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Chapter 2 Abba, Abba, Ababa!

The world was spinning for a while, as if entering a strange and bizarre world.

After his consciousness became clear, Jiang Che found himself standing in the middle of a forest path.

The night sky was like ink, with no stars or moon visible.

A steady drizzle falls, a steady patter.

On both sides are dry crooked-neck trees, which is particularly strange.

The smell of desolation and decay blended and filled the air.

"It's so real. They say the mysterious world is a real world, but I don't know if it's true or not." Jiang Che sighed.

At this moment, an emotionless voice suddenly sounded in my ears.

"Preliminary task: Please arrive at the inpatient building of Huangquan Hospital along the road within 30 minutes."

"Warm reminder: If you exceed the time/stay still for a long time, you will be attacked by deadly secrets. The wonderful experience has just begun, so don't lose your life on the road~"

Immediately afterwards, a virtual personal information panel appeared in front of you.

[Character: Jiang Che]

[Level: Level 0]

[Cunning power: 50]

[Item: None]

[Number of resurrections: 1]

"Um?"

Creativity is the only visible attribute in the mysterious world, which directly affects a person's overall combat effectiveness, as well as the use of some forbidden items, and other aspects.

But generally speaking, the initial level of guile is 10 points.

With the subsequent level improvement and challenge rewards, external objects and other blessings, you can continue to improve.

How come I have 50 points at the beginning?

People who are level 5 or 6 may not be able to reach 50 points, right?

Does being handsome have extra blessings?

Jiang Che smacked his lips and thought no more.

A tall building can be vaguely seen in the distance, which should be the Huangquan Hospital Building.

It feels like only a few kilometers.

Then let’s set off, maybe we can really complete the challenge and soar into the sky?

Will it not be easy to find ten or eight wives by then?

What bad thoughts can a boy have?

However, Jiang Che hadn't gone far yet.

A figure suddenly appeared in front of him.

A woman holding a floral paper umbrella is walking towards this side.

She was wearing a red dress and a pair of bright red high heels.

Most of his face was covered by a mask and a mask.

Only a pair of narrow and charming eyes were exposed.

Jiang Che's face was a little dark.

I've only walked less than ten meters, wouldn't I have encountered a mystery?

In a mysterious world.

Things that have self-awareness are collectively called "mysterious".

These mysteries may be monsters in anecdotes, ghosts in horror stories, or they may be the same thing.

There are even gods from ancient mythology!

Ghosts, demons, gods, cat-eared girls, etc...

It's a bit mysterious and really exciting!

Jiang Che wanted to avoid this strange woman.

But the woman walked straight up to him.

Jade-like fingers gently touched Jiang Che's chest.

"Am I... beautiful?" a seductive voice came from under the mask.

Jiang Che nodded subconsciously.

"Then...what about this?"

The woman slowly took off her mask.

Her facial features are very delicate, making people think of a vixen.

She smiled.

The corners of his mouth were slightly raised.

His white jade-like teeth were exposed.

Gradually, the corners of her mouth began to tear.

The skin on the cheeks is chapped.

In the end, the corner of her mouth was split to the base of her ear.

Jiang Che suddenly trembled!

The woman tilted her head and blood continued to flow from the corners of her mouth.

Immediately afterwards, a sound like a knife was heard.

"Am I still beautiful now?"

"Gulu."

The Adam's apple squirmed heavily.

At the same time, Jiang Che noticed a pair of red scissors in the woman's hand.

Woman, mask, scissors...

Isn’t this the slit girl from Urban Tales!

It's simple.

The teacher has told me how to deal with the cracked girl!

Wait, what is the mechanism for dealing with the gaping girl?

Damn it...

forget!

I'm such a scumbag!

If you are young and do not work hard, you will be sad when you encounter ghosts?!

Jiang Che was stunned, his scalp was numb.

However, the cracked girl's smile became even more ferocious...

"Am I beautiful?" The cracked girl raised the big red scissors, her bloodshot eyes filled with impatience.

She didn't know why, but her kip was decreasing day by day.

The kid in front of me didn't look like a very smart guy, and the opportunity finally came.

Bring it to you!

At this critical moment, Jiang Che had an idea!

Jiang Che: "Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba!"

After saying that, Jiang Che walked around the gaping girl without changing his expression and continued walking forward.

Slit Girl: "???"

What the hell?

Is this man mute?

Watching Jiang Che walk farther and farther, faster and faster, and then...

run!

The cracked girl finally reacted!

You bastard, you dare to play tricks on me!!!

At this moment, Jiang Che ran forward with all his strength.

I run 100 meters in 28 seconds in 10 seconds, so that thing shouldn’t be able to catch me, right?

Just when Jiang Che thought this, a blood shadow blocked the way!

"Am I beautiful!!!" The cracked girl roared angrily, and the big scissors in her hands were already hungry.

Jiang Che: "Abba, Abba!"

Slit Girl: "Are you saying I'm beautiful? Then I'll make you as beautiful as me!"

Jiang Che: "Fart! When did I say that?"

Slit Girl: "Huh?"

Jiang Che: "..."

"Then I'll ask again." The cracked girl showed a sinister smile.

"Do you think I'm beautiful?"

She has proven that this kid can talk.

Then whether he answers or not, you can cut his mouth open!

Seeing the lustful...hungry look in the gaping girl's eyes, Jiang Che knew he could only use the ultimate trick.

I saw Jiang Che's tiger body tremble!

Then it's a direct Thomas spin, plus eighteen backflips, plus eighteen standing jumps!

Moved a lot of distance forward.

The girl with a cracked mouth was stunned for a moment.

Settled.

Jiang Che grinned: "Do you think I'm embarrassed?"

Slit Girl: "???"

Wha, what?

Before the cracked girl could react, Jiang Che ran away again.

He has figured out the mechanism of the Rift Girl, and as long as he doesn't answer her questions directly, he will be fine.

I'm such a clever little guy!

Are you just trying to stop me?

"Shabi!"

Just when Jiang Che admired his wit.

The flying slit girl once again blocked the way.

Seeing the bloodshot eyes of the slit girl, Jiang Che was dumbfounded.

In fact, with the blessing of the mysterious power, Jiang Che's speed has already exceeded its original limit.

But the speed of the cracked girl is even faster...

"Why do you have to chase me?"

Jiang Che said with a dark face: "I don't have emergency syrup..."


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