Chapter 295: Jiang Che's Fragile Thoughts and Strange Spirits
"..." Jiang Che was a little confused.
"(▼ヘ▼#)" Xiao Meng crossed her arms.
"Are you going to sign a contract with me?" Jiang Che asked tentatively.
Xiaomeng nodded, but still remained arrogant.
Jiang Che picked up the contract and took a look at it with suspicion.
The contract is densely packed with fine print, so just focus on the contract.
The contract Jiang Che wants to fulfill:
1. No evil dreams are allowed.
2. Don’t scold Xiaomeng.
3. Don’t have little dreams.
4. Listen to Xiaomeng.
5. Xiao Meng is not allowed to read books, do homework, or write papers by endorsement.
6. Always take Xiaomeng to eat delicious food.
7,…
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105. You must admit that Xiaomeng is the cutest and cutest.
106. You have to take Xiao Meng out to play every day. You can’t put Xiao Meng in jail.
…
308. I have to tell Xiao Meng a bedtime story every day, and it cannot be a horror story.
309, I will add more if I think of it.
The contract that Xiao Meng wants to fulfill:
1,none.
Jiang Che was petrified on the spot.
Little Dream:"?(.???.)? "
"Are you serious?" Jiang Che asked.
Xiao Meng nodded like a peck of rice.
Jiang Che took a deep breath, grabbed Xiao Meng's twin ponytails and dragged her to Cell No. 2.
"You see you are really lawless, you can't even figure out your position!"
Xiao Meng: "Woo! Woo!!!"
Jiang Che threw Xiao Meng back to the cell and took a look at Xiao Meng's current information.
【Cell No. 2】
[Prisoner: Xiao Zongzi (Xiao Meng)]
【Fear:222】
[Explanation: Improving fear will allow you to better control her and have a certain chance of gaining some of her abilities.]
The fear actually exceeded 200, wouldn't it be possible to extract Xiao Meng's ability for the third time?
Xiao Meng held up the fence and bared her teeth and claws at Jiang Che, but Jiang Che chose to ignore it.
With a thought, a huge turntable appeared.
The outer circle is marked with many abilities from Xiao Meng.
【King Kong is indestructible】
[Xuefu Wuche]
【Yummy and lazy to cook】
[Yin and Yang reversed]
【……】
Jiang Che's mouth twitched.
Xuefuwuche...could it be that Xiaoman and I trained him?
As the rotating pointer stopped, Jiang Che obtained Xiaomeng's [Indestructible King Kong]!
How do you describe this ability?
Like Xiaoman's [Super Healing], it is a passive skill that is activated 24 hours a day and does not consume any guile.
As for this passive effect...
One word: hard.
Two words: Bang Bang hard!
Nowadays, ordinary cold weapons are definitely unable to cause harm to oneself, and it is difficult for ordinary bullets to penetrate one's body.
Coupled with Xiaoman's super healing, I am the invincible Xiaoqiang!
"It's over, why do I feel like I'm becoming more and more like a ghost?"
"Unless I am beheaded or pierced through the heart, I will basically be immortal."
After draining his power, Jiang Che's attention returned to Xiao Meng.
"Do you still want to conclude a contract with me?" Jiang Che asked.
Xiao Meng turned her head, looking arrogant.
Jiang Che: “Forget it if you don’t want to.”
Xiao Meng: "Eaaah!"
"Do you want to or not?"
Xiaomeng nodded proudly.
Jiang Che frowned slightly, wondering why Xiao Meng suddenly agreed to conclude a contract with him. She had been resisting before.
Is it because you saw me beating a drunken boy?
By the way...could the cunning force that the prison had just brought back from him also be due to the relationship between drinking and swallowing a boy?
Killing Wei Mi in prison can directly increase my power of Wei?!
Jiang Che suddenly became enlightened, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Xiao Meng... changed completely.
Little Dream:"(??_?)"
"So you're worried about this..." Jiang Che sneered, and then drafted a new contract.
Compared with Xiao Meng's contract, Jiang Che's contract is much simpler.
The general content is that Xiaomeng cannot forcibly terminate the contract, cannot do things that harm himself, and so on.
What Jiang Che needs to fulfill is to take Xiaomeng to eat and drink when he has time, and to reduce the study pressure as much as possible.
This is very destructive for a lazy little dreamer!
After a while, the contract came into effect.
Jiang Che successfully obtained his second ghost—Jiang Xiaomeng.
What surprised Jiang Che was that signing the contract seemed to have additional effects on Xiaomeng.
Xiaomeng, who originally could only bab, bab, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and ah, can finally talk!
Then……
During the four-hour flight, Jiang Che was just a little closer to sudden death.
"Why are you in the big bird's belly?"
"When will you take me to eat?"
"What do you want to bring me to eat?"
"Where are you taking me to play?"
"Can I want the hairpin of the sister in front of me?"
"Can you let me come out to play?"
"Why are you ignoring me?"
"Speak!"
"..."
Jiang Che: Fuck!
…
After arriving in the capital, Jiang Che did not let Xiao Meng come out.
After all, summoning ghosts is prohibited in the capital, so if you're fine at home, you won't be discovered by others.
But the places where Xiao Meng wants to play are all public places, so that is definitely not feasible.
Little dreams are broken into pieces.
I read it all night and didn't stop until dawn.
Maybe she is tired too...
Jiang Che rubbed his eyebrows, feeling mentally and physically exhausted.
While having breakfast, I received a call from Yan Yibing.
Jiang Che: "Captain Yan."
Yan Yibing: "You three are back, training is about to begin."
Jiang Che: "Is the training camp in Tianqing City?"
Yan Yibing: "No."
Jiang Che: "Then why are we going back? The ticket is very expensive! Do you want reimbursement? Just go back if you reimburse."
Yan Yibing laughed a few times and said, "When you come back, ask Hong Ling for reimbursement."
Jiang Che: "Captain, you didn't say anything."
"You three, come back quickly. The training is not as simple as you think. I have to give you some knowledge first, so as not to make a fool of yourself later."
"Isn't it just a training session? Captain, who are you trying to scare?"
"Training camp, in the mysterious world."
"..."
"Captain, we are already at the train station!"
After breakfast, the three of them boarded the train in a hurry.
On the train, Su Xiaojin suddenly asked: "Don't we need to ask for leave?"
Jiang Che frowned: "Ask for leave?"
Zhuge Ye picked his nose: "What kind of leave are you asking for?"
Su Xiaojin asked somewhat unconfidently: "Aren't we students from Beijing University..."
The two dogs suddenly realized.
"Wild Dog, please call Brother Chicken."
"You fight, but I won't fight."
Jiang Che patted Zhuge Ye's shoulder and said with a smile: "Have you ever heard of the three-sword ox? Three-sword ox, three thousand worlds."
Zhuge Ye: "You are a real dog."
Jiang Che slapped him in the face, but Zhuge Ye unexpectedly dodged it in a flash!
Zhuge Ye: "Pan Zhongdan, twenty-nine years old..."
Jiang Che: "Haha."
"hetui!"
"wdnm!"
At noon, the three of them arrived in Tianqing City.
Jiang Che: "I'm back."
Zhuge Ye: "Tianqing City."
Su Xiaojin: "..."
Jiang Che took the long-lost step.
Zhuge Ye performed the long-lost moonwalk.
Su Xiaojin followed from a distance.
After walking out of the train station, Jiang Che hailed a taxi.