Chapter 84 It's all protein, what's the relationship?
"..."
Zhuge Ye's face turned red and he said: "Blow, who can't brag?"
Su Xiaojin looked at Zhuge Ye.
"!!!" Zhuge Ye subconsciously took a step back.
"You, look what I'm doing!"
Su Xiaojin said expressionlessly: "There is not enough time today. I will wait for you here at five o'clock tomorrow morning."
"Wait a minute." Jiang Che stopped Su Xiaojin and his face darkened.
"Why is it five o'clock tomorrow morning?!"
"Is there a problem?"
"It's too early, I can't get up."
"..."
"Six o'clock then."
"It's still too early..."
Su Xiaojin took a deep look at Jiang Che.
There was finally a slight change in Gujing Muha's eyes.
Oh, it turns out that’s a look that looks at a mentally retarded person...
In the real world, you can sleep until any time.
In the mysterious world, how many people can't even sleep, but you can't even talk about it?
That's outrageous.
Su Xiaojin: "Then tell me."
Jiang Che touched his chin and began to think.
At this time, Zhuge Ye said: "Brother, how about ten o'clock? Ten o'clock is the normal time to get up."
"..."
Jiang Che pushed Zhuge Ye away, looked at Su Xiaojin and said, "I usually wake up naturally. You wait here tomorrow morning and I'll come over when I wake up."
Su Xiaojin nodded her chin without any hesitation, "It's a deal."
Then, she walked away.
Looking at Su Xiaojin's leaving figure, Zhuge Ye couldn't help but said: "...Brother Che, you are clearly bullying others."
Jiang Che: "Yes, but this just proves one thing."
"What?"
"She wants me very much..."
"Um?"
"The clue in hand."
"Um……"
What is this called?
This is called the whole world being turbid and I alone am pure; everyone is drunk and I am alone sober.
This Su Xiaojin is not simple, not simple...
…
On the way back, I passed by the door of a farmer's house.
The angry curses coming from the room attracted the attention of Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye.
"Da! Why do you want to have a relationship with her! What do you want me to do if you do this! Where will you put me!!!"
"She is lying there, what can I do? Can I control it?"
"Damn! You can't help it when she's lying there?! You should decompose it! You should decompose her body when you step on the horse!"
outside the door.
Jiang Che: Damn it...
Zhuge Ye: Damn, damn…
"Bang!"
The wooden door was kicked open.
A burly middle-aged woman stormed out of the room.
When she saw Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye, she yelled with splitting eyes: "What are you looking at! Believe it or not, I will dig out your eyeballs!"
After scolding her, her arrogance still failed to subside.
He continued to curse into the room: "Da, you are a beast and a scumbag! You will not die well!"
The middle-aged woman left angrily.
The two people were left confused.
Just then, a burlier man appeared at the door.
He was shirtless and wearing a stained apron. He held a butcher's knife in his right hand and a cup of cappuccino in his left hand.
"Who are you two?" The big man looked gloomy, his eyes were evil, and he took a sip of coffee.
This breath...
It’s actually an E-level mystery!
Just when Jiang Che was about to speak, a line of blood words suddenly appeared in his mind.
[As a high-quality man, there is no woman in this world who is worthy of me. Da Vinci, why are you so charming and outstanding even after you have become a jerk~]
...it turned out to be a butcher of pigs.
A pig butcher can have E-level strength, which is higher than most villagers.
Zhuge Ye didn't believe it when he said he had no clues.
then.
Jiang Che: “I am so powerful that I can conquer the world~”
Big man: "The times are not good and the good will never fade away~"
Jiang Che: "Wenxi!"
Da Vinci: "I want you to call me by my full name - Da Vinci."
"No problem, Vincent."
"Thanks."
"You're welcome, Vincent."
Zhuge Ye on the side: "(?Д?)"
There is nothing wrong with this wave of tribute to Mr. Star!
With the golden finger's hint and Jiang Che's hopeless cleverness.
It must be taken care of!
Jiang Che said with admiration on his face: "I didn't expect to see my favorite male idol here, Da Vinci."
"Wenxi, have you been a porker here all these years?"
Da Vinci said with deep eyes: "To be precise, he is a down-and-out pork guy!"
"No, no, no." Jiang Che shook his head repeatedly, "A man as outstanding as you, no matter where he hides, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding. Your melancholy eyes and sighing fibrous roots are magical.
Skilled knife skills, and that cup of cappuccino..."
"How can you be down and out?"
Da Vinci sighed, looked at Jiang Che and said, "Although I don't know you, you feel very friendly to me. Come in and talk."
Entering the house, the smell of rotten pork hit the sky.
After taking a look at the dead pig on the chopping board, Jiang Che and Zhuge Ye immediately understood the initial conversation.
Hold……
Not even the dead pigs were spared.
This is such a wolf killer.
Da Vinci walked over and patted the dead pig on the chest and said, "Did you see it?"
Jiang Che: "..."
Zhuge Ye: "There is actually white liquid..."
Da Vinci sighed again and said: "Actually, it's my fault today because I couldn't hold it back, but this pig is really rare. If you look at the pig skin, it's white with pink in it, and pink with white.
Full of elasticity and firm texture..."
Zhuge Ye: What the hell...
Although Jiang Che also wanted to complain, he still said without conscience: "It's just a dead pig. Once it's done, it's done. What does it matter?"
"You don't understand." Da Vinci said: "This pig is meant to be eaten."
Jiang Che: "You can't eat it after washing it?"
Zhuge Ye: "???"
"Pop."
Da Vinci patted the pigskin again, thinking Jiang Che didn't see clearly.
Jiang Che: "What's wrong? It's all protein, what does it have to do with it?"
Zhuge Ye took a breath of air and subconsciously shrank his butt, "It turns out that Lang Mie is right next to me."
Da Vinci stared at Jiang Che.
a long time.
"Actually, that's what I think too, but this pig is a sacrifice at the Children's Temple. If the woman tells the deputy village chief, I will be in trouble."
"Children's temple, sacrifice?" Jiang Che immediately grasped the key point.
Da Vinci nodded and said: "Yes, we will need it the day after tomorrow."
By accident, I got a new clue.
"No, you don't know about the children's temple sacrifice?" Da Vinci suddenly changed his face.
Jiang Che: "...We are from other villages."
"It turns out he is from another village..."
Da Vinci looked at the two men with a stern look, grinned and said, "Then I thought of a way."
"What?"
"Wouldn't it be better if I kept the pig for myself and used it as a sacrifice for you two?"
"Not only will the deputy village chief not blame me, he might even praise me..."
As he spoke, Da Vinci's eyes turned deathly gray.
Lines of blood climbed up his face and quickly turned into cracks.
The skin began to peel off, and the temperature of the entire room began to rise sharply!
It’s the same situation as when Hu Meier turned into a ghost.
"Made, you are indeed a psychopath." Jiang Che couldn't help cursing.
It's fine one second, but it's going to kill someone the next.
What? People from other villages are not human beings?
Discrimination?
I had already followed Goldfinger’s instructions to compliment him, but I didn’t expect that it would still be like this in the end.
Da Vinci approached step by step, the smile on his face became more and more ferocious.
"Let me do it."
Perhaps because he had been "lying dead", Zhuge Ye actually took the initiative to ask for help.
However, Jiang Che waved his hand and said, "Step back, dad will do it himself."
Zhuge Ye: "Hey, I was joking too."
Jiang Che: "..."
"Bang!" Jiang Che took out a big knife with a hungry look on his face.
After being promoted to E-level, he hasn't tried his full strength yet.
Now, it’s time to practice your skills with this pig-killing tool.