I know a little bit about the script to kill Jiang Che.
To put it simply, it is a performance entertainment program, which is a form of entertainment (yue) (pao) extremely popular among contemporary young people.
Of course, I can’t say absolutely, but it’s all in the eye of the beholder.
I just didn't expect that there is a mysterious world, and it's still in a small mountain village.
At this time, Big Dog said: "This book is still difficult, but it's your first time coming to play with us, so let's play simple roles first."
"Don't worry, your role is very simple, there isn't even a script."
Jiang Che: "Okay, okay."
Big Dog: "I play the father, the second dog is the mother, the third dog is the village chief, and the fourth dog is the doctor."
The big dog looked at Jiang Che and continued: "You play my son."
Jiang Che's face darkened: "...Okay, Brother Dog."
Zhuge Ye on the side gloated: "You still call me Dog Brother? Goose Goose..."
Big Gou looked at Zhuge Ye and said, "Wild Gou, you play Jiang Gou's sister, who is Er Gou and I's daughter."
The smile suddenly stiffened, Zhuge Ye said: "...Okay, Brother Dog."
Jiang Che: "Sister, do you still call me Dog Brother?"
The big dog still looked very professional and said seriously: "Okay, adjust your mood, we will start in three minutes."
Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye stopped smiling.
That's the sentence.
Have fun, have fun, and don't joke about the challenge.
…
Three minutes passed quickly.
The two people who played the role of the village chief and the doctor disappeared, and at the same time, the environment of the house also changed.
In the originally empty living room, tables, chairs and stools appeared, the walls became mottled, and even the air had a musty smell.
Surrounded by a panoramic view...this script is killer, absolutely amazing!
at this time.
"Bang!" The big dog sitting on the chair suddenly broke the cup and roared toward the kitchen.
"I have to work so hard outside every day! Why the hell are you going behind my back to find Mr. Wang next door? Are you worthy of me?"
After saying that, the big dog lit a cigarette and said, "Fuck!"
Ergou, who plays the mother, walked out of the kitchen angrily.
He said with red eyes: "I'm sorry for you? Why am I sorry for you?! If you weren't such a useless waste, would I have gone to find Lao Wang next door?"
"Look at how hungry our children are!"
Jiang Che: "..."
Zhuge Ye: "..."
My mother snatched away my father's cigarette, threw it to the ground and crushed it.
Tears fell out.
"Smoking, smoking, you know how to smoke! Do you know where the money for buying cigarettes comes from? If it weren't for the little money Lao Wang gave me, you wouldn't even be able to afford toilet paper!"
"You!" My father's eyes widened, but he still swallowed his words forcefully.
His cloudy eyes were bloodshot.
The atmosphere became quiet and anxious.
Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye, who were sitting in the corner, looked at each other.
This kind of start is too exciting, right?
But Big Dog and Ergou acted very well and were very involved, coupled with the changes in the surrounding environment.
Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye also became very honest.
After a while, the father said: "I... although we are poor, there is no need to let you... let you go out... dirty!"
"dirty?"
"I don't know about being dirty? I still despise Lao Wang for being dirty!" My mother said angrily: "If I hadn't been such a loser, how could I have made this kind of money!"
"It's better now, you still think I'm dirty, right?" My mother became more and more excited as she spoke.
He pointed at his father's nose and cursed: "You're a coward, you're a coward! You can't survive this life!"
"If you can't pass it, then don't pass it! Why are you yelling in front of me!" Maybe he was saying that he was a coward, which made his father angry.
"Okay, okay!" My mother said three times in a row, her body shaking uncontrollably.
"You have the talent, you have the talent! It's just nothing!!!"
Mother walked into the kitchen angrily.
The father lit another cigarette and frowned.
After a while.
Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye couldn't help but whisper.
Jiang Che: "This family ethics drama..."
Zhuge Ye: "What a great performance."
"So, Lao Wang next door."
"Have to guard against it."
"Wild dog, do you smell anything?"
"Did you fart again?"
"You just farted. It smells like gas..."
"Huh? It seems..."
"Bang!"
Before Zhuge Ye could finish speaking, there was a deafening loud noise!
Flames surged out of the kitchen, and the house was suddenly blackened!
Jiang Che: “(;???;)!!!”
Zhuge Ye: "(;???;)!!!"
At this time, the father said to the two of them: "You two stay here and don't run around. Dad goes and takes a look!"
"..."×2
Father ran into the kitchen.
Soon, he dragged a charred corpse out.
That's... my mother's body.
That is, the corpse of Ergou.
Ergou really turned into a charred corpse...
Even an arm and a leg were blown apart.
Mud...
Wouldn't this be a bit too dedicated?
Are you working so hard to kill in scripts now?
Who do you want to kill?
The father looked at the charred corpse and took a few deep breaths.
Then he walked up to Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye and said.
"children."
"Your mother lit the gas tank."
"right……"
"Your mother...exploded..."
"???"×2
"I said, your mother exploded."
Jiang Che's eyes widened: "Damn it, it just exploded!"
Big Dog: "Huh?"
Jiang Che: "Oh no... Wuwuwu, 5555, Mom, why did you explode?"
The big dog kissed and stroked the heads of Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye.
"Dad shouldn't quarrel with mom, but no matter what, dad still loves you."
"Daddy loves you."
Jiang Che: "..."
Zhuge Ye: "..."
"Dad is a loser, but he will definitely change in the future, and he will definitely let you live a good life."
It was touching, and brought tears to my eyes.
The three of them hugged each other and cried bitterly.
at this time.
Sangou, who plays the role of the village chief, rushed in.
This is also Jiang Che’s most anticipated role!
"What, what, what's going on?!" the village chief said in shock.
Next, my father told the village chief about what happened.
After some consideration, the village chief said: "Now that your wife has exploded, it is not an option for you to continue like this in the future."
"How about this."
The village chief handed his father a cigarette and said earnestly: "I have some connections in the city and can introduce you to work. I will help you take care of your two children."
"this……"
"Don't worry, they won't starve to death, but let's agree first that you have to send three hundred dollars every month. After all, my family's conditions are just like that, and you know it."
"Thank you, village chief. Thank you, village chief." My father said gratefully.
"It would be great if you are willing to take care of my baby. Not to mention three hundred, as long as I stand firm, I can send you all my salary!"
"Look what you said, okay, okay, since you are willing to go, just pack up and set off."
"Now?"
"Well, there happens to be a shortage of people over there, and I'm afraid my spot will be taken away by someone else if I'm late."
The village chief continued: "Don't worry, I will arrange for your wife's body to be frozen first, and then the funeral will be held when you come back."
"Then...okay." My father said weakly.
The village chief stood up and walked out.
"Hurry up and pack up. I'll wait for you outside."
After some simple cleaning up, my father followed him out.
Soon, the surrounding environment changed again.
This time it was no longer indoors, but in a forest.
When Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye saw what was happening in front of them, they immediately took a breath of air.