Chapter 963 Husband's current bad taste with Medusa
Chapter 963 Husband’s current bad relationship with Medusa
"Someone is drowning!"
Hearing the nervous screams of the tourists, the lifeguard sitting on a high stool by the pool jumped into the water and swam hard to the dark-haired girl floating quietly in the deep water.
However, there was someone faster than him.
Without even the movement of bending his legs and swinging his arms, Luo Jie was already speeding across the bottom of the pool driven by the undercurrent, and went around behind "Gui Yanye" from below. He put one hand through her armpit and dragged her head.
Out of the water.
"Everyone give way!"
When the lifeguard saw that the drowning man had been rescued, he hurriedly maintained order at the pool and asked the onlookers to retreat, leaving room for the drowning man to be rescued.
Luo Jie pushed the "Gui Yanye" who had stopped breathing into the swimming pool, jumped out of the water like a dolphin, and landed directly on the edge of the pool. His exaggerated body functions attracted the admiration of onlookers.
"Ito Makoto", "Saionji World" and others also heard the news and rushed over.
"Senior Nightmare, how is Gui?"
"Ito Makoto" looked nervous. After all, "Gui Yanye" had been with him before. If he hadn't been in a bad mood and left "Gui Yanye" to practice alone, the current accident would not have happened. If he was investigated,
I'm afraid it's his responsibility in the first place.
"Do you know first aid for drowning?"
"I won't."
"I won't just stand on the sidelines and watch with my eyes wide open!"
Luo Jie scolded harshly, but there was no hesitation in the movements of his hands.
Pick up "Guiyan Ye" and turn it over, place your lower abdomen on your thighs, and continuously slap your back with just the right amount of force to forcefully drain the water in your mouth, nose and stomach.
Then, Luo Jie laid "Guiyan Ye" flat on the ground again, pinched the cheeks with one hand and pulled out the tongue, pinched the wings of the nose with the other hand, took a deep breath, leaned over and blew slowly on the pouty red lips.
Go down.
This is followed by chest compressions to assist breathing.
The cycle goes back and forth.
Click
"Ito Makoto" had a stiff expression, and his ears seemed to hear the sound of something breaking inside his body.
This scene looks so familiar... Husband's eyes are in front of me?
No, no, this is just a temporary way to save people...but...why do I feel so heartbroken?
"Saionji World" noticed "Ito Makoto's" ugly face, which looked like someone was pressing his head and feeding him shit. There was a hint of sadness in his eyes. He subconsciously wanted to hold his hand, but suddenly he remembered Luo Jie's meaningful words before.
, he took his hand back out of reflex and dug his nails into the palm of his hand.
"Ahem!"
A few minutes later, "Gui Yanye" finally resumed breathing on her own, hugged Luo Jie's neck and sat up, her face flushed and she couldn't help but cough.
"Hmm? Ye...Senior Nightmare, ahem...were you the one who saved me..."
"Don't worry, it's okay." Luo Jie patted her back gently, picked her up from the ground without any explanation, and said to the onlookers "Zawa Yong Taisuke" and others: "Yan Ye needs to rest, let's stay here today.
, you continue to play, I will send Yan Ye home."
Seeing that "Makoto Ito" was still in a daze, "Saionji World" gave him a hard elbow. Only then did the latter react and hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Senior Nightmare, let me take Katsura back."
"Did Ito-san also drive here? That's fine..." Luo Jie asked knowingly, and his frank tone made it impossible to find any fault.
"Ito Makoto" froze again and hesitated: "No, I came by bus...I'm not old enough to get a driver's license."
"That's too inconvenient. Just stay and have fun with your classmates."
Luo Jie gave "Ito Makoto" a friendly smile and left the swimming pool holding "Gui Yanye" who was still coughing.
"Sawanaga Taisuke" scratched the hedgehog-like yellow hair and looked at "Ito Makoto" with a strange expression: "It seems wrong, right? Makoto, you are Katsura-san's boyfriend! Why do I feel like you can't penetrate me the whole time?"
"Kuroda Hikaru" didn't like hearing this anymore, and retorted unconvinced: "What do you mean you can't penetrate? Didn't you see that Katsura-san drowned just now? Is the reputation of your real boyfriend more important than human life?...Besides, I think
That senior was an incredible boyfriend, especially the overbearing princess hug at the end, which made even me, a non-participant, feel my heart pounding!"
"Kiyura Setsuna", who looked like a primary school student, stretched out his thumb and silently praised "Kuroda Hikaru"'s speech.
"Tch, you girls are all gay anyway. If it were a greasy middle-aged bald man, you would never say that..." "Taishuke Sawaga" curled his lips in disapproval.
"It sounds like you boys are not gangsters. If you really treat everyone equally, why did you stare at Gui-san so fiercely just now that your eyes almost popped out?"
"Hey! Don't be so mean! Gui is my best friend's girlfriend, so why would I have any inappropriate thoughts? It's just appreciation in a purely aesthetic sense!"
The crowd gradually dispersed, and "Makoto Ito" sat on the ground in despair like a defeated rooster, staring blankly at the clear water in front of him.
Although his feelings for "Gui Yanye" were not as strong as when they first started dating, this kind of frustration related to a man's dignity made him extremely frustrated.
"Saionji World" sighed, squatted down and hugged "Ito Makoto"'s shoulders, and comforted: "Don't think too much, this is just an accident... Makoto, you are Katsura-san's boyfriend, there is nothing wrong with that."
changed."
"Ito Makoto" nodded blankly, and suddenly jumped into the swimming pool like a catharsis, causing a large splash of cold water.
"A man should face setbacks bravely! This is my best friend!"
"Taishuke Sawaga" was full of enthusiasm and jumped into the swimming pool, planning to have a long-lost friendly match with "Makoto Ito".
However, at this moment, "Makoto Ito"'s expression suddenly changed again, and he swam towards the escalator by the pool like crazy.
"Cheng? What are you doing..." "Taishuke Sawaga" suddenly remembered the conversation between the two in the bathroom just now, "Are you... the one here again?"
"No, it's more... more serious..."
Before he finished speaking, "Ito Makoto"'s body suddenly stiffened, and his twisted expression revealed a sense of mysterious joy.
A familiar yellow-brown color gradually smudges the clear water.
In the chaos of scrambling to escape from the swimming pool, the staff who heard the news let out hysterical roars.
"Hey! It's that kid, stay where you are and don't move! Don't run away!"
…
More than an hour later.
Luo Jie, who was driving back from Gui's house, received the swimming pool video sent back by [Phantom Tube Fox]. After a brief shock, he couldn't help laughing.
"Medusa."
"My subordinate is here."
"Medusa", who had regained her combat attire, appeared out of thin air in the spacious back seat of the Hummer.
"After I left the swimming pool, what you did to "Ito Makoto"... was really a bad idea."
"Sorry, I made the decision without authorization. I thought you would like it, Master."
"No, I like it very much."
Luo Jie gave a thumbs up and smiled approvingly at "Medusa" in the rearview mirror.
…
The night after returning from the swimming pool, "Iron Hammer" finally sent the agreed-upon code.
Are you free to have dinner together?
Following the positioning sent on his mobile phone, Luo Jie flew at a low altitude and arrived at an abandoned shrine halfway up the mountain. After landing, he used the ability of [Mimetic Armor·Haunted by Evil Spirits] to disappear.
In front of the overgrown shrine hall, two middle-aged women with similar looks separated themselves from each other, blocking all escape routes for a man in black robes.
It is "Sister Mary" and "Iron Hammer".
"Sister Mary, we have cooperated in previous illusions. Are you sure you want to make things so perfect?"
Faced with "Iron Hammer"'s threatening question, the taller sister of "Sister Mary" raised her lips, and a sneer appeared on her old-fashioned face: "Ms. Hammer, please stop acting at this time.
Call out your accomplices."
"Iron Hammer" was shocked, but his tone was calm: "What accomplice? I don't understand what you are talking about."
"Sister Mary" raised her hand expressionlessly, and a middle-aged bearded hero wearing a captain's hat, a black cloak and a thick beard appeared beside her out of thin air.
The legendary pirate Blackbeard [Edward Teach]!
"I guess you don't know that my heroic spirit "Edward" has a reconnaissance skill "Sea Watch", which can detect all threats within the range in advance, including camouflaged targets and stealth targets... You should also be able to hear me, right? Bird
The gentleman at the back?"
Now that his whereabouts had been revealed, Luo Jie no longer hid, and directly released his invisibility, dropped his helmet, and walked out from behind the dilapidated dark red torii pillars with paint peeling off.
"Huh? You are..."
"Sister Mary" was obviously surprised. Although they could not remember Luo Jie's name, they clearly remembered this ordinary oriental face.
After all, in the fantasy world of "The Clever Girl Will Not Get Hurt", this young man was a fierce man who had head-on defeated the "Emperor of Three Thousand Worlds" who was ranked second among the "Thirteen People on the First Page of the Night Party".
"It turns out to be Mr. Nightmare." The shorter "Mary Sister" remembered Luo Jie's name first, and said with a bit of politeness in her tone: "We sisters respect your strength very much, and we don't want to be your enemy.
...This battle is between us and this woman, are you sure you want to wade into this muddy water?"
Luo Jie shrugged indifferently: "Actually, I don't care much about who my opponent is. I just want to give my heroic spirit a star."
"Sister Mary"'s face darkened: "So there's nothing to talk about?"
"Well...if you are willing to sacrifice the heroic spirit of one of them with your real name, I can not participate in the battle between the remaining two." Luo Jie suggested seriously.
Fighting is only a means, not an end. If the dispute can be resolved peacefully, he will still be happy to see it happen.
"dream!"
"Mary Sister" shouted angrily, and a petite and slender female heroic figure instantly appeared next to her.
A highly revealing black tights wrapped around healthy wheat-colored skin, and a ferocious white skull mask was worn under short purple shoulder-length hair.
It is the Assassin assassin [Silent Hassan] from ancient Persia.
"Mr. Nightmare, proceed as planned!"
As he spoke, a slim female heroic spirit appeared in front of "Iron Hammer" out of thin air.
The appearance of this heroic spirit is extremely beautiful, not even inferior to "Medusa". The oriental-style cheongsam outlines the convex and concave body curves in a thrilling way. Anyone with a weak concentration will be addicted to it with just one glance.
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Judging from the appearance and length of the weapon, this beautiful heroic spirit should be a Lancer, but the strange thing is that it is not a magic weapon, just a bamboo pole as thick as a wrist.
Although the two parties are in a cooperative relationship, "Iron Hammer" has not revealed the true name and abilities of her heroic spirit in order to preserve privacy and trump cards. It only vaguely stated that her heroic spirit will be restrained by female heroic spirits, but has extra combat power against male heroic spirits.
addition.
Because of this, Luo Jie was assigned "Silent Hassan" as the target, while "Iron Hammer" was responsible for dealing with Blackbeard "Edward Teach".
??It took a little more time to make the original heroic spirit setting of Iron Hammer, but it is very interesting. Guess who it is? It is still a Chinese character... I originally planned to post an Easter egg stamp, but after thinking about it, I decided not to spoil it in advance, otherwise tomorrow