Chapter 73 The Deputy Village Chief's belly is really big!
Outside the room, it was also burned to a terrible extent.
Big holes were even burned into the floor, which could lead to the first floor if not careful.
Invisible flame, silent burning.
Under the illumination of the bead in Zhuge Ye's hand, everything in the darkness could be seen clearly.
Soon, the two came to the kitchen on the first floor.
Likewise, there is no "survival" here.
There were burnt marks everywhere, and it looked like it might collapse at any time.
The old village chief waved to the two of them: "Come, sit down wherever you want."
I glanced at the stool that was smoking black.
Jiang Che: "It's okay, we can just eat standing up."
Zhuge Ye: "Well, Mom said, you can grow taller when you eat while standing."
The temperature of the entire space is very high now.
Just standing there, Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye were sweating profusely, and their skins even felt burning pain.
If we sit down, can Huahua still survive?
Seeing that the two persisted, the deputy village chief didn't say anything.
At this time, a tall figure carrying a pot of burnt vegetables walked over with cat steps.
At this time, Hu Mei'er had become a charred corpse, her whole body was burned, and even her hair was burnt.
Zhuge Ye: "Have you seen enough this time?"
"I'm done."
Jiang Che took a look at Hu Meier's chest. It looked soft and there was a lot of white dust there.
These should be traces of burnt silicone.
"You two, eat quickly, otherwise it will get cold in a while." Hu Meier said.
Jiang Che: "It's too hot."
Zhuge Ye: "I like to eat cold food."
"Ah, is that so?"
"Then this is a cold dish." Hu Meier pushed a plate of burnt dishes in front of the two of them.
"..."×2
Jiang Che looked at Zhuge Ye: "Didn't you just say you were hungry? You should eat first."
"Me?!..." Zhuge Ye suddenly said with a charming look on his face: "Brother, the eldest brother eats first! The younger brother can just eat what is left by the eldest brother."
"you eat first."
"Brother, eat first."
"you eat first."
"Daddy eats first."
"What do you two mean?" The deputy village chief and Hu Meier both put down their chopsticks at this time and stared directly at the two of them.
The burnt and cracked areas on the body actually showed a little scarlet color.
With the sound of "chichichi" appeared.
Boiling blood rolled out from the cracks in their bodies.
At this moment, a line of blood words appeared in Jiang Che's mind.
[The flames and ashes will bring them endless power. If there is a heavy rain, it may be able to extinguish it all. 】
"..."
Seeing that the deputy village chief and his wife were about to go berserk.
Jiang Che touched Zhuge Ye's shoulder, "Do you have water?"
Zhuge Ye said with a dark face, "Do you think I will feel it now?"
"???, I'm asking you if you have any water, water that can put out fires!"
"Then I won't be so overwhelmed."
"You want to die, don't you?"
"Don't...does saliva count?"
"..."
Do you really think your saliva can put out such a big fire?
Forget it...it's better to seek help from others than from yourself.
Now it's not a question of whether Jiang Che wants to eat it or not.
But the temperature emitted by these foods is simply not something that normal people can swallow.
If I could eat live coals, I would go to the talent show. What kind of mysterious world would I come to?
Damn a chicken.
It seems that the only option is to use force.
Just when Jiang Che was about to take action, he suddenly thought of something!
Windproof lighter!
Jiang Che took out his phone.
"Pa~"
A wisp of red and blue flames popped out of the lighter.
When the flames appeared, the deputy village chief and his wife seemed to have seen something terrible.
Screaming and retreating!
"Huh?" Zhuge Ye raised his eyebrows.
"The thing that was burned to death is still afraid of fire?"
Jiang Che nodded: "Yes, it is precisely because they were buried in the sea of fire that they are full of fear of flames."
"Just like people who have been pecked by a big rooster will be scared when they see a big rooster."
"Damn it! You actually tricked me, I've already thought of it!" Zhuge Ye gritted his teeth.
Jiang Che: "What? Do you want to give you an award?"
Zhuge Ye snorted coldly, and then took out his lighter.
Deputy village chief: "Don't, don't come here! Ah! Stay away from me!"
Hu Meier: "Ah~ah! Hmm~ah!!!"
Zhuge Ye kicked the deputy village chief away, and then pressed on Hu Meier step by step, "Scream, you scream, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken~"
"a ha ha ha……"
Jiang Che: "..."
At this moment, the traces of burning began to fade.
In the air and on the floor, countless ashes began to return to their original positions at this time.
Everything is recovering quickly.
"It's about to end."
Jiang Che put away the lighter and waited for the darkness to fade away.
soon.
The incandescent light comes on.
Everything is restored to its original state.
"You scream, you scream, hey hey hey..."
Hu Meier fell to the ground and stepped back with pale face: "You, what do you want to do?"
Zhuge Ye: "Then the old man can't satisfy you, right? He has to use a cane to walk. It's a waste of natural resources!"
"Why don't you just follow me? I'm very wild~"
Deputy village chief: "What are you doing?"
Zhuge Ye: "Huh?"
Zhuge Ye was stunned on the spot.
Looking at the deputy village chief who looked shocked, and Jiang Che who was holding back a smile.
For a moment, Zhuge Ye wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Mad, you are too deep into the drama.
Sure enough, happy time is always short-lived.
"Ha ha ha ha ha……"
Zhuge Ye laughed awkwardly and said: "What, haha, your wife really doesn't want to poke."
"If you can speak, say more." Jiang Che rolled his eyes at Zhuge Ye, and then looked at the deputy village chief warily.
However, the deputy village chief showed no signs of anger and did not even remember anything that happened in the darkness.
He silently sat back to his seat and said, "Let's all sit down and eat."
Zhuge Ye: "Okay!"
The two sat down.
After adjusting her miniskirt, Hu Meier sat next to Jiang Che.
There is no more burnt food on the table.
There are vegetables and meat.
You can also tell what kind of vegetables they are, as for meat...
Jiang Che couldn't be sure what kind of meat was on the plate.
As for the cold dish, it looked like cold pig ears, but something felt wrong.
What's wrong?
Looking at Hu Meier on the side, Jiang Che said coldly: "Can you stop rubbing your legs against me?"
"Ahem..." Zhuge Ye: "Huh?"
"Um?!"
"Disgusting~" Hu Meier said coquettishly, then took a large handful of vegetable leaves and put them into the deputy village chief's bowl.
Jiang Che: "..."
After dinner, the deputy village chief turned on the TV and watched it with gusto.
But there was a "snowflake" flashing on the TV screen, and there was no program at all.
At this time, Hu Meier, who was clearing away the dishes, said: "Our village has always implemented a curfew, so don't go out at night. Go to bed early."
"If you can't sleep, I'll be in the room next to you~"
"We can play games together~"
After saying that, Hu Meier also looked at Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye openly.
Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye subconsciously glanced at the deputy village chief sitting on the sofa.
Doing this in front of the deputy village chief?
Deputy village chief, you have a big belly...
Unexpectedly, the deputy village chief actually said: "I am old, and I will not get involved in the games played by you young people."
Jiang Che: "Fuck..."
Is this really a secret challenge?
Zhuge Ye gave a thumbs up: "He is truly worthy of being a deputy village chief! He is so generous!"