My name is Xiao Xuanli, I am five years old this year, and I am the only child of my father and my mother.
My name was given to me by my grandfather because he often said that my father had a bad face and bad manners and yelled at his biological father since he was a child because he didn't choose the right name.
He wanted me to be a good, polite boy and named me "Li".
Carrying the hopes of my grandfather, I have been a good child who thinks about others since I was a child: for example, I helped my second cousin who was afraid of bugs treat her illness and caught a caterpillar for her; at the New Year’s Eve banquet, I lent my third cousin a snake and gave it to her.
He danced for everyone to see; in order to verify the truth, I plucked out the Taifu’s beard and shaved Rhubarb, which was the dog raised by Eunuch Liu...
My father wanted to beat me when he said I was indifferent. My grandfather stopped him and said that he was more bearish than me when he was a child, but he had never beaten him before.
Then my father was so angry that he went to complain to my mother.
I think they are talking nonsense. I am so cute, but I am so stupid. The maids and sisters who take care of me all praise me as the cutest child they have ever seen!
But I am most afraid of my mother being angry. Although my mother is very gentle, always smells good, has a beautiful smile, and never loses her temper, I am just afraid of making her unhappy.
As long as my mother doesn't smile and looks at me calmly, it will be more effective than my father's ten cruel words.
My father often said that it was not easy for my mother when she was pregnant with me, and it was even harder when she gave birth to me. I almost lost my mother, so I must not make my mother angry or make her unhappy.
If I make my mother unhappy, even if grandpa is protecting me, he will beat me to death.
I also have a cousin named Xie Jingyu. It is said that he was a child prodigy when he was a child, but later something happened and he became a fool.
Later, while traveling among the people, he met a miracle doctor who cured him of his stupid illness.
If it hadn't been for him, I wouldn't have believed that so many magical things could happen to one person.
Cousin Jingyu has a good temper, better than most of my cousins. He usually says that he wasted a lot of time in the past, so now he has to work harder to make up for it.
I don't understand him, and I don't want to understand him.
However, every winter, he would stare at the plum blossoms in a daze.
At first I thought he liked plum blossoms, but after asking, I found out that when he was a fool, he had met a very gentle and beautiful sister.
But when he regained his senses, he could no longer remember her appearance, so every time he saw plum blossoms, he couldn't help but think of her.
Seeing that my cousin was so troubled, I told my mother and father about this matter and asked them to help my cousin.
Unexpectedly, my father, who was fine just now, suddenly became angry and kicked me out. He also punished me for copying books. If I didn’t copy, I wouldn’t be allowed to sleep.
Look, my dad is so moody and unreasonable!
After talking so much, I forgot to introduce my parents.
My father's name is Xiao Yinhan, and he is the emperor of Daliang. Everyone calls him the tyrant; my mother's name is Jiang Tang, and she is the only noble concubine in the harem of Daliang. The ministers call her the demon concubine.
As for why, it’s a long story.
My father is very jealous, and he will be jealous of anyone who makes him jealous.
I remember once again, my mother received a letter from a far away place.
It is said that the person who wrote the letter is my mother’s younger brother, named Xingxing.
When my father heard this name, he became angry and even smashed a vase in the royal study. But when he came to my mother, he changed his face again and asked my mother aggrievedly how many good brothers she had.
It's so sour that I even despise him.
I'm different. I wish my mother would give me more brothers and sisters, so that I wouldn't be alone.
But my father said that he and my mother would only have one child, me, which made me give up.
He also said that in order to hand over the beam to me earlier, I had better sleep only three hours a day and spend the rest of my time studying.
I'm only five years old, why do I have to work so hard?
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My name is Xiao Xuanli, I am six years old this year.
A big event happened in the court this year. My father suddenly announced that he would dissolve the harem, leaving only my mother and concubine.
This god-like idea was immediately strongly opposed by the ministers. Some ministers with a strong temperament even went to court to persuade the emperor to take back the imperial order.
Some people dare not disobey my father on the surface, but secretly call my mother and concubine a witch who is causing trouble to the country.
Can my father endure this?
Normally, he would be extremely distressed if my mother-in-law even lost a hair. When someone scolded her, he almost lifted the roof off her head.
So on that day, the minister who called my mother and concubine a witch was sentenced to death by the emperor and went down to be with the real enchantress; and the minister who touched the pillar to admonish me was rewarded by my father with a pair of young and beautiful sisters.
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I heard Eunuch Liu say that Mr. Zhao’s wife is a Hedong lion. If his father gives such a gift, their family will be shaken.
Sure enough, Mr. Zhao asked for sick leave within two days, saying that he accidentally broke his leg at home and knocked his front teeth, so he could not go to court.
When some people saw that their father couldn't get through here, they went to my grandpa to cry.
Grandpa Huang was very angry when he came face to face and cursed my father for being ridiculous. After sending away the crying clan members, he took me to see his new "Victorious General".
I also heard him muttering something like, "He's too lazy to care. It's time to let that little kid taste what he was like back then." I just didn't know who that kid was talking about.
This matter was very violent, the ministers were very resistant, and my father was also very strong, and he would lock up anyone who tried to persuade him.
Seeing that many people were imprisoned and the commotion in the court became more and more fierce, my mother-in-law suddenly took off her gold hairpin and went to Wuying Palace in plain clothes.
The two closed the door and didn't know what they said. After the mother and concubine left, the father released the ministers in the prison and announced in the morning that he would give up and dissolve the harem.
It can be seen that the ministers were very happy when they heard the news. Some even exaggerated to the point of crying with joy. They seemed to feel that they had succeeded in remonstrating regardless of life and death, which was very great.
But soon, they found that they were happy too early...
My father no longer mentioned disbanding the harem, but instead tormented the ministers as he pleased.
First, the Qin Tian Jian observed the sky at night and found that the stars were flickering and seemed to be moving. A certain star lost its position and violated the brightness of the main star. It turned out that someone with ulterior motives appeared in the court.
In order to clean up the court and protect the country, Emperor Father ordered the Ministry of Punishment and the Jinyi Guards to conduct a strict investigation.
So during that time, many people in the court were demoted. The one who danced the most fiercely before was the one who reprimanded my mother for being a demon concubine and even had her home ransacked and exiled.
I heard from the young eunuch who was serving him that originally my father planned to have everyone in his family beheaded, but his mother and concubine stopped him, so he changed the plan to exile.
Later, someone finally realized something was wrong. They found that every time the father wanted to go crazy and kill people, only the mother and concubine could stop him.
So some people began to seek help from the concubine. During that time, the concubine's palace was crowded with guests, and many members of the clan who met once a year came to the door.
Then a few days later, some ministers jointly submitted a letter asking for the title of queen for the mother-in-law.
The father ignored him and continued to be demoted and exiled.
The ministers were so anxious that they knelt together outside the palace of their father and begged him to grant him the title of queen.
My father told me that this is because the knife didn’t fall on my head, so I didn’t know the pain.
I nodded in agreement and asked him: "So is this why you were kicked out by your mother-in-law and you were not allowed to go to her?"
Then I was beaten by my father again. He threw me a bunch of memorials that were higher than mine and asked me to "get used to it" in advance, but I secretly slipped away from the palace secretly.
I glanced outside the temple door where the sound of crying could be heard, and thought:
Kneel down, kneel down. Anyway, those of you who are kneeling should kneel down and admit your mistake. Everyone has a bright future...