Chapter 1382 I can trick this silly girl into giving birth to ten children.
The "Ice and Fire Island Bank Restricted Area" in the direction of the stern of the ship gradually became farther and farther away, and finally disappeared below the sea level at the end of the field of vision.
Luo Jie had just finished clearing the remaining poison from the body of "The Man-Eating Courtesan Red Silk" when he heard the deafening serial bombardment of the "Royal Magnetic Drum Crown Seven-shot White Iron King Cannon" coming from the deck.
"Iceberg Secretary Kalifa" jumped out of the air door and reported to Luo Jiehui: "Mr. Nightmare, there is a propeller flying... person who is attacking us!"
"Propeller Flyer?" "Snow Girl Monet", who was always taken by Luo Jie, immediately reacted, "That is the leader of our Don Quixote family, "Buffalo Buffalo"!"
Luo Jie vaguely remembered that there was such a person under "JOKER Doflamingo". He had a very promising superhuman type [Revolving Fruit], but it was completely abandoned. Its greatest use was to put it on his neck and legs.
The propeller uses its own body as an airplane, and occasionally acts as a powerful fan.
In the original book, every time this guy appears, he is either beaten or on the way to being beaten. His combat prowess is such that even "Nami" can be beaten easily. He is just a role to play.
"When you landed on the island, "Caesar" thought you were here to destroy important equipment in the laboratory, so he asked me to call "Dressrosa" for reinforcements... "Buffalo Buffalo" should be sent by the young master.
One of the reinforcements, but he is not a combatant, there should be at least one combatant accompanying him."
"Monet"'s words were confirmed by "Kalifa", she nodded and said: "Yes, the propeller flying man also carries a young woman wearing a maid uniform. Her body can conjure various weapons.
Our ship is being bombarded from the air...Currently, the "Arrita" is firing back, but the opponent has air superiority and cannot shoot it down for a while."
"Monet" showed a true expression and said: "The person wearing the maid uniform should be the family cadre "BABY-5". The abilities of these two people are well matched, so they usually go out together."
"Kalifa" adjusted her glasses, looked at "Monet" strangely, and said, "Is it really appropriate for you to betray your companion's information like this?"
"Monet" smiled bitterly, but didn't say anything else.
Although the cadres of the Don Quixote family are called family members, they actually implement an extremely cruel system of survival of the fittest internally. Only those who are deemed useful by the young master "Doflamingo" can enter the core circle of the family.
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She stood out from the orphans adopted by the Don Quixote family by defeating countless children at the same time. She was also given the [Snow Fruit], so she was only loyal to the young master in her heart, and she really had nothing to do with the so-called "companions".
Real feeling.
"Oh, the weapon girl is here too..." Luo Jie's eyes were somewhat meaningful.
Among all the subordinates of "JOKER Doflamingo", he was the one who had the deepest impression on this "BABY-5".
It's not that this woman's long-legged maid dress is very annoying to him...well, he admits that it's mainly because of this.
On the other hand, the Devil Fruit ability of "BABY-5" is very special.
【Weapon Fruit】.
As the name suggests, part or all of the body can be turned into a weapon. And because the body is a weapon, it can be reassembled even if it is scattered or destroyed, which is almost equivalent to the "Elementalization" of the bug ability of natural fruits.
This thing is definitely a god-level fruit, but it is a pity that in the hands of the long-legged maid "BABY-5", it is another example that has been developed and wasted.
Not to mention turning into heavy equipment such as tanks, even if the hands turn into two Gatling guns, coupled with the air superiority of "Buffalo Buffalo", it is enough to activate the unparalleled lawn mowing mode in any situation.
But she just chose to exploit her shortcomings and avoid her strengths. She kept her powerful hot weapons with long range unchanged, but insisted on changing to cold weapons such as swords, and then exposed her weakness of not being good at close combat to her opponents, and there was no surprise.
Gorgeous defeat.
"Let's go up and have a look."
Luo Jie called "Monet" and walked into the air door opened by "Kalifa" together. A few seconds later, the three figures appeared on the bow deck of the "Bei Ming Youyu".
Hundreds of meters above the ground, a fat man wearing a yellow fur coat was flying up and down flexibly in the clouds, with one large and two small propellers on his neck and ankles making a buzzing sound.
On the back of the fat man in yellow, there was a long-legged maid with a gorgeous appearance and a hot figure, holding a cigarette in her mouth and carrying a rocket launcher, and fired rockets at the "Beiming Youyu" one after another.
The three Boya sisters separated the tops of the three masts and shot down the rockets flying towards the sails one by one into the sea. Others flew towards the side of the ship and ignored them. The seemingly powerful explosion could not penetrate the [Vegapunk Alloy].
External armor plates made.
Seeing Luo Jie's arrival, the cannon operator "Iron Rod Arrita" didn't even load the shells and ran up to complain: "Boss, you're finally here! These two people are so annoying flying around in the sky.
, hurry up and kill them!"
Luo Jie shook his finger and showed an enigmatic smile.
"No need to bother, look at my - BABY-5! Please break the propeller of the fat man under your feet!"
Everyone on the ship looked at Luo Jie with strange eyes. Only the "Snow Girl Monet" next to her looked shocked.
As a member of the Don Quixote family, she is most aware of the fatal weakness of "BABY-5" - the inability to refuse other people's requests.
This girl who is six years younger than her seems to have suffered from some kind of emotional disorder since she entered the orphanage. She feels extremely needy and needed, so no matter how unreasonable the request is, she will completely comply with it as long as it is asked for.
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For this reason, the young master "Doflamingo" also issued a ban in the family, prohibiting all insiders from revealing the matter to the outside world, and prohibiting deliberately taking advantage of this weakness to make any unreasonable demands to "BABY-5".
No one in the family would dare to do this, but the problem is that outsiders will inevitably encounter special circumstances.
"The Kingdom of Dressrosa" is famous for its romance and passion. The good-looking "BABY-5" will inevitably attract admirers when walking around. So far, eight men have bravely expressed their love to her, and then...
That night, he was killed by the young master "Doflamingo" and the town where he lived was burned down.
For this reason, "BABY-5" has become enemies with "Doflamingo", and every day she is thinking about how to kill this evil man who prevents her from pursuing happiness.
However, due to the huge gap in strength between the two sides, "Doflamingo" sometimes doesn't bother to care about her mental illness with abnormal brain circuits, and directly uses "Armed Haki" to carry out whatever he needs to do, and waits for "BABY-5" to output.
It's over, just find a task and send her out to calm down for a while.
The question is, he has never mentioned this secret, so how did this man know about it?
As soon as Luo Jie's words came out, the long-legged maid "BABY-5" suddenly trembled, as if a hidden switch in her body was pressed, and an abnormal flush instantly appeared on her cheeks.
"Ah~! He...he needs me!"
"F*ck!" The fat man in yellow "Buffalo Buffalo" was so frightened that he could not speak coherently. He knew very well what was going to happen next and hurriedly shouted: "BABY-5! Don't, don't listen to him! Bye...
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Unfortunately, before the word "tuo" came out of his mouth, the muzzle of the rocket launcher had already hit the back of his head.
boom--!
"Buffalo Buffalo" rolled its eyes and fell from mid-air, dragging thick smoke and fire. The long-legged maid "BABY-5", which had lost its flying platform, also fell freely with it. Not forgetting to look at the bow of the ship.
Luo Jie showed a smile that said "I have no regrets in life".
Everyone on the ship was stunned by this divine unfolding, and "Snow Lady Monet" even covered her face with her wings in silence.
Luo Jie actually just wanted to give it a try. After all, the fantasy system had the habit of increasing the difficulty for players through magical modifications, but he did not expect that the "cheating code" on "BABY-5" was still intact.
Although it feels a bit silly, it's also inexplicably cute.
bite!
[Forced Belief Task: BABY-5.]
【Target:???】
[Hint: It is not difficult to deceive her body and mind, but the difficult thing is how to withstand the anger of the Don Quixote family.]
[Reward: Overlord color and domineering LV+0.5]
Well, Luo Jie is already numb.
He has figured out the pattern now. Whenever he subconsciously has some thoughts about a certain female character in a non-active state, this "ding" will almost 100% appear.
If you really like it, the task will be to conquer the opponent and obtain "Light of the Soul", and the reward will be a complete LV +1.
If it is just possessiveness that causes the problem, the mission requirements will also be reduced, there will no longer be a mandatory requirement for "Light of the Soul", and the rewards will also be discounted.
He even suspected that +0.5 may not be the lower limit, and that there may be situations like 0.2 or 0.1 depending on the difficulty in the future.
"Monet, go get that fat man!"
After saying that, Luo Jie jumped into the sea, and a moment later he flew up to the deck with the long-legged maid "BABY-5" who had choked unconscious from the water. He took out a coat from Gouzi's mouth and put it on her body.
In contrast, the fat man in yellow, "Buffalo Buffalo", is not treated so well.
After being lifted up from the sea by "Monet", the fat man who had not yet recovered from his debilitating state was immediately tied up and thrown into a lifeboat without food or water, leaving him to die on his own.
Anyway, this fat guy is not worth a few points. Luo Jiequan should take care of the feelings of "Monet" and "BABY-5".
"Okay, the alarm is cancelled, let's all disperse."
Luo Jie carried "BABY-5" and walked up the stairs to the captain's cabin on the poop. "Snow Girl Monet" subconsciously followed and asked: "What bad idea are you... thinking about?"
"Didn't you already guess it?" Luo Jie smiled, pushed open the door and walked into the room, laid "BABY-5" flat on the bed, turned around and said to "Monet": "Of course, it's different from you, this time
I will ask for the young lady’s consent first.”
"you!"
"Monet" almost got a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat - getting "BABY-5"'s consent? What's the difference between you and using force directly? It's just a symbolic extra procedure.
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As the door was closed again, "Monet" also walked down the ship's building with his wings hanging down.
She suddenly realized that she didn't seem to be depressed or sad like a rabbit or a fox. Instead, she breathed out inexplicably, and even felt a little relaxed and happy in her heart.
Unlike her, the young master "Doflamingo" has always regarded "BABY-5" as a sister-like existence. Even if "BABY-5" assassinated him countless times, he always allowed "BABY-5" to do whatever he wanted.
, but never received any severe punishment.
It is impossible not to be jealous. She has obviously done more, even willing to give up her limbs for the young master's mission, turning into an ugly monster that is half human and half bird. However, in the eyes of the young master, she has always been a ghost.
Pawns that can be sacrificed at any time.
Maybe I should thank that man. If it weren't for his dominance and toughness, I might not have known that my heart was actually so ugly.
But... I really want to see the young master going crazy and furious after learning that the real "BABY-5" banknotes were stolen.
As for myself... the young master doesn't care at all.
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In the captain's room, the long-legged maid "BABY-5" has resumed breathing on her own.
Don't ask how you recovered, just ask about serious drowning first aid.
Zheng——!
The moment "BABY-5" opened his eyes, his white arm turned into a sharp sword and stabbed straight into Luo Jie's throat.
Although from the perspective of others, the sword was so fast that people had no time to react, but with the perception of "Seeing and Hearing Haki", the speed of the sword was almost as slow as a tortoise.
Luo Jie even had time to flash a large section of movie lines in his mind.
——The sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from my throat at that time, but after a quarter of a stick of incense, the mistress of that sword will completely fall in love with me.
——Because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect.
"Please marry me."
The cold sword tip stopped in front of Luo Jie's throat like a sudden brake. The wet long-legged maid covered her mouth in disbelief. Her towering breasts rose and fell rapidly, and the abnormal flush appeared on her cheeks again.
"good!"
"Then please don't accept any more requests from anyone except me; if it is an original request you have already accepted, please take my request as your first rule of conduct; any original request that conflicts with my request,
Please give up the request after the death of the requester."
This sentence was not created by Luo Jie on the spur of the moment, but was the most rigorous statement that could completely logically lock down the "inability to refuse syndrome" of "BABY-5" after repeated trials and demonstrations by many players in previous lives.
He thought it was funny at first and memorized this sentence as a tongue twister, but he didn't expect that it would actually come into use.
"BABY-5" seemed a little dizzy from this series of "please". She repeated it silently for a long time before fully understanding the meaning, and finally nodded solemnly.
"Okay, I promise you everything, my dear - then what should our child be named?"
Luo Jie was speechless and held his forehead. The last girl who conquered herself so quickly was the white-haired giant humiliating loli "Nanaze Mai" in the world of "Devil Ninja", but she still had the shyness and reserve she should have, but she wasn't like this.
Unrestrained expression of insults...
"Skipping is a bad habit. Please complete the intermediate steps first."
Luo Jie's five fingers traced the slender neck of "BABY-5", and the wet long hair evaporated with a faint mist under the stimulation of "Cloud Stance", and the maid uniform that became dry again fell off in response.
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【You have obtained "Light of the Soul·BABY-5".】
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I have to say that the girl "BABY-5" is not an easy fool. She just said "please" and easily handed over her [Light of the Soul], which made Luo Jie feel a little sorry.
Forget it, when she wakes up, please ask her to accept a [Heart-Shaped Stone].