Jiang Che was affirmed by the head teacher, and this self-introduction won his heart.
"Go ahead, that's your place, Jiang Che." Teacher Ma said with a smile.
Jiang Che took his seat, and his seatmate was a pretty girl.
Later, Teacher Ma asked Wang Defa to introduce himself again.
With the successful case of Jiang Che, although Wang Defa's second self-introduction was not as good as Jiang Che's, it still passed Teacher Ma's requirements.
"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Defa."
"The king is the king of Wang Xiong, the virtue is Liu Dehua's virtue, and the hair is Zhou Runfa's hair."
"I dare to eat shit. I eat three pounds of shit every day..."
"..."
Classes begin.
The whole class was upright and focused.
Teacher Ma stood on the podium and said: "The final exam is coming soon. Let's consolidate our knowledge in the next few days."
"Of course, if I don't teach well, I hope the Education Bureau will punish me instead of asking you α, β and you answer Makabaka."
"This class was originally an English class, but because the English teacher had his tongue cut off by the principal yesterday and needed to rest at home for two days, I, who teaches Chinese, took over the class."
"Next, memorize the words first, and then you can review them by yourselves."
Jiang Che: “???”
Brother, are you serious?
English?Chinese?
You guys really study?!
Isn't it scary to be mysterious? Is it just that there is culture in being mysterious?
Don't slap me, don't slap me, don't slap me...
Jiang Che chanted crazily in his heart.
As a bad student, what I fear most is the spot check process.
"Niu Junyu"
Teacher Ma called someone randomly and asked, "How do you say hello in English?"
Niu Jun said: "Hello."
"Yeah, very good, next one, ***"
"one two three."
"Woof, vomit, vomit, vomit..."
"Click!"
Teacher Ma directly twisted off the arm of the student who couldn't answer.
"If you don't know how to do this, what use do you have?"
"Teacher, I was wrong..."
"Sit down and review carefully."
"Uh-huh."
Jiang Che and Wang Defa were both stunned.
This is like dodging one calamity after another!
Isn’t this school too expensive for students?
With this kind of education, if you don't go to Harvard, you'll be sorry for yourself.
But according to Teacher Ma’s question just now.
Their level doesn't seem to be high, which can be a relief.
Although I am a poor learner, I can still speak simple English.
At this moment, Teacher Ma adjusted the frames of his glasses and his eyes fell on Wang Defa.
Wang Defa: "..."
"That shit-eater."
Wang Defa: "???"
"How do you say phenomenon in English?"
Wang Defa: "phe
ome
o
"
"statistics."
“statistics”
Jiang Che: Damn it?
Wang Defa: "ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ"
This guy is actually a top student!
Teacher Ma's eyes flashed with anger, and he continued to ask: "In front of the letters at the beginning of the word, which letters should be a and a respectively?
?”
Wang Defa sneered and replied confidently.
"a is used in front of words that begin with a consonant or the first letter does not have a vowel, a
Used before words starting with the vowels a, e, i, o, u and pronounced as vowel phonemes."
Jiang Che: Damn, damn…
The flesh on Teacher Ma's face was twitching, and blood lines were spreading.
But he still suppressed his anger and said gloomily: "Okay, you sit down."
Then, Teacher Ma's eyes fell on Jiang Che.
Jiang Che: “(??_?)”
"Classmate Jiang Che."
Jiang Che: "..."
Teacher Ma said with a smile on his face: "You are so good at English, so your English will definitely not be a problem for you, right? The teacher will give you a simple test."
Wang Defa, who was sitting not far away, cast a sympathetic look.
Teacher Ma: How do you say in English "too much haste?"
Jiang Che: “???”
"No?" Teacher Ma's eyes gradually turned scarlet, and blood lines spread on his face.
Xiaoman: "Don't count on me, I can't do it either."
"..."
Jiang Che: "Fake... whoosh~?"
classmates:"???"
Wang Defa raised his forehead and said: It's over.
Just when all the classmates thought Jiang Che was going to be punished.
Teacher Ma actually nodded and asked the next question.
Teacher Ma: "Once a teacher, always a father, please translate."
Jiang Che: “o
e day is you
teache
,day day is you
fathe
?”
quiet!
The whole class fell into deathly silence.
Jiang Che was also sweating profusely at this time.
He uses Chinglish.
He was betting that Mr. Ma, as a Chinese teacher, must not understand English and would not like to see English.
Otherwise, Wang Defa's answer just now was so good, and his reaction shouldn't be like that.
At this moment, Xiaoman said: "Don't be afraid. Although I am not in the best condition, I can still handle this kind of thing."
Jiang Che: "Didn't you tell me earlier?"
Xiaoman: "I'm afraid you'll drift away."
With Xiaoman's support, Jiang Che immediately became bolder.
But after all, this is a mission. Killing Teacher Ma directly. Who knows if it will cause other bad consequences?
However, if you don’t do one thing, you won’t stop doing two things...
Before Teacher Ma could speak, Jiang Che straightened his back and said.
"Teacher Ma."
"As a patriotic young man, what I love is Chinese. I am poor in English. Is it reasonable?"
"hiss--"
The whole class gasped.
Someone started to whisper.
"Twist his head off! Hehe."
"I've never seen such a self-righteous scumbag!"
Wang Defa: "Brother, you are so brave!"
"Um."
"Reasonable."
“Very reasonable.”
Teacher Ma's answer made the whole class fall into confusion.
Even the ghosts are confused.
Is this reasonable?
How the hell is this reasonable?
Jiang Che smiled.
As expected, surviving in the mysterious world relies on your brains.
I figured out what Teacher Ma was thinking, what about spot checks, it’s simple.
Next.
It is a thirty-minute self-study session.
Facing the "Book of Heaven", Jiang Che really couldn't stand it.
Jiang Che felt his head hurt even more when he thought about taking the final exam in five days.
This mission seems to be suitable for top academics.
"Ring ring ring..."
The school bell rings.
After Teacher Ma left, the students also dispersed.
At this moment, the mission prompt sounded in the ears of all the challengers.
"Due to the limited school conditions, the school dormitories have always been for men and women to live together, but for some unknown reason, since last month, classmates have died every night."
"As a resident student, you must be careful at night."
Jiang Che and Wang Defa looked at each other, shock visible on each other's faces.
Wang Defa swallowed: "Brother, did you hear that?"
Jiang Che nodded, his face solemn.
Wang Defa: "I heard that you have completed the nightmare mode. Although I don't really believe it, I still hope that we can share a dormitory so that we can take care of each other."
"?"
Jiang Che waved his hand, "Don't make trouble, didn't you hear that men and women live together? Who wants to share a room with you?"
"[?_??]"
Wang Defa: "Brother, do you still care about these things?"
"Dead man!"
“People die every night in the dormitory!”
Jiang Che looked shocked: "What? Did you mention this in the reminder just now?"