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Chapter 70 Don't make fun of challenges

Just when the villagers wanted to hold a God of Cookery contest.

Suddenly a young man emerged from the crowd.

He shouted: "Folks, folks! Confused, confused!"

"Don't be misled by this kid's words. Think about our original intention and our purpose. It's not too far off to hold the God of Cookery Competition!"

Jiang Che's expression darkened.

Hiss, there is actually someone with an online IQ!

Immediately afterwards, the young man looked at Jiang Che with a stern expression, "If you want me to see, why not just break it up right here!"

The villagers were ready to move, and they all showed signs of becoming ghosts.

Although these villagers are only F-level, and some are not even F-level, there are many of them.

If they all really went berserk, it would definitely be very troublesome to deal with them.

More importantly, the mission prompt says at the beginning that you need to have a good relationship with the villagers.

You can get clues from them.

If all the villagers were killed, the final mission might not be completed due to lack of clues.

At this moment, Zhuge Ye whispered: "Brother Che, close your eyes and look at me for a few seconds."

"Don't."

"I'll put the r very quickly."

"You haven't reached level 6 yet."

"???What?"

"Stand back, I'll lead Fei."

Jiang Che stopped Zhuge Ye, then stretched his neck and pointed at the young man, "What are you looking at?"

Young man: "What do you think of you?"

Jiang Che: "Would you like to take another look?"

“Just try it!”

"I'm sorry!"

Jiang Che had such a bad temper that he could just slap him in the face.

The young man's head turned 720 degrees!

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Che knocked him down again, and hit the opponent directly with his sandbag-like fist!

"Bang bang bang!"

Blood spurted out and the young man's head was smashed into the soil.

E-level versus F-level, is that not a defeat?

The villagers who were just thinking about how to distribute Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye were suddenly stunned.

This this……

what's the situation?

He just looked at you, what's wrong with him?

There was a villager whose eyes were so straight.

At this time, Zhuge Ye rushed out, pointed at the man and shouted: "What the hell are you looking at? Come out and challenge me! So what if you hit me and I hit you? Have you ever chopped someone down? Have you ever seen a dead person?"

"

Jiang Che at this time is like Iori Yagami in The King of Fighters.

He squatted on the ground and struck at the dead bird's body. While the blood was splattering, he didn't forget to look back at the villagers.

"Wow——"

Everyone was frightened and backed away, no longer having any previous thoughts about Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye.

Just then, an old man on crutches shakily walked out of the crowd.

He squinted his eyes with a smile on his face: "You two calm down and invite people from other villages to go home for dinner. It is our custom in Shiling Village. If you have offended anyone, please don't take it to heart."

Is it customary to treat someone to a meal?

(Warm reminder 2: As the saying goes, when in the village, do as the Romans do, please don’t break the rules of the village easily.)

Jiang Che wiped the blood stains on his body and said, "It's okay, he has realized his mistake."

The flesh on the old man's face twitched violently several times.

Realize the mistake?

Nima hammered everyone to death.

Are you telling me that he realized that he was wrong?

Are you still a human being?

Is this something a person can say?

Although the old man was complaining crazily in his heart, he still had a smile on his face.

"I'm the deputy village chief here. How about this? It's getting dark right now. If you two don't mind, why don't you two go to my place to spend the night?"

Deputy village chief?!

Jiang Che's eyes lit up, and then he said, "Actually, I do mind."

Deputy village chief: "???"

Jiang Che: "But because you are the deputy village chief."

Zhuge Ye: "Then let's do it reluctantly."

The deputy village chief nodded, "Then come with me..."



I followed the deputy village chief away and saw a lot of things along the way.

Shiling Village is not as desolate as imagined, and there are still many people living there.

Some of them were sitting at the door chatting, some were washing clothes, and some were making sausages and bacon.

It looks no different from an ordinary village.

Until I passed by a house.

A fat woman was hanging a bloody head on the balcony, humming a little tune~

"..."

"Brother Che, that person seems to be our teammate..." Zhuge Ye said in a suppressed voice.

Jiang Che: "Do I have any teammates?"

Zhuge Ye: "Huh? You? Huh? Am I not?"

Jiang Che: "Are you still asleep?"

Zhuge Ye took a deep breath: "Are you serious?"

Jiang Che grinned: "Just kidding, I'll scare you."

"It's not funny at all. I thought you really didn't want me anymore...555"

"As far as your thoughts go, just get out of here, okay?"

Although he said that, Jiang Che knew very well in his heart.

Someone has had an accident...

The style of the Mysterious World may be a bit strange here.

But for others, it is absolutely terrifying...

Zhuge Ye: "Brother Che, do you really have no fear cells?"

Jiang Che patted Zhuge Ye on the shoulder, "The secular world always makes men fearless, and they must be calm in everything they do..."

Zhuge Ye: "These words sound familiar."

Soon, the deputy village chief's house arrived.

This is a stylish small rural villa.

As soon as I walked in, a woman with a hot figure and a high-slit dress came up to me.

This image is very different from those of the villagers just now.

It's like one is from a nightclub in a magical city, while the other is a hard-working farmer in the mountains.

The two stories are completely incomparable, but they both appeared in Shiling Village.

The deputy village chief smiled and said, "Let me introduce you. This is Hu Meier. These two are from other villages who are here today."

Zhuge Ye said: "Deputy village chief, your granddaughter is so beautiful! Does she have a boyfriend?"

Deputy village chief: "This is my wife."

Zhuge Ye: "(o_o)?? "

"Ahem." The deputy village chief coughed dryly, and then said: "Mei'er, take the two of you to rest first, and prepare more food for tonight."

"Okay Darling~" Hu Meier replied in a cooing voice.

Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye couldn't help but shudder.

I followed Hu Meier to a room on the second floor.

Hu Meier leaned back against the door frame, revealing her snow-white face intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: "You two have a good rest. If you need anything, just call Meier. Since you are the old man's guest, Meier will satisfy any request you make."

~"

"Really, can you be satisfied with anything?" Zhuge Ye asked, holding an umbrella.

Hu Meier: "?~"

Zhuge Ye: "?~"

"Bang!" Jiang Che closed the door.

Hu Meier's screams suddenly sounded outside: "Ah! Legs, legs, legs, legs!"

"Well……"

Jiang Che pulled the door back a little.

Then he kicked out Hu Meier's white thighs.

Then close the door again.

Zhuge Ye said angrily: "Brother Che, what are you doing!"

"Snapped!"

He slapped Zhuge Ye on the forehead.

Jiang Che said with a straight face: "Are you obsessed with horse racing? You don't even let go of secrets?"

Zhuge Ye: "What qualifications do you have to criticize me? What did you do to the water ghost in the well? Don't you have any points?"

Jiang Che: "What did I do? I put my hand into her stomach to get the key. What happened to me?"

"You! Huh? Ah this..."

"Let's sort out the clues first." Jiang Che moved a chair and sat down.

Zhuge Ye scratched his head: "Sort it up, what clues are there?"

Jiang Che looked at Zhuge Ye in surprise.

"Young year, let's have fun, let's make trouble, don't joke about challenges..."

Zhuge Ye patted the bed, "How about we take a rest first?"

"Rest? Why rest?"

Jiang Che said seriously: "Only those who have no effect on society will rest!"

five minutes later……

Both of them were lying on the bed...

"This bed... is so soft~~~"

"Yeah...it's so comfortable..."

"Looking back...I will also buy this brand of Simmons~"

"Then I'll buy it too..."

Xiaoman: "Wake up, you are still doing your mission."

Jiang Che: "It's okay~ Put down the whistle first~ I'll take a moment..."

Xiaoman: "..."

Soon, both of them fell into sleep.

It's getting late and night has fallen.

When Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye were still sleeping soundly.

"Squeak..."

The room door opened.


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