune telling? At this time, the old Taoist was carrying his luggage and leaning on his hiking pole, preparing to go down the mountain.
"Lin Zhao."
Wang Laodao stood on the mountain road and said with a smile: "Are you going on a long journey today?"
"Um."
Lin Zhao nodded: "Go to the west to find someone. Are you going down the mountain?"
"That's not the case."
Wang Laodao grinned and said: "It's really embarrassing to eat and drink for nothing every day at the mountain top. I don't plan to set up a stall in a small town, look at people's faces, test calligraphy, earn some copper coins and give them back to Dong Dong." Zang buys groceries, after all, we are all one family!"
"ah?"
Lin Zhao looked surprised, this is a family?
The two of them went down the mountain together. On the mountain road, a muscular figure flew over. It was Chen Ben. This young warrior who was only 16 years old was tall and strong, but his childish look remained on his face. He smiled and said: "Lin Ben" Brother Zhao, there is a martial arts competition between cavalry and soldiers in the camp today. Master asked me to ask you, do you have time to read it?"
"No time."
Lin Zhao smiled and said: "I have other things to do, so I won't go."
"Oh, I got it."
"Wait!" Chen Ben was about to leave when the old Taoist stopped him and said, "My little friend, I see that you have a sharp head and a noble face. If you don't mind, can the old Taoist read your palm for you?"
"Do you want money? Don't look at it. I don't have money." Chen Ben said.
"..."
The old Taoist narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "I don't want any money. I just hold out my hand and I'll show it to you."
"Okay, thank you, senior."
Chen Ben stretched out his hand.
The old Taoist took one look at him and pushed his hand away, pinched his fingers and said, "It's so pitiful. I am destined to be a bachelor. I will never get a wife in my life. Alas... I really have no luck with women at all!"
Chen Ben wasn't angry either, he just scratched his head and said with a shy smile: "I'm still young, so it doesn't matter if I don't have any luck with women. Besides, brother Lin Zhao doesn't have any luck with women either, so he's not living a good life either." , respected by the world?”
"ah?"
The old Taoist glanced at Lin Zhao beside him and wondered if this silly boy had some misunderstanding about your brother Lin Zhao? But he still smiled and said: "Yes, yes, if there is no destiny for women, there will be no destiny for women, right?" It doesn’t affect your boxing practice, just your sword practice. I have learned a lesson from traveling around the world for most of my life. Those immortal monks on the mountain will definitely become weaker once they get married and have a wife. Alas, women will only affect you. You don’t have to use the speed of your punches and swords!”
Chen Benshen thinks so!
Lin Zhao also thinks it makes sense!
Immediately, the three soldiers were divided into three groups. Lin Zhao Yu Jian went to Gui Xia Tianxia again, Chen Ben returned to the military camp, and Wang Laodao went to the small town to set up a stall to cheat.
…
At the foot of the mountain, in a small town.
Wang Laodao set up a stall in front of a tavern. The business of this tavern was mediocre. It was said that the owner usually mixed the wine with too much water, which was discovered by a group of quack monks. These quack monks did not dare to kill him. The town has the rules of a small town, and there are several people who have gone to the Five Realms to guard the town. As long as they are not heinous, no one dares to kill anyone in Tianchi Town.
However, those monks were also ruthless. They took turns in front of the tavern and cursed the evil boss. They cursed for a full half a month before leaving. It is said that not long after they came down from the mountain, they met the demon clan in the middle and fifth realms, and they all died in the realm. , so the aunts and uncles in the small town are spreading the word that those Jianghu people are actually good people who were killed by the black-hearted tavern owner.
As a result, the business of this tavern was getting worse and worse. After some lobbying by Wang Laodao, a wine table was given up to him to set up a stall. So, Wang Laodao began to operate in the small town.
Early in the morning, Tong Yu took Zhang Luobai and Zhuang Yirong down the mountain and sent them to the academy.
When passing by the tavern, Zhang Luobai recognized him at a glance and hurriedly clasped his fists: "Fellow Taoist, I didn't expect you to set up a fortune-telling stall here."
As he spoke, he patted his book bag carelessly and said, "If you can figure out what Master Sword Immortal is carrying in his book bag today, I will take it out for you to eat."
"oh?"
Wang Laodao narrowed his eyes and immediately scolded the little bastard for being full of bad things. Today, there was nothing to eat in Zhang Luobai's book bag. On the contrary, there was a piece of dried horse manure. If he guessed it correctly, could it be that Did you really take it out and eat it? As for Zhang Luobai, a hornet's nest recently appeared on an old poplar tree in the academy. I heard that the wasps would stop stinging if they were smoked, so I picked up a piece of dried hornets yesterday. Manure, this dry horse manure will make a lot of smoke when burned. Now, if fellow Taoist Wang could guess it, it would be his lunch, but it’s a pity that he can’t poke out the hornet’s nest.
"well……"
The naughty kid sighed, thinking about what Dean Gu had just taught yesterday about worrying before the world's worries. The hornet's nest in the academy is so big. As the only first-level swordsman in the academy, he has the responsibility. It's a pity that this horse
Manure cannot extinguish a hornet's nest, but it will end up being Taoist Wang's lunch.
"Can not guess."
Wang Laodao counted with his fingers and said: "My little friend, there is a secret hidden in his book bag. It can be said to be unpredictable!"
"Hahahaha~~~"
Zhang Luobai laughed proudly.
Wang Laodao's eyes fell on Zhuang Yirong and said with a smile: "Yirong, it will be a while before your gentlemen will give lectures. Don't be in a hurry. Why don't you let me take a look at your palm. If you can read it well,
How about you give me the two candied date rice dumplings hidden in your book bag?"
"ah?!"
Zhuang Yirong was shocked. How did this old gentleman know that there were two candied date rice dumplings in his schoolbag? Those were left for him by his master after breakfast. He said that female martial artists also consume a lot of physical energy, so they should eat more during class.
When eating rice dumplings, Master Gu will definitely not blame you, just don't eat too loudly.
At this time, Zhuang Yirong already regarded Wang Laodao as a genuine old god, so he stretched out his hand and said: "Old sir, what do you think my fortune is?"
"oops!"
Wang Laodao just glanced at it, and immediately patted his thigh and said: "Your clothes and appearance are incredible. You are born with a noble destiny. You may have the honor of an emperor and empress in the future. Tsk, tsk, tsk, follow your master well from now on.
And the owner of the mountain, Lin Zhao, who studies hard and practices boxing, may become the one with the highest status in the entire mountain top garden."
"ah?!"
Zhuang Yirong blinked his big eyes: "How high is it?"
"Well...it's so high! Anyway, it's very high!"
Wang Laodao raised his palms and gestured casually, and then hooked his hands: "Bring me two candied date rice dumplings. If my words don't come true when you grow up, come to me and I will give you ten candied date rice dumplings!"
Zhuang Yirong happily took out two rice dumplings and raised them high: "Here you go, here you go!"
"well……"
Tong Yu sighed, holding his forehead and being speechless. These two new generations of our mountain top garden look a little silly!
"Okay!"
Tong Yu coughed lightly and said: "Hurry up and go to the academy. We are not allowed to stay any longer. Get dressed and carry your school bag! Zhang Luobai, put your wooden sword away. You are not allowed to follow me."
The big yellow dog on the road competes with the big white goose, otherwise I won't be polite!"
When this senior sister said you were welcome, she was really rude, so Zhang Luobai had to be obedient.
At this time, Wang Laodao looked at Tong Yu.
Tong Yu trembled and frowned: "I don't count my fortune, so don't think about it."
Wang Laodao smiled and said: "Tong Yu, I don't want to tell your fortune either. The mystery of your destiny is revealed, and you even have secrets hidden in it. I, the old Taoist priest, don't want to reveal the secrets, but you don't have to be disappointed. Why don't I tell you how a Taoist hunts ghosts?"
story?"
"..."
Tong Yu trembled all over and whispered: "We'll talk about it when I come back..."
…
On the mountainside, in front of Shanjun Temple.
Su Shanjun slapped his thigh and said in annoyance: "Tong Yu, Tong Yu, can you just listen to that old guy's story? Or is it that I, Su Shanjun, didn't tell the story touchingly enough?"
On the side, Han Buyu pinched his nose: "You have gone through those few stories over and over again, and you still want to trick Tong Yu into giving him spiced peanuts?"
